/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2349 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

I just woke up. What did I miss?

EVERYONE IS LYING ABOUT DEATH COUNTS

ONLY GERMANY IS THIS FUCKING BLATANT

So you are tell me less people died from this, than average traffic accidents?

First death in Lithuania - en.delfi.lt/politics/coronavirus-pandemic-first-death-in-lithuania.d?id=83839385

So far most of locally infected cases have been doctors.

>tfw your country's hospitals are the main source of infection

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Dead people don't get tested.

THIS IS HUUUUGE!!

So the NWO (((predicted))) the corona pandemic. In one of the newer Disney-movies "Rapunzel" from 2010 (story of the Brothers Grimm), Rapunzel is locked in a tower like forcibly quarantined, guess what her hometown is called: Corona.

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Saw this in my street

F

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Based and Garypilled

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ok schizo

Fuck China!

Well the Jews lied about their death counts, too. Consider this as retribution.

>in the city of Wuhan after one month since the adoption of the lockdown policy, we see a decreasing trend from the peak of the disease," Sun Shuopeng said. "Here in Milan, the hardest-hit area by Covid-19, there isn't a very strict lockdown: public transportation is still working and people are still moving around, you're still having dinners and parties in the hotels and you're not wearing masks." "I don't know what everyone is thinking." He advised Italians to stop all "economic activities and cut the mobility of people," calling on everyone to just stay at home. "We need every citizen to be involved in the fight of Covid-19 and follow this policy

Holy shit Italians are retarded. They are aiming for 100% covid saturation.

halt die Fresse

China

Hurensohn

I mean, they aren't necessarily lying if they're getting a more complete view of their outbreak. Half of Iceland's cases are asymptotic and only 6 have required hospitalization so far.

The other end of the coin is that even if Iceland's numbers aren't the result of testing artifacts, it essentially makes any outbreak impossible to control without identifying all the asymptotic and mild cases, and its infectiousness can still crash even a top-notch medical system in short order.

Japan and Thailand are lying as well as China ofcourse

Why haven't we blown up in cases yet?

Niggers tongue my anus

Reminder that the world is going to shit because Ling Ling couldn't stop himself from eating a flying rat.

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oh shit
>a princess living in a town called crown

Isn't Japan lying through their teeth about this to try and save the Olympics or something?

China reports 4.0% death rate
Germany reports 0.3% death rate

Didn't a bat piss him or something?

Me every day when I wake up and check the news half asleep

+81 cases in Indonesia, total 450
+6 death total 38, already more than Japan

>>S-strain was intended to be air delivered in China during times of biological warfare
Very interesting indeed.
youtube.com/watch?v=5o0lqeGJhyk

I think USA is getting ready to deploy vaccine if it hasn’t started already

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>blue flag
>blue virus
>blue mood
Who else is truly blue?
Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=UDPVXiD4u_g

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A: You're deliberately undertesting. B: Widespread adoption of practices like mask-wearing and seclusion when sick.

Same reason why Hong Kong had things mostly under control until international cases seeded a second wave there.

Compton is reporting fires and civilians firing at the National guard.

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just want my BAT SOUP with 3 dipping sauces all delivered by door dash!!!!

GIVE ME MY BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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this is the big one
literally gonna play games for a month and see what world i wake up in after

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You can't get more cases if you don't test for them.

I think my alcoholism might kill me, but not for the reasons you would think.

I don't admit I have a problem, so I don't stock up on alcohol. I go out every other night to buy a 1.75 liter bottle of booze. It's the same reason I only buy a pack of cigarettes at a time; I don't want to admit I'll have to get another pack. I only smoke 3-4 cigarettes a day, so it isn't a big deal, but after 2 nights, there isn't enough left in that 1.75 liter bottle to get drunk again, so I end up going back out.

Unless I can come to terms with my alcoholism and stop breaking quarantine, I'm going to fucking catch this.

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NIp boomers probably don't go out all fucking day to panic buy groceries and toilet paper.
Literally the only people out in my state are boomers stripping the supermarkets bare because they can.
Honestly lockdowns should be based on age and medical condition, this system punishes the low risk group and crippled the economy and allows the high risk group to irrationally travel around and fuck up the supply chain with panic buying.

