/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2350 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

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PROVE TO ME THAT Yas Forums IS A BOARD THAT GIVES A FUCK ABOUT JUSTICE.

We are being flooded by China's .50 cent army on a daily basis, news publications around the world are being bought by them. Our enemy is not the people of china, but the party that currently (at least until it's now inevitable collapse) rules it.
Prove to me that y'all arent a bunch of faggots sucking chinese dick by running around in circles being idiots and do something about it.

We are masters of creativity of a form the world has never in it's history seen before. use that fucking power: create memes, create art, educate the masses.
Do not be a low-brow nigger and attack them by the means of their race, attack them with truth: anyone shilling for china is complying with evil, Anyone trying to spread the bullshit pretense that this is not from Wuhan, is complying with evil.
Deep down, even the most insectoid chink knows that they are being pawns of forces of evil. The future of the country is finished: no one will trade with them and the nation will collapse.

SHOW ME THAT YOU CAN FIGHT FOR JUSTICE, use whatever means you have, but be creative, use your god-given creativity and fight back with it. meme the truth about these communist demons for what they trully are, make it so that even their pawns can see and understand the evil they are colluding with. actually DO SOMETHING.

I'm tired of seeing millions of people worth of creative memetic genius go to waste running around in a circle fucking cooming down their own throats and seemingly not giving a damn.

Prove to me that you arent a faggot and actually do something productive - the world is watching us. specially chinese shills.

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When will Turkey start reporting? For now they've been doing it China style: locking up people that speak out about getting corona'd.

>endgame

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LMAO so does anyone have an explanation for this event yet? There was absolutely zero news nor warning of catastrophic winds anywhere in China no matter what news source you looked at, even chinese news.

Where the hell did these winds come from? American Weapon? Meteorite impact? Strong seasonal storms empowered by climate change?

mfw the countries being helped go witchhunt on the chinese.

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youtube.com/watch?v=62Xx0a7hYig

bull shit UK stores are full this morning, queuing for tills, 20cm apart - roads nearly empty, supermarkets heaving too little, too late when they saw east asian response to crisis

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1st case in East Timor

liputan6.com/global/read/4207908/timor-leste-umumkan-kasus-pertama-virus-corona-covid-19

oops meant to post this vid with the comment

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Wow china sure is helpful. I hope all those countries feel indebted to them.

GET AWAY LEAF

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>meanwhile
>a sheik from UAE donates 20 million masks to croatia
fuck china
INSHALL ALLAHU ACKBAR

We need people to create art and memes that are powerful - that induce self-reflection in those trying to comply with the evil actions of the CCP and trying to defend it for the pandemic that it has let loose on the world.

the fact that Yas Forums cant band it's self together to try fighting this back shows how it's become spineless and full of china-loving faggots post 2016. prove me wrong.

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Whassup mates. I work as a Chinese-English translator. We've been keeping track of the virus since its beginning back in december. AMA I guess.
Some important stuff
-im not a scientist by any means. I'm literally just a guy who translates Chinese stuff into English for -insert department here-
-if -insert agency here- is looking at this, this is 100% sarcasm
我是美国军人。我当翻译。请问我问题。现在我在美国西部。

OM NOM NOM

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We should all migrate to Taiwan and live corona-free

is the camera infected with corona or wtf is this quality

KEK WHITEOIDS, YOUR TIME, HAAS COME
IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPY THAT THE WEAK LOW-T CUMSKIN RACE IS ABOUT TO GO XTINCT!

>tldr. Shill for Brad Parscale so we can go to war, the herd can be culled and (((they))) make bank

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CHINA NUMBA ONE!!!!!

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Where is her dick?

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>East Timor
Holly shit. Its actually a real place

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Not your personal army mutt
The day your shithole is glassed the better this clownworld will be

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India on voluntary shut down tomorrow on PM's request

What does the corona virus taste like?
Like, if you had 100% conetrated corona virus in a bowl, there surely would be a distinct taste.

So are Germans truly the superior nation because they have no deaths?

