Germans death rate is incredibly liw

You're good at setting up crematoriums for the dead so help Italy out

No words neened in this case.

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You‘re just jealous

We might not have the massive spread as in Italy because we took measures way earlier in the curve. You people will also see a peak, but the virus has spread way further in your society before measures started.

also Schweine can't get corona for now

No need to hate you. We are simple aware about you and who you are. You try to lie blatantly .... but you are poor liar ... pathetic at best.

Numbers are now going to climb with the climb of infection. Remember, it takes a few weeks for a case to get resolved, so the proportions need to be compared to case numbers back then, not to the current ones.

Aryan intellect and steelhard German discipline.

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You have better, we have 0 deaths.

Actually you are just few days behind us. That's all. You are today where we were 14th march.

Alright what kind of medical advancements are you hiding there, Hans?

Shut the fuck up already. They are fucking with the numbers and if you seriously believe them then you're a dumb nigger.

So far 0.9% recovery rate and 0.34% death rate. So essentially, if you catch corona in Germany, you got about 3 times as big chance to recover than to die. That doesnt sound too good 2bh.

In the long run you will not able to hide anything. It will be enough to check overall mortality this year compared with average mortality in the previous year. This would be a good estimate of the real impact of coronavirus on your country.

No, we are today where you were on March 3 or so. Our infected numbers are just way higher because we test everyone with slight symptoms.

it won't be that good when hospitals get overwhelmed

More like Mutti and doctors are hiding numbers to prevent a VERY panic prone nation from panicking so fast, the entire system goes to shit.
Instead, they're just easing us into it, breh.
You know this is likely to be true and completely plausible with this government and all...

Wrong. Really wrong.

You got 100 patients. 1 dies, 3 are recovered, 96 still have the virus but 95 of them have mild symptoms. So what’s the death rate? 25% or 1%?

Actually, the most probable outcome is you stay ill indefinetly. LOL.

>VERY panic prone nation
I blame your media. It's a constant stream of fear mongering.

Cause you cover up the deaths.
Coronavirus mostly kills people with previous conditions, so you just pretend they died because of those instead of by Corona-chan's hand
Tl dr your numbers are fake and gay

BS. I have friend in germany. This is not true in various landers.

twitter.com/BasedPoland/status/1241161970067427336

they arent all muslim like britain

Technically 25% because you can only consider closed cases.

But yes, death rate will drop dramatically when those 95 have recovered

This. Not being able to breathe tends to kill you really quickly. This means that most deaths are bound to be resolved early, while mild cases tend to run their course (which can take up to a month in some instances)

>27.4% mortality rate in Germoney.
>"low"

We have put the quarantine in place earlier. BUT, we are way early in the curve... could be that we could off the epidemic like Koreans, let’s see.

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I can smell the hate straight from my Corona free home

we closed schools, universities and kindergardens 7 days ago and most employers took drastic measures around the same time.
We should hopefully see a drop in infection rates in about one to two weeks, and if we are lucky we might be able to provide intensive care to everyone that needs it, but deaths are still going to rise as the deadly outcomes of the disease often drag on for weeks.

Germany and the US seem to have similair capacity in intensive care, but the US seems to have squandered it chance at early containment. Increasing test capacity now is useless, all tests can do in a pandemic is show you whether you are entering the critical phase of exponential growth, if you put effort into increasing testing when you already hit the wall you are wasting resources.

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Because your hospitals are not taking the death numbers of patients who were already sick (if a oldfag already had pneumonia and gets corona and dies he's not considered a corona victim and only a pneumonia victim instead), and only those who only have corona and dies because of it are being considered.
You're trying to be "precise" as China did with their death numbers at the beginning of the outbreak

>180 recovered
>68 deaths
>low death rate

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This lol. Everyone saying anything else is a brainlett.

Secret tech from WW2
Can’t give details. Sorry

i think you're smelling your unwashed ass
hoard toilet paper since you don't even wash your ass with water and soap after you poop savage

Germans are genetically prone to panic and frenzy.

>Germany doesn't test post mortem
yes we do, fake news
One of the 5 first fatalities was a post mortem test in Baden Württemberg

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pervitin

Because you're not being pushed anywhere near capacity yet, you will see the death rates increase like Italy once you hit about 60,000 cases

It's literally just a flu

retard look at their active cases, doctors just simply haven't updated shit; we could see a huge death toll in a few days when the backlog gets worked on

active cases =/= nobody will die

The question is the relation between infected/active cases AND deaths.

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LOL.
Numbers show clearly you are about a week behind us. We closed the schools march 4th. Why do you always think to outsmart everybody else without even check if it's true?

Are you doing fake Chinese math?
How did you come up with that?

