INDIA CORONAVIRUS POL BTFO

Because India is so fucking shitty that the people are immune to it due to the shit they are regularly exposed to.

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Wait till Trudeau will approve therapy with cow shit and piss. "We decided to use all profits from Alberta oilfields to buy shit from Indian cows. Oh, wait a second here".

Because literally living in shit and drinking piss for generations granted them a god-like immune system.

Lack of testing, and maybe bathing in shit for years has given them immunity

The chad India exporting cow piss and shit to the virgin west

the virus prefers a cooler climate.

Then explain why Italy has more infected than russia

Makes sense since Europe has been hot so hard

They don't have enough testing

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>corona def doesnt like poo

It's been confirmed fecal-bourne

cant wait to cum inside coronachan and infect her with my semen

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India isn't testing

>don't test anybody
>corpses are just thrown into Ganges without autopsies

This just doesn't make the cut.India has a billion phone users and things like throwing thousands of corpses would make international news

theres more to the spread than just climate. and theres probably a sweet spot for the best situation for it to spread, not too hot, not too cold.

Then why hasn't it made the international news in the past decades? Because it's the norm over there.

India already has a huge problem with pneumonia so the deaths can just be written off as other things without testing for coronavirus.

These. India has probably a fucking huge outbreak in all the small villages and towns with shitzillion tons of infected and deaths. India won't report it because public image (well, what's left of it) will be tarnished.

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Northern Italy where the virus is raging is cold man.

im pretty sure coronavirus is a hoax.

user. They just throw them into river and most of population can't count to 10, so difference between 1000 or 100 000 bodies doesn't matter to them.

>things brown people do

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because Lord Shiva protects them

>WHO recommends washing hand with soap
>India washes hands with poo
With this kind of hygiene I would expect nothing less than a billion infected an yet there are bellow 300

The streets being lined with shit and an awesome diet have given them very strong immune systems

They unironically wrap their dead in blankets and throw them into the river. It's actually kind of insane. Someone on here posted pictures of dogs eating the dead bodies, which was super harrowing to see. I don't think India has the infrastructure to keep track of their population.

You're assuming India has the infrastructure in place to track the infected, let alone track their own citizens. They're likely only testing the top 10% of the population.

Evolution?

>there are bellow 300
Below 300 "reported" you mean lol. Backwards shitholes like this are renowned for ineptitude.

I agree with you with the bodies,but keep in mind that 3% death toll of 1 000 000 000 is 30 000 000 which is greater than the population of Australia.They can't just throw 30 mil people and pretend nothing had happened.

Then how many ARE infected? If the death toll is 2% the bodies add up and even though they throw bodies in the river,the river will become congested

Yep, it's cleansing Europe too, not a single white death.

I wouldn't count India out yet. The disease could just be delayed because they don't get as much traffic as the 1st world, or a number of different reasons really.

Did you even read my post nigger.
They already have a high death toll to pneumonia it probably goes undetected and is just attributed to one of the symptoms cause they arent testing.

Because they aren't testing.
There is no immunity.

The simple fact is well never know how many people die in India and African countries. By the time they get help their governments will collapse.

bourne poodentity

t. Cigo

Ok,800 000 people die of pneumonia in India per year that isn't much.
Did you read this?

Lol shut up GERMan. I am not pro India idiot didn't you see this

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Naah, we have quite a hyperactive media. These cases and deaths won't go unreported.

Government has been moving swiftly. India was amongst the first to put drastic border controls. Lot of attention in media and government push. General attitude is to have social distancing and positive hope that we will contain it. Next two weeks are crucial to determine the fatality rate and spread.

>the-scientist.com/news-opinion/indian-authorities-propose-use-of-homeopathy-to-prevent-coronavirus-67075

Homeopathy?

Why don't you guy COOF on mudslimes?

2 more weeks

There's a much higher usage for Ayurvedic and Unani products to boost immunity and some of them are quite effective (not exactly as treatment of Covid but to boost general immunity or to provide symptomatic relief).
Homoeopathy has very limited users.

>How come
Coz they just got started. Wait til you see the death rates climb, in that 3rd world shit hole.

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they drink cow poo and pee

you are considerably more optimistic than I am. I am convinced we don't know the half (or hundredth, as the case may be) of it.

Russia closed its borders in January

The media doesn't matter as much as the fact that India has a billion phone users so any suspicious activity won't go unreported

3% of people dont just die instantaneously you fucking sped.
If its 3% of infected the most cases in the world is still china at 80k (lol chinese numbers) so nowhere near 30mil bodies right now use your fucking head.

No one is testing for it. It only hurts old sick people and you only notice if they present to the hospital. They probably think the flu is a bit bad this season, life goes on

ive heard turmeric is good for you and indians use a lot in their curries.