Anyone else suffering work withdrawal symptoms?

This damn quarantine is killing me verdammt. I just want to go back to work. I cannot sit still, I already started disassembling my furniture and putting it back together, but I need to do something more productive. Literally climbing the walls right now, when will they let us go back to work?

>TL; DR;: STEManon work-deprived for five days and losing mind

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I’m programming a game on ROBLOX. You should too. They make me thousands of dollars

t. wagie

> german flag
> NEED TO WOOOOORK HAAAAARD
and nothing of value will be lost

Go fishing fag

I started a small business selling pottery to pass time, maybe an idea?

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You actually make good money from ROBLOX? I thought they reduced the DevEx R$ -> $ rate. Surely your games would have to be massive to make a decent bit of dollar.

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I have a german national as a coworker. We are all "teleworking" and even the big boss knows we aren't going to get shit done. But the fucking kraut insists on trying to get their little team to be even MORE productive since we are now "free from commuting and other distractions" day one into the quarantine, they scheduled a call and presented a 5 page paper of how we are all going to be even more productive. Blew that shit off, fuck krauts.

I do not care about money, but maybe that is a good idea. It's just that games seem more than a hobby than a real job.

My work is very valuable. I design state of the art nozzles

>Blew that shit off, fuck krauts.
Things that didn't happen. You should be happy for the opportunity of having a German on your company. If you observe well you could perhaps even learn something. We Germans are always willing to share our expertise, so instead of being angry you could put in that little extra effort, and who knows, just maybe, it will actually pay off?

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How do NEETs do it?

You beat me to it Volkskamerad. Just sitting at home doing nothing make me feel like a parasite. Not working is kikery

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with style and ease, wagie.

I could stay holed up at home for years without any issues.
Actually I already did in the past, for 8 years. I was a NEET and pretty much an hikkokomori.

It amuses me to see people losing their shit because they are forced to stay at home for a few days.

>t. typical german who defines his self only by work and does not have any interest

Right, its better to work so niggers can fuck your women while you bust your ass.

Nope, I'm still working

>It amuses me to see people losing their shit because they are forced to stay at home for a few days.
If its on Yas Forums its a bait, but normaloids can't exist without outside stimulus.

Make a garden
Read the Bible
Make a shed
Make a stone shed
Make something unique to your heritage

Do something other than be someone’s hourly wage bitch

i dont know how you do it, stay so busy
there is so much to do around the house that i cant bring myself to get around to

being a pro neet and watching actual productive memebers of society forced into my lifestyle really highlights my inferiority. look at you, a power house of activity that cant slow down.

i think you should build something. your own furniture maybe

Then the niggers are losing out. A job well done can feel a whole lot better than sex. Ever had that kick when you finished your first product on time and above specifications?

based Hans, have a (you)

Shes cute I want corona now

>being enslaved for so long you lose all your own creative thinking and interests and can only work when supervised by a jew boss
wew

Looks like it's time to break out the Forklift Simulator, Hans

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>My work is very valuable. I design state of the art nozzles

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neets depend on boomer parents to stay alive.

>pure pottery

Thanks I am actually now starting to draw up the blueprints for an auto-irrigation system that I will build in my garden. Not sure if I will use it since I enjoy manually watering, but I guess it will increase the value on the property

sorry lads but i would betray my race for that beautiful black woman

She's hot I want to betray my race and have goblino kids now

There is no nobility in wagecucking.
I've been a wagecuck and I've been a NEET, and I choose NEET every fucking time.

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My job allows me to work from home, but it's hell. Unable to concentrate as wife and kid are also here.

An hero

10/10 would race mix

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA SEETHE WAGIE

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absolutely pathetic

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You're creating your own cage, retard. Work should be mandatory as long as you do it to help your country and people, which now is not the case. You should know it better than me.

>Missing slavery
You have a sickness that your bosses told you is healthy.

what else are we suppose to do with our lifes, if not doing what we love?

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Bad LARP.

Im a doctor, my gf is an engineer, so together we're a lot of STEM. Both of us are still working.

Worse than a wage slave..a wage addict

reading bullshit theories on Yas Forums keeps me busy

Who pays for your food?

Last time I checked there weren't many jews around in Germany :D

You are absolutely right. The lack of productivity kills me, gottverdammt.

>Angel
sure is

if theyre not from the quarantined states then theyre larping, everyone still has to work here in my state on the east coast

Just open up some CAD, design some nozzles, do some CFD calculations. Study compressed flow thermodynamics, become an expert at what you do.

kek

>wage slave demands to work instead of be comfy at home playing video games
Wow. Your masters really did break you, didn't they, wagie?

>27
He isn't going to make it

Yes, and I also miss having clear times to order the day. I love to eat at exactly the right time, take a shit at the right time etc. Now I have to set eight different alarm clocks in order to synch my day

No, i was a fucking dish washer before this shit. A welcomed vacation for me and my busted ass hands. All ive been doing is playing with my shotgun, smoking dabs, and popping xanax. Shitposting and watching cryptocurrencies. Im ready for whatever mate i was a goddamned dishwasher. The only other dishwashers was a 6 foot 4 alcoholic nigger and another nigger that sold crack.

Lmao you fucking normies are pathetic

Lol how about you do something productive like learning to play an instrument or reading educational books about economy, technology or sociology because we all know you aint working on fusion energy or artificial general inteligence, so what you are doing is not productive. 80% of jobs are bullshit jons kept alive by government subisidies. You probably work on the same problems everyday or some variations that pop out which which prpbably can be automated rather easy. So just workimg for workings sake is not productive, but keep telling that yourself because mr goldberg needs you to be happy.

