/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2353 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 284,516 (+8,960) ► Died: 11,838 (+458)

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Colombia to enter total lockdown, 49 million people
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UK closes bars, restaurants, public places
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Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected
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Nurse in Italy: "We no longer count the dead"
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China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
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>RESEARCH
Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
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100,000 infected in Ohio, health officials estimate
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29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
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Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
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Patient tests negative four times, was infected
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>REMINDER
Finland only testing high risk cases
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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Australia expects 1.5 million infected
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Finland to be put on lockdown, 5 million people
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Nationwide shortages of reagents for testing in the US
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>LATEST CASES
10:24: 558 new cases and 30 new deaths in Belgium.
10:17: 966 new cases and 123 new deaths in Iran.
10:14: 178 new cases in Israel.
09:01: 77 new cases in the Philippines.
08:20: 278 new cases in Austria.
08:10: 153 new cases and 1 new death in Malaysia.
07:44: 9 new deaths in New York state, United States.

>LISTS
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>MORE
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biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.26.919985v1
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs233575
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs714205
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs1978124
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs879922
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs2048683
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs1877752
youtube.com/watch?v=ijuc_Tdlto8
youtube.com/watch?v=Z9fQTS_kEqw
youtube.com/watch?v=IAXaEV6Ojmg
youtube.com/watch?v=LWP1_Q065PQ
youtube.com/watch?v=zF2pXXJIAGM
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foxnews.com/us/coronavirus-killing-more-than-a-person-an-hour-in-nyc
sst.dk/da/corona/tal-og-overvaagning
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8137409/Police-step-stop-selfish-stockpilers-barging-past-pensioners-supermarkets.html
youtube.com/watch?v=aVPIF2AOVhE
youtube.com/watch?v=ekHqP6ZQbVo
youtube.com/watch?v=-fzMr8Qv3aU
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>284534 infected
>11839 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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REMINDER
this virus only kills CHINKS

East Asians have more receptors (over 5 times more) favoring the viral process, specifically ACE2-expressing cells.

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.26.919985v1

No, it isn't just "one guy". Look at the human genome database:

These are all variants known to positively influence the amount of ACE2-expressing cells:

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs233575
East Asian A=1.00
African A=0.988
South Asian A=0.82
American A=0.79
Europe A=0.66

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs714205
East Asian G=0.54
South Asian G=0.47
American G=0.30
Europe G=0.20
African G=0.101

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs1978124
East Asian C=0.99
African C=0.900
South Asian C=0.78
American C=0.71
Europe C=0.53

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs879922
East Asian G=0.96
South Asian G=0.71
American G=0.72
Europe G=0.65
African G=0.454

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs2048683
East Asian G=0.99
African G=0.807
South Asian G=0.80
American G=0.75
Europe G=0.65

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs1877752
East Asian C=0.98
South Asian C=0.71
American C=0.71
Europe C=0.64
African C=0.453

Huge variance across populations, with East Asians usually at the top (meaning highest risk of infection), and Europeans usually at the bottom (meaning lowest risk infection).

2019-nCoV infects you via ACE2 protein receptors in your lungs. Chinese people have 5 times the amount of these in their lungs. Assume an R0 of 4 in China: among whites, 2019-nCoV might have an R0 as low as 4/5.

>americans know chinese spy scientists are sending shit to china
>manufacture virus that only kills chinks in canadian lab
>chinks bring it to wuhan
>it "escapes"
>massively slaughters chinks around the world

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corona footage

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Stop pushing for the "no videos from Italy" narrative. You just need to search on Youtube.

>Bergamo Hospital
youtube.com/watch?v=ijuc_Tdlto8

>Bergamo + Army tranferring dead boomers
youtube.com/watch?v=Z9fQTS_kEqw

>Nurse saying "It's impossible to count deaths now"
youtube.com/watch?v=IAXaEV6Ojmg

>41yo patient +nurse saying "ICU beds are full"
youtube.com/watch?v=LWP1_Q065PQ

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nice crisis actors
literally sandy hoax tier

