/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2357 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

I don't think you know what a market maker does user, they're indifferent about the movement of the markets in any case, a widening of the spread is only beneficial for them.
Asked around some people I know working at Optiver and Flow and they said it's been busy days but they've already made as much money now in only a few weeks as they did in the 9 months prior to that

Did the chinks buy reddit, too?

Is not anyone else being of impress with Xi handle of the America Virus?

Cope harder kid.

>less than 500 000 cases
anyone else falling asleep?

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I find the "death counter" funny. It's just an estimation at best and completely designed to keep you in fear. The news channels have the counter plastered 24/7. Use your fucking heads idiots.

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WHERE IS XI?!

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No one is talking about the virus being a way to get everyone to shelter in place before the meteors hit

Are we finished?

this is cope posting on another level

No Chang, no one is
Fix your English

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Naaaaah....
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Naaaaah....
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Just reading Trump shills on twitter and burst out laughing at the fact that a lot of them will be dead soon. kekkk

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>using a sample that is not showing a realistic example

Daily reminder that all abort the Diamond Princess received instant help from one of the best health care systems in the world

Daily reminder that USofA is going to get hit the hardest out of any western country, entirely because of the complete lack of shits given about the peasants.

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So what? Even if China had prevented 95% of the spread it would make no difference for us because we didn't do anything with the time we had anyway.

I know this is a shill but it does give me hope...

Not near accurate I know. If I missed a county LMK updating after significant changes

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(you)

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digits and the happening gets canceled

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Why?

nothing burger, /cvg/ BTFO

[spoiler]New Magia Record episode today, please watch[/spoiler]

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How many days were we supposed to be locked down?

Most of Africa is rising in new cases. I guess niggers aren't so immune after all.

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Xi Jinplague is too busy sucking off 400 niggers right now

习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

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I'm telling you

OP is a CCP shill or else the title of this thread would be Chinese virus

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Lockdown imminent

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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based

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Uh, guys, what is going on?

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Nice, we're still on!

Has a single nigger even died from this?

>February 2019
>Reddit gets a $150 million investment from Tencent

Tencent has gave them quite a bit of money not too long ago. The site was already falling apart but this just sped it up. Not even the niche hobby pages I used to go to are safe anymore. I hope it doesn't completely die though otherwise all the retards there will scatter and infect other website almost like the virus'a they are.

>I should buy more filters
>but they are expensive
>I should still buy more
>but I won't get to use them anyway
>I still think I should buy them
>but they are expensive

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One chance to save us and you blew it

FEMA taking over.

Guys??

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>Every county in Florida
Source? The county my family is living in down there isn't reporting any yet.

This lockdown is rather comfy. I just finished cleaning my room with a broom.

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based? based on what?

Buy the Dip Bill, never change.

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23 nurses infected in home for the elderly

coronavirus infects 24 elderly, kills 9 within 2 days

>bild.de/news/inland/news-inland/coronavirus-in-bayern-neun-tote-in-wuerzburger-pflegeheim-69528494.bild.html

Everything is fine, right?

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Lol holy fuck.

*VIUUUUMM* STAY CALM CITIZENS DISINFECTION PROCEDURE COMING THRUUU

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we're all doomed

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All this has done is expose Italy

666

I'm telling you, circumcised MAGA cocksucking shills have flooded /cvg/ of late. Looks like you've all got your prepared narrative ready for the endless floods of shilling now.

BASED

From 2014....

Take a wild guess.

New york city is gonna be fine

BUCKLEUP BUCKAROO WE'RE GOING TO BREAK SPEED OF SOUND ANYTIME SOON NOW

Within 2 days? That's intense.

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Does not matter what is your goalpost
The truth is the health system in Italy, Spain and NYC are overwhelmed.
If it's the flu that is causing those collapsing system, you can say goodbye to all health care system around the world from now on