>tfw our capital region might get quarantined

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daily reminder that this is the CHINESE virus, they can't keep getting away with it, don't reply to chink shills

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Divine intervention

It really looks like they're trying to cozy up with every country on earth except America. I think they're trying to make an example of what happens when you shit-talk China and engage in trade wars.

not your personal army,

>Only +200 while I was asleep for 8 hours
It's time this shit starts killing off some martsharters.

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Damn, it's already saturday? Quarantine days flying by.... It won't be long until we're 3 months on at this rate.

>create content that makes chinks self-reflect and as ammo for hongkongers and other china-hating asians and people of the world
>shilling for war

imagine being this stupid.

kek fuck that cuckhold mudi.
he's probably choking on shah's dick atm

China Very nice top number 1!

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,008 (3,255) Italy 47,021 (4,032) Spain 21,571 (1,093) Germany 19,848 (68) United States 19,774 (275) Iran 19,644 (1,556) France 12,612 (450) South Korea 8,799 (102) Switzerland 5,616 (57) United Kingdom 3,983 (177) Netherlands 2,994 (106) Austria 2,690 (7) Belgium 2,257 (37) Norway 1,981 (7) Sweden 1,639 (16) Denmark 1,255 (9) Malaysia 1,183 (4) Canada 1,087 (12) Australia 1,068 (7) Portugal 1,020 (7) Japan 1,007 (35) Brazil 977 (11) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Israel 705 (1) Ireland 683 (3) Turkey 670 (9) Pakistan 531 (3) Greece 495 (10) Luxembourg 484 (5) Indonesia 450 (38) Poland 439 (5) Ecuador 426 (7) Thailand 411 (1) Singapore 385 (2) Slovenia 341 (1) Philippines 307 (19) Bahrain 298 (1) Egypt 285 (8) India 275 (5) Hong Kong 273 (4) Peru 263 (4) Russia 253 (1) Iraq 208 (17) Mexico 203 (2) Panama 200 (1) Lebanon 187 (4) Croatia 168 (1) Argentina 158 (3) Taiwan 153 (2) San Marino 151 (14)

>LATEST CHANGES
China +41 (+7) United States +391 (+19) Iran (+123) South Korea +147 (+8) Switzerland +1 (+1) Austria +41 (+1) Malaysia +153 (+1) Portugal (+1) Indonesia +81 (+6) Singapore (+2) Philippines +77 (+1) Mexico +39 (+1) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +5 (+1) Mauritius +2 (+1) Norway +22 Australia +140 Brazil +7 Czech Republic +71 Pakistan +30 Finland +53 Poland +14 Thailand +89 India +26 Hong Kong +17 South Africa +38 Lebanon +10 Kuwait +17 Croatia +38 Armenia +24 Colombia +13 Taiwan +18 Serbia +14 Bulgaria +15 Latvia +13 Hungary +18 Vietnam +1 Faeroe Islands +12 Bosnia & Herzegovina +1 Brunei +5 Kazakhstan +1 Oman +4 Palestine +4 Georgia +3 Reunion +7 Liechtenstein +9 Uzbekistan +4 Bolivia +3 French Polynesia +4 Channel Islands +2

FULL LISTS: pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

lmao, that first vide of the building facade falling off is waaaaaaaay older than 18 march 2020, it has been posted in many "china hate threads" for example
I would assume the rest are as fabricated too

>since its beginning back in december
Did the chinks know the virus started going around in November?
Was the explosion in infectious diseases during December (over a million cases) linked to the virus?

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anyone else think the world decided to starting reporting cases previously hidden given the spread which they can no longer hide?

has moments of potato but usually snaps back to 720p

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go poo in the loo

thestar.com.my/news/world/2020/03/19/25000-people-gather-for-covid-19-prayer-session-in-bangladesh-sparking-outcry

>DHAKA (AFP): A massive Covid-19 prayer session with tens of thousands of devotees sparked an outcry in Bangladesh Wednesday (March 18) as the South Asian nation reported its first death from the global pandemic.

>Local police chief Tota Miah said some 10,000 Muslims gathered in an open field in Raipur town in southern Bangladesh to pray "healing verses" from the Koran to rid the country of the deadly virus.

