Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good

Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good..

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tf is a smart thermometer?

One that gives readings in kalvin degrees i guess

Uploads to schlomos servers

One that spies on you

Boomer Remover, saves effort

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Those red areas are only a 3% increase

healthweather.us/

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Florida is like the hottest state in the country is this supposed to be fucking news

>only

The Great Boomer Consumer if you would please.

yes nigger, I said only. Do you have an actual argument or no?

This is about fevers user. FL has a high number of oldies tho.

its connected to the internet?

Nope, it's unfair for me to argue with reetards.

>smart thermometer
What fucking dystopian bullshit is that?

Isn't it wonderful how fucking everything is spying on you nowadays?

Environmental temperature has nothing to do with the data points being tracked by this website. This is an average of temperatures taken by calibrated measuring devices inserted into the human body. The outside air has nothing to do with anything.

JFC... you're a mental midget.

Millions? Unless it’s for a hospital I don’t see a point in having one so there’s much doubt on that number.

I forgot, you primates live in a Stone Age over there.

You're 16 and a dumbfuck

Then explain.

Oh no, it's TOTALLY fucked.

That sounds totally HIPAA compliant. Does it link up with Alexa and Siri?

Oh gee golly willickers that’s not dystopian in any way whatsoever. No sirree. Not dystopian at all.

Florida has a disproportionate ammount of boomers. You know the ones that actually die from this. They need to come to terms with their mortality because this shit will get old really fast.

You have no idea how bad it really is

Lol, no shit. I’m guessing Apple Watch or sports trackers... they link to strava dot com

Can gen x go, too?

The Kinect on Xbox tracks your everything... heartbeat temp movement name it 3d scans you and microphone... it was developed by the Israel army and sold to Microsoft

>tfw when live in georgia

FUCKING FLORIDA CUNTS ARE GOING TO KILL ME

I guess if they keep licking toilet seats natural selection should kick in.

>gets hot outside
>body temperature doesn't go up

smartwatches

Lex Luthor owns the internet

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Who the fuck buys a thermometer and connects it to the internet?

FL is in 6th place, but temps are higher than the hardest hit?

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Yeah that's why I never bought one

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Most of this stuff connects automatically. The product is advertised as “keep track of your temp on your phone” - this is more common among women trying to get pregnant since this data can help. But you connect it once and it connects via Bluetooth whenever it can, and the data gets sent.

We aren't testing as much.

t. FL State Govt worker

They're not testing for it

Fewer tests in FL
Pic related

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Measures temp.and gives you a prostate massage.

the one with a GPS and a camera that let's Langley perverts look at your armpits

>Florida has higher than expected fever readings
>everyone in FL has AIDS
Why is this unexpected?

DAY OF THE PILLOW IS COMING

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Do they walk around with it in their ass like those dildos with a heart at the end

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>CITIZEN #1874911 YOUR SMART BLOOD CHIP HAS DETECTED ALCOHOL IN YOUR SYSTEM
>PLEASE EXPLAIN YOURSELF OR EXPECT A VISIT FROM THE MCPOLICE

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thanks for the laugh user

You mean the president was talking out of his ass when he said it would disappear in the warmer weather? No way haha crazy...

Based and buttplugfever-pilled

Guys does that temp look to high? I don't understand Celsius

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Holy fuck that's rich coming from you, homo habilis lookalike.

i hate the idea of IoT but this is actually a pretty interesting use of IoT

Like those pink vibrators that respond to donations on cam sites?

That's a real shitty temperature.

They also have a disproportionate amount of Jews.
>yfw Corona wipes out all the old kikes in the US

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Floridafaggot here. I've been saying it for awhile Florida will be the 1st place in the US to go absolute anarchy. Seal the fucking northern border now.

Didn't do much in school, huh user?

stay comfy folks

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Florida has the same age breakdowns by percentage as Italy

Good luck burgers, you guys are fucked

>gee golly willickers
It's golly gee willickers. You fucked it up, mate

America is toast. Americans generally don't go to the doctors even when they're sick because they'll have to pay out the ass for medical care. This creates a culture of "It's just the flu" where people try to self diagnose and self medicate. With a virus like Corona that is easily transmissible and has a delayed onset of symptoms, you can imagine how many infected people are currently out and about unknowingly spreading it.

Not to mention the fact that the American health care system isn't equipped to test for or treat this many cases of viral pneumonia. GG America, you're about to get ravaged.

Their negative count is sky high. Interesting. Possibly Florida isn't getting hit by this thing. It's suspected that high humidity and heat break down the flu viruses membrane, making transmission harder.

Believable. Is this how they know.

device that spies on your temperature

I uh, I uh, I accidentally swallowee some Listerine while gargling, that's all I swear.

If you only knew how bad things really are...

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Housing there is about to plummet, make for some great rental property.

What does he want to happen?
Martial law?
But.... Orange man bad though.

They do the same thing with "common flu kills 8 gorillion a year" stats.

i thought they were shart thermometers

Have you cleared the hippies off of your train tracks yet leaf?

Is that bad?

We'll give them a bunch of cigarettes and eventually they'll fuck off. They do this every year.

I'm sure it's not all black and white. Is there a chance that the #'s are partially inflated due to pic related? So was it an AIDS epidemic in the 1980's or a pneumonia epidemic? Still not sure exactly what I believe.