Beijing scientists: virus probably originated from Wuhan biolab archive.is/eHOIk
Merkel: "60 to 70 percent in Germany will become infected" archive.is/jLP6C
>LATEST CASES 10:24: 558 new cases and 30 new deaths in Belgium. 10:17: 966 new cases and 123 new deaths in Iran. 10:14: 178 new cases in Israel. 09:01: 77 new cases in the Philippines. 08:20: 278 new cases in Austria. 08:10: 153 new cases and 1 new death in Malaysia. 07:44: 9 new deaths in New York state, United States.
>German State of Baden-Württemberg agrees to take on French patients into their hospitals, since French hospitals are full already. Who will take on German patients once our hospitals are full?
If you are rooting for the chinese virus as good because is a boomer removal, you are not different that who is rooting for whiteness removal aka the faggots and globalists.
Also you have just been played to root for the removal of your best ally, the last of the most based generation who voted Trump, Brexit and who actually oppose EU and globalists.
Yes zoomer. you have been played to root to combat your last ally, played with the most utterly kikery trick: let's the poor fight each other.
They told you that boomers are stealing your future because of retirements: how fool you are! Boomers paid the retirements of their parents as we are paying theirs. They told you that will be more work and jobs to do, how naive: automation will destroy the wages and incomes no matter what they tell you.
Guess what? The world was, is and will be divides in 2 main opposing categories: the minority uber-wealthy families and the rest of us. It's more easy to coordinate the effort of a minority of super wealth people that can buy the media, influence, politicians, celebrities.....
Remember: everyone have a price, no matter how high; if you think that you have no price, well,sooner or late someone with a lower price than your will come and remove you from your position.
Leo Campbell
Shut the fuck up Leaf
Nolan Cook
Is it just me or is corona-chan the sexist disease-chan so far?
Bros 5 days ago the thingy that is in your toilet bowl you know the thing that cleans and purifies your toilet water you know the thing that makes it smell nice fell into the toilet and I didn't want to touch it so I've been shitting in my toilet without flushing for 5 days now. now I have been wiping my ass with TP but therein lies the problem because I use 5 rolls a day to cover up the shit with a new layer of TP and it's gotten to the point got my entire toilet bowl it's full of shit and toilet paper and I have to squat so I can shit on top of the pile of shit and TP. Now my entire apt reeks of shit and the fumes are causing me seizures. And I don't know what to do. Do I risk it and flush? I'm tempted to but I don't know if I should risk it because what if my fucking toilet explodes and the shit floods everywhere and like I don't know what to do. Help me Bros
When it's all over. The media should be held accountable... They wanted to stir the S***, get people upset. They wanted to blame President Trump for something. Well, they did it. They yelled "Fire" in the proverbial theater... Should they be held financially responsible?
Aiden Jackson
how the fuck /ptg/ is even surviving these days lmao
Lucas Myers
Sorry /cvg/ but you’re wrong, it’s UNIRONICALLY a nothingburger flu. The real problem here is that the democrats are using COVID as an excuse to strip away our civil liberties and take our guns away, while also using this whole COVID thing to smear Trump so Biden can win. Stop buying into the MSM narrative, you’re being useful idiots of the elite.
>Should they be held financially responsible? Go fuck yourself, you banker-shill, kike. The current economic situation is 100% the fault of the Federal Reserve and central banks.
Does this guy seriously not understand anything? How do you put a "recipe" on a log scale? And what would it show?
The point of a logscale is that lines show the growth is exponential, that isn't some trick or scam...
Jonathan Kelly
truly the harpooning is upon us, i feel coronachan hugging my lungs
Kayden Allen
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RIOTS WHEN I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NIGGERS CHIMPING OUT
Boomers and their lead brains are going to self-select themselves off this mortal coil lol
Joshua Moore
Update from Denmark:
>Number of confirmed infected: 1326 (+71) (Beware minimal testing being done in Denmark. Only in bad cases are people tested) >Number of people tested: 11657 >Confirmed infected in hospital: 206 (+11%) >Confirmed infected in ICU: 42 (+14%) >Confirmed infected in ventilators: 35 (+9%) >Confirmed infected dead: 13 (+4 dead)
You have more chinese people in Ontario and BC than any other country. You honestly think you're going to be ok?
Aiden Campbell
A friend messaged me today from Canada and said shit is getting a bit scary over there. No idea what that means and he didn't elaborate. Any idea what he meant?
>Is it illegal if he has the corona and my work place refuses to disclose it? I doubt it, as long as he is self isolating the moment symptoms appeared...
