Chad and Stacy in Florida most likely to die from COVID-19

Are some of these people even in college? That women looks like she’s in her late 20s

They will only kill all the elderly people they puke on while being drunk.

Been there done that. Banged 5 chicks on spring break once

Best lay of my life was my average looking girlfriend I was in love with. The Florida slut one night stands were mediocre in comparison. At best

Proof that this is because some chink who studied in America got denied by Stacy. Went back to China in anger, made the virus and let it go knowing Chads and Stacey wouldn't take it serious and would die

>33 pathogens
>33

Nope

Wome these days love to cake on make up even when they're in their teens. It makes them look older. She might be 22 at the most. If you put a 27 year old up there she would be flabby

>that's a stacy
That's a Floridan JAP, and she's ugly as fuck.

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And absolutely nothing of value will be lost

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youtube.com/watch?v=XkYRI48bXRw

>those are chads and staceys
those are white trash lmao

>Chad and Stacy always win in the end

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Chad and Stacey can’t die nor nothing bad can happen to them
Welcome to reality
It’ll take the life of a sweet old woman who’s never sinned in her life but let the worst people live

I go to Miami Music Week every year and am in my 30's. I would say 90% are not in college. Most of us didn't go this year due to all the shows getting shut down.

This. Deny them medical service and leave their corpses to rot on the nearest beach.

and this is why no matter how hard women try to pick chad, it will all reset itself in the end and they have no choice but to settle

He's reaching for the guy's wallet.

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>33

Every fucking time

nobody under 30 is dying from COVID user. What's going to happen is they'll get COVID, pass it on to their parents, who will die and leave them a massive inheritance making Chads and Stacy's even richer than before.

okay now post the confirmed deaths user

The beaches in florida have been closed per governor order, goys

there you go fren

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>party
>get back, infect your boomer parents
>get big inheritance, party some more
Can't stop winning.

>5 chicks

Calm down Mike. Theres no reasons to lie on a Chinese cartoon board.

>that black dude in the background
A beast among men. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it, even thru his shorts. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. I'm sure he's worked HARD on that body and made great progress his throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult; I'd love to meet him

>young people in top physical shape will die in high numbers
>coronavirus
top kek
boomers have no right to call anyone selfish

I suspect things are about to blow up here as well.

Massive cope. It's much better to be outside and active than sedentary. Imagine being on Yas Forums and getting baited by the MSM and State to be a good shabbos goy and self-quarantine. The yids are really dabbing on you.

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/coronavirus-healthy-mum-27-dies-21725767

Selfish spreaders

That's OK let them party. Except, if they have an accident, overdose, or other medical problem they should be denied medical treatment. Can't have them taking up medical resources needed for Florida's large population of Boomers.

every one of these motherfuckers are the exact people who will line up to suck microchips out of bill gates flaccid neutered peckerflap

God imagine the smell. Also dead zoomers is great news.

this
zoomer faggots have the right idea.

More like they have a good chance to get infected and kill off some boomers. 99% will be fine

HE FINNNA BOUDDA TO TAKE THAT WHITE PUSSY BUILT FOR BBC

>inheritance money runs out after partying too much
>symptoms finally start showing up
>cant afford the US level hospital bills
SSSHHHHEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIT

Segob is aware we are transitioning from Phase 1 to Phase 2, but the curve is very flat.

To be fair, people on the beaches are likely to be ok since the virus can't withstand high temperatures very well, this is why everything was shifted near may/june

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Thats just the plot of an x files episode right there

Wow is Indiana Jones there with Hans Solo too?

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>tfw you will never taste a girls butthole.

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Oh wow 260 people died, and almost all of them were elderly who were dying soon anyway?
Guess we better cause trillions of dollars in economic damage and destroy any hope of the future for young people!

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This. The more and the closer social interaction, the better. I mean, these are the experts. Bulgaria and Bengland. Always listen to the experts.

Lemme give you a hint of what it tastes like. You don't have to be a fecal connosseuir to know. Fido can hook you up. So can some lady boy vegan pajeet.

