/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2352 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

where tf is Antarctica user?

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>Czech Ubermench confiremd!

>925 cases
>0 deatchs
>4 recoveries

Just 200 more and we more Ubermench than Germany!
Lets go!

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BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just want my BAT SOUP with 3 dipping sauces all delivered by door dash!!!!

GIVE ME MY BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This pandemic is a lot harder for men because for every 1 dollar we lose women only lose 79 cents.

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Seeing how it’s taken hold in Italy and China and Spain once in takes hold on african countries this will spread like wildfire. Poor infrastructure countries like Colombia and Burma and The Sudan will have no chance, by the end of the year deaths could be in the tens of millions

i heard if you tag things more often, they become more immune to the coof

Give it a few days pal

GAD ZUKES for BAT SOUP

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Spain midday update

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Is there a 250k artwork yet?

Don't even need that threat I'm doing it anyway, fuck China and the CCP that caused all this

That’ll ruin the Grand Prix

heard rumours about nationwide lockdown in the US beginning on Monday-Tuesday

Here she is in all her glory. Everyone say hello to corona-chan.

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Anyone remember those amerifaggots two weeks ago?
>Nothing burger. Wake me up when a major US city is under lock down.
Wonder where they went.

Daily reminder that the real number of infected is well into the millions, of not tens of millions, and the true death rate is like 0.2%

Huh...

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I don't need threats to do that.

F U C K T H E C C P

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What?

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Can someone explain the Italian crematorium situation to me? If So many more people die from regular flu, heart attacks, accidents etc how does an additional 3k deaths in the whole country causes overload on the crematorium?

Be UK
>4K confirmed
>117 deaths

Meanwhile in Austria
>2.6 confirmed
>7 deaths

UK will get fucked so hard by this. And all of this because Boris wasted weeks of time cause of the /herd/

This virus is harder on white people since niggers are only 2/3 of a normal person.

300k soon?

> chicom no more

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When are we getting the new version after the 200k+ one?

This is accelerating incredibly fast, we rare just about to hit 300k, dunno what intervals the artists wants to do

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I do it daily

They couldn't wake up.

Is it me, or is this happening lame?

>Wonder where they went.
Locked down probably lmao

Amazon wagie here, we're still going to deliver all your shit or die coofing. We're expecting Christmas season numbers for next week and all of April. Remember to disinfect your packages!

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We're hitting 300k today bros.

so what the gary bot just reposts the current death count as the same for the past 5 days with the same copy pasta?

i dont understand

cute and smol

>Bad news
Looks like I'm infected as well despite my autistic precautions
>Good news
But hey, at least I can meet my gramps soon. Can't wait to tell my disappointing life with him at the other side haha!

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ugly bitch would not bang 3/10

Yeah everyone and my dog heard about that, the USA is too be to police every inch but expect national guard and checkpoints in big cities especially where there’s a high concentration of Nogs

Thanks

Its long overdue.

But we will manage I think. Went first with the really strong measures and it has been a week. In a week we should see the cases move away from Italy and towards Worst Korea

At work we have to now

-Be 6 feet away from each other
-You can't use a stall next to one that's occupied
-All tables only have two chairs only
-They disabled microwaves next to each so we can't use half the microwaves

Shit, nigger, where you at?

Fuck China and their CCP.

70k recovered, yeah right.
If you remove their numbers the fatality rate is 30%

rip in hell

People are strongly against cremation here, they want a dignified sepolture.

Will this really become seasonal?

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Tl;dr normies need to be psyopped into thinking that everything is under control enough to not stockpile toilet paper but also fear the virus enough to stay inside. Instead right now we see people in many countries going shopping like they will never see food again and going out to party like it's the end of the world and likewise their last chance to have a good time.

Looks like Belgium is off to the races, please take out those EU fucks in Brussels. All they had to do was close borders and ground air traffic back in February but they chose to monitor the situation saying everything was fine. Enjoy your mass graves.
Safe and comfy I presume?

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Fed Ex showed up to my door in a fucking uhaul truck.

Stay safe anons, NUCfags, I'm sorry for what is about to happen to you guys, sameas Cali anons but we said in January to get out of the cities and bug out, you should have listened to us but you called us pananoid.

Yas Forums is always right, always heed those words. Also get fucked CCP, Russia will leave your side soon and you will be left to die from the world hands, no amount of overdrive damage control will stop the amount of pain that you will feel for the attempt to re-write the word of god. I dispies you all and you deserve it.

