"HEALTHCARE SYSTEM FACING IMMINENT COLLAPSE BY APRIL," admits brazilian Minister of Healthcare while in tears.
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING, Yas Forums. THEY'VE GIVEN UP COMPLETELY WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
ABSOLUTE PANIC IN BRAZILIAN GOVERNMENT
Juan Bennett
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Elijah Hernandez
>tfw no more hue posters
Based
Andrew Cruz
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Nathaniel Lee
SCFAGGOT HERE WE'RE ON LOCKDOWN FOOD IS RUNNING OUT HOW'S IT GOING OUT THERE BROS
Matthew Campbell
SOPA DE CORONA
Nicholas Gomez
BEACH EVERYDAY, CARNAVAL EVERYDAY, NOBODY'S GIVING A FUCK, HALF THE PEOPLE I KNOW ARE SICK
Matthew Sanders
Looks like it's back to the jungle motherfuckers
Jose Kelly
Remember the prediction that once it hits Brazil it's OVER for all of us?
Jackson Carter
Brazil has had an outbreak of blood drinking and flesh eating bats for eight years now.
If corona gets to inner cities, the bat will meet the macaco.
Benjamin Young
You cant quarantine that place.
Dont worry BRos Africa has it worse.
Connor Hernandez
SHIT WAS BLOWING UP AND NIGGERS THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING VACATION AND WENT TO THE BEACH. FUCK THESE FUCKING FUCKERS
Christopher Edwards
We got the fastest corona on Earth already. just fuck our shit up senpai, we might be the place where corona actually takes off and kills millions
Brayden Hernandez
hey brazilbros,what the future will look like after corona?
Ryan Gomez
FUCK I'M HOPING FOR THAT ALREADY.
Aaron Davis
Dude, if it keeps going the way it is, we will be the only country on Earth that actually has the super exponential corona with a million deaths.
Jordan Bell
Good
Ryan Taylor
Also, imminent coup or Bolsonaro impeachment. Economic recession forever, another lost decade, bankrupcy and all sorts of chaotic events because we crashed our economy just when it was recovering for once.
Nathan Hall
nice bats you got there
Eli Smith
Brazil would be a nice place without the Brazilians.
Ethan Young
ok look we're absolutely fucked unless we preemptively glass all these bat-infested shitholes or we're all fucking dead in a few years
Sebastian Scott
rip
Lucas Harris
Good luck hue bros
Leo Thompson
Dude, the virus got to Brazil.
Our bats will get it. If this really creates some super corona, super corona will be created.
Juan Morgan
hence the glassing
Aiden Ramirez
I'm not Brazillion but I think :Favela" means disease pit.
Henry Fisher
This guy is a lefitist, he voted for Haddad. Always posting negative views form Brazil.
PETISTA!
Andrew Torres
Is Bolsonaro now a hysteric too?
Kevin Green
Sopa de batto
John Sullivan
How does the Brazilian bat story somehow make a "super Corona"? Does anyone understand this?
Dylan Sullivan
Don't come here we're full.
Landon Long
digits decides where I'm going to immigrate
William Roberts
This is what you get for destroying the Amazon and chopping it down on purpose. Die.
Justin Carter
>all sorts of chaotic events because we crashed our economy just when it was recovering for once.
>Recovering
My sides went to China, anão.
Caleb James
Good. I hope the same happens in Peru, those subhuman fucks ruined my dota2 matches for years
Camden Brooks
>everyone who went with him to america has corona-chan
>bolsonaro says he doesn't
>never actually discloses his results
He has it, right?
Jayden Howard
at the bottom in pic related
Ethan Phillips
the congo
Jackson Lee
Not at all. The fucker said in a interview YESTERDAY that malls and churches should be open.
Somebody please help us!!
Benjamin Lee
>He has it, right?
God, please, the answer to that question must be a 'yes'
Jose Carter
XD imagine living in BRAZIL
Connor Watson
wtf!?i can't read anything in this shit,can you sum up that?