And, corona-chans symptoms aren't really all that unusual for other diseases, so...
Noah Ortiz
>NEW YORK CITY IS THE NEW ITALY In New York City, reported cases jumped from 183 to 5,151 within six days. >ONE THIRD OF REPORTED COVID19 CASES IN USA 100% workforce lockdown >1 death every hour in NYC Hospitals already reaching ventilator capacity >"One hospital has a 0% recovery rate of people hooked up to ventilators, they either died or are still on it." Trump called it "A complete disaster" 3:00am today >125 Paramedics were infected in just a few days, now EMS response force is evaporating
>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.
Ia Ia Zi Azag! Ia Ia Zi Azkak! Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia! ___
Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.
ah right. It's really poorly labelled. The dates make it look like nonsense
Aaron Peterson
I remember a pic of hundred of cellphones in the floor, whos owners were dead people who went into crematorium, I can't find it tho hope someone remembers the pic too
you should have finished it all by today even alone
Noah Anderson
HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!
The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".
WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.
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>it means he was spreading it the whole time before symptoms appeared I doubt that any court in the world could condemn him for that if he had no reason to believe he was infected.
I mean, what was he supposed to do?
Jaxon Rogers
>COUNTRIES LIST China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 47,021 (4,032) Spain 24,926 (1,326) Germany 20,705 (72) Iran 20,610 (1,556) United States 19,775 (276) France 12,612 (450) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 6,186 (58) United Kingdom 3,983 (177) Netherlands 2,994 (106) Belgium 2,815 (67) Austria 2,719 (7) Norway 1,997 (7) Sweden 1,674 (17) Denmark 1,326 (13) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (4) Canada 1,087 (12) Australia 1,068 (7) Japan 1,007 (35) Brazil 978 (11) Israel 883 (1) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Ireland 683 (3) Turkey 670 (9) Luxembourg 670 (8) Pakistan 625 (3) Greece 495 (13) Poland 452 (5) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Ecuador 426 (7) Thailand 411 (1) Slovenia 341 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Bahrain 305 (1) Egypt 285 (8) India 283 (5) Hong Kong 273 (4) Peru 263 (4) Russia 253 (1) Iraq 208 (17) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) Lebanon 187 (4) Croatia 168 (1) Argentina 158 (3) Taiwan 153 (2) San Marino 151 (14) …
>LATEST CHANGES China +41 (+7) Spain +3,355 (+233) Germany +857 (+4) Iran +966 (+123) United States +392 (+20) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +571 (+2) Belgium +558 (+30) Austria +70 (+1) Sweden +35 (+1) Denmark +71 (+4) Portugal +260 (+6) Malaysia +153 (+1) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Greece (+3) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore +47 (+2) Philippines +77 (+1) Mexico +39 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +5 (+1) Paraguay (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) Norway +38 Australia +140 Brazil +8 Czech Republic +92 Israel +178 Pakistan +124 Finland +62 Iceland +64 Poland +27 Thailand +89 Romania +59 Estonia +23 Bahrain +7 India +34 Hong Kong +17 South Africa +38 Lebanon +10 Kuwait +17 Croatia +38 Armenia +24 Colombia +13 Taiwan +18 Serbia +14 Bulgaria +15 Latvia +13 Hungary +18 …
>half of conservative boomers believing they can get cured through the TV and using Alex Jones' special anti-coronavirus toothpaste >other half thinks this is a hoax made up by the democrats to take down Trump gotta love America
>reported cases jumped from 183 to 5,151 within six days. Every day feels like a week. I feel like my age will have doubled before this happening stops happening.
Parker Nguyen
I can get along with that. But signing would be nice.
This is no joke, seems like you have a lot of shit around your apartment, but if the quantity exceeds 100kg of shitty mass you can sell it as a luxury apartment to the Indian ambassador
Hunter Roberts
What the fuck Germany! We need your hospital capacity for when our herd immunity experiment goes haywire, don't take these frogs!
Chase Green
YOU! WHAT DID YOU DO!
Evan Collins
Praise Kek!!
Another couple dozen 70+ year olds will die today!!!! Its happening
Christian Reed
How long after now showing symptoms are people allowed to go out in your country?
