Brit/pol/ - Chief Medical Officer Essential Personnel Edition

Bro...*puff puff*... what if like *wheeze* Coronavirus was like the birds all along mannneee?

IF YOU'RE GONNA RUN HOME AND CRY
THEN DON'T WASTE MY TIME

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10/10

So you're not doing herd anymore?
>we're just slowing it down
Which is the exact same strategy as us.
Am I mistaken?

BRO

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>LDN is a warzone
Seriously I'm so glad I live in a white town. There are some nonwhites around obviously thanks to Tony Blair but they at least know this is not theirs... at least not yet.

If I lived in London surrounded by filth I'd be greatly concerned for my safety now.
You can imagine the bearded so y cuck and his girlfriend who puts up with him because she has been taught to hate actual men and he has rich parents at least... and they're walking around the neighbourhood they're gentrifying.
"We're sticking together", he tells Khan the newsagent and Khan agrees enthusiastically and takes his money, then has a laugh about that with his wife, thinking about how the child groomers they protect would get a kick out of that one.

Then he sees Terrence Obongo and Michael Ngubu-Smith in the aisle of the Tesco, oblivious to the stolen items already in their pockets.
"No you take the last pack of chicken wings, boys - it's okay, we're all sticking together"
"Ye bruv" they tell him and then snarl at his back as he walks away happily; they start laughing just before he is out of earshot
"I wonder what they laughed at?" thinks the cuck. "Probably something I wouldn't really get anyway".

Then he holds a door open for the face-mask wearing mistress of a mainland Chinese businessman who is now a UK citizen and a week earlier had walked out with the entire stock of toilet paper and hand sanitiser of the shop.
She doesn't say thank you, or even look at him.
"That's all right, they're a stoic people" he tells himself "she's probably had to endure all type of nasty abuse from people who look like me these past few weeks".

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>Which is the exact same strategy as us.
Yes but with less deaths.

they are barely getting a 10 between them,

based crank

Sussex is rightful Surrey clay, we need living/parking space.

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Guys I got the flu can I still be in the herd I promise it ain't Chinese Corona virus

How much did your current car cost, including insurance?

What if there is no virus and the quarantine is just to stop people from rioting when the government announce that they're rejoining the EU?

WTF is going on with paying the self employed/gig workers? My brother is having to go to work cleaning around cares homes and council owned properties and his employer hasn't even given him proper PPE. He does not have enough money to just sit at home. Welfare is not paying enough and getting it is another matter. DWP and housing benefit lines are clogged.
He also have a coof and sniffles. Are these cunts who force people to work stupid?

He should really just tell them to fuck off and if they fire him sue them later. I am sure the courts would side with him given the situation. His landloard can wait for payments too. They cannot evict him.

>Sussex is rightful Surrey clay
fucking off yourself you poof
WE WUNT BE DRUV

Cannot fathom being so obsessed about a foreign country that you seek out threads about them and post the same image for hours on end every single day. What did we do that caused you to seethe so much?

twitch.tv/magical_eddie

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>gyms all shut
>WFH aka back to being a NEET minus a few hours of coding, spreadsheets and emails
>Not going outside besides for buying essentials and the occasional walk
How can I avoid falling back into bad habits (porn, excessive vidya, wasting hours on this site)? Want to spend more time reading more and learning about trading but that doesn't feel like enough.

>what if they're using the covid-19 situation as a cover for the real plan to kill off stoners by poisoning all the weed?
dude

please just stop
swapping weed for roids was unironically the best decision I ever made

You can go and get yourself fucked.

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>shitty OP pic
>no links
Summer came early.

It's a good thing you're all community minded people and have set up numerous procedures to ensure the safety of all your neighbours during this time. It would be a pity if you're all larping cucks

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The great sparrow retribution biological attack in revenge for the Chinese birdocaust under Mao. I know they then proceeded to starve to death but dam it that wasn’t enough.

