AUS/POL/ - 1000 CLUB EDITION #4

Evening lads.

>Four cruise ships given special permission to dock in Australia despite 30-day coronavirus ban
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-21/coronavirus-four-cruise-ships-dock-australia-national-ban/12077824

>Australia surges past 1,000 coronavirus cases as infections rise again in NSW
sbs.com.au/news/australia-surges-past-1-000-coronavirus-cases-as-infections-rise-again-in-nsw

>Coronavirus Australia live updates: PM considers suburb lockdowns as Bondi Beach closes
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-live-updates/live-coverage/779032ad17aa8c6ee7f5e66e29c4a859

>Australia will 'shut down overnight' if coronavirus hits truckies
watoday.com.au/national/western-australia/australia-will-shut-down-overnight-if-coronavirus-hits-truckies-20200320-p54cf7.html

>Bondi Beach closed over crowds amid coronavirus pandemic
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-21/bondi-beach-closed-over-crowds-amid-coronavirus-pandemic/12077618

>From 4:00pm on Tuesday, anyone arriving from interstate or overseas into the Northern Territory will have to self-isolate for 14 days due to new strict border controls.
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-21/northern-territory-strict-new-covid-19-border-laws/12078048

>Press Releases
SA: sahealth.sa.gov.au/wps/wcm/connect/public content/sa health internet/about us/news and media/all media releases
ACT: health.act.gov.au/about-our-health-system/novel-coronavirus-covid-19
VIC: dhhs.vic.gov.au/media-hub-coronavirus-disease-covid-19
NSW: health.nsw.gov.au/news/Pages/default.aspx
NT: securent.nt.gov.au/alerts/coronavirus-covid-19
QLD: health.qld.gov.au/news-events/doh-media-releases
TAS: dhhs.tas.gov.au/news
WA: ww2.health.wa.gov.au/News/Media-releases-listing-page

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say something that only a non-CCP shill would say

Praise him

Taiwan number one

>last

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I am enjoying all this shit. Fuck this country is getting what it deserves. Fat cunts deserve to miss a few meals, it would do you good.

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Coles fag here, I took this photo at work, enjoy.

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yeah and?

tfw no chinese gf

WOOLWORTHS AND COLES EMPLOYEES ARE STOCKING UP ON VITAL AND ESSENTIAL ITEMS BEFORE THE GENERAL PUBLIC CAN GAIN ACCESS, THESE ARE THE REAL HOARDERS AND THEY MUST BE EXPOSED FOR THE GLUTTONOUS SWINE THEY ARE. THE PUBLIC MUST STOP IDOLISING THEM FOR DOING A MONKEY'S JOB. THIS IS BLATANT EXPLOITATION OF THE WORKING CLASS

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Coles sticks their notices up sideways now?

And nothing. Enjoy it.

they are the working class though

Fuck me bazza

No, for some reason when I uploaded it, it uploaded like that.

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What happened to the collapse user now that he has gone through all his supplies?

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Whats up faggots

Obviously not, I was mocking you

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Sir, step away from the TP

Only one packet per customer

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Died of starvation on top of a pile of toiletpaper

FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS FUCK CHINKS

they've become honorary members of the bourgeoisie and are simply being placated by their rulers.

The funny thing is I've seen cops come into my store early on shift and buy their toilet paper, they enforce rules they don't follow.

>say something that only a non-CCP shill would say
I'll just post a pic of the glorious leader.

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Also fuck jannies, jews, and faggots

nothing is gonna happen is it
>get lock down
>a few boomers will die
>noonereallycaresbecauseboomers.webm
>jews print fuck loads of cash
>average house prices goes to 3 million
>whites continue to be slowly genocided

STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY STINKY CHINKY

Life improves when the boomers die off, aren't you happy about more employment opportunities and cheaper housing?

She’s hot. Is she into wiping my ass with that smile.

COOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>close stores
>let me access my super

>more employment opportunities
They'll be replaced by immigrants at unprecedented rates as an attempt to boost the economy and keep the housing bubble going, this is the LNP we're talking about.

this unfortunately
right now we're at worst case scenario for the current system so when we come out of it, it will be back to the status quo.

i wont miss boomers but i doubt housing will go down

I am worried millennial’s don’t know how to make computers and Internet

He took a rope with him. What do you think happened?

Millennials staff ISP's and chinks make computers.

