/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2356 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Cars overflowing at supermarkets, full on panic in the city here. lockdown announced like an hour ago

ever seen traffic police just give up on their job and start filming with their smartphones?

madness

An obvious lie that nobody with any contact with reality would believe. Fucking globalist leftists are living in their own fantasies. They think if they want something to happen it's going to become real.

I have a theory that China released the S-strain in China and then had Chinese expats release the L-strain everywhere else.

Europe has peaked. America will peak in one week. By May this will all be forgotten.
Digits confirm

Germans in Baden-Württemberg are taking in French patients

Was never there in the first place. The biggest flaw in the EU was that it has been founded as an economic union. There European solidarity took second place

Sell your place. Better yet, find a foreigner (if your blessed country has any) and take their place.

Hope you got your money out, because shit's fucked.

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NY anons report in, how you guys holding up?

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Everyone caught it didn't they? Sounds pretty unified to me.

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What?

Ask Germany and their ban on exporting medical material even before nobody closed frontiers.
I bet my ass when this is over they will go back to.
EUROPEAN SOLIDARITY, TAKE THOSE NIGGERS IN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>muh strains
There are no strains. Death rate between countries us too random.

The EU will collapse

Be sure to grab all lolis, hebes and shotas NOW
THIS IS IMPORTANT
Total collapse is soon upon you, have a stock of fresh CUNNY to trade for food, goods and more cunnies.

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Everyone with a brain knew it was bulshit. European Unity is just a code word for "Do what Germany/France wants you to do"

has xi come out to say anything? all the other world leaders are doing press.

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>we have more than enough of it in stock
This is the big one. Stocks are not as big as you think. Shops either already spent their stocks, or withhold part of them (under 50% of what they had, for sure) for a higher price or internal consumption (aka employees taking whatever small quantities are delivered). Maybe some governments seized those stocks too.

I lived my youth in this commie country. We had rations on many things except ones which could not be rationed because small supply (like meat). Most we had sources in countryside, now everything changed those supplies disappeared (small farming being killed by globohomo corps/supermarkets mainly because laws and requirements). Once your urban population is greater than rural ones, with even rural people living on tourism or working in towns, a country is fucked.

The only ones which can be sustainable now are US (due to large farm areas and despite their urban population), some select EU countries (smaller and with functioning agriculture. like yours) and MAYBE some South American and Eastern European ones. The rest are fucked. Mine is a net importer, despite potential. China lost half of their pigs last year to swineflu, we did too (95% of animals being healthy but killed anyhow because less than xx kilometers from the sick ones, even none was free moving.

this could've all been avoided if people stopped eating weird shit

Has rioting started anywhere yet?
I've seen a few stories of people being forced in to isolation by police because they were out when they've just been travelling or some such, but other than that nothing particularly lawbreaking yet. I guess there was that stabbing at a supermarket in Australia, but that could have happened just because they were a spastic fuck.
Mostly I'm just bored with how things are going so far.

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China seems to have won
Its containment measures have been effective , and its economy is strong .
China has won. It destroyed Europe and the United States. It is now a world leader. Soon everyone will be bowing to China.

Its condition is the best of all countries, its economy is not affected, its competitors are destroyed. This is a sure victory for our brothers over the Western faggots

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I see you lack the digits to make that prediction a reality.

Let me help you.

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Cope

don't give me ideas satan

>Death rate between countries us too random
That would indicate different strains, dipshit. You are the one trying to say this shit has peaked. It has hardly even begun.

Italy will peak next week and then it slows down as the curfew will show its effect.

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The fucking butterfly effect is a CUNT.

mobile.twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1241154510648676353

BOLSONARO DOWN

swine PEST, not flu.

In our ass, like usual.

Also lol at putin just grabbing another 12 years in power during all of this

top lad

Now imagine something like that but with over a hundred million people, and that's what Indonesia will be like in less than a week.

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>work at florida business that caters almost exclusively to the elderly, cancer patients, and other chronically ill people
>in fucking broward
>business refuses to close down in-store purchasing despite the pandemic and our clientele and 75% of our workers calling out
>skeleton crew can't keep up with deliveries/pickups so people have to come in to get their shit
>skeleton crew also can't keep up with walk-ins
>50+ at-risk people side by side in a waiting room for an average of 50 minutes before getting their product and leaving
The place literally made a fucking million in revenue last month (not statewide, one fucking store) but apparently we can't afford to shut down just the in-store purchasing, or pay you poor cunts hazard pay.

