>It could be worse. >Would you take THIS or Godzilla stomping thru the country? >Right off the bat, I would say Godzilla. You know why? >Because if he misses you, you live. But if he steps on you, you die and it's over; >but this is, like, milked out. >And I don't like that. I like to know what's happening. And with Godzilla you know where you stand. >Also, it depends on where he would walk thru America, you know, i don't want the edges… it sounds rude but if he would just sort of stay in the middle… >If I could make the MAP and no one would know, you'd be very happy with it >Or what if Godzilla just tiptoed? Without a map? But he tiptoed? >I would take that.
>This all rides on Tom Hanks. >Tom Hanks is a National Treasure. I love him, we did SNL together, and he's a fuckin stud. >BUT >He's down in Australia like Quentin Quarantino. And I don't like the fact that >HE'S NOT IN THE BOX. >Forget Will Smith >Let's get Tom Hanx in a clear box and watch him. >Because if Tom Hanks pulls thru, we are gonna be so stoked. It's all riding on Tom Hanks, you guys. >If anything happens to Tom Hanks, fuck, that shit's over dude. >I'm just gonna be like, "chk-chk," on my roof. "bye"
These parasites only parrrot what their Jewish overlords and masters want to hear.
Aiden Rivera
someone translate this plz
Andrew Price
You have the same
Gavin Phillips
Jesus christ this incoherent rambling sounds like someone from a insane asylum. Even the celebs on Tiktok are starting to lose their mind. WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
Now we know why they get paid the big bucks. That was pure improve gold.
Lincoln Walker
So I'm guessing they've all been doing these messages to let the others know that they aren't compromised yet. Once one stops posting, they all assume he's been caught. It seems as of now they're worried Tom hanks has been caught as he hasn't posted anything in a few days. David seems to be implying that if Tom hanks is assumed incarcerated, he will kill himself. Maybe they're all on house arrest and doing this to let the others know they still aren't snitching. This shit gets weirder every fucking day.
Michael Jackson
Regarding the Godzilla stuff I'd say it's marketing for the Godzilla vs King Kong movie later this year. Same thing with Eminem's song Godzilla. Then again these could all be linked in some nefarious way but I'm betting on cross promotion
Christian James
Why are they trying to get you to care so much about Hollywood actors so badly? Fuck these celebrities and the clowns that shill for them.
this video ... so spade is a homosexual. outed with his own twitter ... this is why he is so fake and canned ... hiding behind a beard ....
Daniel Powell
wtf is with him praying with hands then doing the devil symbol with his right hand at 3:44 to 3:46 talking about loving tom hanks.
Liam Harris
>English is clearly all yours 2nd language >all yours brainlet detected
Alexander Sullivan
So they are banking on Hanks to find a way to survive? It matches with Chloroquine being stolen in France but why Hanks though? He's a literal nobody in secret society hierarchy.
Josiah Bailey
how does one man put so much time and effort into being that unfunny and still call himself a comedian
Yes, and mainly they're terrified of lawlessness breaking out because they're prime targets.
William Martinez
we cannot afford to lavish these celebs in luxury anymore
corona has crippled us and all celebs must be defunded to fuel the recovery
Jace Wood
i dont mean take their money or theft or anything illegal
just saying we cant afford to keep heaping cash on to the celebrity lifestyles
Thomas Morales
Sikh trigger discipline
Alexander Bailey
I hope they both die.
Joshua Sanchez
Why do sikhs always have shriveled up scrotum faces?
Oliver Price
/thread
Brayden Perez
also fpbp
Luis Watson
those are proper slags but can you imagine the smell
Gabriel Morales
The hollywood elite are breaking down. Tom Hanks is in military confinement and wants someone else to break down his tweets are just as cryptic they are trying desperately to send messages outside of their confinement. He's not in the box. If tom hanks is captured suicide week begins. The hollywood elite all fear what is about to be exposed. Nothing can stop what is coming.
Jonathan Ward
>>If anything happens to Tom Hanks, fuck, that shit's over dude. >>I'm just gonna be like, "chk-chk," on my roof. "bye" Yes because it means you're all getting hanged for raping babies and shooting their paingasmsauce. Twisted bottomfeeders, listen to how retarded he sounds. Why do people in Hollywood intentionally try to sound like know-nothing douchebags?
Seeing them all make quarantine videos is pure cringe. Posers. Hucksters. Literal cocksucking reprobates. To think I once admired some of these people, and that some people still do.
Forgive us for being so blind, O Lord.
Evan Taylor
Yet another goddamn nigger tier non-political spam thread
Ryder Nelson
Oh that's freaking ballin', I forgot how Savage that bad boy is. And worse yet, that glowing nuclear breath ruins your shit for generations to come.
Leo Nguyen
only made it half way through because I didn't find it funny. still, I'm not going to complain about free content.
Cameron Gonzalez
Idols will speak and move about
Hudson Collins
Its only after a decade that I appreciate its existence. I never had a real account but getting to see these powerful retards write stupid shit for years thinking it didnt matter has been quite fun
