Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Achtung der Flügel ist rechtsextrem Edition

>Sellner - Zerfällt die AfD?
youtube.com/watch?v=x8x-7c8OL_Q

>Welt Artikel
welt.de/print/die_welt/politik/article206693017/Ringen-um-den-rechtsextremen-Fluegel-der-AfD.html

>Corona Live Ticker
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&feature=emb_title

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
>Election analysis 2014-2019
youtube.com/watch?v=qjZRiDwu18w

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/tQ6bf5iW

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Yas Forums.
Get a job.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=aEcg5r2bZT
>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
>Ruhrpott Roulette
youtube.com/channel/UCMm8lMIzU3Zss1rWf4dgv-g
>Andreijs Aporje
youtube.com/channel/UCa3EO79qQjTswKIiEYeGPnw
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
instagram.com/wolf.pms/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=OZd7f0Hn1eU
youtube.com/watch?v=7Mu3wxu0k5Y
youtube.com/watch?v=mL3xW5dbO_w
youtube.com/watch?v=QlAgoUP_NvE

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und wie ist die tiolettenpapier situation?

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hallo?

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dann halt nicht

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morgenings, Krautbros! quietly waiting for the other shoe to drop

what do you mean by droping the other shoe?

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when ROL breaks down

it better happens very soon. we need some big happenings

all krauts died from corona confirmed

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in West it depends almost entirely upon shitskins - it will go down when shitskins decide to stop obeying the civil order en masse

nah, everybody is out on a raid to get Klopapier :D

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Morning, laderinos.

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that would happen in france first if it happens

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was already at 8 am in the store they didnt get the delivery yet. gonna go again in one hour
moin

I just pre-ordered everything on REWE online. Gonna go pick it up later.

probably yes
enjoy cofferrino!
>0800
meh, 0700 already at the store door, 15mins later I'm out and driving home

So when the fuck am I supposed to completely quarantine myself? Now or am I supposed to wait till the situation reaches critical mass? I have roughly 4 weeks worth of food. These days only reason I leave home is to grab some food from the local store and increase my stock (I go almost at midnight when the store is empty just before closing).

ordering online sounds based. I dont know when I dont get paper on monday Im literally out of
I was early and was told I should come back later

no idea sounds like you are basically in quarantine already. just wait till police patrolling the streets than you can
in BW they said a group bigger than 3 is now illegal in public btw

They don't ship it to me, sadly, but picking it up ain't too bad. Should be getting 5 packs, some to spare for Swabian anons.

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Thanks. Guess I'll continue my midnight escapades to the shop for a week and then we'll see.

If I were a European trucker, I'd be having myself armed to teeth. Stay safe.

Digging into that sweet trucker life youtube.com/watch?v=-U1yb7PQw4o

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>if only you knew how bad things really are

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America's 3rd world countries are about to get insane. I hope this is the one that's too far.

Scheisshauspapier ist ausverkauft.

Checked.

You need to get your quarantine on track, otherwise it'll come true. Germans obviously haven't realized that SARS-CoV-2 isn't the flu, yet.

It's likely the toughest place on Earth. This little child in pic related lost both parents on one Venezuela trip. There is a reason I have never been to that country.

Not possible. You can't get a license for carrying on the grounds of self-defense. You either have to street-purchase or homebuild something if you want that. Or opt for some close ranged weapon (don't want to say melee like that fag yesterday, life ain't no videogame)

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The age of drywiping is over - the age of clean water washed asses is about to begin!

At least the child survived, but I have to ask why someone thinks it's such a good, smart decision to go on a trip to Venezuela... accompanied by a child.

Based and bidetpilled.

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You mean shower pilled, you fucking swine.

I'm showerpilled, but I will defend my fellow bidetbros.

BIDET REVOLUTION JETZT!!!

>my fellow bidetbros
Thanks.

Moin ihr Lutscher. Schön Pfannkuchen gehabt und nun wieder im Bett.

Corona gut.

Very worried for the whites in Chicago and NYC. Hope they stay safe.

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I should open a Lithuanian restaurant when the new world is born after all this.

Niemanden interessierts amischwuchtel.

Hab genug für mich und meine Geschwister und das schon seit Januar.
Rewe und amazon sind dauer-ausverkauft.

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Sorry, Russian.