Michael Nguyen
But I thought that the based leader Bolsonaro said that the virus is just fake news spread by communists?
Grayson White
>nonwhite frankenstein tier mutt hues dying
Why should anyone care ?
Parker Perry
He is the Super Spreader, it is a known fact.
He's taking the virus's side.
Camden Morris
I hope all those fucking polticans and church gets infected
Owen Gomez
>we will be the only country on Earth that actually has the super exponential corona with a million deaths.
You forgot the niggers in Africa.
Cameron Harris
Jackson Cooper
it meand slums, but disease pits is very close
Jace Murphy
Thank you, I've read all of this, but I don't get why Brazilian bats are supposedly so scary and will cause a huge difference.
Jonathan Johnson
bats are natural virus carriers
your bat population will mutate that shit and ping pong it back across the globe with increased mortality rate at 15%
shit will get real bad real quick
Jordan Anderson
I wish this were just a meme.
Zachary Watson
Uma delicia man
Caleb Hernandez
yes, but the president of a country will always be put on a vertilator, so unless someone is really unlucky, they won't die even if they are older
Jacob Roberts
Not the hecking bundarinos
Michael Sullivan
>All the favelas cleaned
Camden Harris
Sopa de sopa
Ein delicacy
Jack Kelly
>How does the Brazilian bat story somehow make a "super Corona"? Does anyone understand this?
Brazilian bats have their own coronaviruses, and these might recombine with coronachan i bats that have both.
If coronachan is created, the creators might release a recombined one themselves in Brazil, since the Brazilian bats can be the cover.
Brayden Lewis
>Muh hybid vigor
David Watson
>He has it, right?
Probably, but like my family, he continues to work, since he is not that sick from it.
Chase Taylor
RIP hue brah
i never cared or acknowledged you people but still..
see you on the other side, space cowboy
Michael Ross
How could Brazilian right be so dumb?
Our right massively profited from Corona. What were you thinking not taking such situation seriously?
Leo Sullivan
Based and fpbp
Gavin Thompson
you gotta stay positive there will be at least one webm of brazil taking over italy and china with some neat initial D in the background
Jonathan Adams
the bat singularity
Andrew Cooper
Well, you definitely don't want to get seriously sick now in Brazil. Because it's not only the COVID-19 patients that are going to miss out on treatment but a lot of other people too in need of intensive care.
Isaiah Thomas
HELLO, FINALLY GET MY HAPPENING. I AM HAPPY. JUST CAME TO WRITE SOME STUFF IN CAPS!!!
Dominic Howard
At least i'll die playing videogames.
Ayden Parker
Lol you need a health care in the first place for it to collapse.
Kayden James
Right now is just flu tier. Once brazil mutates it into a 15 percenter for the second wave is when shit gets real. I'm guessing somewhere around fall.
Levi Barnes
>you gotta stay positive
i think that is what they are doing
Gabriel Evans
Because it's cleverly written copypasta to create fear. Their had been tons of talk in the threads prior to that post about Brazil and bats, and if the virus jump back and forth could their be more mutations etc. The person who wrote that used the subtle ideas already planted in peoples minds and crafted a believable on the surface but when further examined utter bullshit story. People fear it going into 2nd and 3rd world countries already so it plays on confirmation bias there as well.
Hudson Robinson
>cleverly written copypasta to create fear
its not. its mostly information from Event-201 back in Oct.
Luke Brown
Fuck off
The world is shut down. Go to the jungle or die
Jack Reyes
you mean pic related?
Landon Gutierrez
those brazilian tribes with no modern contact are going to be the only ones to survive
Thomas Young
>Brazil has had an outbreak of blood drinking and flesh eating bats for eight years now.
What you actually have vampires? Fucking cool.
Brody Nelson
Indonesia soon to follow since this country already struggles to pay for the huge universal health care program