It's hit exponential growth in India. Up sixty cases over the last 24 hours.
It's been fun shitposting with you lads. I'll see you on the other side.

Oh my god i accidentally sent u a picture of my self-isolation plans... please delete it! Unless you want protect our nation's elderly? lol just kidding delete it... if you want... haha nah just delete it... unless?

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Not much longer now, anons. within 6 weeks there will be so many dead that even the most basic of normies will be flooding here for a scrap of info.

enjoy your last weeks of a semi-peaceful Yas Forums. ALL NEETs eventually drift here, and unfortunately the world has been forced to adopt millions of more NEETS since they can't go to work.

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Liar! Niggers never do such things. They wuz kangz. Don't be a hater.

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Precautions on how to strengthen your immune system.
youtube.com/watch?v=gXTPHE174vw

The cattle here are testing positive to corona

>Virus spreads through pipes
FUCK

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When will the wa state border close? We're really fucked up and need to contain this shit. My gf lives in oregon though, might not see her for awhile.

Ouch

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Just boil the water.

Anyone know where this came from?

Was it Yas Forums?

Just trying to find archive of it

Any info greatly appreciated!

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Man with positive Corona result found dead in his apartment

Top news (9:32 am): An elderly man has been found dead in an apartment in Flörsheim, who, according to the authorities, has probably died from the consequences of a coronavirus infection. It would be the third corona death in Hessen. The - positive - test result on the pathogen Sars-CoV-2 was to be delivered to the man on Friday evening, as a police spokesman reported on Saturday. When the man did not open the door, the emergency services went into the apartment wearing full protective clothing.

According to the Main-Taunus-Kreis, the man belonged to the risk group because of his old age and previous illnesses. "Sad news for all of us," said Madlen Overdick, head of health, according to a statement. The health department and the district continue to use all their strength to curb the spread of the virus.

this is what scares me the fucking most as a man who lives alone away from family and this is why i wanted a gf so desperately. now it is too late for that.

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Can't believe we're crashing the economy and starting WWIII over a fucking flu.

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theme for when the infected countries gif is updated.
youtube.com/watch?v=gPQBN3i3WWs

Quit larping
No one is immune.

>In 2015, the Institute published successful research on whether a bat coronavirus could be made to infect HeLa. A team from the Institute engineered a hybrid virus, combining a bat coronavirus with a SARS virus that had been adapted to grow in mice and mimic human disease. The hybrid virus was able to infect human cells.[8][9]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wuhan_Institute_of_Virology

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It's 4 AM, and I'm only about 375 ml deep in whisky. My sleep schedule is way off because of this, and I will sleep all day, so it doesn't fucking matter. I'm going to drink at least 750 ml before I'm finished. That's the routine, and it isn't stopping anytime soon.

It's likely due to cases that have been caught early in the virus' progression and an actually working health system. Same reason why the Death Princess has a CFR of 1% right now in spite of burning through a ship full of boomers.

Something to also consider is the possibility of false positives from testing people without obvious symptoms, which was rumored to be happening in Korea, and would explain other unexpectedly low mortality countries like Israel or Iceland.

GALLVIM THREESOME has deployed the National Guard in California

.....WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOOOOOTTTT!!!!!!!!!

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JUST WASH YOUR HANDS BRO

designer RNA coding for antibodies actually
it will be about a month before they can start spreading it

SARS wasn't natural either.

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Please someone tell me that the chloroquine meme is just that. A meme.

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>Madlen Overdick
Was für ein Name

what was italian death count yesterday

If you’re drinking that much, now is not the time to quit. Taper if you can, but stock the fuck up to ensure you can stay put and don’t run out. You’ll need supervised detox, and you don’t wanna be in a facility right now.
>t. Half gal of whiskey a day exdrinker
It can get better user. Coming up on 7 years sober, but I remember what you’re going through.

8.57% death rate in italy for ANYONE who catches it

bnonews.com/index.php/2020/03/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

It’s worse than every government and organisation is letting on and you’d be stupid not to realise that

Just stop drinking and smoking dude.