>destroy any hope of the future for young people!
unironically vote for bernie. if everything is going to hell, what does it matter

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What part of Florida they from OP?

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Tbf there are a lot of Yankees fans from Florida

they don't die, they spread it
that's the problem

how long do you plan on avoiding the infection?
the rest of your life?

Only spics & jews live in Florida

Would love to see all the white girls in that pic taking his BBC in a video

in my experience it was kinda like salty coins. suck on a penny but imagine it being something soft. "oh that's interesting" but desu once was enough

RIGHT WING COOF SQUADS!
Rappelin' to Retirement homes
Breaking in doors to Country Club Golf areas
Dropping COOF grenades FULL OF SNOT

Cmon boys, the minecraft MMORPG is waiting.

Also feds, I'd like to see you try report me for my jokes. It's a joke, your honor. COUGH COUGH.

Made up bullshit. If they do exist, each one was made in a lab

don't forget the elderly

Salty coins ... and milk?

Meh. Most of them just get shit faced. I heard its pretty hard to get laid since there typically are 4-5 people sharing a hotel room. If they do, its drucken sex in the bathroom while people pound on the door.

>0.0000017% of world population dead
>99% of which were people over 60 with a pre-existing illness
but user, these are literally the end times

>COVID-19

reminder the name of the virus is SARS-COV2 and COVID-19 is only the name of the infection. The media has completely whitewashed this to prevent mass panic over the fact that "sars" is in the name

more facts about SARS-COV2:
The virulence (R0) of SARS-CoV-2 is estimated between 1.4-6.49, with a mean estimate of 3.28[1] . This mean estimate is much higher than the seasonal flu, which has an R0 of 1.3[2] . What this means is that SARS-CoV-2 spreads signficantly faster than the seasonal flu.

The Case Fatality Rate (CFR) of SARS-CoV-2 is at least 2-3%[3] . This is 20-30 times higher than the CFR of the season flu, which is around .1%[4] .

SARS-CoV-2 can be transmitted without the infected showing any symptoms[5] . This makes it much more difficult to control.

Roughly 20% of SARS-CoV-2 infections result in serious symptoms that require medical intervention[6] . This is more than 10 times the hospitalization rate of the seasonal flu[7].

Symptoms from SARS-CoV-2 can persist over a month[8] compared to the seasonal flu where symptoms typically tend to clear after 5 days[9] .

There is no vaccine for SARS-CoV-2[10] whereas people regularly get annual flu shots.

There is no herd immunity for SARS-CoV-2 which means that it can theoretically infect the entire population. See, for example, a Korean psychiatric department where the virus infected 99/102 people.

38% of people hospitalized with COVID-19 were between the ages of 20-54, CDC reports.

The virus lasts in aerosolized form (droplets in the air) for around 3 hours

Plaquenil, aka Hydroxychloroquine, has been tested as a potential treatment for SARS-CoV-2 however right now the data is inconclusive as to whether or not it will be successful in stopping the disease. Further, the treatment is only in the very beginning of its clinical trials. It would take months for it to become available to the public.

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>What part of Florida they from OP
texas

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Chad genocide best day of my life

You're wrong, butt licking retard.

>Headline: Texas
>Article: POMPANO BEACH, FLORIDA

Somebody is lying

then explain to the class what it tastes like
I only took one lick, maybe I need to try again

>the most vulnerable type of individual is chronically depressed social misfits

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You're disgusting. What the heck is wrong with young people?

Mutts law...

The virgin quarantine
vs
The CHAD superspreader

Except heat kills it.

Confirmed nigger faggot

What a shame..

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Do asians think this upsets people?

she was bent over and her butt was cute and it was the heat of the moment desu

might be a good news, it will only know how to work on genetically obsolete niggers

I'm so glad I'm safe inside my home and I'll be able to pick from the remaining 1/10 to 4/10 women and save my race

>Unknown Ancient
>Loosed
Can Confirm.

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AWAKEN MY MASTERS

r/ihavesex

plebbit is that way, go lie about your sex life there.