Can we convince them that licking doorknobs will get them closer to their imaginary friend?

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New york is gonna get obliterated
wsj.com/articles/coronavirus-cases-strain-new-york-city-hospitals-were-getting-pounded-11584719908

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can the virus spread through dry dust? please answer me this is very important.

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Racist ! xD

youtu.be/MPGw5Ucmwk8

yes

it's time for bangladeshi plague marines to infect Mynamar too.

No, I've seen the video you're probably thinking of and that's not the same.

you're thinking of THIS video

youtube.com/watch?v=2NmlG1FMiP4&t=

that is not the same event

Nah, it was most likely due to test kit delays. Many medical facilities were rationing the shit out of the test kits they did have.

And imagine this is just the beginning of the outbreak.

>Order supplies
>they don't come
>ship them 1 month later
>be major manufacturer
>manufacture and send products you are paid to
>hero

a quarantine flu over my house

I have a flu all week/ Was working all week too. I hate being ill bros/

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nypost.com/2020/03/20/coronavirus-killing-more-than-a-person-an-hour-in-nyc/

Not your personal army, tourist

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I can smell your inferiority complex all the way from India, and it's stinky. Btw, careful, Karma will destroy you.

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if it can survive copper for 4 hours, it'll survive dry dust too.

OH HEY CHECK THIS SHIT OUT

businessinsider.com/coronavirus-russia-doctors-say-government-is-covering-up-cases-2020-3

>Doctors in Russia are accusing the government of covering up its coronavirus outbreak and denying them protective equipment

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Get comfy lads.

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Based.
we could disseminate the info in pic related, but we need a format that normies could digest.

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> (OP)
We need people to create art and memes that are powerful - that induce self-reflection in those trying to comply with the evil actions of ISRAEL and trying to defend it for the pandemic that it has let loose on the world.
the fact that Yas Forums cant band it's self together to try fighting this back shows how it's become spineless and full of JEW-loving faggots post 2016. prove me wrong.

kek

>There was absolutely zero news nor warning
I remember seeing a thread in late december about how several people who had visited a Wuhan wetmarket had fallen ill.

>I bought UAL stocks at around 75
Hahahahahaha
At least they won't go under...right?

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BIT WEIRD INNIT?

Not surprised.

Ok seriously what the fuck is going on?
I think the governments know this is a lot worse than they are letting on. The response has been absolutely insane, the feds are panicking, the fema coffins are coming out. Even trump stopped being optimistic.
Personally I think this thing is a released bioweapon and all the important players know it. I think its mutating faster than people realize and it's just going to keep reinventing people with new strains until they die.
I dunno man I just feel like shit is seriously about to pop off.

nigger i was talking about the powerful wind and fires that are destroying a bunch of shit in China right now, not the virus.

I remember a while ago that china was sending recovered patients to some recovery camp.
Does anybody know more about this? Where are they now and how are they doing for example, and most importantly, why did they have to go to a camp?

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>led by the personal doc of the main Russian opposition leader Navalny
hmmm

I didn't even think about that. It's pretty much the perfect plan to delay shipments until now.

fuck

explain to me why didnt you sell at a loss and buy them back atleast

Bro when this is over the US is going to shit on China. WW3 is going to pop off just because they'll need it to restart the economy.

Is not anyone else of the being impress with how Xi handle the virus?

this is not personal anymore seamonkey, your country will be owned by the chinks sooner or later

Probably tastes yummy because of all the fat and protein that envelops it, you would have to season it a bit though

There's an endgame to this
Pic related

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I read today " 1 person dies every 10 minutes in Iran from corona"

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>making shit up

Go back to bed Ivan.

>2009-2010
>H1N1
>Death toll: 500k+ worldwide

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2 more deaths in Malaysia

>when the boss says we unfortunately have to expect that this home working will last longer than the three weeks and you have to play normie games of reciprocating the need to socialize

kek, im fucking having the party of my life here meanwhile everybody around me are depressed from isolation, get fucked, normiefags.

