/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2358 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 287,176 (+11,629) ► Died: 11,891 (+511)

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Nurse in Italy: "We no longer count the dead"
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UK closes bars, restaurants, public places
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Illinois to enter "shelter in place" lockdown, 12 million people
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California enacts state-wide lockdown, 39 million people
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Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected
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>RESEARCH
nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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Survivors will be exhausted for six months
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Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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Patients remain on intensive care for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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>REMINDER
MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
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2 million to die in the US despite lockdowns, scientists estimate
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Denmark under lockdown, 5 million people
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Ireland to be put on lockdown, 4 million people
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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>LATEST CASES
10:24: 558 new cases and 30 new deaths in Belgium.
10:17: 966 new cases and 123 new deaths in Iran.
10:14: 178 new cases in Israel.
09:01: 77 new cases in the Philippines.
08:20: 278 new cases in Austria.
08:10: 153 new cases and 1 new death in Malaysia.
07:44: 9 new deaths in New York state, United States.

>LISTS
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>MORE
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BREAKING: Fauci is a liberal Clinton plant inside the COVID-19 response team to SPREAD FEAR.
>BREAKING: Fauci is a liberal Clinton plant inside the COVID-19 response team to SPREAD FEAR.
BREAKING: Fauci is a liberal Clinton plant inside the COVID-19 response team to SPREAD FEAR.

Trump should remove him immediately.

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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 21.03.

>1804 NEW INFECTIONS:
>21652 TOTAL INFECTIONS +9,09%
>5 NEW DEATHS:
>73 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 21.03. 14:30 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>NEW FATALITIES:
21.03.2020 71th death: Brandenburg, man, 81, severe comorbidities, (cause of death is uncertain)
21.03.2020 72th death: Bayern, man
21.03.2020 73th death: Sachsen-Anhalt, man, 56 (falsely reported for Sachsen-Anhalt, waiting for correction)

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>median age of fatalities: ~80
>average age of fatalities ~82
>new youngest fatality: man, 55, no info on possible comorbidity
>probable average mortality: 10,24%
(Overrepresented mortality, because recoveries are not required to be reported.)

>RKI reports:
+2705 = 16662 cases
+15 = 46 dead
updated: 21.03. 0:00 GMT+1
>RKI COVID-19 DASHBOARD:
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>21.03.2020
Tübingen: CureVac: production of vaccine ongoing, in vivo tests on tenthausands could start in fall, if authorities give their approval.
München: Senior doctor of clinic for infectiology: Some more young patients require IC, youngest are in their early 20s.
Some teenagers and young people celebrate "corona-parties" and violate ban on gatherings.
Secretary general of SPD appeals to german discipline: "If too many citizens don't reduce social life, a curfew is needed."
German foundation for petient sefety: Risk groups, in nursing homes for example, need more protection.
Supermarkets implement rules for minimal distance between customers.
Federal government to alter "Infektionsschutzgesetz" (law for protection from infections), to get more possibilities to take action.

Spain: ICU capacity reached, care for patients insufficient.
France: ICU capacity reached, care for patients insufficient. Baden-Württemberg will take IC-patients in need of ventilator from french hospitals, close to the border.

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
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China even rips off tentacle porn? Shameful.

Take your meds

Is she a Coronavirus victim?

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS

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The worst part of this virus isn't the disease itself, but the aftermath.
Sure things look bad, but it's far from being the civilization-ending infection many hope it to be.
What this means is that once it's contained the new focus will be on creating new institutions, legislation and system to prevent another outbreak like it or worse. While the common man might think this means more self-sufficient economies, controlled immigration with closed borders, quick responses on national level and so on, what will happen is the opposite: China will try to pin this virus on someone else and offer to continue being the world's supplier of manufactured goods; international organization will push forward to curb national sovereignty; and each country will create laws that curb personal freedoms while strengthening international corporations; and, finally, they will take further actions to stop the "spread of fake news and misinformation".

