/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2348 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Waiting...

Oh no no no no no no no

He could have reacted sooner. Kim closed the border with China within the first few days

>Dead: 11,538
lol, still only 11,538.
How many days has it been stuck at 11,538? Four days? Five days?

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Finally, then I have my ticket way out of this clown world.

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meme disease

What is it?

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FUCK JANNIES

Just saw this on my street

How fucked am I?

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Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=VakXfjXlBNo
Also protect Aki chan with a hazmat suit.

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Because it is still misunderstood..
Reminder, do not fall for confirmation bias. The number of reported cases are of course going to go up because people are being tested. You cant be counted if no one is counting. Unless your average age is 78.5 or you have an underlying condition like obesity you will be just fine. Please calm the fuck down.

>within 30 minutes of eachother
>hear one source telling people that the vast majority won't get worse than a bit of flu
>at the same time hear some boomer telling young people not to act invincible because they could die or end up in intensive care

The angry confused boomers don't know whether to try and prevent young people getting scared and panicking incase the anarchy hurts boomers asseterinos or whether to do the opposite and try and scare young people off from taking the virus lightly who might then spread it to boomers faster

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Hah

03/20/2020 already past
update your shitty chart fucker

Yes, the symptom reports have varied wildly person-to-person

Why leave if the clown world will be gone soon?

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fuck germany

this

>tfw wanna make chicken but I don’t wake up early enough to get to the store to by it

I JUST WANNA COOK CHICKEN YOU FUCKING PANDANIGGERS

statnews.com/2020/03/17/a-fiasco-in-the-making-as-the-coronavirus-pandemic-takes-hold-we-are-making-decisions-without-reliable-data/

>The one situation where an entire, closed population was tested was the Diamond Princess cruise ship and its quarantine passengers. The case fatality rate there was 1.0%, but this was a largely elderly population, in which the death rate from Covid-19 is much higher.

>Projecting the Diamond Princess mortality rate onto the age structure of the U.S. population, the death rate among people infected with Covid-19 would be 0.125%. But since this estimate is based on extremely thin data — there were just seven deaths among the 700 infected passengers and crew — the real death rate could stretch from five times lower (0.025%) to five times higher (0.625%). It is also possible that some of the passengers who were infected might die later, and that tourists may have different frequencies of chronic diseases — a risk factor for worse outcomes with SARS-CoV-2 infection — than the general population. Adding these extra sources of uncertainty, reasonable estimates for the case fatality ratio in the general U.S. population vary from 0.05% to 1%.

N O T H I N G B UR GER

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Some dried fruit and meat. Get some nuts as well. If you have a large freezer, get some fresh meat and freeze it.

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modern art

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Excuse my autism but why are people getting fired? It's just a suspension, How does firing people help anyone?

Competing instructions amount to people just ignoring the noise. Which seems to be the case now, people are "sick" of hearing about corona-virus so they've moved on.

Holy shit I cannot wait for aussie hours to end. These fucking try-hards are legit not as funny as they think they are and it makes them as a whole look uneducated. It was cute at first, but like a bad ex they stayed around a little too long for their own good.

Where are you that lacks chicken?

I'm already infected(probably), Corona-chan. So yeah, I have little remaining time here.

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>Work in the baking sector
>Anti fraud and money laundering
>Apparently I’m an essential worker

Looks like I’m actually going to die within the next 3 months as we still need to go into work

I just hope I don’t go out in pain

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I have a question.
My country got only 5 million population.
The infected over here increase by 20 everyday.
Basically 1.27 increase from day to day.
Right now 113 infected.
So far 2 dead.
According to my calculations this means that in 4 weeks from now on, we should be facing around 35.000 infected and like 700 dead (likely more on both cases).
I think my goverment is doing absolutely everything they can to control this shit, but the people over here refuse to stay in their homes and rather go to the beach, parties, drinking, fucking, etc.
Also schools, universities and almost all the work force announced that will return to business as usual in 4 weeks since everyone here barely takes the virus as something serious at all.
In fact everyone thinks were in some sort of vacation.

My question is, were absolutely fucked right?
Costa Rica is a really poor country with no army, no way to exercise martial law, not enough medical staff or medical equipament.
I genuinely think 90% of the country will end up infected by mid year since rain season will start here VERY soon.

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S

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yes?