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>Sweden 1 623 confirmed
>2 deaths
We're also going for the herd™

HOW THE FUCK YOU DEAL WITH ANXIETY!?

fuck man,these next two weeks are going to be insane,i honestly feel like that the big redpill for the normies about how serious this is is about to drop

Herro

Do you not understand geopolitics lad maybe that’s why you lost the Sudetenland. Countries list deaths as pneumonia to push down figures

tell us more, negrito

Dat 2 dollar raise and double overtime tho.

smoke weed

based and fuckchinapilled

The whole world is turning into autistic shut ins lmao

Go to uni and you'll learn how to handle anxiety.

>Survivors will be immunocompromised
so airborne SUPER AIDS like the pajeet paper said?

t. I'd rather get killed by chung virus than stay at home.
>i'm so bored guyse, I simply cannot fathom how one can stay inside for THREE (3) consecutive days, Isn't that kurazy? Fuck this shit let's rioot #whoswithme
Meanwhile Africans are fucking dieing from lack of food and basic medicine. You people are disgusting shitters and you deserve the culling that is to come.
checked

Where were YOU when God destroyed communism?

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Guitar, whittling and reading

Buy your favorite drinks and watch the chaos at home.

nope. it's always-on

How exactly do you get weed in a lockdown?

How do I stop my dumbass boomer parents from going to family gatherings.

I've tried to scare them into it isolation with the 1/5 people hospitalized and china welding patients into their apartments etc. to show how serious the situation is.

But "It's FAMILY you cant miss a birthday stop panicking"

I'd prefer them not to die.

Delivery services and supply lines are critical right now.

Lol right? I could call off work, but then someone else will have to take my place.

isn't that great?

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It's a good thing I practiced being an autistic shut-in for decades

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YES

Keep smoking and die, disgusting pothead

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Fucking chineses must be destroyed for what they've done.

FUCK CHINA

Pic related

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>tfw fever
any /water/ bros here?

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I denounce them

Your in fucking denial if you think you will be safe once it takes hold like in Persia it’s too late. Stay indoors every word the government tell you is a lie expect that

>How do I stop my dumbass boomer parents from going to family gatherings.
>china welding patients into their apartments
you know what to do

Denounced.

>3 days
Delusional. This shit will last no less than 6 months. It will be over when governments give up or riots force them to lift the quarantines, whichever comes first.

Stop pushing for the "no videos from Italy" narrative. You just need to search on Youtube.

>Bergamo Hospital
youtube.com/watch?v=ijuc_Tdlto8

>Bergamo + Army tranferring dead boomers
youtube.com/watch?v=Z9fQTS_kEqw

>Nurse saying "It's impossible to count deaths now"
youtube.com/watch?v=IAXaEV6Ojmg

>41yo patient +nurse saying "ICU beds are full"
youtube.com/watch?v=LWP1_Q065PQ

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Fuck this bullshit. The turned this shithole to a stupid dictatorship. You can't leave except for working, it doesn't matter if you take a crowded bus or train.
Supermarkets are also crowded and shelves empty.

Exercise, if you have a backyard or a private open space then don't stay inside all day.
Try to learn something new like a skill and sleep well.

Paanong nainfect ka?

Found the nigger

Complete nothing burger yet everyone is freaking out. Doctors have even said this is just another flu, government insanity to scare everyone into fucking up the stock market. Well done guys!

Hanami parties are beginning.

Will cherry blossoms be the catalyst for the explosion here?

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 47,021 (4,032) Spain 24,926 (1,326) Iran 20,610 (1,556) Germany 20,142 (70) United States 19,774 (275) France 12,612 (450) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 5,711 (57) United Kingdom 3,983 (177) Netherlands 2,994 (106) Belgium 2,815 (67) Austria 2,695 (7) Norway 1,995 (7) Sweden 1,657 (16) Denmark 1,326 (13) Malaysia 1,183 (4) Canada 1,087 (12) Australia 1,068 (7) Portugal 1,020 (7) Japan 1,007 (35) Brazil 977 (11) Israel 883 (1) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Ireland 683 (3) Turkey 670 (9) Luxembourg 670 (8) Pakistan 534 (3) Greece 495 (10) Indonesia 450 (38) Poland 439 (5) Ecuador 426 (7) Thailand 411 (1) Singapore 385 (2) Slovenia 341 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Bahrain 298 (1) Egypt 285 (8) India 283 (5) Hong Kong 273 (4) Peru 263 (4) Russia 253 (1) Iraq 208 (17) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) Lebanon 187 (4) Croatia 168 (1) Argentina 158 (3) Taiwan 153 (2) San Marino 151 (14) …