>He likes to have stuff enter his butt
Ha gaaay

Because we aren't low IQ 3rd world savages who wipe their asses with their bare hands before socializing or preparing food.

wow its almost like looking at the outcome of cases during an exponential outbreak is fucking useless

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Man... Every time germans gotta act high and mighty before things go to shit sulerbad. Like can't you act with a bit more humility instead of hubris? This is the last world cup all over again.

ja du hast recht kraut, anyone just looking at total cases and not the relationship between the resolved(!) cases of death/recovered is a brainlet

german controlled healthcare and media is simply easing the krauts into this pandemic to promote social harmony. i'm not saying it's a bad idea, just that you can't look at this data and say "wow what is germany doing different that they have it soooo goood?!"

gott mit uns

so when you take a shower you don't clean your ass cuz it's gay? lol

We tested people long before you did user, your unconfirmed cases is easily in the hundred thousands

Something that helps make their numbers look better than Italy's is they distinguish between dying "of" covid and dying "with" covid. ie. just because someone tested positive and then died doesn't mean they necessarily get added to the German covid death tally (and for good reason).
One of the things making Italy's numbers look so bad is they're counting literally every person who tests positive and then dies as a covid death. So a lot of the deaths are shit like 90-year old terminal cancer patients who were already about to die, virus or no virus. In Germany a case like that would go down as a death "with" covid.

You just want us to fail like you did to feel better about your shitty situation
Not cool bro

>uses china as example to prove his point
bruder...

>Germans
>lying
And the whole world gasped in surprise.

That‘s right
I don‘t put a finger up my ass

bro

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Shame that rapefugees and other shitskins here aren't as cooperative. They will also be the first to completely chimp out when curfews become more widespread.

Based catposter, it's like multiple times before, the world just can't accept our superiority.

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The RKI added: 'We don't consider post-mortem tests to be a decisive factor.

'We work on the principle that patients are tested before they die.'

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8131443/Germany-beating-coronavirus-survival-odds-Country-10-999-infections-just-TWENTY-deaths.html

explain why the Italian counting death isn't correct? Anyone else not doing that is trying to cover up numbers and make themselves look better. The fact is this virus is overloading the hospitals and other patients will die because they can't receive the needed care.. why? because of covid19

Dude... Why is it always germans on Yas Forumswho are flailing and antagonizing everyone? I'm Bavarian and I wish Italy the best. The only Bundesland doing anything is Bavaria while the rest of germany was still having cologne Karneval as super spreader event.

>Italy's is they distinguish between dying "of" covid and dying "with" covid. ie. just because someone tested positive and then died doesn't mean they necessarily get added

It’s the other way around as confirmed a thousand times by politicians, doctors, virologists and all kinds of media. It’s literally in every press conference that people who die of say a heart attack but have corona too ARE in the statistic as corona deaths.

Where does this myth come from that we would not be counting such deaths? Every single deaths is reported here with age, illnesses, gender, circumstances etc. in various different newspapers.

I was actually nice
I think he is worried and thus acting very repulsive to ordinary citizens of other nations to feel better

>uses south korea to prove his point
>the one country with a pandemic preparedness plan and one of the best healthcare systems in the world
>where their infection started with 1 person and they did excessive contact tracing putting everyone under quarantine
>possibly the best handled situation in the world next to taiwan and singapore
user...

THIS is Germany’s death rate as well soon.

We are at Feb 27 on the Korean chart. In 7 days we’ll see the recovered numbers spike as in Korea around March 4.

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Wut?
I wish him the best
I just wanted to explain him why he is so rude
He is angry and worried and thus unleashing in people who have nothing to do with it to feel better

i can't wait to see the UK take top of the charts passing italy and spain in 2 weeks

You're being arrogant and come over as prideful and snarky, like an arab or turk. Rubbing it in is a very bad habbit but so common in modern Germany.
Hochmut kommt vor dem Fall, user.

I will say this in every single goddamn "GERMAN RATE IS SO LO BROS" thread

The S.Korean rates, which are the most reliable as they have done testing independent of presence of symptoms, when partitioned by age and projected onto the age structure of the US (this means: NO SKEW BY AGE OF VICTIMS) ends up with an average death rate of 0.9%. (Overall death rates will depend heavily on the age structure of the country.) Germany is actually a bit older than the US and UK, so they can expect a higher death rate of probably around 1.1%.

This is in the presence of optimal medical care.

Germany's death rate is CURRENTLY so low because they are early on into the pandemic, but it has, sure as shit, been rising every single day. There's two ways to calculate death rates: Deaths/(Deaths + Recovered), which will overall vastly overestimate death rates, and Deaths/Total Cases, which will underestimate death rates, especially early on in a pandemic. But they will converge to the same number as time goes on.

The vast majority of German covid cases are still active. That means: They have not recovered, and may still die.

We're going to see these WHY ARE GERMAN RATES SO LOW threads every day until it passes 1%, which it almost certainly will.

I‘m afraid you got this all wrong
I‘m not rubbing anything in on anyone, just the occasional shitposting