THIS IS IT, THE APOCALYPSE
WHOOOOAAAH
HAPPENING
Liam Ward
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Hunter Martinez
I always knew the world would end before bannerlord ever got released
Evan Wilson
kek imagine if it fucking erupts in the middle of a pandemic
Tyler Taylor
Wonder if that would be enough to make all these heathens believe.
Kayden White
Wonder if that would be enough to make all these christcucks fuck off
Angel Moore
It would be kind of sweet...The USA would go back to the size of the thirteen colonies and we would have to go begging to England to take us back.
Austin Ward
nb4 it actually blows, with ashes then carpeting not America, but the entirety of China under 400 miles of ash.
Isaiah Sanders
Which Pandemic? The oil war, the virus, the economic collapse, the giant fires and floods in Australia, or the locust waves?
Not to mention what it will trigger. Nuclear winter but with ash and crops failing, a huge chunk of the US blown up, and possibly triggering the big earth quake in California causing the coastline to fall off destroying our tech infrastructure and causing mass tsunamis to everyone west of us?
Robert Moore
Fuck off Christcuck
Jace Nguyen
remember this when we're caught up in the clouds during His second coming.
Asher Rogers
I'M WAKING UP
TO ASS AND NUTS
Luke Martin
retard the post. leafs would swiftly take the north and raise your food prices to sky high levels forcing you south into mexican territory
Isaiah Brown
clean it up waggie
Tyler Kelly
"There can't be a second coming of Christ on earth if there is no earth to come to."
Brandon Allen
Ruh ro!
Parker Jenkins
I WIPE MY ASS AND SLAP MY NUTS
Jace Wilson
Do you have any idea what happens if yellowstone erupts? You’d be lucky if YOU survive; Canada and Mexico will get fucked
Parker Brown
Imagine if all the happenings happen at same happening.
Leo Walker
>tfw my state is coastie but still a valuable agricultural resource
Feels good, not to worried, my state should be fine unless chimpouts occur
Bentley Jones
see my post here
Landon Long
WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE
TO THE NEW AGE
WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE
TO THE NEW AGE
Ayden Roberts
I might actually feel happiness for the first time in years.
Angel Lee
its been doing this for the past decade. running out of things to panic over?
Brandon Morgan
Imagine if elections get cancelled and Trump becomes staying president and everyone rages LMFAO
Thomas Gray
(((Nasa))) is already blaming (((climate change))) if Yellowstone erupts
Kevin Miller
Can we start moving all of the spics and niggers to that area the size of Chicago?
Michael Rivera
Read the last three.
>highest rape of uplift ever recorded
>NASA willing to drop billions looking for a viable solution
>NASA worried it's changing quickly, it has emerged
I-it's nothing guys just like corona is just a flu haha
James Martinez
>they are trying to force God's hand.
Josiah Martinez
The prophecy fulfilled
Adrian Green
Unfortunately if this is the end times there shall be no forgiveness only wrathful judgement
Anthony Phillips
Ive been seeing threads about MUH YELLOWSTONE on this board for years
ITS
NOT
HAPPENING
get a grip faggots
Leo Roberts
stop asking questions, just consoom happenning and get excited for next happeings
Henry Davis
based
Tiresome indeed
Bentley Perry
Check the most recent news. It might not happen this month, but it will happen.
Joshua Myers
i mean, it WILL happen someday, just maybe not in our lifetimes
Ryan Thomas
NASA is just suddenly panicking and spending billions out of nowhere
Cameron Cox
I am ready to die
Nathaniel Lewis
why not
we already have
>about to get worse than 1918 spanish flu pandemic
>about to get worse than 1929 stock market crash
imagine every disaster movie ever made all happening at once
praise kek
Josiah Miller
We constitute a prelude to the timeline where that happens, I just feel it.
Adam Sanders
TO THE NEW DAWN!
>.
Ayden Gutierrez
Legit lost
Camden Clark
united state of administration thinking they are the center of this world again.
the anglo-leaf part will be blown up yes, but that's not a very important share of the country. Quebec and the East will be fine, as will Vermont and friends.
Lucas Butler
God is loving as mercyful. He will exercise His Wrath and Judgement soon enough, but some that dwell among us will be saved.
Nicholas Scott
>memeflag
>avatarfag
>furry
>Naruto AMV
lmfao please tell me you're being ironic
Caleb Watson
The whole world will be covered in smoke. Crops will wither. Blackouts will occur. Forget solar. And don't forget fuck your lungs, while a virus that already fucks lungs is growing.
Adam Foster
Nope. Never underestimate their capacity for mental gymnastics.
Wyatt Taylor
cough
cough
KABOOOOOOOOM
Camden Rogers
Close.