>LATEST CHANGES
China +41 (+7) Spain +3,355 (+233) Iran +966 (+123) Germany +294 (+2) United States +391 (+19) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +96 (+1) Belgium +558 (+30) Austria +46 (+1) Denmark +71 (+4) Malaysia +153 (+1) Portugal (+1) Luxembourg +186 (+3) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore (+2) Philippines +77 (+1) Mexico +39 (+1) Burkina Faso +24 (+2) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +5 (+1) Paraguay (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) Norway +36 Sweden +18 Australia +140 Brazil +7 Czech Republic +71 Israel +178 Pakistan +33 Finland +53 Iceland +64 Poland +14 Thailand +89 Romania +59 Estonia +23 India +34 Hong Kong +17 South Africa +38 Lebanon +10 Kuwait +17 Croatia +38 Armenia +24 Colombia +13 Taiwan +18 Serbia +14 Bulgaria +15 Latvia +13 Hungary +18 Algeria +1 Vietnam +1 …

>FULL LISTS
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I gotchu famm

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You know your standard neet issue 1 litre piss bottle?
Imagine it with 0.9 litres of piss in
And you still have to piss
So you think fuck it and use it anyway
Whereupon the piss overflows and goes everywhere

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Just choose to not be anxious.

fuck off ccp nigger

Unironically relax and take a deep breath, and try exercising. Rationalising doesn't really help much, but you can still try to tell yourself to calm down

t. diagnosed with anxiety disorder

Your welcome

kek what a bitch

and then they will "forget" to lift the restrictions

Why are there people recording there in the first place? Who's authorizing them? No wonder people die in hospitals when shit like this is allowed.

Fuck the CCP

Bro Spain has been a dictatorship for like forever you’re a bit new to this democracy thing thought you’d find it easy

Of course at NCR somewhere in Guadalupe.
Feverish with sore throat and gasping for air. Don't even need to test myself because it's pretty obvious that this is it. Travel history? None and probably I got this when doing groceries a couple of weeks to go.

To all remaining flipniggers here, stop going to crowded places or don't even think of diving to market to buy your stuff. If there's a delivery service do it and disinfect whatever shit you buy.

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Here by a lot less bites than a couple of weeks ago

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Why is he so fucking smug?

Sheeit man, I'd have done that for free.
F U C K C H I N A
F U C K T H E P O O H

GIVE ME MY FUCKING COLLAPSE NOW

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drink vodka my dude

Good luck when the food runs low paki

if i'm really drunk i'll just lay down on the floor and piss all over myself and treat it like a sexual experience. honestly the hot liquid spewing across my body feels pretty erotic and enjoyable. what has NEETdom done to me.

apologise

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FUCK THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY

It’s punishment for all the normies who shit on the NEET life

jerking it to Corona-chan, comfy in bed!

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Fuck the CCP!

FUCK THE CCP

>Implying i need a threat to call the CCP on their bullshit
China is 100% guilty and i hope you guys are writting down all that is happening to release it one day.

whos the artist tho he deserves more credit

Normal flu death rate is 0.1%

Shit like this doesnt happen for 2x normal flu...

Current infections not in the millions - yet...

Exponential maths is not your strength...

Rate is at least 2% which means millions dead in us alone

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>chinese death numerals
Your wish has been granted Mario

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

Go back to twitter Bill

shit

burgers policy in a nutshell
* blame China
* moar sanctions especially on the more impacted countries
* basically do nothing at home

When dead will pile by the millions in USA, China will finally emerge as the reference superpower that prefer sending mask or test than sending bombs or imposing sanctions.

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nice filename and source.
>how do you know it's fake?
spacing gives it all away

They did the same here. 2 says latter a full lockdown was declared. Be sure to prep mate.

The Chinese communist party is very bad and evil.
Your mother will die in her sleep faggot

even serpentza
named is correctly youtube.com/watch?v=MR-m2vnpEmM

fuck

Everyone sneezing and coughing because of allergies. yeah that could be bad.

But Japanese people are smart enough to wear masks and keep distance. Hard to say.
How crowded are these parties usually?

Sorry to hear that senpai. Age? Preconditions? Smoker?

you abuse drugs and alcohol newfriend. go to your local liquor store, buy the cheapest vodka you can get per liter and just keep drinking until shitposting is enough to get you by. Do that for a decade and then you'll be your average Yas Forums user.

You plan before hand and make sure you have 3 oz to get you through till the first crop comes through
I mean, you were here on /cvg/ in early feb and started prepping didn't you user?

*it