>LATEST CASES 10:24: 558 new cases and 30 new deaths in Belgium. 10:17: 966 new cases and 123 new deaths in Iran. 10:14: 178 new cases in Israel. 09:01: 77 new cases in the Philippines. 08:20: 278 new cases in Austria. 08:10: 153 new cases and 1 new death in Malaysia. 07:44: 9 new deaths in New York state, United States.
Golly-gee Anons, a whole lot of Chinese sure did accidentally drop their phones and break them, yeah? What could cause the glorious Han People of China to be so butterfingered?
Bros 5 days ago the thingy that is in your toilet bowl you know the thing that cleans and purifies your toilet water you know the thing that makes it smell nice fell into the toilet and I didn't want to touch it so I've been shitting in my toilet without flushing for 5 days now. now I have been wiping my ass with TP but therein lies the problem because I use 5 rolls a day to cover up the shit with a new layer of TP and it's gotten to the point got my entire toilet bowl it's full of shit and toilet paper and I have to squat so I can shit on top of the pile of shit and TP. Now my entire apt reeks of shit and the fumes are causing me seizures. And I don't know what to do. Do I risk it and flush? I'm tempted to but I don't know if I should risk it because what if my fucking toilet explodes and the shit floods everywhere and like I don't know what to do. Help me Bros
Almost every single panic buyer I have seen are old boomers that should be staying inside. We ground the economy to a halt to protect those people and they are throwing away the effort because they cannot control their greed and their urge to play "keeping up with the Jones's" games.
People can't stay in their houses for too long. They literally go insane. It's no different than asking men not to cum for months, good luck enforcing that.
Colton Allen
How come Japan and S Korea managed to contain the virus so well? Even Chinks seem to be getting back to work now.
Jace Cox
I hate chinks so fucking much. Everyone around me not only believes them, but also IDOLIZE THEM for being so helpful to other countries. >what did you say user? china lies?!?!?! how could you say such a thing! WHO is with them and they have their doctors here! china helps everyone! you are stupid! This is what they wanted. Idolization. Debts. Who cares that they released the virus. Who cares about the Wuhan institute of virology researching coronaviruses sars in hiv cells in bats that are exactly the same, 20 miles from the market Nobody cares. Chinks are winning and nobody fucking cares. Chinks are behind everything and nobody fucking cares. The plague was absolutely containable, but NOBODY FUCKING CARES.
>have to set up 400 beds with 3 people AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA where are my zivis when I need them
>The ED (emergency department) is now separated into two areas: one for traditional emergencies and what has been dubbed, “The COVID pit.”
>A vast majority of folks in the COVID pit aren’t sick enough for any intervention and because of that fact, they cannot test them for COVID unless they are being admitted for breathing difficulties.
>The virus causes your lungs to work badly so no matter how fast or deep you breathe, you’re not getting enough oxygen.
>They’re trying to do everything to avoid intubating people and putting them on a ventilator for two reasons.
>Massive shortage of ventilators, only 20 ventilators left unused right now. They normally have over 100 available in the various ICUs
>At his hospital, every patient that has been intubated and placed on a ventilator for COVID has not been released. That means they’re either still on the ventilator or they died. There is a 0% recovery rate once they’re on the ventilator. If they don’t die, they are still currently on the ventilator. No one has come off the machine.
>Though most of the people in the COVID pit aren’t in life threatening condition, it’s become terrifying hearing all the announcements for “rapid response” or “anesthesia stat” (to intubate) to the COVID floor.
>Staffing is very messed up right now. All internal medicine doctors are working on COVID. So the MICU is being run by surgeons, since there are no elective surgeries. And the medical floors are being run by anyone possible. There are currently 4th year psychiatry residents running the medical floor. Those psych residents, while important, haven’t really practiced any internal medicine in probably 4 years.
>Young people who can still breath are given Tylenol and released
>Doctors have been wearing the same N95 masks for a week now
>We had to restrain him. With all the coronavirus patients, we’ve had to restrain them. They really hyperventilate, really struggle to breathe. When you’re in that mindstate of struggling to breathe and delirious with fever, you don’t know when someone is trying to help you, so you’ll try to rip the breathing tube out because you feel it is choking you, but you are drowning.
Brody Cooper
so.. why always italy? are they just dirty people?
3355 new cases and 233 new deaths in Spain >3355 new cases and 233 new deaths in Spain 3355 new cases and 233 new deaths in Spain >3355 new cases and 233 new deaths in Spain
haha ich würd mich nie freiwillig melden, wenn die masken knapp werden bin ich dann entbehrlich und muss ohne weiterarbeiten bis ich krank werd, nein danke.
