Got Covid-19.. AMA

How old are you?

Im 39

How the fuck do you even know you have Covid if you haven't been tested?

5G

>They are not testing except for key workers and front line staff.

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Because my colleague and his wife were tested as she is a nurse. My symptoms exactly mirror his, we are at the same stage.

OP is a huge faggot, please rape his face

Where in the UK are you, user?

Just North of Cardiff SW.

what are your symptoms?

I've had an extremely mild cough for about 5 days now.

It only really happens when I eat. The rest of the time I feel normal.

It's freaking me out. early 20s

Do you have any pre existing conditions? If you don’t you’re gonna be good bro drink some OJ and take zinc also capsaicin while not really that helpful, can help relieve chest congestion just eat some spicy food

Eat turmerock, garlick, and lemon juice

Symptoms?

And relax, you'll be fine

Mild headache, light headedness, chronic fatigue, sore throat and a dry cough, my chest feels like someone is sitting on it. Seriously the chest thing is fucking alarming. I can't take a full breath and i keep feeling like i can't catch my breath.
it's hard not to panic when i get up and walk and find that i just can't breath in enough.

Why aren't you infecting niggers and kikes with this gift?

No pre existing conditions, I don't drink or smoke. I do work 80+ hours a week so I might not be the fittest and healthiest guy, but I'm in pretty good shape.

What were your first symptoms?
I've been having body aches for the last few days
Mostly in my back
And feeling slightly fatigued
No headache or fever or anything
Thinking I might just be imagining it or maybe because I've been so inactive but I'm freaking out right now

Any neets used to staying inside a lot have this happen to them at first?
Im honestly wondering if it's just lack of sunlight but idk bros

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I can't walk more than a few steps without being seriously out of breath now.

Diagnosis: AIDS in the bum

Uhhh...
Bro?
I hope you're joking cuz that's the most deadly symptom

No aches and pains for me. Mild headache and a bit of a sore throat.. Then boom, chest is absolutely fucked.

How’s your bum?

Another larp thread? Ok one second.

It's a beautiful day to be a Larp,
A beautiful day to be a Larp,
Would you believe I have The CCP Virus? Could you believe?

It's a beautiful day to be Larp,
A Larper day for a beauty,
Would you believe me? Could you believe me?

I didnt want to have The CCP virus
I dont really have The CCP virus

So let's Larp on this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you believe me? Could you believe me?
Can you believe I have The CCP virus?

Won't you please, won't you please,
Please won't you believe I have The CCP virus.

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Don't die OP. Hang in there.

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Not joking, it's what 90% of people list as a symptom.

U dead?

>when i get up and walk and find that i just can't breath in enough
dafuq?

I'll be fine. I'm not an in an "at risk" group.

Hmm good to know
Though im still worried cuz I read one less common but reported symptom is muscle pain

diarrhea too

fuck, that doesn't give me much hope. I'm pretty sure I have it since I was in contact with people who have it and I have developed some of the symptoms last coupled days. I haven't had a fever so I wasn't worried about it, but now I am.

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you will get honeycomb lungs if you survive it

Post some proof or fuck off larper

what were your first symptoms?

what are your symptoms now?

my coworker's wife works at the local hospital
and I have to work in a small computer lab with him next week

Sorry to hear user. I hope you are granted good health soon. But for real, stress and sleep patterns can affect your immune system alot more than people think. This is the reason why so many middle aged men are dying, overworked, underested, and unexcercised. If I were you I'd not look at any news or Yas Forums, turn on some funny flicks, listen to chill music, hydrate, eat 2 meals a day and snack between them. I'll say a prayer for you tonight before I go to bed.

Its hard to explain.
imagine a tight band around your chest, so you can only take very shallow breaths. That's ok when you are completely resting, but as soon as you do even mild exercise like walking, those breaths are just not enough. It's easy to panic and i think that would be a horrible escalation when you can't breath. So i have to stay calm and rationalise what's going on. Try not to get to the point where I'm gasping for air.

I'm also a heavy smoker...
it's been good knowing you lads, im not long for this world.

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No, stomach and bowels are absolutely fine.

Ffff
I just remembered I've been having some diarrhea the other day
I think I had solid poops today though...
Man I'm gonna be so mad if I got it after how careful I've been to sanitize my hands after touching anything and the fact that there's so little infected where I am right now

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corona virus presents as cold/layrengitis in early onset. Once mid onset and the fever develops thats when you have the viral pnuemonia.

Late onset is shortness of breath. You are fucked at this stage.

warm fluids like tea, warm water, etc to keep mucus membranes hydrated. Eat food. And stay rested. Also, fap, it increases leukocyte counts.

why are you such a LARPing faggot?

Don't stress about it, rest, sip on water pretty much at all time and relax. Have you noticed any mucus build up, or have you coughed any up?

quit smoking user
now. cold turkey. you might make it.

What proof do you want? A signed affidavit?
fuck off.

Was it confirmed or did you cough once 3 days ago and think you have it?

diarrhea is uncommon symptom for coronavirus
go to hospital they will put you on respirators
its unlikely you got usual flu with symptoms that match coronavirus at this time. you have corona

>Late onset is shortness of breath. You are fucked at this stage.
That's the part I'm dreading, I'm hoping by some luck I don't get it too bad..

Ummm .... thats a sign of respiratory distress my fren. If you haven't you may want to seek immediate medical attention.

>5G

Fuck off retard

I quit a couple weeks ago, but I doubt it's been long enough to have made much difference

Yeah, or a FUCKING MEDICAL REPORT SHOWING YOU'RE POSTIVE YOU FUCKING FUCKTY FUCK. MEDICAL REPORT, OR GTFO (this needs to be adopted from here on. Medical report or GTFO)

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Height and weight?
How are you sleeping?

get some clenbuterol
it's a horse lung drug
It will make your lungs as fit as a horse
This is what I use daily

Mind headache, bit of a sore throat until this morning, chest is really really bad.

Thank you user

No mucus, at all. It's dry, so i can't even cough it up/out

oi! let me see yer fookin' breathing liosense!

I think mine has been revoked user.

why are you not going to hospital? you may die in your home

Why don't you just go and see a doctor?

You have a cold.

>80 hours a week

yeah no shit this is hitting you hard, sleep is the most important thing for your immune system to function correctly.