>60-80% mortality rate
>if you survive the first round of virus you gain no immunity and will be reinfected again
>this process will continue until you die
it's fucking over

good for them imagine actually having to serve people without being allowed to punch them in the face if they're cunts that's the problem with retail

Fellow Adelaide anons, believe me or not I dont really care.
I have heard that we will be going on a full lockdown before the end of this coming friday. Everything will be shut, and soon. For me, this comes from a highly reputable source, so thought I'd give you guys a heads up

Be safe, gather as much as you can, and I'll catch ya on the flip side of this pandemic. Remember 4 clubs

sauce

>makes up mortality rate
>implying it gets worse
>implying we don't get a vaccine by the second time

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What were you listening to Don’t post unless it’s at least this good

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WHY THE FUCK DID THEY LET THE RUBY PRINCESS DOCK IN NSW WITH 158 CASES ON BOARD SEND THEM BACK TO THEIR FUCKING TAX HAVEN ISLAND TO UNLOAD THE PASSENGERS THERE FUCK YOU SCOMO YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER DOG WE DON'T NEED MORE CORONA CUNTS ON OUR SHORES FOR IT TO SPRED IN THE FLOATING PETRI DISH THAT IS A CRUISE SHIP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COON NIGGER KIKE

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What source?

YER NAH CORONA IS GOOD FOR YA CUNT KEEPS THE HEART PUMPING!

No I need food so nah

I'm unironically listening to this rn

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Thankyou this is my reply

Vaccine is more than 12 months away and that is a conservative estimate, it will infect the majority of the population there is no doubt about that.

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NEETs soon to be drafted as arse wipers

Can i get some fucking proof cunt, the diamond princess was 30% over 70 year olds and only a few died

Banning them and then making a few exceptions is how our gov works.
They are literally retarded and only think of the GDP and their chances of getting re elected.

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Friendly reminder that current cases in Australia is ~6000 but not increasing. Only reason it seems like it is increasing because of our shit testing

That's pretty crazy bro but I don't remember asking

take it back off him

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Try again wagie I’m on the dsp
Neets win again

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I wish, we will just import more people to replace them and the Chinese will buy up all the dead boomers houses

since when did Yas Forums think a vaccine was a cure you fucking FAGGOT

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I believe you.

Can you give us any more information?

even a downie can wipe arses

>not playing Euto Truck Simulator and getting an HC first go
m8

Wasn't it proven that there is immunity but the people who were "reinfected" just had a false positive test or went to different doctors?

Inb4 cope

That pic better be from COVID 19s house.
Or it's a lie.

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Yep, I'm in ballarat which has "one confirmed case bit I've seen the ambulance helicopter make 3 pickups today. Yesterday I watched an ambulance with police escort go pass my house. The amount of ambos and fireys and cops driving around has me a bit suspicious

Boomer brain poison is more contagious than corona, there's a whole new generation of fucks who will be just as bad as them.

You all think this finacial collapse is due to corona virus when we were literally seconds away from a financial collapse twice last year

Will the white wizard finally be free? This seems like a time to release the big one we've waited for all these years.

>The WikiLeaks Grand Jury running 10+ years has been disbanded. Chelsea Manning and Jeremy Hammond have been released from its coercive machinations. Now drop all charges against #julianassange and release him.
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>highly reputable source
Sammy?
He's been on lockdown since January.

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BASED
So many faggots diss boomers but dont realise they have the exact same morals and personality traits as them.

Keep coping wagie Maybe in 60 years you can retire and you will be where I am now

KILL ALL AUSSIE PINKO CUMSKIN DOGS
I SWEAR TO ALLAH
SUNNI MUSLIM ARAB SLAYERS WILL BEAT DOWN THE SMELLY AUSSIE DOGS AND RAPE ALL OF THE REMAINING NON MIXED AUSSIE CHICKS
ALLAH IS HERE

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>FDA fast tracking everything
>everyone in the world working on it vs usually 1 country or few labs
>sequencing was released in January
>zika was done in sars fizzled out before one was done but labs going back to that

Keep bringing the panic

brehs why don't we have a tradition of tarring and feathering pollies like americans? please I just want SOME accountability all of this is a scenario that would be played out in the game called mine craft though

this is all done on purpose for a few reasons:

>chinks wanted to stop hong kong protests that were ongoing for 6+ months and really making the CCP look BAD

>chinks manipulate currency markets and crash them to buy up property and companies cheap

>chinks are disgusting dirty animals and can never be trusted for anything

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