Bros 5 days ago the thingy that is in your toilet bowl you know the thing that cleans and purifies your toilet water you know the thing that makes it smell nice fell into the toilet and I didn't want to touch it so I've been shitting in my toilet without flushing for 5 days now. now I have been wiping my ass with TP but therein lies the problem because I use 5 rolls a day to cover up the shit with a new layer of TP and it's gotten to the point got my entire toilet bowl it's full of shit and toilet paper and I have to squat so I can shit on top of the pile of shit and TP. Now my entire apt reeks of shit and the fumes are causing me seizures. And I don't know what to do. Do I risk it and flush? I'm tempted to but I don't know if I should risk it because what if my fucking toilet explodes and the shit floods everywhere and like I don't know what to do. Help me Bros

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dead thread
happening over

These videos are crap
Literally shows a normal hospital day

I am starting to think to whole shit is staged

Rate my PrEP boys

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>Dead: 11,826
lol, still only 11,826.
How many days has it been stuck at 11,826? Four days? Five days?

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sexual play with little white girls

Moving too fast

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The Madman posted it

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this is starting to get boring

Still a tiny percentage of normal flu deaths.

Mass hysteria on a global scale.

Most of the world is probably already infected and didn't even notice

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enjoy your microchip

youtube.com/watch?v=zF2pXXJIAGM

MORE THAN 1 MILLION OF DEATHS IN BRAZIL
MORE THAN 1 MILLION OF DEATHS IN BRAZIL
MORE THAN 1 MILLION OF DEATHS IN BRAZIL
MORE THAN 1 MILLION OF DEATHS IN BRAZIL

>ncov
Hello chink
This virus is SARS-CoV-2, something you chinks tried to hide

Very rare Tedros Pepe. Thanks

Are we done?

Most of these have greater 60% spread in the European population too.

GIVE COLLAPSE NOW
FUCK NOTHINGBURGER SHILLS
FUCK THIS GAY SOCIETY
BURN IT DOWN AND REBUILD.

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kek, imagine being such a bug woman not to be able to contain yourself from eating wildlife on camera while working

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agreed, full lockdown over here, people not respecting it and still no collapse YAWN

Why are you still having those threads? A cure was already found. Happening was over like two days ago.

Not enough

Reminder to the CCP shills here that you will never be able to stop God's wrath, your country will end as you know it, you will die for protecting them and you will never feel salvation.

The world will disown China after this passes and you will be left to die as a pahriah.

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Take note this all occurred within the past THREE DAYS and I picked it up off a Chinese propaganda channel. Google them yourself for sources:
>China sends 100K test kits/supplies to Philippines
>China sends 1 million masks to Spain
>China sends more doctors to Italy, totaling 21
>China sends doctors and supplies to Iran
>China sends medical supplies to Czech Republic
>China sends 300k masks to Slovenia
>China sends 1.1 million masks to South Korea
>China sends "Shield Tunneling Machine" to India for highway construction (wut)
>China sends 1 million masks to Belgium
>China sends medical supplies to Serbia
>China sends medical supplies to Japan
>China sends doctors and supplies to Iraq
>China predicts "America stuck with virus until August," currently no supplies sent.

Chinese orders didn't start flying until the past few days, and they've delayed these orders for over a month. Their excuse will be: "We held onto them just in case our people needed them." They're swooping in now that shit is hitting the fan to look like heroes.

Also, they're pushing "European Solidarity" really hard on their propaganda pages now with these shipments. It was reasonable for countries to think that they couldn't get products, but now they show up in perfect coordination for good press. This is their PR stunt to combat public backlash. Stand strong with China bros :^)

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Yes

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Gary ain't anything else you ought to do?

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Just when I thought it gets boring...

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Fuck the communist party.

>Iran suggests social distancing measures could end in three weeks. President Hassan Rouhani said social distancing measures to combat the coronavirus outbreak in the country will only need to be applied for two to three weeks as he expects the crisis to ease by then.

Deaths slowing in Iran. Happening over.

seems like black don't die from it

i cant take a shit.
because i have no TOILET PAPER!

Threadly reminder for burgerbros that our electrical infrastructure is balancing on a needles edge and if shit gets too bad and the wage slave living at the power plant runs away, everything stops.

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We are all done

Waiting for the day when Corona-Chan beats cancer

The communist party will die in its sleep tonight.

Remember that if you LARP as infected without proof your mother will die in her sleep and you'll get visited by corona chan too.

