/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2359 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 287,397 (+11,850) ► Died: 11,897 (+517)

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>NEWS
China instructions to spread misinformation on the internet leaked
archive.is/RUAeY

57 year old Manhattan lawyer dies after saying he was improving
archive.is/wIvDF

Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected
archive.is/0pqdp

China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
archive.is/F5omw

Saudi Arabia shuts down public transport
archive.is/pWnP5

>RESEARCH
In Netherlands, half in intensive care under 50 years old
archive.is/tgY6n

South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
archive.is/8dsa9

Testicular damage
archive.is/I6wRu

Heart attack main cause of death, not respiratory issues
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>REMINDER
Merkel: "60 to 70 percent in Germany will become infected"
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Pandemic to last 18 months and include multiple waves
archive.is/ca3NH

Spain under lockdown, 46 million people
archive.is/wip/MOWf9

Virus might be an escaped vaccine trial
archive.is/VxlBI

Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
archive.is/HLAN0

>LATEST CASES
10:24: 558 new cases and 30 new deaths in Belgium.
10:17: 966 new cases and 123 new deaths in Iran.
10:14: 178 new cases in Israel.
09:01: 77 new cases in the Philippines.
08:20: 278 new cases in Austria.
08:10: 153 new cases and 1 new death in Malaysia.
07:44: 9 new deaths in New York state, United States.

>LISTS
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>MORE
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>München: Senior doctor of clinic for infectiology: Some more young patients require IC, youngest are in their early 20s.
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Stop making these threads.
Nobody besides you 200 retard care about this.

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Is she worth it?

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>Stop making these threads.
>Nobody besides you 200 retard care about this.

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>just a flu bro

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dumb mutt

Yes.

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When the fuck did Canada hit 1000?

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Anyone have a timeline on when I will get my Trumpbux?

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You did post early, faggot.

Seethe doomers; leave your basement for once and you'd realize everything is perfectly normal.

I live smack dab in the center of NYC and nothing has changed, hell, I haven't even seen or know a single person with this.
I doubt it's even real at this point.

Wait you can recover on your own? How the hell.

BRAZIL IS IRAN ON STEROIDS

> WE HAVE A PANDEMIC. WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
> LET'S WASTE MILLIONS PAYING STREET MUSICIANS INSTEAD OF MEDICINE, ICU BEDS AND FOOD
oantagonista.com/brasil/jogando-dinheiro-publico-pela-janela/?desk

> DON'T CLOSE THE CHURCHES, DON'T CLOSE SHOPPING MALLS!
oantagonista.com/brasil/bolsonaro-critica-fechamento-de-igrejas-providencia-absurda/?desk

CLUELESS PRESIDENT
MAYOR THINKS HE'S NERO

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Your masters lie to you. It is not for YOUR good. It is only for THEIR good.

UK's numbers for today please lads?

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Spain and German posters are gonna COOF.

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NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD.

Eat a dick faggot

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Yes, but still too many "just a flu" faggots for my likeing

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based and burgerpilled

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Kys chink

Rename the thread or delete it OP

think I got coroned, lads
it was nice knowing you retards

around the same time that they become completely irrelevant and worthless and can't be delivered because the mail isn't running.

No memeflag allowed to bake threads (also no faggot too)

>threadsplitting argiebro

Lol

this isn't a race burgerbros

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>I live smack dab in the center of NYC and nothing has changed

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Depressed limp-wrist faggot with no life wants other people to die, what a surprise.

CHING CHANG CONG CHINA NUMBA WUAAAAN

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Sauce?

shut up faggot

OP is a confirmed CCP shill/yellow fever retard until he changes Corona to Chinese as it was before

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>I live smack dab in the center of NYC
Look who is about to get culturally enriched

The clown world deserves what's coming...

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OP is a confirmed CCP shill/yellow fever retard until he changes Corona to Chinese as it was before

NEW THREAD
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Those are there all the time, people are only recording now cause they think it's somehow related to this.

