AUS/POL/ - 1000 CLUB EDITION #5

Evening lads.

>Four cruise ships given special permission to dock in Australia despite 30-day coronavirus ban
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-21/coronavirus-four-cruise-ships-dock-australia-national-ban/12077824

>Australia surges past 1,000 coronavirus cases as infections rise again in NSW
sbs.com.au/news/australia-surges-past-1-000-coronavirus-cases-as-infections-rise-again-in-nsw

>Coronavirus Australia live updates: PM considers suburb lockdowns as Bondi Beach closes
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-live-updates/live-coverage/779032ad17aa8c6ee7f5e66e29c4a859

>Australia will 'shut down overnight' if coronavirus hits truckies
watoday.com.au/national/western-australia/australia-will-shut-down-overnight-if-coronavirus-hits-truckies-20200320-p54cf7.html

>Bondi Beach closed over crowds amid coronavirus pandemic
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-21/bondi-beach-closed-over-crowds-amid-coronavirus-pandemic/12077618

>From 4:00pm on Tuesday, anyone arriving from interstate or overseas into the Northern Territory will have to self-isolate for 14 days due to new strict border controls.
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-21/northern-territory-strict-new-covid-19-border-laws/12078048

>Press Releases
SA: sahealth.sa.gov.au/wps/wcm/connect/public content/sa health internet/about us/news and media/all media releases
ACT: health.act.gov.au/about-our-health-system/novel-coronavirus-covid-19
VIC: dhhs.vic.gov.au/media-hub-coronavirus-disease-covid-19
NSW: health.nsw.gov.au/news/Pages/default.aspx
NT: securent.nt.gov.au/alerts/coronavirus-covid-19
QLD: health.qld.gov.au/news-events/doh-media-releases
TAS: dhhs.tas.gov.au/news
WA: ww2.health.wa.gov.au/News/Media-releases-listing-page

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>ban cruise ships from docking in Australia
>a cruise ship with dozens of corona cases still docks in Sydney anyway

Wtf????

There's like 1 asian family that runs a restaurant in a town 20km away, these city dwelling chinks are so shameless they didn't really care everyone instantly knew what they were up to until they got told to fuck off.

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HeeuuuuuYAAA

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>Police could patrol Sydney's most popular beaches as the NSW government attempts to enforce a limit of 500 people, following outrage at the dense crowds of beachgoers who flocked to Bondi on Friday and Saturday amid the coronavirus pandemic.

>Waverley Council has temporarily closed Bondi, Bronte and Tamarama beaches after NSW Police Minister David Elliott said the NSW government would enforce restrictions on crowds at beaches, with lifesavers to withdraw from the beaches and alert police when crowds exceed that number.

What the fuck, just leave it closed you goddamned morons

Hey lads so I have the option of moving to the house I'm about to buy out rural NSW soon or stick around in Shitbourne for another year for work while I consider suicide and then moving up
Any suggestions
Also I'm the cuck user who just found out that my gf has been cheating on me for over 2 years with multiple guys

>2 weeks ago
>sister and mum were still planning on going on a cruise, tried talking them out of it to no avail
>they didn't end up going only because the cruise got cancelled

Fuck I'm glad I moved out.

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I had planned to spend this year travelling aus, I left in Jan, originally from melb, now in SA, eyre peninsula. I'm solo, and camp away from people, only contact is when I go to the market or fuel station.

Should I keep going or go back to melbourne?

Pros of continuing what I'm doing:
I'm isolated,
I've been pretty much isolated since the end of Jan. I can stay in the bush for 2 weeks at a time, only go to town to get more food/water.
I'm not stuck in a house
If there's a total collapse I could survive on the kangaroos I run over.

Cons:
If I get sick in the middle of nowhere I'll be fucked
When lockdowns come they might force me to go home (they can't really)
If there's a total collapse some cunt might kill me as I sleep for my landcruiser/camper
I don't have a gun


What should I do?

close them off to locals only that'll cut the numbers by a large amount

Give it another 2 weeks mate, see how it goes from there. Fuck, haven't been camping for ages, jelly as.