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FLORIDA ARE YOU OKAY

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Lol yest the do Mr. Somali

I'm now scared to buy groceries after that flipbro supposedly got it after he bought grocery.

Also thready reminder to not ever trust the CDC because they can't tell the difference between Corona-Chan and fucking Water.

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Well. I did anticipate this but.. probably a bit late to get a tent now.

CATCH CORONA-CHAN, BILL!

im going to the store today what should i get to prep already have enough beanz and rice and canned foods and water

Yeah. It's not my fault these normies don't follow reality. Fuck em

What is the recommended /cvg/ movies, series and animes to watch to?

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>unable to clean with your own tongue
user, I feel sorry for you

sauce pls

Then I hope coronachan does the job

look at the US go

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I WANT CORONA CHAN TO INFECT ALL OF US

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 47,021 (4,032) Spain 24,926 (1,326) Iran 20,610 (1,556) Germany 20,581 (72) United States 19,775 (276) France 12,612 (450) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 6,186 (58) United Kingdom 3,983 (177) Netherlands 2,994 (106) Belgium 2,815 (67) Austria 2,719 (7) Norway 1,995 (7) Sweden 1,657 (16) Denmark 1,326 (13) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (4) Canada 1,087 (12) Australia 1,068 (7) Japan 1,007 (35) Brazil 978 (11) Israel 883 (1) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Ireland 683 (3) Turkey 670 (9) Luxembourg 670 (8) Pakistan 534 (3) Greece 495 (10) Indonesia 450 (38) Poland 439 (5) Ecuador 426 (7) Thailand 411 (1) Singapore 385 (2) Slovenia 341 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Bahrain 305 (1) Egypt 285 (8) India 283 (5) Hong Kong 273 (4) Peru 263 (4) Russia 253 (1) Iraq 208 (17) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) Lebanon 187 (4) Croatia 168 (1) Argentina 158 (3) Taiwan 153 (2) San Marino 151 (14) …

>LATEST CHANGES
China +41 (+7) Spain +3,355 (+233) Iran +966 (+123) Germany +733 (+4) United States +392 (+20) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +571 (+2) Belgium +558 (+30) Austria +70 (+1) Denmark +71 (+4) Portugal +260 (+6) Malaysia +153 (+1) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore (+2) Philippines +77 (+1) Mexico +39 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +5 (+1) Paraguay (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) Norway +36 Sweden +18 Australia +140 Brazil +8 Czech Republic +92 Israel +178 Pakistan +33 Finland +62 Iceland +64 Poland +14 Thailand +89 Romania +59 Estonia +23 Bahrain +7 India +34 Hong Kong +17 South Africa +38 Lebanon +10 Kuwait +17 Croatia +38 Armenia +24 Colombia +13 Taiwan +18 Serbia +14 Bulgaria +15 Latvia +13 Hungary +18 Algeria +1 …

>FULL LISTS
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you buy a fucking gun and ammo if any are left. at this point i'd even take birdshot 20 gauge over nothing at all. even a bow and arrow are better than no ranged weapon.
you should've started 3 months ago, me and my family all prepped together and I even have additional rations of my own secretly hidden away

*Sells
They're selling all this equipment
They're literally profiteering from a crises they caused

Fpbp

those KAG hats look like absolute shit!
might cost him the election

>No German will die to coronavirus!
>There will be no deaths in Germany!
>The death rate in Germany will be low!
>Only old and weak will die in Germany!

Why are normie news shitting on people buying food?
>hurrr, supply lines are secure, don't worry.
As if the government and news are still trustworthy.
But that's not even the issue. I just don't want to go out among people every few days, so I rather buy food for a few days more. (have a bunch, just need some milk and will grab some flour while I am there. Amazon Pantry doesn't deliver for 2 more weeks)
So on one hand you are told to stay home, but then you also shouldn't buy food, that allows you to say home for a longer duration?
Fucking NPCs all of them.

Like my coworker.
One Thursday he got pissed because I told him to keep his distance, then literally next Monday we all switched to Homeoffice, stores put down markers on the ground as guides for safe distancing and people go mental.

Normies will NEVER react until it's already too late.
And since you are always a step ahead they will ridicule and blame you for anything, until they get the News + Twitter approval to now modify their behavior to whatever is sanctioned now.

