China cookie

Rollade

Apparently not for you.

???

Kek himself provide me the digits now

Bat fuel cant melt steel memes

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hi

ok cunt

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Just Roll with it

IM READY TO DIE

cough

Give it to me straight doctor.

oh

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Rolan

hee hee first post make me go haw haw

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rolling

rolling

>Chinese virus

I really need those two numbers that are identical in repetition.

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Don't believe what china cookie says!, It's a fake cookie and it tells lies all the time

>Chinese virus from China
>China lied, people died
>CCP lost the mandate of heaven

I’m already feeling pretty good

Hey God, as long as my parents and grandparents stay safe, I'm good. I'll accept what ever gets dished out to me, but please keep this thing away from them. They deserve better than going out because of some virus.

i hope I am safe :(

roll...

I think I caught it but roll anyway

TELL ME THE TRUTH

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ROLLL

roll

o no

*Snaps fortune cookie*

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I'm not pushing my luck, I got cleared in the last thread

Shhiieeeeet

what's the chink cracker have to say then

Niggers annoy me.

rolling

Check em

Isolate immediately

fucking chinks im gonna kill the first one i meet in the street if i survive this

Fk youre highly contagious mate, I just got cv'd

rolling

I'm emergency essential, so I'm definitely getting it despite not leaving the house except to go to work.

Roll

Rollin till cured

IM IMMUNE

fuck

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I am immortal

rolleando

fffffffffsdgsdhsdhhdfh

Need ventilator, will swap for tp

please i dont wanna coof

i am immune.

AAAAAA ROLLING

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I forsee death. I sacrifice trips to take everyone with me

Gargle* splutter*

phony corony

Rollin............

This bread is bad man

O_O;

F

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ni hao

FUCK

NOTHINBURGER

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n-notice me corona chan

Embrace it

Rolling

Oof

gtfo in here..

>249339838
RIP STAY SAFE
DRINK VITAMIN C

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fuck me up daddy

i don't feel too good

this is a cool way to generate a random sample

I just want a small stone, nothing fancy.
Solid gold though. And of course a guard.
Flowers weekly?

rollin

You're already dead fren

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rolling ffor corno chan
have mercy

roll

the irony XD

They see me

roll...

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rolling

Im pretty sure Im immune to this shit.

jew

I am going to get through this.

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Fuck chinks

*COOFS*

niggers

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cracking it open

roll

Kek

Roooo let’s see.

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Roll

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

For the sake of all mothers worldwide , I negate this jiggery pokey.

America fuck yeah

Plz kill me corona chan
Grant me your digits of salvation from this hell

Natural Immunity

Rollll

RAWLIN

CoronaChan has over a 10%, kill rate in here. F...

I AM GOD

dunno
lets check lol

rollerino

I still have to work, I'm getting it 100 percent

poлл

kek you will die mutt

Jokes on Corona, cause I'm a fatty and will die from heart disease long before I coof to death