>How else am I gonna surf bruh?

if your parents/grandparents are still alive, go to where they are. might be the last chance you get to ever see them again

Bet they were selling ibis, freshwater duck and turtle meat.

yea, that was my plan. I already had a lot of canned food/noodles/rice because it's impossible to cook most places because of the flies. I just got some more today, and will get more tomorrow.

I don't have grandparents but I have parents, my dad is a smoker so he is not likely to make it if he gets sick, I'm also a smoker (struggling to quit) I'll probably die too if I catch it. but fuck it, if I die I die. FUCKING CHINKS. I hope China gets nuked.

why are the normies figuratively and literally burying their head in the sand surrounding this fucking crisis, i'm silently freaking the fuck out watching stock markets crash around the world, supermarket shelves becoming emptier and emptier, losing two jobs and also looking forward to the prospects of not being able to pay rent to the fucking malignant indifference of our landlords. the general public see it as some kind of minor inconvenience, it's disturbing and frustrating.

>creating mass job losses and economic damage so that 80+ year olds who have a 5% chance of dying in the next 6 months anyway don't get a disease that has a 10% chance of killing them

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Who's the biggest cunt in Australia?

Find a local aboriginal tribe and live with them.

go back to where your parents are, and ditch the durries for a vape, you will save so much cash

fuck melbourne and your whore ex
move asap

your mother

I was actually thinking of going to the NT before they close borders. But I want to stay near the beach so I can shower without wasting water, obviously not going to get any more TP... fucking hoarding boomer cunts..

All me.

>the freedom of the west is also dependent on the collapse of china
Why are brainlets so terrified of China? Discuss.

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>bro asians are model immigrants
Follow them home and minecraft

Aight I'm convinced
Will give my leave next week

SCOVID AND THE COVFEFE-19

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I was at coober pedy a few days ago and their market was stocked. they even had TP.. I'm spewing I didn't buy any extra. because ceduna and whyalla are all out.

Why do you argue on the basis that anyone who has a different opinion to you must be of low intelligence? Discuss

where abouts in rural nsw?

>south australia considering closing its borders

Fuck sake. Going to be great being stuck in another state while my family all die

SA are closing their border

adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/premier-steven-marshall-moves-to-isolate-sa-as-coronavirus-surges/news-story/7af5d4533d115f18f6e9eefe67410f50

TAS closed
NT closed

>Shitbourne
>Also I'm the cuck user who just found out that my gf has been cheating on me for over 2 years with multiple guys
How many of them were Somalis?

I predict WA will follow suit soon

How do you report these chinks on ebay and will it even work? I know people are getting into shit in Yankville doing it on Amazon.

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Anna and Gladys wouldn't close QLD and NSW.

Their hand rubbing will only intensify

Time for bed, thanks for the enthralling conversations last thread.

Take care

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Have you got the blue landcruiser wagon, you were posting on /out? a while back

Because not all opinions are equally valid you fucking idiot.

Ninight m8

who here /ubereatsdriver/
>0 contact with customers and restaurants
>make thousands a week because of upsurge in cunts staying home
>talk up cuties at the door every now and then (pre pandemic)
>neet lite lifestyle you can get up whenever the fuck you want and work not be stuck at home all day like a loser
it's honestly super comfy I made 2 grand the other week cause lots of people are at home and laid off not sure how long the boom will last cause people are gonna run out of money at some point.

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yeah

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you'd only be a cuck if you stayed with her.

It's impossible for any of the eastern states to close their borders. Too much traffic in the border areas e.g. Albury/Wodonga, Gold Coast/Tweed Heads, Canberra/Queanbeyan etc.

dont you get like $5 a delivery? how the fuck can you get $2k from that you lying poofta

Based honestly based, up there amongst healthcare, police, farmers, and truckies.