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nice thighs

I hope you got a hazmat suit

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**MAJOR SHILL DETECTED**
sourcing ABC, CBS, TODAY, EuroNews
Kys

Witnessed

Alcoholic or collapsing Coronachan'd pasta?
Though these aren't mutually exclusive
1/2

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denounce your mother or the Chinese communist party will die in its sleep tonight

Commies of all kind should just be gassed t b h

Every day I see you post is a good day.
Thank you, based Gary.

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LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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Alcoholic or collapsing Coronachan'd pasta?
Though these aren't mutually exclusive
2/2

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...

Wala ako nyan. Putangina dapat umuwi na ako sa province last month. Bwiset.

SHEEEEEIT

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Libya should be next

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>"Coronavirus killing more than one person an hour in NYC"
ruh roh raggy
foxnews.com/us/coronavirus-killing-more-than-a-person-an-hour-in-nyc

agreed. i bought a MAGA hat just for the memes and memories but honestly its a pretty catchy item. KAG doesn't quite have the same tone, and the font is 3 times too big.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE

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My coronachan can't possibly be this cute

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>abc news
>cbs news
>NBC news
Its fucking nothing faggot

average african age is very low

hella based

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>wake up with two corona symptoms
>weird right calf pain
>headache
>no fever or cough though
>mfw
I'm in the 0-death year range so I should be safe but
what do I do? what should I eat? what drugs should I take (if any)?

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It could be staged.

what kind of grocery shop he went in?
mall aircon type for rich people or just a regular open wet market?

How's America like?

How do you validate that there's no human rights among us the Chinese in China?

Thank you Hans

shit

fuck

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They're on track for the high score at least
UK is putting up rookie numbers

The virus is a front for the next phase of African Cattle Planet™ since 1789. This phase is about killing boomers (in order to finish off the voting denographics as brown youth will vote for tyranny), cashless society , bagging patriots and them dying of "Corona", repopulation with "climate refugees" and then preparing of the chipped population where you can't buy or sell without the vaccine.

The virus was never meant to last long or kill us all, just last long enough and kill enough. Pay attention to laws being passed and proposals (in the UK for example they are about to just force through 100 pages of laws in a day and Boris has proposed mas testing so people can prove they had the illness and have recovered).

Pic related. It's over.

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Libya stopped existing years ago
It splintered into 3 parts and the one that's internationally recognized as the interim government has basically no power whatsoever

You don't have it

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>10:24: 558 new cases and 30 new deaths in Belgium.

It's the end my dear wafflenigger compatriots

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Faggot storyteller. Shill harder

>>weird right calf pain
How is this a corona symptom? Think you might be panicking a bit. No fever or cough = nothing to worry about

Pandemic? More like PLandemic by the dems and the deepstate to bungle Trumps campaign and the MAGA movement.

Can't find the movie list rn, but almost everything is IMDB < 7. Would recommend animes.

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It's a beautiful metaphor for this epidemic. Had you just touched it initially it would have been much easier. Now that your toilet is clogged you have to go through TP and literal shit to get it out. Had you taken it initially it would have been bad, but not as bad as atm.

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5 million to die

>I'm in the 0-death year range so I should be safe
Yeah, you are only in the permanent health damage range. But it's fine like you said.

I thought favelados had disgusting habits, Europeans are topping them.

Tiananmen Square, for one

natural selection

FFFFLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>178 new cases in Israel
Some good news to wake up to today!
Normies rioting will do more damage than the virus alone, take freedoms away shit goes down typically.
For now water and electricity are not an issue, during a hurricane most people go nuts within a week so will take longer to go stir crazy.

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I'll see you in hell

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REMINDER that 30-50% of staff at US research labs is Chinese

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honestly...
Why contain it? Let them do corona-chan's work for us

HOLY FUCK I'm mad.

>boomer parents won't stay out of stores
>i fucking warned them to prep months ago
everyone in the house has a wheeze because of it
>they don't think they have corona
>i have a really bad coughing fit
>i cover my mouth and cough away from them
>mom covers her nose with her shirt

I CAUGHT THIS FROM YOU FUCKS
I NEVER LEFT THE HOUSE
I'M SICK BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOU THINK I'M THE ONE INFECTING YOU
FUCKING FUCK

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yes burgers, do eeet !