I'm one bad bit of news away from convincing the remaining workers to strike and force them to shut down.

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top kek. i wish i could be a financial advisor.

>lock down
>people still going out normally

You dropped them, I'll help you pick them upo

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Gf not pregnant.
She said she didn't want to be, but I think she did.

It will be. These faggots just get off on larping their apocalyptic fantasies. Meanwhile, kikes are getting richer than ever and the masses will be more accepting of laws that erode our rights. But hey, the (((media))) told me to panic right?

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this was inevitable

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You aren't licking their boot hard enough. Maybe they'll let you keep Siberia if you step up your game.

Good dodge, bro.

Just look at those poor bastards jesus christ

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>watch state media coverage of wuhan virus
>they have an infected 12 year-סld on saying not to listen to the internet and that it's just "a bad cסld"
I can't stand it

now post the same stats without communists lies

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The media downplayed this from the beginning until they couldn't, fuck off newfag.

So what workplace are likely to get laid off? I'm just curious

youtube.com/watch?v=zF2pXXJIAGM

MORE THAN 1 MILLION DEATHS IN BRAZIL
MORE THAN 1 MILLION DEATHS IN BRAZIL
MORE THAN 1 MILLION DEATHS IN BRAZIL
MORE THAN 1 MILLION DEATHS IN BRAZIL
MORE THAN 1 MILLION DEATHS IN BRAZIL
MORE THAN 1 MILLION DEATHS IN BRAZIL

>8 million phones lost

They're not low testosterone coward like you. I'm going to my indoor range then out to eat at a dine in restaurant. You cucks are used to supplicating yourselves to authority though so what's new.

Someone post that poopy thermometer pic pls I need it urgently

Why are you angry? You know to stay inside and avoid people I hope. Let the normies all get infected and die. Accelerate as much as possible. Every day where a country doesn't issue a full lockdown is another glorious day where thousands of normies get infected and will die.

Death to Bill Gates.

This. They were towing the it's just a flu bro line for as long as anybody, it wasn't until everything started to fall apart that they said there's a problem and even then conservative media still said it was just a flu/liberal hoax/etc.

>EUROPEAN SOLIDARITY, TAKE THOSE NIGGERS IN
They did not stopped even now. Check Greek borders, fucking turd police is shooting gas canisters at Greek border patrols and Germany is sending their best NGO activists to sabotage Greek efforts of containment.

You guys suck at getting digits

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>oops
kek

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A part of me wants to think this will happen
But I know it wont
I don't expect peak until april

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not the best time to be pumping out babies tbqh

>inb4 falling for a b8

>The EU will collapse
about fucking time

ALSO, BREAKING NEWS, THIS BASED BOY ATE THE CORONAVIRUS, WE ARE FREE BROS!

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>people do everything they are told
The world is not a Communist state.

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 47,021 (4,032) Spain 24,926 (1,326) Germany 21,293 (73) Iran 20,610 (1,556) United States 19,777 (276) France 12,612 (450) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 6,186 (58) United Kingdom 3,983 (177) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Belgium 2,815 (67) Austria 2,785 (7) Norway 1,999 (7) Sweden 1,764 (20) Denmark 1,326 (13) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (4) Canada 1,087 (12) Australia 1,072 (7) Japan 1,007 (35) Brazil 986 (12) Israel 883 (1) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Ireland 683 (3) Turkey 670 (9) Luxembourg 670 (8) Pakistan 666 (3) Finland 521 (1) Greece 495 (13) Poland 452 (5) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Ecuador 426 (7) Thailand 411 (1) Slovenia 383 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Bahrain 305 (1) Egypt 285 (8) India 283 (5) Hong Kong 273 (4) Peru 263 (4) Russia 253 (1) Iraq 214 (17) Lebanon 206 (4) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) Croatia 168 (1) Argentina 158 (3) Taiwan 153 (2) …