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This will only be funny when we get to the hundreds of millions.

>buy them back
You sweet Summer child

THE CURE HAS BEEN FOUND!!!
>THE CURE HAS BEEN FOUND!!!
THE CURE HAS BEEN FOUND!!!
>THE CURE HAS BEEN FOUND!!!
THE CURE HAS BEEN FOUND!!!
>THE CURE HAS BEEN FOUND!!!

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so, as is true in the US, those that wanted to be tested but didn't meet the strict criteria, are now being tested and are positive.
>friend of a friend in China with family during the blow up
>US won;t allow he back in, she goes to the UK for a few weeks
>gets a cough after flying back from the Uk with a cougher sitting next to her
>tells them upon arrival in the US, they don't advise a test and let her in
>self quarantines anyway just in case

its a new virus that no one has immunity to.
So its gonna test everyone's adaptive immunity system.
After 60 the adaptive immune system is degraded and is gradually gone - thats why the mortality rate is so high there.
If you're young its basically a roll of the dice, you might get a bad immune response and die even if you're completely healthy.
I dont think anyone wants to gamble with that.

haven't you heard chinas cure contains lead and copper

youtube.com/watch?v=6DwAyAiZdkc

Take me Corona.

>WW3 is going to pop off just because they'll need it to restart the economy.
This
Hence the current layup with all the shills saying "never forget the bat eating chinks need glassing"

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FUCK CHINA AND FUCK BILL GATES

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Cant say for certain. This popped up on the my team's radar in December. All we knew was that there was a "mystery illness" in China and the timing of it seemed VERY suspicious considering what was happening in Taiwan/Hong Kong at the time. The switch we had to make from analyzing info about Hong Kong protests to this virus was pretty uncanny tho. That being said, I (cant speak for the rest of the people I'm working with) knew that this was gonna be a huge problem, because it's obvious China knew more than their letting on about, and they're fudging their reports. But ofc nobody listens because I just translate the language. It's up to the higher ups to actually "interpret it"

archive.is/IwfyV
Here's the archive, not pay walled.

haha sorry user, but I guess I'll be seeing you at the death camps for those that refuse this chip. Fuck that. My family can get them and live on if they want, but I'm not getting some god damn Bill-Gates approved microchip to show I'm a government-approved goodgoy or anything of the sort.

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Also find anything about that doctors alliance prior to this

That's the cure for communism not corona

Hope USA becomes the next italy.

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Is it just me or is PornHub going slow?

This whole thing stinks worse than the Wuhan wet market

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We Italy now

Whites are immune.

One can only hope. Singles and America makes it.

Nothing to see in Iran folks, just drink the kool aid

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NYC is looking to top Italy by itself at this rate.

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Go get coofed on then.

New York is fucking imploding, it's already happening

Do only whites in New York get the virus or can ethnic minorities get the virus aswell?

What have they been up to?

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>corona

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>meanwhile while you were dying from a virus, MSNBC decided to approve of and endorse Drinking and Driving.
I was once Democrat, never again. Sorry Jesus.

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WTF I love baseball now

>Hope USA becomes the next italy.
We are. My state is at least. I'm not happy about it when I drink, which is the opposite of what is supposed to happen.

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Control inbound

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A German user said yesterday there is infighting in the army and possible coups going on? The fires where in Army bases. But I can't confirm this.
All we know is that's actually fucking happening this time.

Finally going to see this city burn and I'm in the middle of it. Hope I'll survive, wish me luck

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I'm not surprised.
I have been thinking for a while that once infected youll always have corona with you.
I suspect that if youre "cured" you can still infect other people. Though I don't know yet if youll always die from it after youre "cured".

Werent there reports of mass deaths from something flu like in Iran in November December 2019? Know anything or hear anything about That?

why there is such a low death count in germany? did they run out of ventilators yet?

Drive-thru bars

I hope my family doesnt get btfoed

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Those are rookie numbers Corona Chan.
You've got to pump up those numbers.
Total genocide is the goal, Corona Chan.
Spare no shitskin in Iran.

reanimation and not counting people who died of secondary infections