ABC's of Salvation:
To be safe for all eternity:
A: Admit that you are a sinner, who violates the Will of God, and that you need a Saviour. Repent. Turn away from your sin and toward Jesus. (Matthew 4:17; Romans 2:4, 3:10, 6:23; Acts 3:19)
B: Believe that Jesus Christ, Son of God & Messiah, died for your sins and rose again, and that He will come again, as prophesied and recorded in the Word of God. Trust in His finished work on the cross. (Romans 10:9-10; 1 Corinthians 15:1-4; Ephesians 2:8-9)
C: Call on His name, ask Him to save you, and confess that He is Lord. (Romans 10:9-10, 10:13, 14:10-11; Philippians 2:10)
Nicholas Jackson
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>t. inside blast radius
Thomas Taylor
This
Andrew Ward
So the Third Angel will be deemed to have sounded, right after the Second blow up a mountain in the sea.
Repent, for the time is at hand.
Juan Ross
still wont happen in your lifetime. if anything that rise in earth crust is a good thing for yellowstone because it could relieve pressure and disperse gaseous veins in the terrain for it to relieve itself (yes the earth is trying to fart really hard
Liam Torres
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
There goes Wyoming
Isaac Hall
Nazis at the earth's core is causing this. It is just punishment for what you did to us in WW2. Prepare for your own Dresden, Mutt
Blake Powell
Get fucked gaytheist
We love this shit
Oliver Cruz
read the article its nothing
Jacob Flores
Covid = Pestilence
Yellowstone = Famine
Iran/China = War
Death.
JESUS IS COMING BACK BOYS
Jacob Morris
>The classic muh-protagonist cope
Oh how hard I wish it happens this year.
Hudson Wright
>Iran/China
>not plague
>Russia/Saudi oil war
>not escalating for war
Nathaniel Torres
god speed user
Tyler Cruz
It was always a certitude. We are simply notcing more and more sign, as the Revelation draws near.
Aiden Cruz
"You killed my boy and let the fuckers responsible enslave you"
Elijah Gonzalez
Inb4 the real pic of this gets dropped and thread gets wiped
Carson Butler
This
Also some zombie and war flicks too
Weeeeeeeeeeeee
Praise Kek
Henry White
>muh-protagonist
?
Noah Gray
>Which Pandemic? The oil war, the virus, the economic collapse, the giant fires and floods in Australia, or the locust waves?
That stuff happens literally every year. Stop exaggerating and sensationalizing everything.
Jackson Sullivan
CHECKED SATAN
WHEW
Logan Perez
Checked and flashpilled
Jace Phillips
INSHALLAH!!!!
Evan Myers
Why can't we bore thousands of holes to relieve pressure?
Bentley Garcia
Yeah, a virus happens every year capable of shutting down the world economy. Yeah, the world economy crashes this hard every year. Yeah, Australia burns completely down every year.
t. retard
James Gomez
yes unironically but only then
t. brainyboi
Colton Jones
Man I fucking hope. Normally I hate christcucks, but if God did that he'd be pretty based in my book.
Andrew Foster
all the secrets have to come out during a legit apocalypse, many secrets yet to be revealed
Aaron Clark
k
Landon Torres
the size of chicongo... wow
Noah Nguyen
I'd convert to Kekism and embrace the apocalypse. Honestly that'd be instant proof reality is a simulation and nothing you do matters and after death you simply reload and try again.
Robert Russell
i wish for cleansing fire
Noah Clark
I call fake. Sure we will see ash rain down from the skies but its not gonna be because of yellowstone. Its gonma be because of the nukes that we will drop on china and vice versa.
Nicholas Barnes
>possibly triggering the big earth quake in California causing the coastline to fall off destroying our tech infrastructure and causing mass tsunamis to everyone west of us?
literally never going to happen
t. also geoboi
Robert Miller
All gooks approaching yellowstone should be shot on sight. Investigations for any detonating charges should be carried out.
John Rivera
William Taylor
we couldn't secure that area from Saddam breaking into our military bases and stealing nukes I doubt we can babysit a national forest any better
John Hill
You're not smarter because you believe in Judaism for goys, nigger. Worse things have happened in the past and life went on.
Ian Cruz
>t. underage b&
just because school is out doesnt mean you can post here
Adrian Cox
Idiots, the "corona" panic is to trigger people into getting prepared because yellowstone is gonna erupt. Then we will see what has really been going on.
Nathan Wright
Highly underrated, me too brah.
Julian Evans
Would the eruption eventually invoke a new ice age?
Cameron Lewis
What does that even mean?
Tyler Mitchell
Corona is just a flu though. Literally one of the viruses that people think is a flu or cold.
Joseph Jenkins
>1/10th of an inch max
I sleep
Luis Mitchell
If I recall correctly, there was a Russian politician who called Yellowstone the main opportunity for Russia to defeat the United States. That clown was not taken seriously.
Blake Peterson
>31st of March arrives without the world ending
>devs delay it again because of some bullshit reason
>world ends
And I'm not even talking about an apocalyptic event. The world ends through the natural life cycle of the universe after millions of years and bannerlord still wont be fucking released
Austin Adams
cringe
based