>LATEST CHANGES
China +41 (+7) Spain +3,355 (+233) Germany +1,445 (+5) Iran +966 (+123) United States +394 (+20) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +571 (+2) Netherlands +637 (+30) Belgium +558 (+30) Austria +136 (+1) Sweden +125 (+4) Denmark +71 (+4) Portugal +260 (+6) Malaysia +153 (+1) Brazil +16 (+1) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Finland +71 (+1) Greece (+3) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore +47 (+2) Philippines +77 (+1) Mexico +39 (+1) San Marino (+6) Algeria +1 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +5 (+1) Paraguay (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) Norway +40 Australia +144 Czech Republic +92 Israel +178 Pakistan +165 Iceland +64 Poland +27 Thailand +89 Saudi Arabia +48 Slovenia +42 Romania +59 Estonia +23 Bahrain +7 India +34 Hong Kong +17 South Africa +38 Iraq +6 Lebanon +29 Kuwait +17 Croatia +38 Armenia +24 …

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>t. 4 extra chromosomes bearer

get a bucket,
scoop everything you can from the toilet into the bucket.
flush.
empty the bucket out in your kitchen sink.
garbage disposal.

>Chinese government is told about horrible virus with serious pandemic potential
>doesn't want to panic markets so they hide it
>it gets out of control because they tried to hide it

>Russian government is told about horrible virus with serious pandemic potential
>doesn't want to panic markets so they hide it
>it gets out of control because they tried to hide it

>United States government is told about horrible virus with serious pandemic potential
>doesn't want to panic markets so they hide it
>it gets out of control because they tried to hide it

Don't you see? We're not so different, you and I.

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some anons lack the digits to predict the end, shame.

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Are refugees already going apeshit in Sweden?

Anybody who has been here in /cvg/ from the beginning knows the real deal.

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What are you worried about? That Broward Jews get what they deserve?

LONG OVERDUE

oh yeah? check these trips

Weren't they always doing that?

Was he right?

Gotta add that those phones are basically linked to your id in china, same as banking
That bullshitery wont pass

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So the government has our best interests at heart by crashing the economy to put us on lockdown? Keep sucking the authorities dick faggot. Shelter in place and don't leave your home citizen.

>it's finally hitting Africa in significant numbers
Serious shit incoming

as the crisis gets worse from corona the eu will loose its grip and the greeks hopefully will start shooting.
this is one hell of a potential turning point here.

Holy shit my sides

Hey anons, how long will the internet last once no one is working?
How long will service providers stay up?
How long will websites stay up?
How long into the apocalypse will we be able to post in /cvg/?

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This is the worst GVG have ever been in, you all disgust me.

This is you isn't it?

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You're thinking of Boca

>some of the gobernment idiots saying they don't know anything about herd immunity and it's not the plan and they said more testing
>the idiots leading the health organization are talking about herd immunity and testing not being the solution
this is what happens when women and liberals are in power

So why the dick haven't we shut down everything and got the army patrolling the streets to make sure people aren't breaking the quarantine here? We likely already have thousands of infected.

it hasn't even begun yet

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youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY

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Enjoy dying you dumb nigger.

Yeah people are retards
They think this is a vacation
They wont think that in 2 weeks

ya tu sabeh zu primoh

That would be a preferred outcome desu

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yet next time, in October 2020 or early next year, he will do the same thing.

See, where I live ISPs are starting to discount everything to make isolation easier, I can't imagine the commie not taking this route. The implication is that the owners of those phone died instead of not being able to pay the internet charge.

youtube.com/watch?v=-MH-cApZpiM
>Coronavirus: China starts getting back on track after being hit hard by the Covid-19 pandemic
youtube.com/watch?v=hQq1c6ThPhE
>Rising Pollution Levels Show China's Returning to Work After Coronavirus Shutdown
youtube.com/watch?v=OaA94v2UiAw
>Coronavirus: The World Watches as China Goes Back to Work

OH NO NO NO NO!!!
NOT MY DEMOCRATINOOOS!!!!!
NOT MY FREEDOMINOS!!!
WHAT ABOUT MUH WHITORINO SUPERIORINOS?
WE CANT LET CHINA WIN POR FAVOR!!

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What are peruvian lolis like user? Are they cute?

What the fuck, he let a boomer infected hoard among us.

Why males always have infected more than females if it comes to this kind of thing.

Fuck! I hate this kind of genetic inferior.

bros.. the heccin pupperineros..

None of these numbers are real though

fucking third world shitholes (yes mine is) nobody can afford to get to tested, most people dont have insurance at all and there's not enough places to test it..

people like you are the fucking astrologers of investment advice. jesus just go read your horoscope faggot.

um what did they meant by this

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Italy started its curfew 12 days ago.

underrated

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If he has any hindsight he should have torpedoed those plague ships.

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ESTONIA 0 DEATHS

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holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

There isn't any immunity.