Yep, prepped in January and been co fy ever since
Depends on what strain you get.
Momday the Army is being deployed, you'll eat those words
No one cares faggot

Also tip to glowies here right now, the more you shill the more we pist, just give it up

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Give it time, we're on the right track

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We're number one in all the bad things, we must take our rightful place on top.
>AMERICA #1

>Thread wars are against the rules
>proceed to spam his thread all over old and legit threads

Where did my GTS Coronafags go, I was just about to talk about how Corona-chan is finally getting to the point where Earth is just a plaything to her unstoppable size

I had COVID-19 for a week - light cough, lethargic, headaches, pretty much just mild flu-like symptoms. Now I feel like a million bucks. This is a bigger nothing taco than Y2K and Al Capone's vault and you sucker faggots are drinking it up like Belle Delphine's bathwater. This is the most pathetic doomsday cult I've ever seen, the world will never share in your miserable existance no matter how hard you circle jerk and spread your speculative schizo disinfo. Oh look now there's Hydroxychloroquine treatment that btfo your blessed Coronachan.
Oh look I just went through another roll of Angel Soft today
>inb4 bro your lungs and balls are fucked4life!!1!
Lol yeah no life's good kiddo, I'm about to fuck my gf and order an All-Star special from Waffle House. How's all those sardines and ramen tasting?

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OP is a confirmed CCP shill/yellow fever retard until he changes Corona to Chinese as it was before

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD.
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>"n-no one cares" says the increasingly nervous nothingburgerfag for the 3rd month in a row

>I live smack dab in the middle of NYC and nothing has changed
this is factually incorrect. Unless you never went outside before this.

Things have gotten pretty wild

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>still no sfm of coronachan

I NEED TO COOM AND COOF

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OP is a confirmed CCP shill/yellow fever retard until he changes Corona to Chinese as it was before

NEW THREAD.
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More people will die if you play this down, so you are a limp-wrist faggot with no life wants other people to die, what a surprise.

>One minute think we're all going to die
>Next minute think this is greatly exaggerated

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Kek, right by your playbook I see, enjoy the incoming ban

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Can I heat my beans by opening the can and putting it directly into the microwave? Or will something bad happen if I don’t take the beans out of the can first?

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Or read my post and realize nothing is happening?
I haven't heard a single coofer, don't know a single coofer, have heard ZERO ambulances.

It stood no chance

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Cuomo just said NYC is completely fucked

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So 200 people care? That sounds like a good reason for a thread.

disinfecting sandnigger rats too, for good measure

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OP is a confirmed CCP shill/yellow fever retard until he changes Corona to Chinese as it was before

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yes

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False imprisonment is against the 4th amendment right of all people, and now California and New York are breaking this
There needs to be a revolution, socialist oligarchy is coming

Yes you can user, i do it all the time 4 minutes

OP is a confirmed CCP shill/yellow fever retard until he changes Corona to Chinese as it was before

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>spas-12

que?

ENJOY THE BAN CHANG

3000+ NEW CASES IN NYC
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Just stop spamming faggot memefag

Smf?

you and the burgers will shock the world no doubt about it

>have heard ZERO ambulances
This is how I know you don't live in NYC

My bad, nobody of importance cares.

>will something bad happen

The can will get really hot because it's fucking metal. Scoop the beans out into a bowl, you lazy cunt.

PRAISE HIM FOR SALVATION
He will save us come and be witnessed, the corona will be cuckolded

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Bros, make it stop I wanna go to movies with friends and forget this ever happened. REVERSE, REVEEEEERSE!

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FUCK

CCP Memeflag.
Go punish more of the doctors trying to help you commie scum of the earth.
Your presence here will make me collect EVERY FUCKING ANTI-CHINESE MEME I can get my hand on!!!

Good. Death to the modern Bable

>XD CHINESE VIRUS
This is what happens when /ptg/ retards wander out of their containment. Stop trying to hijack shit.

E 55th with Lexington?