If you survive the chinese virus, remember:
>China caused this, they lied and are actively trying to spin this whole thing to gain economical and political power. CHINA MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
>If your country had controlled immigration and was able to close their borders efficiently, you wouldn't have an outbreak in the first place. FIGHT FOR STRONGER IMMIGRATION LAWS.
>If your country had a more self-sufficient economy, not only you would be able to cut China off quickly, but your economy would be much less impacted. VOTE FOR POLICIES THAT ENSURE A MORE SELF-SUFFICIENT NATIONAL ECONOMY.
>Vaccines couldn't prevent Covid-19. This isn't to say they don't work, just to keep in mind that any law taking your freedoms isn't for your own good. KEEP YOUR FREEDOM.
>By having a stronger national economy and immigration control, your country can quickly respond to the next chinese viral outbreak. But, that's only if your politicians don't believe that it is racist to protect their own population. FIGHT TO REGAIN CONTROL OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE.

You're all going to die goyim

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Everything is ____

ATTENTION: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

BREAKING

>NEW MEME
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PRESENTING:

KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
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reminder the name of the virus is SARS-COV2 and COVID-19 is only the name of the infection. The media has completely whitewashed this to prevent mass panic over the fact that "sars" is in the name

more facts about SARS-COV2:
The virulence (R0) of SARS-CoV-2 is estimated between 1.4-6.49, with a mean estimate of 3.28[1] . This mean estimate is much higher than the seasonal flu, which has an R0 of 1.3[2] . What this means is that SARS-CoV-2 spreads signficantly faster than the seasonal flu.

The Case Fatality Rate (CFR) of SARS-CoV-2 is at least 2-3%[3] . This is 20-30 times higher than the CFR of the season flu, which is around .1%[4] .

SARS-CoV-2 can be transmitted without the infected showing any symptoms[5] . This makes it much more difficult to control.

Roughly 20% of SARS-CoV-2 infections result in serious symptoms that require medical intervention[6] . This is more than 10 times the hospitalization rate of the seasonal flu[7].

Symptoms from SARS-CoV-2 can persist over a month[8] compared to the seasonal flu where symptoms typically tend to clear after 5 days[9] .

There is no vaccine for SARS-CoV-2[10] whereas people regularly get annual flu shots.

There is no herd immunity for SARS-CoV-2 which means that it can theoretically infect the entire population. See, for example, a Korean psychiatric department where the virus infected 99/102 people.

38% of people hospitalized with COVID-19 were between the ages of 20-54, CDC reports.

The virus lasts in aerosolized form (droplets in the air) for around 3 hours

Plaquenil, aka Hydroxychloroquine, has been tested as a potential vaccine for SARS-CoV-2 however right now the data is inconclusive as to whether or not it will be successful in stopping the disease. Further, the vaccine is only in the very beginning of its clinical trials. It would take months for it to become available to the public.

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looks like madonna is loosing her mind... and talent.
twitter.com/Madonna/status/1241035131554615298

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Looting and riots this weekend

God you fucking Trump shills never shut the fuck up do you? Your kike serving orange retard has fucked up enough as it is, so go spread your bullshit theories in your Trump General safespace so the rest of us dont have to be subjected to your stupidity.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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GROW CORONA GROW

No, she's a victim of extreme racism

fake virus, glownigger-sponsored generals
reeeeeeeeee

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Woah Woah woah
Whyyyyyy
Please thank the mods
I'm not sleepy

This better be it, please wipe 70~80% of the world's pop out with Corona, economical collapse and war

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iirc, she is a youg patient from vietnam, who broke quarantine and is now in ICU

Where is the youtube livemap?

Y-You feeling OK Germany?

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Anons, what the fuck is up with the Netherlands death/recovery rate? They have 137 deaths and only 3 recoveries

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nvm

>Is she a Coronavirus victim?
I think that's someone on kidney dialysis, ie., Type 1 diabetes (natural, passed down from the mother, would take care of itself if all that machinery wasn't squandered on it)

I don't want to die alone
I don't want to die alone

I don't want to die alone
I don't want to die alone

I don't want to die alone
I don't want to die alone

I don't want to die alone
I don't want to die alone

Please, stop.

