/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2355 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

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Song that i will be listening while driving my bike in abandoned São Paulo

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Happening over.

Clean your room

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On a scale of 1-10, how fucked is your country?

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why is noone posting numbers no more?

Coof my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Don't give a fuck if I my lungs are, bleeding

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ARE YOU READY TO DIE!?!?

I just had a really extreme but short flu, should I assume Corona-chan visited me?
Does that mean that I'm now immune to her?

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I thought you anons should know. My friend is an ICU nurse who works in the central nj hospital that had the first or second case in the state. Anyway, he told me last night that patient is still in ICU, mid 60s, on hydrochlorquine now. The have 3 additional positives, 3 that tested negative but suspected of testing positive eventually. But the frightening thing he said is that they have no more ventilators to spare! They ordered a few and are waiting on them to convert more beds into ICU.

Oh he also mentioned that he sees the roster of patients coming in and theres 20 pending to be admitted all for respiratory infections, breathing problems, fever.

Yes I'm sure
A complete halt of trade and producing goods is terrible for an economy. The effects of this are far greater than any economic effect Corona would have on the patients and deaths on the economy.
Don't look at the liabilities saved only, also look at the lower amount put into the system because of a semi-lockdown.
Recession is imminent and a depression is very likely, which will trigger another financial crisis and a new eurocrisis.
Next 5 years aren't going to be fun if you're in any other industry than medicine, IT sales or trading financial products as a market maker, because you're indifferent about the moves of the market and are only interested in the width of the spread.

T. Just got a contract offer and accepted for a job as a junior trader at a market making firm in Amsterdam to start in September.

They're the only businesses that want to hire more people in times of crises.

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FIRST DEATH IN FINLAND
FIRST DEATH IN FINLAND
FIRST DEATH IN FINLAND
FIRST DEATH IN FINLAND

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Singapore +47

How bad is it in russia? If there's another country that will fake their numbers I would say it's there. No offense.

Imagine 1.25 million houses up for sale...

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How bad is the idea of going to optics store to get eye check and buy glasses? My old ones broke and it sucks to stare at screen 24/7

300K WHEN

My father has copd, smoked for 45 years and has been around a corona infected person(his wife) for atleast more than 10 days and he has absolutely 0 symptoms

he has bloodtype O-

What are you on about, numbers come as soon as they're available.

fren are you okay?

You were baking when I went to bed, and hours before - I wake up and you're still baking.

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Chinks STANK and I hate em!
White power

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Looks like this quarantine is going to get me sober. Some leaf in the last bread made mention of the lives that will be saved by the virus because of fewer traffic accidents, etc.

NOW

>367 confirmed (bogus, zero testing but government)
>4207 quarantined
>55198 isolated (whatever that means)

Today? 3/10
Next week? 11/10.
People here still think it's just a flu bro.

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Cant wait for one here

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right now 4/10, if the trucks and trains ever stop then a full 8/10 we are good in terms of food production but most goods come from elsewhere.
then there are millions of invaders that need to be removed as well.

wait a month before taking a victory lap

Order them online

fucking shit
ante what did you just do
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Maybe 5.
Numbers going up. More imported cases. Just had first deaths.

New items gone from shelves:
Milk,eggs,sugar,pasta,fish,meat,pet food.

Bros 5 days ago the thingy that is in your toilet bowl you know the thing that cleans and purifies your toilet water you know the thing that makes it smell nice fell into the toilet and I didn't want to touch it so I've been shitting in my toilet without flushing for 5 days now. now I have been wiping my ass with TP but therein lies the problem because I use 5 rolls a day to cover up the shit with a new layer of TP and it's gotten to the point got my entire toilet bowl it's full of shit and toilet paper and I have to squat so I can shit on top of the pile of shit and TP. Now my entire apt reeks of shit and the fumes are causing me seizures. And I don't know what to do. Do I risk it and flush? I'm tempted to but I don't know if I should risk it because what if my fucking toilet explodes and the shit floods everywhere and like I don't know what to do. Help me Bros

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"Coronavirus killing more than a person an hour" in New York City.

Save your alcohol instead.
You'll need it/trade it under extreme conditions.

First does anyone have a link to the updated version of pic related?

Second, when the Italy bro says
>"The way in which we code deaths in our country is very generous in the sense that all the people who die in hospitals with the coronavirus are deemed to be dying of the coronavirus.'
Does that mean the HOSPITAL had cases of coronavirus or the people who died had corona virus? It seems like a fair bet that if you had corona virus and died it probably killed you.

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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When can I upload webms with sound to link to on pol?

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Yikes. Is that just for english language searches?

Maybe we underestimated this virus anons.
I sometimes saw someone jokingly post about "prepping".
I think I can buy some stuff Monday after work.
Do you think it will be more busy than usual once they announce the quarantine?