Here it is 48 hours after no longer showing symptoms which I believe is suicidal
Nicholas Campbell
Lets see, are you trying to kill this thread ? Yes you are :)
>before doctors were aware of the outbreak in China Yes doctors are idiots and it was spreading that early if not earlier in China. Fuck I am tired of these idiots who can't research shit and just believe whatever the CCP says. Corona-chan would you please deal with the journalist question
our sharts cant be contained the reduced food supply will ruin people's diets and cause a massive increase of sharting-related infection. Uncontrolled diarrhea epidemic
Daniel Thompson
MINISTER OF HEALTH AND PRIME MINISTER OF FRANCE SUED BY THREE MEDICS BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS >MINISTER OF HEALTH AND PRIME MINISTER OF FRANCE SUED BY THREE MEDICS BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS MINISTER OF HEALTH AND PRIME MINISTER OF FRANCE SUED BY THREE MEDICS BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS >MINISTER OF HEALTH AND PRIME MINISTER OF FRANCE SUED BY THREE MEDICS BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS
Yes kek brother. Just a couple more weeks and this will really take off!
Praise Kek!
Levi Bailey
I’m nervous Yas Forums
>very close to boomer parents >dad died suddenly last year >brother doesn’t give a shit about mom >husband and I move mom in with us >mom actually listens to me about Wuhan since Jan >mom has COPD >she’s been prepping and practicing social distancing since February >mom’s company won’t shut down her office
MY DAD DIED IN MY ARMS LAST YEAR AND I DONT WANT TO LOSE MY MOM
>virus lives inside your lungs at 36ºC+ >warm weather will save us!!!
Parker Anderson
It just confusing. It looks like you're saying the total cases in Canada and Italy each day are almost equal You need to have a day count instead of the actual dates. Or two separate datelines.
Thomas Johnson
ZION DON ZION DON ZION DON
Jackson Miller
335 copers loved this tweet.
Daniel Martinez
Thx bro. Where do you get the data?
Jose Evans
>all that talk about chips and IDs >Bill Gates somehow openly talks about it Wild guess - Elites are trying to calm the public in every damn way, including implying that they're kinda behind it. Normies would sooner accept a dystopian globalization effort than an actual world-ending event.
Evan Sanders
> memeflag bitches about genuine bakers shiggy
Luis Miller
Anyone deflecting to China is missing an opportunity to doing exactly what ZOG/neocons/neoliberal corporate cartels want them to do. America is the one exporting fucking racemixing propaganda to our countries. The Bubonic plague didn't cause the damage to europe that the Amerimutt menace has. If you believe the western experts on the origin of this as well, the CCP has been cracking down on these things--that government, far from being an evil menace, has actually massively reduced the disgusting and unhygienic behaviours of Chinese people. In every way blaming the CCP is a deflection; it makes more sense to blame ching-chong in general, but of course the West won't do that (muh racism), and instead directs your anger towards its geopolitical rival
Christian Green
Boomer logic caused all our ills
Blake Cox
>SPAIN just added +448 (+49) WTF? DIDN'T THEY JUST UPDATE LIKE AN HOUR AGO?
When did the shangai shivers start in China? Since they admitted to it around January or late December, would it be reasonable to assume they covered it up for at least a month or 2 and before that it took a month to take traction?
Matthew Powell
roll
Jace Price
Fair enough, thanks bud
Adam Allen
48h too, yep. But only if ten days have passed since you first had symptoms.
Noah Gonzalez
have you noticed how Yas Forums is leaking sometimes to /x/ and vice-versa XD lols
You've just 5 times the number of beds we have for ventilation.
Also, you're testing a lot more pple, which in turn make the figures less important.
As long as your medical system will not be in overflow, you'll keep this very low death rate.
You krauts are at 0.3% We frogs are at 3.6% and Italians are at 8.5%
Just a measurment of the real state of the national public health system.
Bentley Parker
There is something weird going on with German Data, why do you have so few closed cases, your closed case that ends up in death is much higher Maybe it is because stricter laws about personal data???
Tell me again how long was every one at home during the quarantine? Home much money saved up did all those poor chinks have before the start of this? I think I found the reason why it's cause they cut back unlike here in America were everyone will want the government to give them free phone service.
combination of most of your infected being in the lower age ranges and using VW tier counting
Camden Lee
IF someone dies os coronavirus + some previous illness, it's counted as previous illness death. Only people who only died with coronavirus is count as coronavirus death.
Michael Rodriguez
Went to get tested but I'm clear for Covid-19 but I'm HIV positive. What the fuck bros.
Juan Cooper
May
Noah Butler
Planning on suing my work desu, we are considered "essential business." We are an ice cream shop in a tourist hotspot
Gavin Perez
conservative boomers sort themselves out
Levi Wood
the reporting of cases is mandatory, the reporting of closed cases is not
Jayden Gonzalez
What was the earlier number?
Christian Richardson
Accept death, go coof on some jews.