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fire

No mask
No Winnie the pooh similarity
No hot dog in hand
No bat soup

This.
Millions will die

granted

>tick tock
>any day now
>trust the exponential growth plan
Take your malaria pills, schizo

cough cough
all is well here

looks like she answered the call

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My city shut down restaurants to drive through only. The Mexican and other foreign own restaurants are not complying. Once they do, their workers will have no place to go and may leave the country. Maybe.
Illegals also pack a lot of people into one house. They'll spread it to each other.

Lithuania and Finland had first cases of death from Chinese Corona Virus.

>that username
CCP is so desperate right now

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I can't wait until people like you start drowning in their own fluids

>Plaquenil, aka Hydroxychloroquine, has been tested as a potential vaccine for SARS-CoV-2

>hydroxychloroquine
>vaccine

Low digit retards, please fucking leave

Part and parcel of herd immunity.

>1 TRILLION DOLLAR BANK LOANS EVERY DAY

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>china made this virus
Of course a braindead brazilian monkey

If it ever gets that bad, come on discord, im always willing to play something with you or just talk

no more pasta for her...

Wish granted. You will never die but you will always be alone.

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drumpftards ever explain how some arrested famous people is going to save the crashing and burning world economy??

OUR NEIGHBORS STARTED SEALING US OFFF FUUCKI

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>CCP is now blamimg Italy
God i can't wait until they get wiped from the world for this, god's wrath will come hard and it will be glorius to see them die.

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Kek but think that's the Viet thot superspreader

>JEROME PRINT FASTER

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Trump reffered to it as both "vaccine" and "cure".

Should I impregnate the gf, Yas Forums? Probably poor timing but might be my last chance to reproduce if the balls destruction rumours are true

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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BILL GATES CREATED THE VIRUS
I'm gonna kill that fucking four eyed monster

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If you and her are white, yes

Fauci is a shill for mandatory vaccines. I wonder if he ill-advised Trump with the "just a flu bro" WHO meme in Jan-Feb. Trump closed China travel on 2 Feb anyway and CNN yelled racism.

what a shithole

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>Bill was the schizo all along
clownworld

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>All this growth leading into tons of GTS fanart
Y E S

Newsflash Trump is retarded and makes shit up constantly

>The polack can't into english
Oh kurwa mate, can't really find where I claimed they made it. Mind quoting it for me?

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We are

The day of the pillow rapidly approaches, boomers.

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Missouri Bros, how long till we get a "stay home" order?
stltoday.com/lifestyles/health-med-fit/coronavirus/two-governors-two-plans-gathering-limit-planned-for-missouri-as/article_3681afac-ef3c-50ea-93c5-2f382b731e9f.amp.html

dilate more shartblue; and lose your VPN

Newsflash I didn't say otherwise

shes a victim of my BMC

it took the govt officially calling it an epidemic for this fucking BYDLO to start wearing some sort of protection, and white trash STILL doesnt even use the single-use gloves they provide and urge you to wear in shopping malls
this country is fucking doomed

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throwback to when you posted that no americans would get infected.

I can't stop laughing at this gif. I'm literally in tears.

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nah, do it. you can save her. no pregnant women infected yet.

shut the fuck up monkey

Come join me on discord comfy frends I will invite you to my server :D
>dragonboi#4953

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Get fucked chang, you've been pisting your fanfiction for days and get btfo everytime.

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Based virus caters to patricians

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You've still got us, user.

