So in light of Ellen and other celebs on Twitter, here's David Spade.
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>It could be worse.
>Would you take THIS or Godzilla stomping thru the country?
>Right off the bat, I would say Godzilla. You know why?
>Because if he misses you, you live. But if he steps on you, you die and it's over;
>but this is, like, milked out.
>And I don't like that. I like to know what's happening. And with Godzilla you know where you stand.
>Also, it depends on where he would walk thru America, you know, i don't want the edges… it sounds rude but if he would just sort of stay in the middle…
>If I could make the MAP and no one would know, you'd be very happy with it
>Or what if Godzilla just tiptoed? Without a map? But he tiptoed?
>I would take that.
>This all rides on Tom Hanks.
>Tom Hanks is a National Treasure. I love him, we did SNL together, and he's a fuckin stud.
>BUT
>He's down in Australia like Quentin Quarantino. And I don't like the fact that
>HE'S NOT IN THE BOX.
>Forget Will Smith
>Let's get Tom Hanx in a clear box and watch him.
>Because if Tom Hanks pulls thru, we are gonna be so stoked. It's all riding on Tom Hanks, you guys.
>If anything happens to Tom Hanks, fuck, that shit's over dude.
>I'm just gonna be like, "chk-chk," on my roof. "bye"