Logan Cox
2020 is the year that Yas Forums was right, and it will go down in history as such. What a time to be alive.
Ryder Rivera
Italy is going down the drain folks: >TP, household products, linen and clothing are forbidden to sell by law in shops.
That's terrible, not possible for the median age to be 63 if the deaths are more than 75% of people older than 69
Alexander Parker
Pwnt
Jonathan Ross
>whatever the CCP says Source is NPR - USA's public radio service
Nolan Gray
FUCK OFF CHINK
Samuel Watson
>Go to sleep last night feeling exhausted >Sore throat >Start sweating like a pig >Heart racing like crazy >Left lung hurts >Muscles in general hurt >Can't sleep >Keep going like this for like 4 hours >Wake up feeling good, no sore throat, a little exhausted but not sick at all D-dit I beat her Yas Forums?
>The new autoproclamed president, Santiago Abascal, has declared that he'll hunt down all the communist to make them build the El Valle de los Caídos 2 in memory of all the victims of the Coronavirus, who are also victims of the communist regime for their incompetence and villany Abascal, no!
About 8 years ago. Mayans were right, normal world ended
Jonathan Robinson
China seems to have won Its containment measures have been effective , and its economy is strong . China has won. It destroyed Europe and the United States. It is now a world leader. Soon everyone will be bowing to China.
Its condition is the best of all countries, its economy is not affected, its competitors are destroyed. This is a sure victory for our brothers over the Western faggots
REMINDER TO FIREBOMB YOUR LOCAL UN AND HIGH GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS THEY CHOSE THIS, THEY HAD THE SAME OR EVEN BETTER INFO THAN ANONS ON Yas Forums AND STILL CHOSE NOT TO ISOLATE CHINA ITS THEIR FAULT >ITS THEIR FAULT ITS THEIR FAULT >ITS THEIR FAULT ITS THEIR FAULT >ITS THEIR FAULT ITS THEIR FAULT >ITS THEIR FAULT ITS THEIR FAULT >ITS THEIR FAULT ITS THEIR FAULT >ITS THEIR FAULT ITS THEIR FAULT >ITS THEIR FAULT ITS THEIR FAULT >ITS THEIR FAULT ITS THEIR FAULT >ITS THEIR FAULT
You know with China getting rekt people should be more worried about clothes than TP. You might now see socks and underwear on the shelve for a long time.
Adam Richardson
TOO MANY NEW ANIME INFO ANNOUNCED TODAY EVERYTHING IS FINE IN JAPAN EVERYTONE IS SAFE IN JAPAN 2020 OLYMPICS CELEBRATION GONNA HAPPEN
You may laugh, but Paella causes you to use 1 toilet paper roll a day
William Perry
Nice try CIA
Justin Wright
There are some articles that Patient Zero might have been infected mid-November. These are just citing CCP's own research, so take them with a grain of salt.
Reminder that every dead boomer saves 400k over ten years. Money that will flow back to the pension funds and the state. Keep an eye on the funding ratios denominator
Lucas Torres
PROPAGANDA OF THE DEED ABOLISH ALL STATES NOW
Sebastian Smith
72 years old french found dead on a scooter in Bali last week tested positive coronavirus
Isn't that what you guys wanted? Seeing a libshit city going in ruin?
Logan Price
I mean they're trying to imply that they got the situation under control, which might not be true. Normies are blind to elites doing fucked up things, but sure they aren't blind to potential epidemic.
Angel Brown
False hope, I'm surprised how quickly shit got bad in March thinking back to February. April is going to be fucking nuts.
Does anyone have an updated version of pic related?
Why are germonies deaths so low today? Why is shitaly recording their deaths in such a retarded inflated way? If that is the case, why are spains deaths following the italian trend?
Hugs are a severe violation of my personal space and require acting like a human on my part, so no.
Easton Evans
Apparently for "avoiding people staying around too long in the shop" and other law interpretations like "buy only essential goods like food".
Henry Jackson
Spain already reported. I'm going for 3k new cases in germany and 7k in italy. Things will slow down in italy in the next week as the curfew happened 12 days ago. It's likely that >we will overtake italy in 2 weeks.
Jonathan Kelly
Reminder that lockdown will hurt us even more than dead boomers will bring us in prosperity
Jason Kelly
He went out doing what he loved. Fuck the ventilator.
Anthony Sullivan
I have a friend that's been and EMT/Ambulance driver for 5+ years and I asked him if there are any really noticeable symptoms that separate coronavirus from regular flu and all of the symptoms he texted me were basically flu symptoms. This is total bullshit.