B U Y T H E D I P
B U Y T H E D I P
B U Y T H E D I P
B U Y T H E D I P
B U Y T H E D I P

Impossible have so little death. Specially when you had imported millions of niggers. You guys are so cute thinking that you have free press and not a commie/globalist control system at the top spinning their own true.
I actually don't believe any statistic for the coronavirus, not because I don't believe on the virus, I don't believe in the people running the States of Earth. And their "magic number".
But what I would expect for a country that still has Frankfurt University as a high class one, when it should be demolish with all their demented negative dialect and communist ideology.
Just to finish off, your leader is a ex-soviet agent that hate your own country. You guys must have the censorship level of China and don't even realize.

I hope this makes the world stop business with China

Faster!

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It's right fucking next door.
fuckfuckfuckfuck

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>if you survive the chinese virus, remember:
>China caused this, they lied and are actively trying to spin this whole thing to gain economical and political power. CHINA MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
Can you not favela retard

It’s much worse than governments/medical institutions are leading us to believe, right?

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 47,021 (4,032) Spain 24,926 (1,326) Germany 21,652 (73) Iran 20,610 (1,556) United States 19,823 (276) France 12,612 (450) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 6,186 (58) United Kingdom 4,072 (177) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Belgium 2,815 (67) Austria 2,814 (8) Norway 2,017 (7) Sweden 1,764 (20) Denmark 1,326 (13) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (8) Canada 1,087 (12) Australia 1,072 (7) Japan 1,007 (35) Brazil 998 (12) Israel 883 (1) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Ireland 683 (3) Turkey 670 (9) Luxembourg 670 (8) Pakistan 666 (3) Finland 521 (1) Greece 495 (13) Poland 452 (5) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Ecuador 426 (7) Thailand 411 (1) Slovenia 383 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Russia 306 (1) Bahrain 305 (1) Egypt 285 (8) India 283 (5) Hong Kong 273 (4) Peru 263 (4) Iraq 214 (17) Lebanon 206 (4) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) Croatia 168 (1) Argentina 158 (4) Taiwan 153 (2) …

>LATEST CHANGES
China +41 (+7) Spain +3,355 (+233) Germany +1,804 (+5) Iran +966 (+123) United States +440 (+20) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +571 (+2) Netherlands +637 (+30) Belgium +558 (+30) Austria +165 (+2) Sweden +125 (+4) Denmark +71 (+4) Portugal +260 (+6) Malaysia +153 (+5) Brazil +28 (+1) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Finland +71 (+1) Greece (+3) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore +47 (+2) Philippines +77 (+1) Mexico +39 (+1) Argentina (+1) San Marino (+6) Dominican Republic +40 (+1) Algeria +1 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Paraguay (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) United Kingdom +89 Norway +58 Australia +144 Czech Republic +92 Israel +178 Pakistan +165 Chile +103 Iceland +64 Poland +27 Thailand +89 Saudi Arabia +48 Slovenia +42 Romania +59 Russia +53 Estonia +23 Bahrain +7 India +34 Hong Kong +17 South Africa +38 Iraq +6 …

>FULL LISTS
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>Spain
>+3,355 cases today
Soooo how did that happen I wonder?

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Where's this happening?

Nuke the chinks.

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do you really lose your fucking sense of smell?

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thats why we need ch*na nuked before this ends

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I have symptoms. Kinda worried. Hoping it doesn't get worse.

Anyone has the complete tally of total infected and deaths per country?

What is the situation in Mississippi, Georgia, Florida?

Is Bill Mitchell a Russian bot? I refuse to believe he's a real person that lives in my country.

> he needs a conspiracy to feel better that at least someone is in charge of things
accept that this is a monument of Chinese incompetence and that the chinksects plagued the whole Earth with their filthy disease

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Lol Bill. Monday is gonna be a bloodbath for markets and it just might kill this delusional boomer. His cope levels are already approaching suicidal.

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Based

Did they dead?

Yes he does and its funny as shit. If this is to be the end I rather enjoy having a shitposter as head of state.
At least I will laugh before I die

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i miss this posts

It's just a flu. Nothing serious.

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Every government must be held accountable in the west for putting muh GDP over lives.

How will globalism ever recover?