Just burn it all.

>249360892
Chink propaganda and Bloomberg bootlicking.
Water is wet.

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>ever seen traffic police just give up on their job and start filming with their smartphones?

Yup. They're not even pulling out their phones here. At first they were telling the Chief that they wanted hotel rooms if cases started coming in so that they wouldn't go home and risk infecting their families. When cases started pouring in they cucked on that demand and went to "Fine, but we're not responding to anything we don't have to." I passed one going 60 in a 45 the other day and when I saw him pull out of the lot he was sitting in I thought for sure I was going to get pulled over because I drive a fast car too. Nope, he actually went in the opposite direction.

reveal your flag pepe

>there is a virus pandemic
>it can be stopped with one very easy step aka staying at home
>NONOKONO MUH RIGHTS MUH IM NOT CATTLE I DO WHAT I WANT

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In my building there are a lot of kikes
They are now reunited wearing weird cloths like tunics and weird necklaces in ABSOLUTE SILENCE
Kikes knows something

when does the second wave happen?

Cool it with the antisemitism goy

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No matter how long it last, the aftershock of economic decline will linger for a long time.

Monkey mad
Monkey die
::DDDDD

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wait a bit, we lasted until 705 cases

For now!

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A peacetime bullshit government suddenly getting thrown into a crisis scenario is pretty much the worst option possible. Would be better off with this government collapsing and having an interim government take their place.

And it's only just started.

>April
Why so optimistic?

You bet well do, the problem is you guys keep saying no :^)

gonan take longer than 12 days to bring down the system

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share with me your secrets

you are yellow and not human.

The real deal is that corona has killed less than influenza but you don't care as long as you can larp like you're playing Fallout or some shit.

Back in October, global elites ran a simulation on what would happen if there were a global pandemic. Their virus was coincidentally a coronavirus. Sponsored by the Bill and Melinda gates foundation, big business CEO's, WHO officials, and even a Chinese CDC representative participated. I'm sure that's all a coincidence though. I'm still waiting for all these deaths you keep telling me to be scared of. Just 2 more weeks bro

m.youtube.com/watch?v=AoLw-Q8X174

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Fuck, my state (Rondônia) just published a Lockdown Decree. Essential services only. No public gatherings or non-essential services of any kind.

With the possibility of Forced Vaccination, which is pretty weird.

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I love how you play everything up in OP.
You're honestly just like MSM, just look at those fucking titles.
>California enacts state-wide lockdown
No they didn't. They asked people to stay home.
>Virus invades nervous system
Using a word like 'invade' doesn't suddenly make it worse. All viruses do this.
>15 million die worldwide
Nice prediction. Gonna turn out just like every other prediction you guys made. Pic related.

What a garbage thread, this is some retarded shit even for the current state of Yas Forums.

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My friend was laid off from his job, all the stores are empty with signs on the front, my job is so scared of a lock down they already wrote up a letter for the police in order for me to go to work. How bad is this really? People are losing their jobs. Is it all due to supply chains being btfo because of China? Is it more deadly than we think? Or is only cause we can't treat enough people? This is the weirdest thing I've ever lived through.

Glowie, this ain't it. Next time don't play try to play God and let the Chinese run off with your sit.

Whew lad. Now ask Chang about what happened to over 8 million phone users in Ching Chong land.

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HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

i think this is true to an extent. people in shit hole places die all the time and no body is that concerned cause the horde continues.
>put on a happy face

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Pneumonia infections remained the most deadly communicable disease, causing 3.0 million deaths worldwide in 2016.
who.int/en/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/the-top-10-causes-of-death

My efforts to get a quarantine gf have failed miserably

We went from 10 to 400 suspected cases in 3 days, we are so fucking done, lmao.

Government isn't even testing the suspected cases.

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动 态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

>People say Eleanor is the brains behind Team Zissou.
>What is Steve?
>He's the Zissou.
That scene gets me every time

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Mad Mad

Your Bolosomeshitjero or whatever is a fag :DDD
Communism wins, Capitalism is shit :DDD
ANCAP is a shitty meme :DDD

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It's fucked. At this point a literal apocalypse won't help.

give me a disposable email so i can laugh at you when this is all over you over dramatic female

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Put the happening

I'm the bag

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>Your SCC has been granted with (1) point
>Thank you for your cooperation

>wanting a girl around to eat your stash

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>get a quarantine gf
>your supplies get consumed in no time now
Yeah, good idea. Just get a sexbot dude.

