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I SUMMON THE VAST COLLECTIVE KNOWLEDGE OF THE INTERNET'S SHITHOLE.

WHAT BEINGS WILL HEED MY CALL?

GIVE ME YOUR PREDICTIONS FOR THIS COMING MONTH.

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Christ returns
Repent

Trump will move to Israel when shit hits the fan.

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Sanders will die

hey thats my phone background. franzetta babyyyyyy

All will go according to plan...

Trump infected - dead
Pence infected - dead

Pelosi becomes president of the United States

Nationwide lockdown by Easter, states declaring martial law by Hitler's birthday.

Aliens shall reveal their presence

1 million+ worldwide cases, 30,000 dead, DOW drops below 17,000, virus widespread through India and Africa, the worst is yet to come

America provokes China into the war declaration then WW III happens with China being nuclear wasteland

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won't happen. if that happens trump would resign allowing pence to appoint a successor

Log off, John - your drunk

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What is this, a super secret l33t underground clubhouse? You sound like a massive fag

>GIVE ME YOUR PREDICTIONS
I predict a lot of follish anons will make wishcasting predictions that wont come close to what actually happens.

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PEAK OF MASS HYSTERIA
From the beginning of May, people will start ignoring Corona-chan, despite of numbers of sick/furer

Best month to buy actions

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FUGGGG :DDDDDDD

I never got doubles like this, me of liking very big this

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>GIVE ME YOUR PREDICTIONS FOR THIS COMING MONTH.

The inevitable massive loss of life, first uprisings violently crushed, news media everywhere becoming even less reliable but most importantly the introduction of the narrative: since we all already have these mobile devices and since algorithms already monitor and record everything why don't we harness this wonderful tech to help us combat this crisis.

Apocalypse.

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Nationwide 14 day quarantine starting sunday night. NYC, Cali, and Florida get bad. Florida is called god's waiting room for a reason. Riots in a few cities. We're nowhere near the peak yet. We might be able to have 4th of July bbqs.

3And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.

4And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

More people than usual die. Many people struggle to cope with a transforming society. This is going to change social behavior in subtle yet profound ways.

It will be clearly evident (in the mainstream) that most people are unfortunately worthless, and most individualistic leaning idealogies will wane. Communities will strengthen from the small to the large, and more people will favor collective societies as a means of coping with the clear fundamental flaws of modern society. Celebrities, athletes, and general content producers will lose favor, and those that provide necessary goods and services will be valued more.

Honestly I don't even know if I like it or not. The pendulum is going to swing towards social cohesion, but that might discourage individualism.

Yellowstone will pop like a flooded toilet.

So its going to just slowly run over?

Everything will go back to normal and the bankers will get away with crashing the economy again while the elites will have a new yellow boogeyman to scare everyone with.

>The pendulum is going to swing towards social cohesion, but that might discourage individualism.

Discourage individualism in it's most hedonistic forms yes, one could argue that unhealthy individualism that manifests in all aspects of this ending age comes to it's end.
BUT individualism, as valuing each others differences, abilities and skillsets will bloom. The lines we have to draw here are clear; whims and desires of individuals shouldn't introduce unsustainable risks to common good. Where those lines get drawn might depend on communities, but ideally we would have diverse approaches so that the best practices could outcompete the most demented. Also, one solution fits all approach might not work due to differences in cultural and psychological reasons. Better have some room for local variations.

We enter the Fallout universe.

How would he resign if he's dead?

Stock market -30% more then up 20% then down 67% from Feb peak.
Then sudden rebound 50% in May as the cure and quarantines show results. Screencap plz.

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1 million + confirmed infected
unprepared niggers beginning to chimp out and loot stores

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eff.org/deeplinks/2020/03/earn-it-bill-governments-not-so-secret-plan-scan-every-message-online NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THIS AAAA

USA tops the leaderboard
China holds steady
Europe in second place

Remain indoors
Remain indoors

THE RANCID FIRE AND BRIMSTONE OF JEDGEMENT WILL RAIN FROM THE SKY
HEED MY WARNING
REPENT
TURN BACK TO THE OLD WAYS
THE TIME HAS COME
THE END IS NIGH
REPENT
REPENT
REPENT

We are about to break through the great filter and survive. Soon we will find ourselves in a golden age never before imagined.

Its going to be comfy.

Ayn Rand's 'Anthem' will become real life.

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Gov in mass gets sick.