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this is boring im going back to Yas Forums

i have the corona sickness today. super tired, keep throwing up, strong craving for a hair of the dog shot... am I going to dead?

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Let's be honest those auto-play videos on news sites are literally aids

crashing and burning world economy would be excellent. Is national economies which counts, and removing globalism and migrations at the cost of shrunken economies is well worth.

So arresting famous people supporting globalism and mass migration is a good start

checked

get your butterknife and dont let them take you alive, user

kek he's finally popped
this is the most insane boomerposting I've ever seen that's not q-larp

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China will be on tney're own after this, no one will be they're ally due to almost all of the world being infected due to them

steve is really losing it, he is having his temper tantrums more and more often. its like an hourly occurrence I have to turn down the volume from his screaming.

youtube.com/watch?v=LePaNDiie-w

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Not enough

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>thinks Trump didn't delay his reaction to avoid panicking his markets

Really?

He's the literal personification of peak boomer

yikes

youtube.com/watch?v=yt6oDueqbpE
aaaaaaaaaa

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Case #17

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>Yas Forums
lol

>listening to Boomer Mitchell

Wouldn't it be great if Bill managed to smoke out one of the most competent members of the covid response team.

I'd say next week man, not gonna lie, this shit fuckin sucks bro

Welp, my didnt

Hunedoara

MEMENTO MORI

Nah, it's gay and retarded. Just like you!

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Hollywood will still be bending over backwards for them I'm betting. Hopefully increases the hatred for them.

Wait people actually believe any of them are competent?

kek

It's called ICU capacity

Normal faggots here are losing there minds. It's great to get rid of there smug faces.

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>Spain +3,355 (+233) Germany +1,804 (+5) Iran +966 (+123) United States +440 (+20)
I think I can see the edge of the cliff now

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What happened?

The first coronavirus case was in mid november and doubling time is 2.5 days or so.

Which means that today there should be about 2.5 QUADRILLION inefcted Chinese.

>TFW living in middle of nowhere and prepped for a month
will i make it?

>Brazil 998
Almost there.

archive.is/0rCrP
archive.vn/TSVjj

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He tried to, but also took measures to contain while nogs at WHO and I bet Faluscci sucked China peepee.

Trump also said the Clintons were "good good people, and I don't want to hurt them". Maybe Trump is the real Clinton puppet?

Prove me wrong then.
Oh yeah you can't.
Still 0 deaths in USA tho.
You guys are lying straight up from yours asses to look like you have cases and deaths too. But nobody in the world is buying your bullshit.
USA is and always will be completely unharmed by this american bioweapon.

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My faith in Jesus is unironically keeping me from losing my shit. My mum is high risk. My gran is high risk. My dad is high risk. It's not comfortable even if you aren't alone, user, it just gives different fears,

Germany isn't done reporting btw

twitter.com/eu32819265/status/1241077583124594688

Holy shit cities are already putting barricades nobody can't enter or leave

permanently?

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Yes we will fellow rual user

>Trump reffered to it as both "vaccine" and "cure".

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Based Virus caters to best fetish

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Help a nigga out. Pic related is being posted as proof that Italy is "faking numbers", but it's basically saying "if you die on a ventilator with coronavirus, but you're a smoker with high blood pressure then the coronavirus didn't get you, smoking and high blood pressure did."
Does this mean the rest of EU is under reporting? Or is Italy "cheating"?

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It's relative...

Why aren’t we seeing videos of body bags piled up from Italy like we saw from wuhan?

Okay guys, I've been focusing on local finnish corona madness lately, what are the big things happening globally at the moment?
Finland seems to be taking the self-isolation pretty well, lot of people able to work from home, toilet paper has been replenished, first death on a "very old" person just announced.
>inb4 adrenochrome

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Things will never be the same after this.

some crazy chink lost it, and forced a packed bus over a cliff or something

this is all bullshit
its the fucking flu

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>Still 0 deaths in USA tho
Chang, your boss needs to be fired and you need to be shot for your retardaton

That face looks rather horrid

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STFU fag

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Several months of F U N are coming your way

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The Diamond Princess serves as a useful case study.
>712 cases
>1% dead
>75% recovered
>93% of remaining active cases are mild
it’s literally nothing

The fact the media is defending China is a joke.