>COUNTRIES LIST
COUNTRIES WITH DEAD LIST

We missed an official death yet, but ahead of Philippines number of cases. Tremendous effort Argieanon, across how many weeks? 7? 8? Be sure to have enough sleep, is the best prevention.

>ANCAP a shit meme
well at least that is true.
your still a suphuman animal though.

>Chinese virus plagues the world
>China not to blame

2.56 million people died from pneumonia in 2017
Google it. They’re sensationalizing a yearly occurrence.

Then get a quarantine slave loli cunnywife

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This is EXACTLY the kind of scenario where they finally show the world that it wor-
>Banning medical equipment for another country
Oh well.

Don't worry I am sure your diverse and girl power government will finally unlease their hidden potential, squash this in a week and bring on a new golden age.

Better buy more alcohol. You are in for a long fight.

>not the brap edit
Ya done goofed.

fuck wrong pic related

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It's just a flu
Even the Chinese people know it too and are trying to spread Corona-chan to let people know how harmless Corona-chan is

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Hey bud, you fags have been pushing the same shit in here for over two months. You've been wrong for over two months, I know you can't exactly stop because of the paycheck but really? Do you enjoy continuing to come in here and getting BTFO?

Trying to get more gov't gibs.

Jokes on them, everyone outside of Cali wants them to die.

The New England Journal of Medicine said corona chan stayed 24 hours on stainless steel, is it true ?

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threadly reminder that Xi Jinping mastrubates at thethought of Mao Zedong ramming his asshole with a big black dick

习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

Heard Austria sent some border patrols and turds shat their pants not to hit one of yours.

When the food rationing starts, what will be considered "luxury" food?

Pneumonia is the 4th or 5th most common cause of death in most developed countries. But it's not about the flow, it's about the surge.

He's still hoping someone will buy his bags

Anyone notice that China's started to report more new cases again? They're at +41 on worldometers compared to yesterday.

Yes. 2-3 hours in the air, up to 72 hours on surfaces.

Test

The fucking roaches helped us with supplies, the eurocucks said it is our problem and to fuck off. I hope after this this stupid "union" to collapse .

>All normies staying at home, nothing to do but fuck each other 24/7
>huge increase in births around new years day 2021
>15 years from now underage Coronababy Zoomers will shitpost in your favorite thread.

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I've heard viable 24 hours on cardboard, 72 on stainless and plastic

Yep, definitely a NPC.
No worth on giving such shallow insect any attention.

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Okay makes sense now that you're an actual schizo. Enjoy your delusions until you gotta back to work.

Yeah but the situation has changed. Better question would be have refugees increased the behaviour of going apeshit in Sweden?

boiled leather and carpet

>Better buy more alcohol. You are in for a long fight.
Funny, I just came back from the shop and I'm already getting drunk. I'm enjoying this shitshow though.

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Remenber to spread Corona-chan when you get it
Corona-chan is a friend, not an enemy
She is harmless just like flu-chan

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Yas Forums knew this since february

MSM here reports 3 days on stainless steel

The coronavirus kills via viral pneumonia

Unsurprising, as more overseas Chinese are fleeing back home and instantly get quarantined.

In Kunming, Yunnan Province alone, 1200 suspected are quarantined at the airport.

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RIP

Yeah once you start pulling the schitzo/take meds shit I know you've reached the end of your clipboard and got nothing.

anything meat

there is gonna be a lot of coronababies when this blows over, that's for sure

Chocolate. Um... I bought macadamias which are pricey as fuck so I only ate some and saved the rest. No idea when I'll eat those because they were so expensive. I bought 1kg worth. Pretty much if it's expensive before then it's a luxury after. Alcohol is another.

>They're not low testosterone coward like you. I'm going to my indoor range then out to eat at a dine in restaurant. You cucks are used to supplicating yourselves to authority though so what's new.

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>still browsing Yas Forums in 15 years

13 years has been enough pls get me off this wild ride I have lost my humanity and I want to die

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>only 35 new cases today
zzzzzzzz I sleep

Wtf is with my flag. I changed it by accident.

No. 9 days has been the confirmed average for weeks.

How do you cope with all this traffic?

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I mean, is he wrong? Best case scenario you all-in with your 401k and become filthy rich, worst case scenario you lose all the savings you wouldn't have used anyway because society as a whole is going to collapse.