>no report on where they came from or where they are tested DOH is so fucking incompetent it's not even funny. It's like being in a competition who could be more incompetent, the national government or DOH.
Josiah Jones
Pandemic? More like PLandemic by the dems and the deepstate to bungle Trumps campaign and the MAGA movement.
Andrew Ramirez
four figures soon, my fellow flipoid!
Jeremiah Ramirez
>COUNTRIES LIST China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 47,021 (4,032) Spain 21,571 (1,093) Iran 20,610 (1,556) Germany 20,099 (70) United States 19,774 (275) France 12,612 (450) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 5,616 (57) United Kingdom 3,983 (177) Netherlands 2,994 (106) Belgium 2,815 (67) Austria 2,695 (7) Norway 1,995 (7) Sweden 1,639 (16) Denmark 1,255 (9) Malaysia 1,183 (4) Canada 1,087 (12) Australia 1,068 (7) Portugal 1,020 (7) Japan 1,007 (35) Brazil 977 (11) Israel 883 (1) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Ireland 683 (3) Turkey 670 (9) Pakistan 534 (3) Greece 495 (10) Luxembourg 484 (5) Indonesia 450 (38) Poland 439 (5) Ecuador 426 (7) Thailand 411 (1) Singapore 385 (2) Slovenia 341 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Bahrain 298 (1) Egypt 285 (8) India 275 (5) Hong Kong 273 (4) Peru 263 (4) Russia 253 (1) Iraq 208 (17) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) Lebanon 187 (4) Croatia 168 (1) Argentina 158 (3) Taiwan 153 (2) San Marino 151 (14) …
>LATEST CHANGES China +41 (+7) Iran +966 (+123) Germany +251 (+2) United States +391 (+19) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +1 (+1) Belgium +558 (+30) Austria +46 (+1) Malaysia +153 (+1) Portugal (+1) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore (+2) Philippines +77 (+1) Mexico +39 (+1) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +5 (+1) Paraguay (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) Norway +36 Australia +140 Brazil +7 Czech Republic +71 Israel +178 Pakistan +33 Finland +53 Poland +14 Thailand +89 Estonia +23 India +26 Hong Kong +17 South Africa +38 Lebanon +10 Kuwait +17 Croatia +38 Armenia +24 Colombia +13 Taiwan +18 Serbia +14 Bulgaria +15 Latvia +13 Hungary +18 Vietnam +1 Faeroe Islands +12 Bosnia & Herzegovina +1 Brunei +5 Macedonia +1 Albania +6 Kazakhstan +1 Oman +4 Palestine +4 …
Where shall we start? The long peptide chain that helps mutations while retaining viriility? The HIV like furin cleavage on the coronavirus spikes? The upper and lower respiratory sites of infection? The crossing of the blood brain barrier? And the resulting attack on the CNS? The sterility? The GI infections? The ADE? The cytokine storms?
The government brings data here every 24 hours at the same time of the day. Some spanish regions (for some reason) always delay the data and the counter you are watching will add it later. That's the reason the raw 24 hours whole spain increase is bigger.
Christopher Robinson
Dios mio
Lincoln Morales
>Pandemic? More like PLandemic by the dems and the deepstate to bungle Trumps campaign and the MAGA movement.
The normies here are screaming on Facebook, and we've only had a soft lockdown since Wednesday. You'd think people would like being neets, but people are rebelling hard
Tyler Bailey
Man I remember at the beginning an user said something like "the first country to reach 100 cases outside of China will be finished", as if 100 could already lead to apocalyptic levels. Today there are 68 countries with more than 100 cases, 20 with more than 1,000 and 6 with more than 10,000. And it still feels like this was just yesterday. This shit is unstoppable.
>ignoring corona until first case confirmed They still feign ignorance and try to hide it, though. If you follow the news from the beginning it's more like a comedy than a serious news.
If coronavirus exists, it's only because it's manufactured. All viruses are manufactured in labs, by neanderthals like George Soros.
Leo Hughes
Saw this when it was first posted elsewhere and also linked the thread from the Hong Kong forum where people were talking about it.
Thread was immediately flooded with people saying that the majority of China use dual SIMs, so almost all cases were people dropping their second account.
Adrian Rivera
Post screencaps pls.
Camden Davis
This shit is like another world war. Supermarkets here don't have any toilet paper anymore. If I didn't buy in advance, I would be fucked.