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Thank you Gary

Wrong and not timely
Real theme: youtu.be/LKYPYj2XX80

>he's still trying
I wonder whether this is a newfag, a mentally handicapped midget or a chink operative trying to derail through attention seeking.
Whether it be one of those, it's a failure in doing so.

>underlying condition like obesity
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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About 75% of your stash

Grab some instant curry to throw on that rice.

Someone protect her!

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Colorado, every store in a 10 mile radius instantly runs out of chicken

You need to cut the costs, because firms don't make money, but have to pay wages.

this exactly

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Maybe they could sue for not getting paid?

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Good video for anons that want to get educated on exponential growth of viruses.

To be fair, the virus is going to hurt, but not as much as the economic depression which will follow. We have rough years ahead of us. Never mind that China seems determined to start a war.

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No shit. Around the springs area or more north. By the way you talk I know you are not by Pueblo.

Pleas everyone I need to know what this man has to say. Shhhh

> This is America. Trump isn't a dictator

He got a lot of flack for closing the border to China and did so against the advisor recommendations - scientists, WHO, CDC, etc.
cuz he's raaycisssit

so what the gary bot just reposts the current death count as the same for the past 5 days with the same copy pasta?

i dont understand

But that would have been racist

Big yellow snaggletooth

Don't give up

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Why the fuck is Phoenix of all places doing well compared to fucking Illinois?

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Is this thing on?

My friend has an announcement to make

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Alright lads simmer down, the man's got somethin ta say!

Theres many problems with how the information is being portrayed, what few random tests we have done suggest a large number of asymptomatic carriers, to whom the virus does little to nothing. The death rates would go way down if we tested more people.

Was at Southgate Safeway Friday morning, they had tons of chicken and pork.

>Shortage Hitting the Deep South
stoatnet.org/gettincrazy/

I’m in Arvada, every store just about from highlands ranch as far as I know all the way to 160th is fucked for all poultry and pork. But if your telling me springs is in the same situation I believe. People are even buying out the farmers markets in Brighton bone dry

Life of my people is more important to me than being called racist by people who hate me anyway

Go on, fine chap.

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Everybody shut up, I need to hear this.

Heat.

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>Daft Punk
gay, as to be expected from most of Europe, but Finland? Why do you like that fag shit?

*bzzztt wnnnn* *tap tap* *testing testing* *one two three* Well then. Let's get it over with.

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ANYWAY

A SPECTRE IS HAUNTING Yas Forums FOR A WEEK OR MORE NOW

THE SPECTRE OF GOOGLE CAPTCHAS!

*AHEM*

FUCK CAPTCHAS
FUCK HIROMOOT
FUCK THE Yas Forums PASS
FUCK JANNIES HANDING OUT ARBITRARY BANS CAUSE THEIR FEELINGS GOT HURT

I WILL NEVER BUY A Yas Forums PASS NO MATTER HOW MANY IMPOSSIBLE CAPTCHAS YOU ARE GOING TO FEED ME YOU YELLOW NIGGER!

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FUCK JEWS!
FUCK TRANNIES!
FUCK FAGS!
FUCK NIPS!
FUCK CHINKS!
FUCK FATTIES!
FUCK NEWTYPES!
FUCK COCA COLA!
FUCK AUTOMATIC!
FUCK WEEBS!
FUCK DISNEY!
FUCK CAPESHIT!
FUCK LEGO!
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FUCK /lgbt/!
FUCK LEFTYPOL!
FUCK MARX!
FUCK THE TRANNY WHO OWNS LEFTYPOL!

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Goodnight!
DEATH TO NIGGERS!
ALSO, FUCK HIROSHIMOOT, FUCK Advertisers AND FUCK 4CHANNEL!

HAVE A GOOD DAY

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Went to the store two days ago. Now got some diarrhea.

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booze

Nigeria just saved a pastabro
>Great to see Nigeria has recorded another coronavirus recovery. The index case; the Italian gentleman recovers, he is now NEGATIVE, Lagos State Governor has confirmed.

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But doesn't that just fuck them up in the long run when business starts up again and they don't have any staff?

>FUCK GOOGLE FOR FARMING Yas Forums USERS TO TRAIN MACHINE LEARNING ALGORITHMS FOR SELF DRIVING VEHICLES!
So that's why the capcha always ask for those.

>Heat
Nigger it's been 70 degrees at most here and this is fucking Boomer and Gook and Poonigger central, where the fuck is the happening

It's really kind of fascinating how bad the response has been, from China's continued flood of misinformation and shilling to the politicization of even the most basic of measures in every Western country. We're a broken civilization.