>tfw reading news about chloroquine being trialed
Yas Forums had threads about it weeks ago and it's just fucking surreal seeing it on the news now, fucking clown world shit

Doesnt it depend on distance now, it used to be 5 dollars flat

Can’t you just report individual listings? Or email ebay with those listings or users linked?

2k minus petrol and wear and tear.

so whats the average and how many do you do in an hour

nah lad anywhere from 8-15 bucks a deliv and the volume is far greater like I said because of the upsurge of people ordering in
thanks mate I like to think I contribute towards feeding people as well as obesity it's a mixed bag

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Looking it up, ebay will only deal with it if it's an "essential" item, so, pointless.

Get a bow or something at least. That's legal & will let you hunt game if need be. Other than that, I'd sit tight. How you gonna get sick if you're being careful with food? More isolated than the rest of us mate. Practice your ability to live off the land. Deal with those what ifs later if you have to. I'm actually jelly honestly haha.

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Mid North Coast
Unironically most were chinlets or
just really weird looking which makes me feel worse
Cheers mate hope so
Still feel like a fucking cuck and faggot rn

Gee I'm sure glad we didn;t close the borders at the start of February, that would have HURT THE ECONOMY

>Because not all opinions are equally valid you fucking idiot.

“China is a sleeping giant. Let her sleep, for when she wakes she will move the world.”

― Napoleon Bonaparte

not on a scooter you can go a whole day on 10 bucks 50cc and rego is almost nothing as well as insurance, you're a retard if you do this job in a car though.

Can I join? Apparently we've hit 1000.

>8-15 bucks a deliv
I don't think I've ever paid more than $7 for ubereats delivery, who the fuck is paying that much

See if you can get a food tent. Its like a little pop up mesh thing you can prepare your food under. Really handy for the flies.

You have to fuck hr friend who sent the angry message

not sure how it works but I am pretty sure restaurants have to give a cut to uber as well as customers to pay the driver essentially but all i know is as a worker I get between that per job usually.

Well hopefully none of the fucks go north of Brisbane

>mid north coast

feel free to get out

explain why your opinion is valid

Gee, I dunno. The infiltration, the charming criminality, the cruelty to animals, the scalping during a crisis that they themselves caused. Oh, and the overt move to become a superpower meaning they're a military threat. And they're a bug hive that's insanely massive. So yeah, fuck China.

Who /suicidal/ here?

I'm sick of the bullying, I just want to die

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>closing the SA border

So they're just gonna close the Yamba fruit fly station on the Sturt highway? Because there's 500,000,000 4WD tracks connecting to all mainland states, not sure how they are going to monitor those.

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Restaurants work the Uber cut into their prices separately from the delivery fee

Might be able to highlight that this items are now essential due to the crisis?

Should we stock up on durries? even if we don't smoke. as far as I know there aren't any tobacco farms here, so if shipments end up being restricted as well we could have a shortage

Or an e-bike & spend even less again.

who's the bully?

How do you even afford to

I know restaurants inflate their prices of the food in order to pay uber the cut for example a parmy on ubers like 18 bucks but if you went to the pub yourself it would be like 12 pretty sure that's how these businesses do it to cover the uber fees. But yeah anyone who says it's 5 bucks a job is a fucking retard.

I actually don't think the Australian states can legally bar Australians citizens from entry. What they can do is say 'ok, you've entered but you have to quarantine yourself for 14 days.'

and then send the cunts all over the country where they conveniently test positive. da fuq.

True, but if there's a shortage cigarrettes will become one of the hottest items on the black market. Maybe just buy the nicotine medication shit instead

how do you get bullied after you leave school??
some kind of wagie job? I wouldn't know because neet

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I doubt they will listen anyway, fucking ebay.

What bully user? Let it out.

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all the tobacco comes from indonesia, thailand, philippines, malaysia. all third world shit holes. They do not want to admit that the cause of cancer is the absolutely cheap shit chemicals they spray on this tobacco.

but the more you know cunt. better to get one or two lawsuits rather than a lawsuit from EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT EVER SMOKED YOUR SHIT