I have coronavirus AMA

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Enjoy your manlet twig sons if you think that's a baby maker.
That's a fuckdoll.

How are you holding up?

What were you prescribed?

>seething

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Nothing, they told me to just stay home unless it gets worse

would breed

I am doing well enough, day 6 now. I have had a tight chest and impaired breathing since day 2... it has slowly gotten worse but never to a point where I couldn't hold my breath for 10 seconds and be fine. My lungs feel like complete shit right now though I'm not going to lie. About to take some more Mucinex.

More than 50% of all are already infected. More and more ppl will tell you that they feel "a bit strange". Symptoms are present but in a mild form.
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I'm not kidding. Limb growth is tied to the mother's genes. You will literally have an incel son if you impregnate that.

Did it just hit you out of nowhere or could you tell something was off for a while before?

Age? State? What are you symptoms.

Ok thanks for the heads up, might have to do it anyways

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I was very tired for one day, my throat was tingling the next day, the day after that I could feel the little fuckers in my chest/lungs.

God she's beautiful. Would literally kill myself just to suck on her tiddies.

23, Alabama, some cough, occasional chills, tight chest, slightly impaired breathing.

The chest and breathing are gradually getting worse each day... I'm hoping that it stops soon.

Symptoms seems to come in waves, getting better and then worse

It depends more how big the maternal grandpa was if you are a dude. My mom is very thiny while her father was a big guy, and now im currently the tallest in the family

How did you get it?

It's hard to say, pretty sure it was when a gas station attendant coughed up a lung and then gave me my change... should have said to just keep the $7 in hindsight.

My mother also works at the hospital though... could be that.

Yeah she could afford to have a nicer hip-waist ratio

Id still put my dick in it tho

She have corona too? If yea and showed syntoms before you the cause is probably the hospital. If you were the first in the family the gas station fool was

She has no symptoms and I isolated myself in my apartment, no one else in my family has showed any symptoms thankfully. Although I'm sure she will get it sooner or later.

What are things like in Italy? I'm curious to hear from an actual Italian.

Hope not. Take care of yourself mate, if America indeed reached the 20k infected mark shit will start to go down

shit I'm having these symptoms, aswell as a sharp stabbing pain while breathing in sometimes. both my parents been dry coofin since last Monday, been using an oximeter to see all our SpO2 levels

Goverment is forcing people to stay at home more and more as the day passes. I am two weeks straight at home, but father is stunnborn and while in vacation from work still exit two hours a day to do his stuff, despite almost every store is closed.
I am from a semi-rular zone in the north were the virus diffusion is mid-tier. The true shit is happening in Lombardy where the army is forced to use trucks to move elsewhere the corpes, as Lombardy crematoriums are completely full

In the south the numbers are growing and with their shitty healthcare they will not find better solution to flee in the north. The local southener governors are askiing the army help to force people inside, as southerners have fewer cases atm and thus are severely understimating the risks of going outside.
The Campania-Napoli governor have become a meme because of his treaths to use litteral flametrowers and helicopters to stop Neapolitans to socialize like they always do

Hope you get off lightly with it user.

Dry coughing is bad, there is thick mucus building in both their lungs as well as yours if your chest is hurting. They are having dry coughs because the mucus is too thick, sticky, and viscous to be coughed out. In severe cases it literally glues the patients lungs shut.

Assuming you are young then you will probably be fine but you should urge them to call a doctor and try to get tested. If they get in now (assuming USA) then they will certainly be able to get a bed and respirator if conditions worsen.

Best of luck friend. Take care of yourself, I have found that hot steamy showers reduce the level of congestion in my chest... just sit in the steam as long as you can. Also incorporate zinc into your diets... if you can get your hands on zinc pills or zinc losenges take them (but not too much to get zinc poisoning). The literature suggests that zinc will impair the replication processes of RNA viruses like coronavirus.

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Is it worse than the media is reporting it as? Or do you feel the reports are close to accurate.

LARPing faggot. Stop shitposting and spreading misinformation just because there are idiots on this board gullible enough to believe you.

Thanks user, I hope so too

I'm like 80 percent sure I have it. At the beginning of the week I had a lot of chest tightness and pain as well as headache and body aches. A couple days later I started getting really bad chills and I'm pretty sure I had a really high fever because I was extremely delirious and my bed was completely soaked from all the sweat. The last couple days symptoms have eased but still feel kinda shitty. I have. I clue what my fever was because I dont have a thermometer and I wouldn't have been able to test myself when it was at its peak anyway due to how fucked up I was. I also have no way of knowing if I actually have it or not cus I'm poor and dont have insurance and I'm not spending a ton of money on a dr visit and tests.

You're full of shit. Nice attempt at cope while your disgusting pig you call a wife walked by. kek.

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Trying to do my best to spread accurate information, believe me if you want to or not.

I didn't take the coronavirus seriously until it embedded itself into my lungs.

They have stopped doing tampons almost two weeks ago so they are reporting only the hospitalized cases. Many rumors of people dying at home but not counted as such because they get prelevated and burned without infections tests. Now are trying to promote to show all the cases of young people (without mentioning if they were already sick( in reanimation to try convince everyone else to exit only if needed

Spain is fucked too. They are behind us of 5-6 days but their curve is worse of what was ours in that phase, and they have overall a worst healthcare system

Have you experienced "waves"???

How long since your symptoms subsided? I want to know if it is going to get way worse for me next week.

By tampons you mean testing I assume? lol Thanks for the insight, I hope you and your family make it safely through this.

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In Italy the healed cases took a fuckton of time to be well enough to leave the hospital, at least in the serious cases. 3 or even 4 weeks after the reanimation ended. So the hospitals are full and this is worsening the situation

What is "reanimation"?