>Imagine if the gypsies or homeless get it

remember that Yas Forums literally want wars and pandemics like this to happen

/cvg/ is a shitty and biased source for anything related to covid-19

this general goes to shit when he dont bake
he can sleep when hes dead

>Mfw everything in stock

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correlation_does_not_imply_causation

WAGE WAGIE
please come back to your cagie...

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When are you going to give up your anal virginity? What's the time frame?

>Hobo Island of Prague

>move the homeless population to unpopulated island in middle of the city
>provide them with acess to running water and hygene products
>restrict their movement
>can extract the corona-hobo if needed

Pretty smart, how does your city deal with homeless and corona?

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you must live in some shitty canadian town

i'm in the gta and everything is stocked to the tits except toilet paper

Frens, even if we do survive, i just want to say that it's been a pleasure to be with you niggers for almost a decade now, i love you anons, stay clean.

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This was already happening at large burger stores last week, here's the sugar aisle. It was the exact same at another Shartmart. Thankfully, you could still get some pasta/meat/eggs, but I don't know how long it'll last.

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The USA is going back to pre-industrial revolution days, m8. Hope you know how to skin and gut various forms of mammals.

First tents

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Four days? Five days?

thanks bro

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hazmat Asuka we have synthwave komm susser tod asuka
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6 billion out of 10. Instead of locking everything down and acting before things get worse, the government is waiting for things to get worse.

Daily reminder that it literally is a nothingburger flu that only kills 90+ year old fossils with pre-existing conditions and has zero adverse effects to anyone younger than that besides sometimes a slight cough (most are asymptomatic). The real danger of COVID is the fact that the dems are using it as an excuse to smear Trump and to take away our civil liberties. First they start with an authoritarian, unconstitutional quarantine and next they’ll be taking away our guns and our freedom in the name of “protecting us” against COVID. Don’t buy the MSM agenda, stay strong my fellow patriotic Americans!

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Bruh

That's pretty gay user. But I guess it has been fun.

Tonight

I went there a couple times with friends to drink some beer when we were in Prague
Wasn't all too bad tbqh, not that many sketchy people.

that's a straight up logistics curve. Does anyone believe those numbers?

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>forced into close-contact with other people
I would absolutely swim the fuck out of there, were I a Prague-hobo. Fuck communal living and fuck the government that thinks it can force me into living that close to other people.

TRIPS OF DEATH
IT'S ALL OGRE NOW

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>gypsies
they're fucking carriers, always. Nothing affects them as they are born in shit and even if they steal/beg for millions and reside in huge villas, still live in shit. Tens of thousands were first to flee here when Italy/Spain started.

I hope it kills that boomer.

We'll be the Italy of Eastern Europe in less than two weeks. Fuck that, we'll be the new gold standard in the corona virus since our healthcare system barely even functions under normal conditions.

Thats just the United States.

fuckin don't.

My tummy hurts, is she gonna get me?

What's the conclusion on Chloroquine and Hydroxychloroquine? Is Italy using them & still coping with those kinds of losses??

/cvg/ also believes this is nothing, just like the outside world. there's no difference

fuck

The coronavirus was developed by China's illegal bioweapons program, not by the U.S. A couple of days ago, some user posted an article about some Japanese business men who were arrested because they sold equipment to the Chinese, equipment that could be utilized in the creation of bioweapons.
>archive.is/dggcO

Pathogens have also escaped from some of China's other biolabs.
>archive.is/RgUyI

According to Nature.com, a contributor to the article about China's recently built biolab, the BSL-4 Wuhan Institute of Virology biolab, China's biolab can serve a dual purpose, doubling as a bioweapons creation program. There's also another biolab in Wuhan, operated by the Chinese CDC.

"But Ebright is not convinced of the need for more than one BSL-4 lab in mainland China. He suspects that the expansion there is a reaction to the networks in the United States and Europe, which he says are also unwarranted. He adds that governments will assume that such excess capacity is for the potential development of bioweapons.

“'These facilities are inherently dual use,' he says. The prospect of ramping up opportunities to inject monkeys with pathogens also worries, rather than excites, him: 'They can run, they can scratch, they can bite.'”
>archive.is/iKqAe

There were also Chinese researchers editing SARS-CoV viruses with HIV to see if they can infect human cells. HIV originated from a baboon, SARS and Ebola originated in bats. What a coincidence that the SARS-CoV-2 virus has an HIV-like mutation that has made it extremely contagious.

"The new coronavirus has an HIV-like mutation that means its ability to bind with human cells could be up to 1,000 times as strong as the Sars virus, according to new research by scientists in China and Europe."

Even Indian researchers said that they found or thought they found HIV inserts in the coronavirus genome sequence.
>archive.is/xwQVe
>archive.is/vHtpU
>archive.is/M9IRO

epicentro.iss.it/coronavirus/sars-cov-2-sorveglianza-dati

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>COUNTRIES LIST
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are you more prone to aids after getting this virus?

nigger what are you doing!? i thought youre all plumbers since birth

>I say that everybody who lacks the ability to add something of high quality to this discussion should leave.