Jose Sanders
I hope so. We need you to keep making anime and do Nanking 2.
Josiah Wilson
>Madagascar AND Greenland It's over, this is gonna be a perfect run.
Dominic Roberts
What is your government doing? Why are they incompetent? What's it like in the big cities like Manila?
Stay safe flipbros. You guys have saved my ass as far as canned goods go. I'm about to cook myself up some sisig
Carter Barnes
>army and police are using clothmasks in quarantine checkpoints.
spread the love corona chang
Luke Price
Has any anons thought about the idea that this was released solely for the plan of measuring how much the public is willing to deal with government control?
milk is fine tho good source of protein and long lasting i bought 20kg powdered milk
Luis Campbell
I wonder if the people on the jungle will make it.
Anthony Sanders
Average age of the deceased virus victims in Italy is about 80 years old. IIRC there weren't (almost any) deaths below the age of 50.
Grayson Torres
wie die sanis haben jetzt keine masken zur verfügung??? WTF
Joseph Evans
Chinks usually do that or spamming when things don't go their way.
Nolan Jones
You guys are just salty because we were making jokes about you guys and the flu before we got fucked here in the west.
Juan Jackson
So roughly a week behind Italy
Anthony Collins
Hell fucking no ahahahahahaha
4 horrifying months, and years more to go!
Andrew Taylor
>army and police are using clothmasks in quarantine checkpoints. That does work to stop them from spreading it to people themselves, which is probably the point.
Thomas Butler
G-guys T-this will begin to slow down now soon, r-right?
No, NASA predicts two asteroids are going to hit the earth some time today
Grayson Barnes
>Started in China >Implying the CCP cares how well the people deal with their bullshit
Brandon Sanders
Haha yeah user they'll reveal they've been joking all along soon don't worry
Carter Nguyen
I mean yeah, eventually it has to slow down as more people die or already have it. reinfection is more than possible though.
Xavier Sullivan
Remember fellow flipfags, this fucking Shaolin Shiver virus will here to stay in our shithole so don't expect lockdown lift up anytime soon, at best this could last till next year.
wir haben noch einpaar, aber auch nimmer viele. "zum Glück" verlangt kaum ein job dass wir eine tragen. Habn uns eh alle abgefunden damit dass wie nurnoch 2er fahren und iwann alle es haben
I went out today and even got grechka, everything else seems to have gone back to normal too, although the store had pallets in the middle of the aisles of retard survival goods like macaroni and flour, so that they wouldn't have to spend time unpacking them. Why are organized people like krauts descending into such a panic? You guys even test more than us at ~23k/day, compared to our 13k yesterday.
Zachary Foster
That's actually exact the reason. China has longitudinal different providers so when they travel they need dual sims. Since they don't travel anymore, why pay??
Robert Ward
how long can they keep this up?
Jeremiah Miller
Chinese-English translator reporting in. I'll try to offer some insight, this will be my only message. All I've been doing is translating Chinese data and stuff into English for the past 13 months or so. I thought a lot of this stuff was common knowledge but I guess not >we (american intelligence) were 100% aware about this virus since early-mid December. >we assume china is fudging numbers because its China and also the numbers are way too "clean" to be factual. >since day 1, back in December, we (at least my team of translators that I work with), were receiving TW/HK reports that this was all a ploy by mainland China to bring TW/HK/Muslim population under control IDK what western/American media has been reporting. They just released me on vacation for the first time in a year. I thought this was common knowledge. I guess they didnt listen to me. I wont comment any further because I return to work soon. 我是一个美国空军翻译。听懂我的说的话 And if -insert agency- is seeing this, this is definitely "sarcasm" and not serious at all
Henry Smith
Expect a 6 months to 2 year long ride.
Levi Cook
>What is your government doing? Being idiots and insecure about actual good governance. >Why are they incompetent? Because the filipinos are idiots and keep on voting for incompetent fucks. >What's it like in the big cities like Manila? I'm in Quezon City the biggest NCR city, quarantine in effect. Almost no one on the streets last time I went out to buy grocery. Ok lang yon sa pagkaka-alam ko di nila mapapasa if ever they are infected.
Landon Bell
+12 cases just now, stay vigilant
Aaron Ross
We have way more cases than you do. Wait until Russia gets to 20k cases, then you'll see for yourself how supply lines start breaking down.
Bentley Miller
Schools closed down on Monday, this was posted on Wednesday.
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Putangina wala nakong pagkain come next month. looks like I'll need to do slowly building up my stock.
Jonathan Hall
Wow, once whole city quarantined, huh?