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ahahaha you will die

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If I was allowed to put my coock inside this corona girl I'd die happy after.

I had COVID-19 for a week - light cough, lethargic, headaches, pretty much just mild flu-like symptoms. Now I feel like a million bucks. This is a bigger nothing taco than Y2K and Al Capone's vault and you sucker faggots are drinking it up like Belle Delphine's bathwater. This is the most pathetic doomsday cult I've ever seen, the world will never share in your miserable existance no matter how hard you circle jerk and spread your speculative schizo disinfo. Oh look now there's Hydroxychloroquine treatment that btfo your blessed Coronachan.
Oh look I just went through another roll of Angel Soft today
>inb4 bro your lungs and balls are fucked4life!!1!
Lol yeah no life's good kiddo, I'm about to fuck my gf and order an All-Star special from Waffle House. How's all those sardines and ramen tasting?

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>adrenochrome
I'm glad this Q shit either blows all of us the fuck out for thinking it was a LARP or can finally die for good after this week.

Give him time.

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>think about it

no

Yes, but it's not yet known whether it's permanent or not.

My portugese contact just told me his government is blocking porn during the quarantine. Based???

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Ah, I see you mentioned the famous German diesel engines that does not pollute.

post proofs

The wops are fudging numbers the Krauts aren't.

Most people already know that the media is the enemy so it won't gelp that alot of people are getting redpilled due to this.

>So thick that she not only infects Earth but she absolutely crushes it
Fuck yes boy that's excellent

>Frankfurter Schule, communist Merkel, german government importing immigrants
I know, I know...
>Impossible have so little death
German testing capacity and testing density is very high, lots of unsymptomatic and mild cases get revealed.
Outbreak in Germany is about 2 weeks behind those of Italy, Spain and France.
Germany has better testing and better ICU capacity. All infections and related deaths are legally required to be reported through various medical authorities. German numbers are pretty accurate so far. Some other countries' are not.

>1000 by the weekend
i fucking told you niggers

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damn bill cracked the case

Who’s got a good graphic or meme for the China Mobile subscriber drop?

Lol that’s as shitty as I expected Romania to look

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Everyone has fucked up lungs from smooking weed non-stop.

>Comments have been locked due to the absurd number of reports this post is generating.
Hmmm I wonder who could be behind those reports.

wow, is she having ecmo?

>40% of UK Corona cases are in London
rip

>cause
>/kôz/
>verb
>past tense: caused; past participle: caused
>make (something, especially something bad) happen.
>"this disease can cause blindness"

>cre·ate
>/krēˈāt/
>verb
>past tense: created; past participle: created
>bring (something) into existence.
>"he created a thirty-acre lake"


Don't worry polack, this english course was completely free. Consider this a small gift.
China didn't create the virus, but caused the outbreak. They they about it since last year and not only did nothing to stop it, but killed and arrested people to avoid the news from spreading. Then they lied about their numbers, allowed people to travel freely and now are playing the "we defeated the virus, so here are a few supplies as a get better gift" while sending shipments to Europe and attacking the US and any other country that dares to claim they are responsible for the situation.

Do you honestly think you've convinced a single person that the US Army released a bioweapon in China and then kept their borders open for six months?

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Try going to prison?

>be Venezuela
>call Romania shithole
Lads, there are no winners in the speshul olympics

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Well, it's still good big Corona-chan so she's good in my book

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wasn't adrenochrome the fake drug from Hunter S. Thompsons Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? People think that is a real? Wtf? lol

Borat was filmed there lmao.

Totally based

Italy and Spain together about to take over fake China numbers today, for sure tomorrow.