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It’s the consequence of not having an inner voice/conscience

How are you hunkering down for this thing? I've always rinsed my mouth with listerine from a very young age. I feel like Trump's being muzzled by the American media.

>double your death today
yeah it begins

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/ptg/ npc detected

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ANTI-SHILL INFORMATION

GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT

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STOP MASTURBATING IMMEDIATLEY
URGENT MESSAGE
MASTURBATION INCREASES THE RISK OF SARS-COV COMPLICATION BY OVER EXCITING YOUR INNATE IMMUNE SYSTEM AND RELEASING ESSENTIAL NUTRIENTS FROM YOUR BODY LIKE IRON AND ZINC

STOP COMMING IMMEDIATLEY

DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GO NOFAP, AND NOW.

STOP FAPPING BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.

lol, get coughed on

> everyone has an insectoid build.

This is china mate

pretty gud
i want the incest ending

lol
my baking soda intake will save my fat ass from Corona-chan's futa dicking!

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Update from Denmark:

>Number of confirmed infected: 1326 (+100)
(Beware minimal testing being done in Denmark. Only in bad cases are people tested)
>Number of people tested: 11657
>Confirmed infected in hospital: 206 (+11%)
>Confirmed infected in ICU: 42 (+14%)
>Confirmed infected in ventilators: 35 (+9%)
>Confirmed infected dead: 13 (+4 dead)

Source: sst.dk/da/corona/tal-og-overvaagning

[Pic related is number of confirmed infected distributed for age and sex. Blue = men, Red = Women]

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>wake up
>calf pain
>headache

It's just dehydration

did I miss something, what's up with the lemurs?

This is usually how it goes

>something looming on the horizon
>try to warn normies
>they laugh it off
>the thing gets closer so you prepare
>normies laugh at you
>thing gets even closer
>normies not laughing anymore, now they're slightly irritated both by the thing and you
>thing is just around the corner
>normies nervous
>one half of normies decide to prepare, other half in denial
>thing comes finally
>the other half of normies that didn't prepare are now angry that there's not much stuff left
>they're mainly angry at you for "insert whatever reason here"
>they blindly accept anything the gooberment tells them

I'm guessing the next step would be normies ratting on you or coming for your supplies since they know you have them

does it have to be virus related? If not then I recommend Interspecies Reviewers if you want something funny and lighthearted. Typical fantasy world but the heroes adventure is based around have sex with women of all species.

If you want something more serious I just finished Gundam Thunderbolt. Its two movies but the soundtrack is pretty damn good and some scenes hit you in the feels pretty hard.

>thousands of college students on spring break travel to miami
>2 weeks later, boomer bodies line the streets of downtown
well that's one way to fix social security deficits, I guess

Realistically, what would happen if you stuck a fork in a power outlet?

This pandemic is like the World Health Olympics. I Germany and China Winning atm
Amerifats sure to lose millions
wonder how Straya will do

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Goodbye country where people shoot at tornadoes

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SPAIN RESUME
ALMOST 25,000 INFECTED (24.926)
1,326 DEATHS (+324 IN ONE DAY)
>ALMOST 25,000 INFECTED (24.926)
>1,326 DEATHS (+324 IN ONE DAY)
ALMOST 25,000 INFECTED (24.926)
1,326 DEATHS (+324 IN ONE DAY)
>ALMOST 25,000 INFECTED (24.926)
>1,326 DEATHS (+324 IN ONE DAY)
ALMOST 25,000 INFECTED (24.926)
1,326 DEATHS (+324 IN ONE DAY)
>ALMOST 25,000 INFECTED (24.926)
>1,326 DEATHS (+324 IN ONE DAY)
ALMOST 25,000 INFECTED (24.926)
1,326 DEATHS (+324 IN ONE DAY)
>ALMOST 25,000 INFECTED (24.926)
>1,326 DEATHS (+324 IN ONE DAY)
ALMOST 25,000 INFECTED (24.926)
1,326 DEATHS (+324 IN ONE DAY)
>ALMOST 25,000 INFECTED (24.926)
>1,326 DEATHS (+324 IN ONE DAY)
ALMOST 25,000 INFECTED (24.926)
1,326 DEATHS (+324 IN ONE DAY)
>ALMOST 25,000 INFECTED (24.926)
>1,326 DEATHS (+324 IN ONE DAY)
ALMOST 25,000 INFECTED (24.926)
1,326 DEATHS (+324 IN ONE DAY)
>ALMOST 25,000 INFECTED (24.926)
>1,326 DEATHS (+324 IN ONE DAY)
ALMOST 25,000 INFECTED (24.926)
1,326 DEATHS (+324 IN ONE DAY)
>ALMOST 25,000 INFECTED (24.926)
>1,326 DEATHS (+324 IN ONE DAY)
ALMOST 25,000 INFECTED (24.926)
1,326 DEATHS (+324 IN ONE DAY)
>ALMOST 25,000 INFECTED (24.926)
>1,326 DEATHS (+324 IN ONE DAY)