I say meme flags should leave

Germany has a population that is very old, in 2018 their median age was older.

>Hint of possible quarantine
>Amerilards go for sugar supply first instead of healthy foods

Lmao

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No, you shouldn't. There are many, many things which can cause flu like symptoms, among them the regular old flu.

Also it is doubtful that you gain permanent immunity.

PUT THE GROCERIES

I'M THE BAG

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You can't even imagine how hard fucked we are.
People are dropping dead in the streets and dying by thousands in hospitals while government celebrates record low flu numbers.
Screencap this, in 3-4 weeks from now there will be no Russia anymore, we all will be dead.

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Here is a YouTube video from Seeker about bioweapons development. I made sure to start the video right when they are talking about the Soviets trying to create a dangerous pathogen, a "plague bacteria that was resistant to antibiotics."

youtu.be/NBBIfGaml0c?t=129

Here's a article about an explosion at a Russian biolab that holds smallpox and other deadly pathogens like ebola.
>archive.is/JGISL

Here's a paper by Chinese scientists who were putting forth the idea that the coronavirus might have escaped from the Chinese CDC biolab in Wuhan, the same lab that is just a few hundred yards away from the wet market where the coronvirus was thought to have originated from.
>archive.is/eHOIk

However, people keep saying that the virus originated from a wet market in Wuhan where animals are kept in horrendous conditions, then slaughtered for meat. If that's true, this could all have been avoided if China spent a few million dollars training and hiring health inspectors to make sure wet markets are up to code on health safety rules. But what do you expect when factory explosions are common in China.

And what was the point of having a bunch of biolabs near the wet market if it wasn't to detect new viruses and alert the world about the new diseases as soon as possible? Were the Communist Chinese hoping that people from Wuhan would go to the U.S. and spread the disease over there while they were covering it up in Wuhan? So that they can blame the U.S. for a disease that really began in China?

ayyy

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10. It may wipe out a few million poos.

China seems to have won
Its containment measures have been effective , and its economy is strong .
China has won. It destroyed Europe and the United States. It is now a world leader. Soon everyone will be bowing to China.

Its condition is the best of all countries, its economy is not affected, its competitors are destroyed. This is a sure victory for our brothers over the Western faggots

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That's because China is lying.

Be part of the cause I need corona 300k milkers and thighs
10 if they don't contain NYC and others they will chimpout nation wide.

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Is it true that people stopped drinking mate down there?

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>humans that survive this shit will be the permanent lung damaged generation people talk about 50 years from now

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Public sees it as a 4,
Government sees it as a 7,
In reality it's a 9

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Why is germany lying so much?

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True. The only hope is people staying inside, and many do at least in Bucharest. Until they finish their supplies bought 2 weeks ago, or get their paycheck, and start to fight on those 4 bags of beans left.

'no'

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Yes I know I'm part Spanish and visit family in Madrid frequently. I'm lucky we're an affluent family that dates back 1200+ years with a recorded history in Spain but gypsies are fucking everywhere, even see them in the nice parts of Madrid.
If you want to get an idea of gypsies, look up Cañada Real on YouTube
However, Dominicans have been worse over recent years.

>set up free beer there
you will be back in a day or two

Because it's Germany. What do you expect from them? Didn't they also steal or confiscate a mask shipment meant for another country?

I was referring to those posting things such as ni**er and alike.

Best Korea 0

Not pictured: Cooking oil sold out, flour sold out, canned goods selling out.

Sugar is incredibly shelf stable, toothpaste-chan.

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Oy vey

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i still think it was the jews, remember dr. charles lieber the jew mossad asset that stole the corona base strain.

Nigga, you can't kill Russia. You faggots have survived through so many chimp outs, both your own and from abroad. You'll be fine.

Yeah, I'd come back to get my beer, then swim out again come nightfall.

>there will be a generation after this one
I don't think so friend, I don't think so..

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If its in something that cant be cleaned, like card board, transfer the products to a plastic container. If its in a metal can just use soap and water and write down what is inside on the top with a black marker if the label comes off. Shopping online isnt going to be 100% safe either. Product comes from warehouses full of current or future coofers. If you buy from local stores its the same thing.

>work at gun store
>half the customers I'm getting are liberals who think they can just walk in and grab a gun

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Except most boomers are conservative voters so the virus is culling them. After this is over, there will be fewer conservatives and libtards will win the election easily.

It'll last for as long as the trucks, and even ships for those who live in the territories, can keep delivering food and supplies.

archive.vn/7gR96

this is Yas Forums mate, stop being such a nigger kike and show your flag.

>inb4 Israel.

Pretty much this

>liberals hate guns until the world is about to implode
Sounds about right

sinterklaas is that you