Daft Punk is shit except for the Tron album

i had more than this in my pantry before i started prepping.

surprised they didn't steal his watch

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Based

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Well said lad, well said. Ya brought a tear to this old mans eye ya did.

dangerously BASED

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Am I the only one who cringes when he sees Americans blame the coronavirus on the Chinese?
They may be right but goddammit you fucking mutts are the scourge of the earth, you've killed hundreds of million of people, forced your shitty ideologies and rapefugees on us, and most importantly are the most faithful Israel lackey.
The Chinese may be trash but you niggers need to be wiped of the face of the earth, along with your Jewish handlers.

>FUCK NIPS
I'm trying.

Holy based, thank you very much, user, greatly pleased that you provided your input.
>fucking captcha acting up

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Oh yes! By any means, take your time!

U had to be here when the nothingburger shills were here months ago.

>checking into the hospital under your real name
amateurs

DELET THIS

>you may be right but---

get out zoomer
youtube.com/watch?v=mmi60Bd4jSs

Nah man its super hot in Arizona most of the time though isn't it? Like around 110+. Idk where you are getting 70 from. Thats really nice weather.

based

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>China instructions to spread misinformation on the internet leaked

Solution: Ban Chinese IP ranges and ban all VPN's who allows chinese customers on their plattform, and if that is not possible. Ban VPN alltogether to the best ability of the website owners.
Why would you ever want to play games with or discuss anything with chinese people anyways? They always cheat 100% guaranteed in online games.

You didn't know? Either way they are teaching them to be retarded, since they accept obvious errors.

Worst crisis this world has seen in decades because some fucking guy in China decided to eat a bat.

Still makes me laugh. That bat is probably laughing from beyond the grave as well.

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Based.

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based. I wish he would have done more.
The lefties who wanted open borders are attacking him for not closing them sooner..

It's provable satire, you post-blocking glow-faggots!

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Not worth the hassle unless she's Aoi Yuuki or similar

Hey what’s the deal with trump dismantling the pandemic response team faggots keep throwing it on my Facebook feed like this will finally end trump

>276687 cases
>11419 deaths

stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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>functional social healthcare
>world's finest medical equipment
>solidarity, fearlessness
Germany forever

I'm a little naive.

He said it!
Thank you Mr. President very funny

Booyah

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This entire fiasco has made me realize no one in the USA can do even the most basic math. Like they hear 3-6% of those infected will die and go well that's not much but they always ignore the 60-70% of the US population being infected with it. Also a fun little exercise let us transfer these stats to China.

So if 60% of 1,439,323,776 people were infected and 3% died that would mean China would have 25,907,828 dead.

By the way if we dropped the infected down to say 20% the deaths would come out to 8,635,942.

What I am getting at is something we all know that China are a bunch of dirty lying subhumans.

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>Corona became a thing in January
>It's March
I've lived in this shithole state for a decade and it doesn't get hot until mid April

this

Bravo.. Bravo *intense clapping*

Someone make her as Corona-Chan

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Based Gary

he got rid of an un necessary government body just in time it seems

Look out world, America will always be #1 in all the wrong metrics.

niggas don't even have on facemasks

>Daily reminder that reliable data is in the top secret documents which we can't see
>and those are grim enough to make governments first joke about it - to soften people up - and second to introduce draconic measures

Unironically based. Good job Hans.

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Don't even get me started on war.
If a world war starts (for whatever reason, at any time) were nothing more than collateral damage, with no way at all to defend ourselves.
Whoever wins doesn't matter, we will have to bend over and we will have to take their dick like cheap prostitutes while begging "please don't massacre us, we can be useful".

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Hey guys, look! The future!

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Back in 2014, there's a paper stating SARS was unnatural. At the end. SARS was the first and it leaked/or was done on purpose, but didn't have the effects wanted. Enter Corona.

researchgate.net/publication/300723620_Association_Between_HLA_Gene_Polymorphism_and_the_Genetic_Susceptibility_of_SARS_Infection

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>7 billion cases
>7 billion dead

Stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Dude I dont fucking know, I live in the north east, but in the fucking desert. I would rather be among the trees than sleeping amidst the sand. Hot temperature is not good for my hair or skin, so I cannot live there in good conscience. But you tell me months and heat, I do not know for Arizona is a desert which means its hot most of the time so I say hot. Understand where I am coming from?

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