>inb4 lol just quit lmao

I get it, but just do it anyway.

china reports fake shit memeflag don't care what they report

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Bat pissed on him, then he drank bat's pee and ate a bat

I remember I saw a chink woman spitting on a chair in the background during a TV interview, any one has it?

>Please someone tell me that the chloroquine meme is just that. A meme.
Even if it's real, there's no way it could be scaled up enough in time to fight off a hospital-destroying first wave without mass quarantines. The second-order effects of that alone would cause an economic crash.

it's very real
at the moment big pharma is scrambling to find ANYTHING that works better than just straight chloroquine, because otherwise they will not profit from this at all and in fact lose huge amounts of money

please stock up huge and drink very slow
we need you guys alive when this is all over
dont die on us anons

japan is totallly normal where i'm at. u wouldn't even know there is a world ending pandemic. I pray to God it stays that way.

625 deaths and 6k new infections

WITH NO SURVIVORS

meh
they're looking at confirmed cases

Over viral pneumonia you single digit IQ nigger.

Nigger

tuberculosis

>Please someone tell me that the chloroquine meme is just that. A meme.
It is.

Judging by your image, you might catch the reference in this one.

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alcohol withdrawal is one of the few (along with heroin) that can actually kill you. Like the other user said, stock up and taper off slowly. Replace alchohol addiction with something else in the meantime (tranny porn or sweets might suffice)

>china donates 100K test kits/supplies to Philippines
>china donates 1 million masks to Spain
>china sends 21 doctors to Italy
>china sends doctors and supplies to Iran
Here comes everyone's hero! I wonder what great ties our countries will make to the country who helped us all in our time of need.

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I now understand why Trump refers to it as Chinse virus

/cvg/ seams oddly empty today

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Jesus fucking christ that pic

and this changes what exactly you dense faggot

I expected actually good music and not this shameful weeb shit.

Not if the Olympics happen

Come on guys, Corona-Chan still has some places to infect. Say it with me!
LIBYA! LIBYA! LIBYA! LIBYA!

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>CORONA REDPILLS ON GLOBOHOMO
>CORONA RED PILLS ON CREMATORIUMS
>CORONA RED PILLS ON CHINESE MANUFACTURING
>CORONA RED PILLS ON IMMIGRATION
>CORONA CHAN BLESS YOU

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

It's the same here in NZ, minus some panic buying being evident at supermarkets. Fingers crossed that doesn't change for the worse. But I do find it hard to believe a place as densely populated as Japan, close to China and with a high elderly population isn't getting hit hard by this.

List of things that killed more people this year than corona:
>-traffic incidents
>-americans being fat as fuck
>-???

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ITT : Sething non-germanics with their shithole third world healthcare systems

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guys /x/ hasn't even noticed there's a real happening going on
there's one thread asking if viruses can be paranormal
they are literally so caught up in their own worlds they haven't noticed the entire first world is going into fucking luckdown next week

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So i just sold my Switch to get a Mav 88 last week but have never fired a shotgun.
Will 00-buck slay niggers? I expect a heavy kick and not a ton of accuracy, but if I fire at a nig at in-home distances with 00 buck, i'll be good with a single shot, right? please say yes, i'm poor and that's all I can afford.

Either anons fromm previous threads are asleep or dead.

Nice Corona-Chan, here's one in return.

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no shit

germany is trying to test as many people as possible to get a good overview of the current situation, hence the large amount of infected. Give it some time and the death tolls in germany will skyrocket aswell

We burgers, need to sleep, hans

>we're starting WWIII over a fucking flu.
How do you know this? Anyway, it will be over as soon as it begins, if it will ever happen, so why even care about that shit.

>But I do find it hard to believe a place as densely populated as Japan, close to China and with a high elderly population isn't getting hit hard by this.
You're the elites' bugout site, so they wouldn't dare allow you to suffer like the rest of us.

corona chan is probably a skinwalker

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Twitter is censored as fuck. No more dropping people videos.

