Japan to invalidate visas

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David sensei OUT
Useless JET welfare ALTs OUT
Rude, loud and violent tourist OUT OUT OUT

The Japanese medical system is for the Japanese people. Ventilators for Manabu San, not for David sensei.

FAQ
>What about my job?
The one where you drink coffee and chat all day? It won't be missed

>All my stuff is here there's nothing for me at home
Yes

>I don't have corona virus
Japan has neither the desire or capacity to help you when you eventually do get it

>I planned a month long tour of Japan. I was going to visit a robot cafe and a maid cafe then go to Kyoto
Stop being a basic bitch tourist on the cookie cutter Japan trip. And you can't come in.

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But I wanted to come to Japan to rob and murder Zainichi, can I still come

Get out of my thread.

Oh look at this thread just sitting here. Would be a shame if someone walked into it.

Can we return your diaspora to you?
We don't want them either.

No, now I’m going to rob and murder you

Typical nigger.

RIP English teachers such as the OP

basado

>needing a visa to visit Japan

Must suck living in a 3rd world shithole.

Lol, I know someone who's stuck in Japan. She was posting a video of Japan a few days ago about how it was so beautiful. Now she's crying cause she can't go home. She called the embassy and they can't find any flights and basically told her: "lol, hope you have enough in savings, bye"

Japanese monkey like op will die 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

Bro I just want a qt japanese gf

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We should do Japan a solid and give them the entire state of Hawaii. More islands full of Asians and annoying white liberals for them, fewer leftist shitskins trying to ruin my country.

Nah. They don't fuck their husband once they have kids. Hard pass.

who's going to fuck all the slanted pussy? aren't all jap males incels now?

WAITO PIGGU GO HOME

Smart move.

>Nah. They don't fuck their husband once they have kids. Hard pass.

Same with white women only they start fucking their dog after they stop with the husband.

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That's racist! How dare they discriminate?

Roughly 50% of marriages in Japland are sexless. lol

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>huge amount of GDP is tourism
>nah we don't care that we have been stagnant for 30 years

I just got back from Japan last year and you will have bus loads of chinks spitting all over your castles and shrines by 2021.

I hope they permanently kick the fucking drunkard loud American and British tourists out forever, even after corona is done.

People from non-shitholes and America get visas on arrival, but they're still visas.

This is just about visitor visas. English teachers are not on visitor visas.

That's fine, I'll just put off marriage for as long as I can without her eggs turning rotten.

Why the fuck doesn't japan use its old based flag

>America gets visa

Literally don't. Part of the visa waiver program.

Epic sex life fail:

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Why are nips such rude assholes all the time? Did the radiation make them bad tempered?

I have a Taiwanese one, it’s great she does all the chores.

I'm ok with this

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because it's the jap version of a swastika

They're only polite when they're selling you their cars and technology or when the gaijin is praising Japland. Otherwise they're pretty rude.

They aren’t allowed.

>This is just about visitor visas

Wait, really? I want David sensei to go home though.

I hate English teachers

reading comprehension?

it is talking about tourist visas, not employment visas. exposed your low iq

Doesn't the ambassy have to provide a place to stay?
Also, you can go to the docks and board a ship that goes to Europe if they haven't blocked that yet.

I see it on cars all the time. It looks dope.

>I have a Taiwanese one
gross. that's barely a rung above a fucking pinoy.

Our loudypoors are in Spain knobhead, no bonger goes to japan to get loud and drunk

Meh, I've met a few laid back ones, but even they weren't very warm to most foreigners.

dropping a few more bombs might fix their attitudes

Will they finally stop the Olympic?

Sorry. I got all giddy at the thought of them going. I got into an argument with a JET when he called Abe a fascist apologist (his words not mine) and tried to fight me. I just don't think Abe is a fascist.
I don't hate English teachers as a concept. A good one can fills a useful roll Japanese natives can't. The problem is they are largely far left idiologues.

what do you think the stamp is you dumb fuck? they stamp your passport and that is your visa it has a date on it which you have to fuck off by

They only are rude in major cities because gaijins act like barbarians.
People at the lesser known areas were all very friendly.

David sensei is definitely not going home anytime soon because he knows he might not be able to come back.

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EXTREMELY BASED.
EXTREMELY REDPILLED.

Yeah it is true. There are many English teachers that are trash. There are a few decent ones, the decent ones usually don’t hang out with other foreigners

Why Mexico?

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They are almost always faggots. I've known many JETs past and present. They are losers for the most part. People I wouldn't associate with. Bullying them is fun though.

The far left ideologues I meet here are more often Americans than Europeans. Americans are definitely worse tourists. I suppose they'll ban them soon enough too, considering the rate at which the US is descending into chaos.

>Japanese officials are currently examining new visa applications and are expected to issue fewer than usual.
This probably means less new English teachers.

Isn't it getting close to that time of year when the old teachers head home and they issue visas to the new teachers?

Shitty timing for them I guess.

>Only for Europe
>for new people coming in
>only invalidates when people leave the country
>ends in April

You got my hopes up.

As an American I agree that the Americans working here are absolutely the worst.

Motha love me long time long time

A visa is a whole lot different. Requires you going through a consulate, a lot of paperwork, fees, etc.

That's what Japan is banning.

Which of you is an actual nipponese?

>Americans in Japan are commies

That's sad. If only we could deport them into the ocean.

I've heard multiple Americans say they don't want to go back because of Trump.
They seem oblivious to the fact they are residing in a country with a more right wing nationalistic government than the US.

fuck off, nigger, they're full

Probably for laborers. The eternal beaner will just move to nipland and spain once we remove them back to their own country.

Nobody.
We just hate most other foreigners here, especially English teachers.

That’s because they are insane, user.

>Useless JET welfare ALTs OUT
Nope. Can you even read the article you sent?

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I said dance monkey, DANCE.

open your borders or it's aparthied kike

Yeah it’s infuriating. I’ve never met another pro-Trump American here actually.

>english teacher feels superior to other english teachers
>reason: ???
Yes we know you aren't JP by your english
t. english teacher that left japan a month ago when corona was kicking off

Nobody to dance for, thanks to Abe closing schools. I'm at least self-aware unlike many other dancing monkeys though and am currently working towards moving up to teaching university

Haha im still here and I dont plan on leaving

What the fuck are you even doing right now? You have no classes. You just sit there soaking up paychecks. Every time I submit my tax forms a little piece of me dies knowing they are paying wages high enough to support a family to kids who function as human tape recorders

Lol

>one day

Working on my masters and studying Japanese. Also browsing Yas Forums on my phone. Like I said, I'm self aware so I'm trying to make use of the time to be a genuinely better teacher and move up professionally

Fuck you I'm trying despite boomer weebs who came here in the 90s taking up all the good uni jobs

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>mexico up to 6 months visa free
>delicious mexican cuisine virtually unknown in japan
I have to learn how to cook because of this.

Keep it up. I remember when I finally moved up and got a uni professor job and the expression on people's faces when I told them on my way out. Felt good.

You are literally david-sensei, except even worse because you're pretending to be japanese on an anonymous Laotian watercolor bulletin. This is such cringe.

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based

>When they LEAVE Japan
Must be amerimutt education

Woo, thank goodness I just got engaged to my girlfriend.

>send Europeans home
>remain chock full of poos, Nepalis, Filipinos and other mystery meat

Umm based?