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Yea tampons are used to test it. As long as my father is not showing syntoms i will be fine, as he is the only one who could possibily bring it to home (my mother go to the stores covered like a Saudi Woman so is unlikely she will bring it)

Take care of yourself mr. redneck. You will be needed when the Confederation will rise again

Thanks fren

Intesive treatments departments for the infected people who need machines to breath or they will die

You too Spaghetti man, my family immigrated from Italy after WWII so I'd hate to see things go south.

Ah, same as respirators I think

do you think she's a virgin?

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Ya I know she is user, don't you worry

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>Spain
>overall a worst healthcare system
wat

>never to a point where I couldn't hold my breath for 10 seconds and be fine
I don't think that's a real assessment of your lung capacity.
Besides mucinex, what else are you doing to mitigate the damage?

Omg yeah. Between the first couple days of aches and chest tightness and the major fever and chills I had half a day where I felt better and almost went to work but we ended up having an earthquake that shut a bunch of shit down. Everything has been hitting with little intermissions of feeling better.

True, it isn't an assessment of my lung capacity, but it is an assessment of how "short of breath" I am. I am less worried about my lung capacity and more worried about mucus impairing the ability for O2 to diffuse through my lungs and into the bloodstream.

Mucinex, shitloads of zinc, orange juice, hot steam showers for 30 minutes or so (really seems to help the lung congestion), Ayr to keep my sinuses clear (has worked very well, my nasal passages have been wide open since I started with that, Emergen-C for all the other immune boosting vitamins, drinking lots of fluids and regularly drinking hot tea (as this is supposed to help the membranes in your lungs with absorbance but I'm not so sure about all that... the tea is nice though)

Do you have any ideas for what else might help?

Same... I just hope it doesn't ramp up really hard. Sitting in hot showers with steam seem to really help me with the chest congestion in the short term... it may help you as well and is very cheap to do.

Would fuck her anyway, with a condom.

Tampons are used to test it how? I don’t think that word means what you think it means. Pic related.

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lol... I was wondering about that. I hope he responds.

That’s a good idea. I’d even be happy with just saluting.

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prob meant swabs. think q-tips.

Yeah likely so

any idea how you got it?

Hey OP. I'm also presumably suffering from it as well, though I have yet to be tested for it as I feel that going to the hospital is just a big fucking mistake and will lead to further exposure. Have you been tested?

Any coughing at all? I'm in a similar position to you, day 7 since I came down with a fever and my chest has gotten progressively heavier over the last couple of days, but no cough.. I'm hoping that's an indication that my lungs aren't suffering too much damage. And I'm an ex-smoker, so I would've thought I'd be super sensitive to a cough.

Kek, in Italy "tampone/i" are what is used to take saliva and so on, so my spaghetti bro got confused

This is what I've gathered from other threads, they may or may not work:
thymosin beta 4
Estradiol
elder berry
Lobelia supplement
thymus extract
albuterol sulfate (when you already have serious problems)
pedialyte (when you already have serious problems)
Vitamin C
Collodial Silver
Dry Fasting
Semen Retention
Beta Glucan
tylophora indica, mucinex, and sparingly use antipyretics
tylophora indica, resveratrol, and nicotinamide riboside
Coconut water
Pepcid, Tagamet, Adix, or Zantac.
Prilosec, Prevacid. or Nexium to do the same as above.
benadryl or generic benadry. aka... diphenhydramine

>day 7 since I came down with a fever and my chest has gotten progressively heavier over the last couple of days
i had same progression. after that you will lose sense of smell for couple of weeks.

FPBP

I'm hoping that I'm past the worst of it but with how it's been I wouldn't be surprised if theres another wave coming.
My mom sent me some thing with a doctor saying that they have found that the virus overwhelmingly stays in the nasal and sinus area due to that part being the lowest temperature part of the body and that they've seen that breathing air above 133 degrees for 5 min, five times a day effectively kills it since that's the temp that the virus other membrane breaks down. He said to sit in a sauna if available or to take a blowdryer and put it on the highest setting you can safely tolerate and breath the hot air through your nose for 5-10 min a few times a day.
I dont know if its bullshit or not but it might be worth trying, I've been doing it for a day now. Dude also said it works for other coronaviruses like flu and cold.

you forgot putting crystals on you head

>for a couple of weeks
Damn. How long ago did you contract it? has your sense of smell returned yet?

I have not been tested, I don't have a fever and don't know anyone else who has it so I can't get tested unless my conditions worsen. But I know it is coronavirus, I have never felt this feeling before. It's not anxiety, its not allergies, its these viral fuckers attacking my lungs. I am fine staying out of the hospital though, there is nothing they can do for me at this point and I don't want to expose others.

Ex smoker here too... very little cough as well. From what I understand there is thick mucus building up in our lungs and we WANT to cough it out but it is so thick and viscous that we can't do so. You need to take zinc and mucinex to keep that heavy feeling in your chest at bay... I also found that steamy hot showers and sitting in their for like a half hour or so helps my chest feels less congested.

Get someone to pick up zinc pills for you if they can, and take mucinex every 12 hours, get someone to grab you some.

Literature on how zinc impairs the ability of RNA viruses to replicate:
journals.plos.org/plospathogens/article?id=10.1371/journal.ppat.1001176

Best of luck to you friend.

Thanks fren.

Sitting in steam really helps with the chest congestion and is free... you may want to add that to your list. Also zinc as coronavirus is an RNA virus and zinc is the nemesis of RNA viruses.

journals.plos.org/plospathogens/article?id=10.1371/journal.ppat.1001176

What happened with your chest over the next couple weeks?