Tl;dr: if you studied stem and arent in research your job is not productive and bullshit.

You are so weak ... I can't wait for weak fags like you to die ...

Yeah, but here in Germany pretty everyone in a nonessential business has stopped working because of Corona. Most stores are closed, businesses, offices etc. I work at a university and have spent the last week at home.

I retired 6 years ago at 30 fuck working lol

Well in my gfs case she's been sent home but most STEM jobs have plenty that can be done from home. The site teams are still out but with strictly controlled members, she can do all the reports and directing from home. Even if the groundwork stops still plenty of design etc.

I obviously still have to go in. The major point is that STEM is pretty easy to do from a computer at home.

>STEManon That doesn't have a PRUSA 3D Printer and Solidworks so he can occupy himself and create while the world ends.
Larp detected. I'll be over here making gun parts.

You are not from Quebec you can tell who is a cuck

>smoking dabs, and popping xanax
See, not working turns you into a drug-using degenerate. You would be better off working. Dishwashing is not a bad job anyway, your job is important so that people get clean plates. I was actually a dishwasher when I was studying and I took great satisfaction in my work

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Not me

Would play in the mud thb

>You beat me to it Volkskamerad. Just sitting at home doing nothing make me feel like a parasite. Not working is kikery

fuck you and your Arbeit Macht Frei bullshit.

FUCKING HELL THIS !!!!
My asschecks have reverted to being round again, WTF ??? They should be angular to fit the forklift seat

You fuckers can't endure your hellscape without some good old slaving in, eh?

>autism
>expertise

I'd withdraw her symptoms, if you catch my meaning

I've been self isolated due to social anxiety for over 20 years, it takes time but eventually the stir crazy mental breakdowns subside and it becomes natural. Give it time guys.

don't you have a side hustle or hobby?

seriously, everyone needs a hobby.

Learn how to day trade options its fun bruh

I would fuck that.

my only hobby is Yas Forums

I doubt an AI could design new nozzles. You are probably just lazy because in the good old days we had the Reichsarbeitsdienst. Or old Adolf was a Jew you say?

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Get a hobby retards. Build models. Do woodwork. Something other than being a retard on the internet.

Stupid nigger.

How about Flames of War?

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>outline a book then write it, nigger.

anyone who loses their mind without work is low iq.

IMPROVE YOURSELF FAGGOT

im having an issue wanting to even go back. you join a job and they call you family but the minute some bad shit happens you become a resource.

even if we survive this i dont want to work for these companies and even with work from home available its going to change the landscape forever till the old boomer CEOs decide we need to be at the office

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Ahey guys look at my work ethic right guys did you guys see
Cringe and sage

to be honest, i know 2 dozen People, Germans, just like this

>omgff *racemixing in my sock*

Get a hobby, numbnuts. Nothing's stopping you from finding and working for your own goals.

Yeah work was my only excuse to stay sober, and it is gratifying in a way because it can be physically demanding. This whole shutdown makes me feel like there isnt anything better to do. I applied to work at some of the few places that are still open but everyone is doing the same thing and i didnt get a chance to get a job. I have some decent savings (almost 5k) so theres that. I just want to get back to work so i dont feel like a useless piece of trash.

>fags being mentally ill

Woah really?!

Go learn to live with yourself.
If your selfworth is dependent on productivity your are merely defining yourself as a robot.
There is nothing wrong with being productive, but being productive to increase self worth is very problematic and will fuck you in the long run.

My side hustle was selling drugs and it was lucrative but now that everyone is stuck at home im fucked on it.

See, you see the value of work then. Well this thread is a support thread of sorts that show us that we are not alone in this situation. And just having fun only lasts the moment you are having fun, but when we work we create something that lasts for more than just a moment and actually have some output rather than just constant input

Most people will probably be more productive at home than in the office. A lot of things people consider “work” don’t contribute to the bottom line they just make you feel busy and productive.
With modern technology the amount of productivity has skyrocketed to the point where most people can accomplish more in 90 minutes than the last generation could have done in a day. But the work day is still 9-5, why? Habit.
So when you get everything done in under 3 hours what do you do to fill the day? Meetings, emails, conference calls, hour long lunch break, taking two 15 minute shits, getting up 4 times for a cup of coffee, browsing the internet, chatting with coworkers.
Modern working environments are both incredibly efficient and tremendously wasteful. Think of the billions of hours in lost productivity just from rush hour.
The truth is you’ll probably get everything that needs to be done accomplished in under 4 hours working from home. It’ll feel like slacking off though because doing all the unnecessary busy work gives you the sense of accomplishment of having done a full day’s work, even if only half of it produced real value for the company.

Theres just something satisfactory about doing a "job" i guess it is a pretty brainlet thing to enjoy but having outlined expectations and meeting them feels good. I feel like such an npc rn.

Maybe next time we should Holocaust the German race.

I am an (((essential))) worker... I used some PTO earlier in the week to be with my family. We just stayed home and I basically gave my kids 100% percent of my attention. Today I am back at work and I feel like shit being away from them. You have to be mentally ill to not feel better with your family instead of out in globohomo society.

1) black girls are gross and I would not willingly have sex with that bitch unless quite drunk
2) loving working as much as you do is a sign of a poor imagination and a boring personality
3) I’m going fucking insane not being able to dick bitches off dating apps. My ONE vice is loose women. I love pussy. Now? Not one of them is down to meet up. And I can’t go to the bars they’re all fucking closed. I’ve been on nofap for months but I’m about to cave and buy a VR rig and a fleshlight.

What do you do specifically?