ITALY YOU ARE GONNA LOSE YOUR RANK!

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Check. Soon user

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8137409/Police-step-stop-selfish-stockpilers-barging-past-pensioners-supermarkets.html

n-NOOOO DONT COOF ON ME

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She made it to Madagascar

I live in the boonies on my own land. The closest person is 7 miles away. Grow my own food and raise chickens, I'm 100% safe.

way ahead of you. I'm over 50 days into nofap

youtube.com/watch?v=aVPIF2AOVhE

>Be nigger
>Live in nigger desert
>Dont grow past age 30
>Dont get killed by disease that kills eldery
>Hmmmmmm
Youre just used to seeing old niggers in your country. Now smoke a cig and take a nap.

sayonara
> we'll all have that asshole somebody who'll infect us dead

the only hoax is your ignorance.

youtube.com/watch?v=ekHqP6ZQbVo

how long till japan stops this olympics bullshit??

prepper prepper load the pantry
I come over having munchie
looter is lazy
looter is cool
stealing your labor 'cuz you're a fool
stop your coofing
stop your whining
while you're dying I will be dining

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S-Spain? Are you okay?

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daily update about my mother

55 yo, coof of doom started tuesday, fever, aching body.
Now she is coof attack free , fever free still tired, is eating normally again

Her boss though came from back from holiday to morocco, 70yo, and its not going well with him, also a recovered cancer patient.

there are going to be some lucky neets who will be the only ones with working reproductive organs in their local area.

eh

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stop spamming

God speed lad.

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its like an orgasmX100

Nice try Ching Chong

you first.

Please go to a synagogue. Cough as much as possible. Lick things, do everything you can user. Leave the house, you've already gotten it.

We Death Stranding now?

Based farmer.

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>324 dead in one day already
>4 weeks behind Italy’s curve

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enjoy your prostate cancer.

Didn't UK already confirm cases before?

Lmao everyone did some bad stuff back then retard

because there's no shortage of food just brainlets panic buying more than they need or can store, I'm going to go arround and take photos of all the uneaten food getting thrown out over the next few weeks

Kill all communists

leaf

Do you know when Spain was at 1k infected? I want to know how long Australia has before it gets to where you are. Then again, I can just do the math myself. 1k now and double every 3 days is... 2 weeks until we're at your numbers. The 2 weeks meme is real.

it would be extremely painful

I prefer the older corona-chan with nice jugs as well.
Everyone keeps ignoring her thinking it's just the flu and they will be very sorry.

Fuck Xi and the ccp

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Really isn't
It's as Italian as fucking your sister

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Well you'll have to cut the middle part of the fork so that only 2 of the fork (sharp end ?) go in the outlet in the + & - , then the current will pass to your body and into the ground but if you live in a civilized country your house has a breaker that senses the current that goes in the ground and cuts everything so it would work for a few seconds then nothing

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*tips*

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you posted this already like 1000 threads ago you shortstack roastie
nice legs tho

>nearly everyone is surgical masks
spread of Corona-chan slow
>CDC tells Americans masks are useless
spread of Corona-chan fast

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>youtube.com/watch?v=-fzMr8Qv3aU
Remember at the end off all this who should be held accountable

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so what the gary bot just reposts the current death count as the same for the past 5 days with the same copy pasta?

i dont understand