These are only 10s to working/middle class week-rounder boozers and club-goers in their late 20s and 30s after a night of heavy drinking. These women are called slappers and are not representative of high-quality British women. High-status men wouldn't give these women the time of day except for an easy lay with a loose bimbo on a rogue night out. Instant regret and out the door the following morning.

Based and ban pilled

DEY DERKER JERRRRBS
How's cuntistan doing?

Hast thine local ordere of voin-knighted Kings accepted unto Themselves thine possesion of a hooded tabard of Their order? Thou HAST been initiated unto the rites of procedure ... you have consumed the holy seed and made penance, servitude and sacrifice Sufficient, no? Then the plan decrees thou perish alone in thine stead as a specie of thine realm and ordere are demanded.

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I hope everyone who ever posted on britpol drowns in they're own lung juice haha

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Just checked our Iceland for delivery, only do delivers for folk above pension age, vulnerable or self isolating. Please come into store instead.
(Where I went a few days ago and most of the shelves were empty, whoop)
Checked out Tesco for delivery, no slots upto April 10th, they don't take booking beyond then anyway.

Not looking too great.
I have a month of food prepped from late Jan, but didn't expect to have to be eating into that so soon.

I want to go to my local Morleys for some tendies bros. If they are open I bet they are not wearing gloves and masks though so fuck it.

Pick up some new indoorsy hobbies bro; reading, coding, writing, etc.
I'm gonna try and finish off a book I've been writing for ages

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>the bearded so y cuck
although ostensibly he looks similar to you, the rules of the idPol society we live in means that that man has as much in common with you and I as the non-whites you listed. he has chosen his master and this must be remembered when the time comes.

I'm a key worker so I'm still going to work every day.
The top managers said that in order to prevent spreading the virus the people who work upstairs won't be allowed to go in the canteen at the same time as the downstairs people.

All the women who work upstairs just waddle in to make coffee anyway and take it back to their desks. They won't even wait 15 mins for the break to end. They'll even come in during our last minute as we're all standing up to go. The canteen wall is clear glass so they can see right through, they aren't accidentally coming in.
Also there was a woman who developed a cough who then started to use a different desk after a while, then another. It's like she thought she might infect herself by coughing her own germs onto the desk, so she started using a clean one and coughing on that too. Who knows.

*dies*

>duplication of gchq efforts to meme-star in brit/pol
why though

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>What if the fucking birds can spread this shit bros?
>Like, this viral bitch originated from a mf'ing bat, right?

bats arent birds you fucking mong

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I'm fully protected, come on in lad.

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>I am sure the courts would side with him given the situation

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Fucking Uber Eats in the UK are still charging for delivery. Meanwhile in the USA they are free deliveries due to CV. Greedy fuckers in this country.

>the self employed
top ups to statutory sick pay i think. they are not getting >£2500 because fuck them for taking risk instead of being a wagiecagie. it is bs.

Humans aren't bats either, and bats have more contact with birds than humans to begin with.

>tfw people you previously thought were level headed bought toilet paper and now welcome martial law over a cold

>went to post office
>more risky than being down the pub
>fat cunt beinhd me is breathing heavily
>can feel his breath on the back of my neck
>kill_me_now.jpg
>he fucking sneezes

he better just have a cold otherwise its game over for me lol

ll this food hoarding is making me hungry

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Can only be a bot with dynamic IP

Glad I left London, fucking shithole. 95% White where I am (for now).

>bats have more contact with birds than humans to begin with

animals with wings dont fucking meet up like theres a social club or something m8

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Based

>when even the indians are pakis
truly london is hell

you are clearly a faggot. not pretending, a literal faggot with too much time on his hands

RIP

that's not the correct way to wear that stuff, is it?

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Wrong m80

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This is exactly me but I'm just going head first into hedonism as kind of a last chance. I worked from home since Wednesday and my dick is already sore.

Soon

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Yeah, they did take our jobs. We already had a large unskilled native underclass, we didn't need your parasitic countrymen coming here and taking away their livelihoods. Get fucked.

They do I've God damn seen it myself!

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bare shops that arent supermarkets still

Oh OK. Hmm they have not changed it on their webshite. Will look into it further.