holy shit

Kung flu, Ching chong cough, Meat Market Malady, Beijing bug, The Chink Cold, Wu Ping Cough, 2% Solution, Shaolin Bat Technique,
Chop sick, Achuawei, Small pecks, Mao's Malaise, Yellow Fever. Chinese Super AIDS, Dr Chu’s New Wu Flu, Dao syndrome,
Cctv disorder, Shanghai shivers, Eastern Epidemic, The Peking Plague, Bush meat Monday, Chink stink, Factory flu, Yellow death,
Roll the dice rice, Tianamen square sickness, Slant Sickness, Asiatic Ache, Batman's Asian Revenge Bat-Chin-Drink, Wuhan virus,
Communist Philanthropist, Nightwing from Beijing, Wet Farm Frog in Your Throat, Batman and Lung Throbin, Batgirl Bash,
Wuhan Gone Wrong, Winnie's Whopping Good Time, SARS 2: Electric Boogaloo, The China Unwindah, Dim Sum-Ting Wong,
Shaq Attack from Beside Iraq, Lung Kicker from the Rice Flicker, Respirator from the Tank Debator, Zedong gone wrong,
Beijing boogie, Szechuan sickness, Mulan's disease, Dragon fever, Pangolin pow chow, Weird food flu, Pangolins revenge,
Panda express, Gongrene, Tsingtao virus, Bat sweet and sour, Wonton flu, Nguyen's Nut Destroyer, Bat Wings n Tings,
Italy Isolator, The Pangolin Punisher, The Wild Wet Wuhan, Bahrain start again, Ebola but Swolla, The Soup Droop,

They better shut down the bridges and tunnels already before these faggots flee.

youtube.com/watch?v=8U2_oT4rzX0

any other good gov streams to watch? just randomly saw this on yt

Alright you fags, is it happening or not???

you knew it would be like this. be grateful you were warned

The Stock Market Smasher, The Darwinism Death Drop, High Stakes Lung Aches, Flu by 4, Boomer Entomber,
Hubei Herpes, Gourmet Gone Astray, Close Quarter Destroyer, Global Gacha, Toilet Paper Caper, The China Commando,
Respiratory Reaper, The Flu With a Flair, Chinese Lung Seize, Like Tetanus from Wetness, Yellow Face Mace, Red Flag's New Fad,
The Chang Bang, QuaranTeenage Dream, The Wetworker, Rick Shaw Slasher, Over Age Killing Phage, Bat Meat Beat, Exotic Ender,
The Six Feet Sneak, Killing Them Coughly, Coffin Cougher, The Wuhan Herse Verse, Biohazard Babe, Lung Pao Sicken, Covid Bryant,
Wuu flu, Sweet and sour sicken, Hong kong fluey, Ching chong cough, General Tso's Sicken, Ping Ling Pipebomb, The Chink Dink,
Gansu Got You, Rind-A-Ding From Chongqing, Zhuang Do Wrong, Hunan Flu for Nan, Chop Fluey, Jiangxi Cage Skeet, Kung flu fighters,
Qinghai, Faces Low, Taiwan Throat ThunderThroat Fuck from Gook Cuck, Not so Mellow Yellow, Anhui Are Sorry, Fujian Foodie Fuck Up,
Haikou Street Sushi, The Rice Field Ripper, Rice Ragnarok, Asian Avioli Abuser, Beijing's Bronchial Beatdown, Silk Swolla, Wuhan Lung,
Wu tang flu, Winnie the Flu, Ding Pow Wow, Yellow Reaper, Chop Sickey, Xi Jinpandemic

Three Nigerian doctors died. One in Canada and one in Italy. And one in the UK.

Italian flu stays with us forever. Immunity is weak and unreliable, chance to get the flu and die always haunts people especially in larger cities. People have to go to work, they cannto stay home indefinitelly. Respirator becomes an everyday accessoire of every mand, woman and child. If you right now start business of making fashion desingn respirators you'll become a billionaire in a few years.

Lend her you power.
CORONA-CHAN will cleanse the world.

Convoys spotted in Harlem yesterday, fuck off.

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With the new lockdowns in place there's no reason to believe it won't slow down in a few weeks.

So nobody's gonna post Trump's new tweet about Chloroquine and Azithromycin? It's over, sorry I was a hapooner too. But this is over.

These are the fastest threads I've seen in years. /ptg/ during primary season was intense, but this is a sustained rate of speed over a long period of time.

True, our leadership isn't much better, but still fuck the chinks.

in the absence of ICU access the Case Fatality Rate would have been >10% you sub nigger tier IQ mongloid. why are you so fucking stupid?

Are we on a rather steady pace of like 10% more cases per day? And that's not even counting China anymore since they """""stopped""""" the spread.