Luis Howard
Gago hahahaha
James Torres
i think these hoarders are worse than the shills here....milk ? 233 death??? arghhh 324 death??!!! woooow cmonnn beat us, our troops on the road in 6hours btw
I already gave up in that notion broski. I have like, 3 weeks of food left and I don't feel so good as well. Might play the remaining backlog of vidya before I get isekai'd.
Ian Mitchell
>This barely gets a reaction anymore Well fug
Levi Rivera
Oh then yes Thats about as retarded as hoarding fruit and vegetables
Jonathan Campbell
Will this make other currencies like the yen stronger to the dollar? Or is this just going to fuck every country's money?
Luke Wood
>government wagies have to literally LIVE at work in order to keep things running if things get worse Face it, electric grid will go out within 6 weeks.
Oh no, not 324 dead 80+ year old smokers! Forget the fact hundreds of thousands of people die everyday, these deaths are more important because the (((media))) cannot shut up about them.
Tyler Ramirez
Post picture, when you decide to flush make a video
anybody else have corona? me and my two boomers parents have it and we're self quarantining. kinda worried about them but i think they'll be okay.
i've got a pretty bad coof and some chest congestion, but that's about it for me. my dad(70) has a lot of chest congestion so much that he has trouble talking(but not breathing) and my mom(61) has a bit of chest congestion, body aches, tiredness and horrible headaches.
ein tipp für ffp3 masken, die filter abkleben mit gaffatape oder sowas, unnd die maske desinfiszieren, dann kannst die maske locker ne woche oder länger nutzen(wennst sie jedesmal nach benutzung wieder zuklebst, die filter halten dann länger.
Owen Harris
>Report unusual behavior. >Barricade you homes. >Avoid all contact with infected individuals. >Wait for official instructions. bitchute.com/video/rgsuPRlWlLlf/
>but they won't directly call it that Probably to contain panic. The announcement of quarantine in our country had idiots flock the bus stations to scurry back to their provinces not knowing that that action may as well spread the virus more. Moreover, patients are LYING about their travel history and true health condition. Filipinos are really fucking stupid and this is one of the times I regret being one. Too fucking stupid. Also, I know some of my friends who still invited people over and celebrated a birthday party literally today. Fucking idiots I tell you. But I guess these things exist in other places too but come on, fuck.
Luis Diaz
When the internet is down, NEETs will join normies in the mind break
Probably exactly due to their organisation. They count every last bit and so keep minimum needed stock in reserve. Thus when people started buying more their restocking ability dropped hard. In our country Mistral, for example, routinely keeps something like 1k tons of grains in warehouses around Moscow. And that's only one of the companies.
Nicholas Baker
dürfen wir nicht und wir verwenden ffp1
Bentley Jones
Relax, all those people are still dying
Evan Powell
Kek, they're slowly going off the deep end.
The quarnatine/semi-lockdown here started this Monday and one of my friends is already losing her shit and saying that if the quarantine gets extended she'll go postal.
Gago walang ganyanan hahaha tangina bawat punta ko sa grocery nerbyos ako baka doon ko makuha virus but so far wala pa naman sa barangay namin ang PUI. Chill out and boost your immune system kaibigan.
Mason Walker
Don't they greet each other with kisses?
Colton Robinson
kids are bored, they NEED a puppy NOW. It also must be a pure bred German Shepard puppy, and it also must be inexpensive
only in movies american movies in real life they suck each others cocks
Juan Wood
If you haven't figured it out yet, let me spell it out for you: We did not ground our economies to halt "just to protect the boomers". I have hard time believing even mutts can be so thick. Shills on the other hand...
Jason Bell
Psyop in Bergamo. The brutal Italian regime organizes these parades with military trucks loaded with coffins to scare the population. facebook .com /Bergamonews/videos/910951055985912/ The excuse being the crematorium can't burn all the bodies.
We had 117 cases on March 1st and 1966 on March 11th.
Ryder Wright
NOOO NOT MUH NAZERINOOOOOS MEMEFLAGGIOOOOOOS
Levi White
> we have to now invest real time into them because the academic year is done due to this outbreak > I’m open to anything that makes them not bored. They are BORED
You could've put on some long gloves and reached in at the very start. Here's my advice, wear a gas mask and pour a bucket full of water into the toilet bowl. Keep doing that until you feel man enough to reach in and grab the bowl freshener. Once that's done, close the toilet's lid and flush. Don't flush without removing the air freshener.
Or you could just call a plumber and watch him laugh as you explain the situation.