Gov in mass dies.

Neets rise up.

What usually happens after a jew-orchestrated financial crisis; foreign jews get richer because of dumps and cheap buy-backs... then more debt and more taxes for the goyim and their best ally kike banks... then a kike war starts because goyim will never have enough.

There is always some sort of kike-terrorist-attack involved somewhere in there, but we have their kike bioweapon now so yeah.

The only question that remains; are there really some good guys left in the house?

OOH I MEAN CHINESE FLU

F-FACES

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We will be consumed by ourselves.

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Study of the coronavirus, show that in 50% of victims aged 20 to 40 years old it causes a 30% reduction of penis size on erection.

Oroville dam finally bursts.
ARkStorm btfo of the SW US.

Based. Treat every day as thought he is coming the next

I've learned that pol is always right and fp is always bp

Sweet, I hope so. I'll see my saved in Christ anons in the sky soon enough.

'But I would not have you to be ignorant, brethren, concerning them which are asleep, that ye sorrow not, even as others which have no hope. For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him. For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord. Wherefore comfort one another with these words.'

1 Thessalonians 4:13-18

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REPENT! REPENT FOR THE LORD IS RISEN HIGH AND PROUD. HIS CHARIOT DRAWN BY RATS AND VULTURES! YES! THE LORD IS ON THE PROWL TONIGHT! THE LORD WILL BE DILIGENT! FOR THERE ARE MANY TO BE SMITTEN, AND THE LORD LOVES HOLOCAUSTS!

THE HAND OF THE LORD IS EAGER TO BESTOW HIS GRACE! HE SHALL DISTRESS THE WEARY! HE SHALL DISGRACE THE MEEK! HE SHALL RIP OUT THE EYES OF THE LAME AND HE SHALL CRIPPLE THE BLIND!

Things are about to start getting better, but because of how bad things currently are you won't see the effects of the change for a while.

STREET GANGS IN A MONTH
CHECK EM

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I will probably be dead from resisting gun confiscation. I'll try to live stream, but the internet will most likely be cut off by then.

>Two weeks: deaths are increasing exponentially in the US as no cohesive plan was ever implemented, quarantine fails, hundreds of thousands die.
>National guard presence increases, martial law (((lockdown))) occurs. All domestic travel halted. First signs of looting in less secure cities
>Looting has become rioting after unarmed cultural persons were shot leaving a Best buy by cherry NG pukes
>The boog boys see this as a sign, and the first reports of individual rural communities instituting local militia lockdowns spread.
>Eventual standoff between militia and NG ends in bloodshed after feds try to "restore law and order" to the militia strongholds
>Meanwhile the infection is starting to Peter out, but economy is still on ice. People begin to leave their homes only to find empty stores.
>Social norms break down on massive scale, lockdown is extended, this is seen by many as a blatant assault on natural rights.
>Somewhere, sometime in the near future, Boston massacre redux occurs and the union begins to crumble.
>In the middle of this crisis our overseas forces are attacked by Iran and proxies, we retaliate, Russia sides with Iran, China decides to wait and see while secretly ramping defense spending and construction to maximum, funneling consumer goods workers coming out of quarantine directly into retooled factories.
>WW3
>Eventually China steps in and assumes the role of global hegemon being the only country largely unaffected by the global crisis.

>jan - iran general killed
>feb - corona
>march - prepper panic
>april - ?

world economy will fail

Gross
Kek and the rest of the ogdoad appear irl and everyone shits
Pee pee pisss pooooooooop

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I feel Kobe staged his death in prep for the collapse.

Hmmmm checked

NOOO NOT MY ERECTIONRINOSSS

Easter is going to be a bit more wild than usual.

Fpbp

Guess again faggot. Kek will have risen.

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RGB dies
Hanx rolls
Trumpbux, $1500 every american

>india and africa
>worst

>Economic collapse
>Hospitals overloaded
>Mass deaths in densely populated areas
>Breakdown of law and order
>Everything finally brought under control by Jew Vax and never to be lifted martial law
>Goyim relieved anyway just to be alive
>Yellowstone Erupts killing all survivors and sending the rest of the world into a nuclear winter
>All life on planet ends
>Sun goes nova
>God says "Toll paid" puts on shades, walks away

Chocolate eggs

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More earthquakes, operarion Jade Helmet will make sense. We will go from "this is getting okay" to " the world will never be the same".

Poo starts a war? I'll take it.