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 47,021 (4,032) Spain 24,926 (1,326) Germany 21,652 (75) Iran 20,610 (1,556) United States 19,919 (279) France 12,612 (450) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 6,186 (58) United Kingdom 4,072 (177) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Belgium 2,815 (67) Austria 2,814 (8) Norway 2,040 (7) Sweden 1,764 (20) Denmark 1,326 (13) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (8) Canada 1,087 (13) Australia 1,072 (7) Japan 1,007 (35) Brazil 999 (12) Israel 883 (1) Pakistan 720 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Ireland 683 (3) Turkey 670 (9) Luxembourg 670 (8) Finland 521 (1) Greece 495 (13) Poland 452 (5) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Ecuador 426 (7) Thailand 411 (1) Slovenia 383 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Russia 306 (1) Bahrain 305 (1) Egypt 285 (8) India 283 (5) Hong Kong 273 (4) Peru 263 (4) Iraq 214 (17) Lebanon 206 (4) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) Croatia 168 (1) Bulgaria 163 (3) Argentina 158 (4) …

>LATEST CHANGES
China +41 (+7) Spain +3,355 (+233) Germany +1,804 (+7) Iran +966 (+123) United States +536 (+23) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +571 (+2) Netherlands +637 (+30) Belgium +558 (+30) Austria +165 (+2) Sweden +125 (+4) Denmark +71 (+4) Portugal +260 (+6) Malaysia +153 (+5) Canada (+1) Brazil +29 (+1) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Finland +71 (+1) Greece (+3) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore +47 (+2) Philippines +77 (+1) Mexico +39 (+1) Argentina (+1) San Marino (+6) Dominican Republic +40 (+1) Algeria +1 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Paraguay (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) United Kingdom +89 Norway +81 Australia +144 Czech Republic +92 Israel +178 Pakistan +219 Chile +103 Iceland +64 Poland +27 Thailand +89 Saudi Arabia +48 Slovenia +42 Romania +59 Russia +53 Estonia +23 Bahrain +7 India +34 Hong Kong +17 South Africa +38 …

>FULL LISTS
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Time to eat up NYC, enjoy your plague!

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You're the one in a thread you could have filtered out, and yet, here you are for some unknown reason, complaining about a thread you apparently don't care about.

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MOOOOOOODDDDSSSS

The worst part of this virus isn't the disease itself, but the aftermath.
Sure things look bad, but it's far from being the civilization-ending infection many hope it to be.
What this means is that once it's contained the new focus will be on creating new institutions, legislation and system to prevent another outbreak like it or worse. While the common man might think this means more self-sufficient economies, controlled immigration with closed borders, quick responses on national level and so on, what will happen is the opposite: China will try to pin this virus on someone else and offer to continue being the world's supplier of manufactured goods; international organization will push forward to curb national sovereignty; and each country will create laws that curb personal freedoms while strengthening international corporations; and, finally, they will take further actions to stop the "spread of fake news and misinformation".

If you survive the chinese virus, keep in mind:
>China caused this, they lied and are actively trying to spin this whole thing to gain economical and political power. CHINA MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
>If your country had controlled immigration and was able to close their borders efficiently, you wouldn't have an outbreak in the first place. FIGHT FOR STRONGER IMMIGRATION LAWS.
>If your country had a more self-sufficient economy, not only you would be able to cut China off quickly, but your economy would be much less impacted. VOTE FOR POLICIES THAT ENSURE A MORE SELF-SUFFICIENT NATIONAL ECONOMY.
>Vaccines couldn't prevent Covid-19. This isn't to say they don't work, just to keep in mind that any law taking your freedoms isn't for your own good. KEEP YOUR FREEDOM.
>By having a stronger national economy and immigration control, your country can quickly respond to the next chinese viral outbreak. But, that's only if your politicians don't believe that it is racist to protect their own population. FIGHT TO REGAIN CONTROL OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE.

yea, its a nothingburger, overblown. they dont need to shut down the economy, it only kills old people, stack cash incase of hyperinflation anyway or just buy the dip, either way big line goes up in the end

GOOGLE NEW YORK CITY AND JUST LOOK AT THE CARNAGE REPORTS

That reminds me. China nationalized 3M in their country and refused on sending N95 respirators to the US.
Then later on, Taiwan sent thousand of respirators to the US in exchange for medical equipment. And of course, China bitched about this and called this act "worse than the virus".
Just how mentally unstable are these faggots?

>have heard ZERO ambulances.
Then you don't live in NYC.