I believe they are not testing for it, hence the low numbers.

everybody knew about chloroquine back in February it's just a cope to sooth the masses i guess
according to dutch doctors there's no proof they have any contemporary medication that works
hln.be/wetenschap-planeet/-geen-bewijs-dat-bestaande-medicatie-werkt-tegen-corona~af4b343b/

Anyone with more than mild case of coronavirus in 3rd world is as good as dead

Flipland's case now up to 307

newsinfo.inquirer.net/1246122/ph-now-has-307-cases-of-coronavirus-disease

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who's got that list of nicknames given to this shit?

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the cope is REAL

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It's usually empty at this hour, but this time is more than before

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fuck chinks, they are trying to kill us

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>living

Why, America?

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Fucking bastards were making this virus in the first place

Half a gallon is literally 2 1/2 fifths. Were you drinking all day?

I drink a fifth per night. Nothing during the day. I spend the first half of the day recovering. I can't even get drunk off beer anymore and don't waste my time with it. That's been for a long time now.

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/x/ is the anti/pol/, they're never right and nothing they sperg about ever happens

Why yes, non-germanics are indeed coping.

...

Surely the people would notice and comment on the fact people are getting sick all over the place? Or are they scrubbing any news of that as fearmongering

I only screencapped the slightly outdated version

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>China: no fucking data
come on, now...

>up 70 from yesterday
shit negro

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I liked some of /x/ schizos showing up here. Made the whole thing a lot more fun

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>at in-home distances with 00 buck
you will one shot your hearing with that, get earmuffs too or a nigg will rape you because you can't hear him coming

>female in her 20s
don't die, potential breeding stock!

It was from Yas Forums.
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/241674007

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Guys!!

>Just stop drinking and smoking dude.
I can't,and with alcohol it's no longer a matter of will power. I'm too far gone.

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>START BUYING OUR PRODUCTS BIGOTS, WE'RE CLEAN NOW REEEEEEE
youtube.com/watch?v=wlfL4PM42Zw

Based and checked

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>late january
>new virus in chinese city
>tons of videos showing catastrophic situations and people dropping like flies

>late march
>infections all around the globe
>no videos
>no pics

WHATS HAPPENNING?

Check and based

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he's in denial too

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serious question bros. can my grandma catch coronavirus through farts?

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If shit gets really dire, I legitimately plan on hiking out to their hideouts and stopping by for a coffee at 2am one night. There isn't much in the way of security or even fences on those properties. But uh, just visiting their minecraft servers of course.

then do a flip, you weak faggot

Did you already mentioned that German diesel engines does not pollute, right?

>none of them even remotely realize what the implications of their findings mean
Gotta love reddit

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Is China the new Israel?

it stopped being funny

soon

that's a korean

>the news keeps repeating that it targets men more than women
Stop getting my hopes up, MSM.

mememe

stay seething eastern "european"

Test yourself for possible fag

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This explains that white shit they were spraying all over I guess. But how does this chink think they don't deserved to be glassed for this. They deserve extinction

Its true, all of it.

Nice toothpaste

Cancer
This is what amazes me the most about the virus. If the medical community worldwide responded to something like cancer with this much voracity we would find a cure.

Show me a single YOUNG HEALTHY person that died from this

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Oh shit, Checkerino

Weak faggot, I'm quitting right now after literally decades of heavy smoking,

China got their great firewall running to prevent truth from leaking. And people just filming themselvs in Italy doesn't have the same thrill

What if I buy this?

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Gary is legit not even a bot. He has it all ready to go and waits for new threads, that's why his death count is sometimes off.

I don't know his motivation, but his persistence is legendary.

why are chink rekt threads on /gif/ but no white rekt thread?

>Happening-Con 2
Stop being retarded, ok?

We're like at 4 or 3 max.

thanks, bro

Double triple of truth
Happening on /x/ I sleep, happening on Yas Forums real shit

Ultra checked

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yes

this isn't seething, this is feeling pity

impressive

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bro it's sewage pipes that spread it.

no confirmed infos that it already spreads by groundwater (main water supply)

however, boiling water is always good... i do that too since start of february...

only exceptions are showers.

seal all sewage pipe entrances to be saver and only open them when you really have to

thanks for this

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t. gypsy

>smoking,
I could quit smoking. I have before, and I barely smoke now. Smoking is nothing.

I'm a fucking alcoholic. That's the problem.

CHECKED

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