I fucking love Sakotis. That shit is both incredibly tasty and incredibly filling, must be the eggs.

Yellow Stone is the Aprils joke.

Lets hope it wipes out murrica and the ashes getting carried to china and africa

Möpse raus.

Laughs in bidet.

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Moin hoffe euch geht's gut.
Wie ist die lage bei euch und wie reagieren eure bekannten auf die derzeitige Situation?

>Meine schwester ist der Meinung dass dies der Anfang der Neuen Welt Ordnung sei.
>Meine Freundin ist überfordert und will nur weinen
>meine Eltern machen sich sorgen um die wirtschaft

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In meiner Famile denken alle, es wird spätestens im Sommer vorbei sein.

Heulen wird es auch nicht besser machen.

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it's the sour cream
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Won't happen, sorry Anton.

Mein Haushalt war dank mir vorbereitet, ist jedoch genervt. Sie rechnen damit, dass es bis Jahresende so gehen wird.

Der Cousin war dank mir ebenfalls vorbereitet, hat jedoch Panik.

Die anderen Verwandten glaubten mir nicht, und können es noch immer nicht glauben. Sie waren teils bei den Panikkäufen vorletzte Woche aktiv.

Der Nachbar hält sich an keine Notverordnung, und hat täglich Gartenparties mit 5+ Leuten von 15-18 Uhr.

Die anderen Nachbarn in den Mietshäusern sind agressiv.

absolutely based, fuck the savages who use TP without water.

what you guys playing during the mandatory NEETdom?

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Unterschätzen es, v.a. die Boomer sind "Warten wir ab, bis wir mehr wissen" = auf MSM hören. Gehen auch einfach an meine Vorräte. Totale kognitive Dissonanz
>Politiker lügen stets
>Hören wir auf das was sie sagen
wird gleichzeitig bejaht.

JUST

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Old N64 games.

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I hope Lithuanians take over your hellhole, you degenerate piece of shit motherfucker "I'm going to marry CGI Angelina Jolie one day, I swear!" homo!

boah die Aldä sieht voll Bogg'd aus

I have given you a clear order woman!

Sorry, I know your type.

What is my type????

You know how we in the developed world, look at the say, North Korean videos where they clearly use Paint to edit everything? And the people in NK think that it's real? And then we laugh to ourselves and go "How could they ever fall for that? They are so stupid! LOL" That's you.

A very baudrillardian approach.

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Foxhole and some Crusader Kings 2. youtube.com/watch?v=FKWCmW6h1I8

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>Der Nachbar hält sich an keine Notverordnung, und hat täglich Gartenparties mit 5+ Leuten von 15-18 Uhr.
Based

youtube.com/watch?v=Whz-LQlbI-U
youtu.be/wWVKMMxCgY4?t=29

Bannerlord am 31.03

I actually still have the plumbing ready for a bidet that was never installed. Maybe we should get one. Also as some muslim once pointed out:"If I smear some shit on your arm, would wipe that with a piece of dry paper or with water and soap? So, why do that on such a heikel area as your ass?" Shitskin or not, he has a point.

Based. Been waiting for a long time.

>Baudrillardian approach
Interesting there is already a philosophy and term for it, I guess I never knew that, but I did, myself, self-discover this when I was a teenager, and noticed that everyone watched too much TV. Way too much TV. They started to think the celebrities were REAL people. They never questioned things, "Why are these women super skinny? Oh, it must be the most attractive! That's what the super elites are doing, so I must do it too, that means I am very smart and no one else thinks to do this! I will wait until a rich super human beauty walks into the room to marry! They must be the all-naturals!" When in fact, they are staring at hundreds of thousands of dollars of plastic surgery, super skinny = birth control as it's 4x harder to conceive (so they can do a lot of fucking, interesting the ones who do the most fucking are perceived as pure and ideal, but a chubby teenager virgin that never dated or even talked to boys is perceived as a whore!), CGI, acting. No wonder men are such psychopaths these days, totally crazy. Like we are living in Disney Land, all day long.

Good morning lads.
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warten wir ab was kommt.hab schon vor einem jahr mit preppen angefangen.komme wochen hin ohne zu hungern.auch 80 liter benzin sind auf lager.im keller extra eine kartoffelkiste gezimmert und 30kg eingelagert.und für extrmezuständ e hab ich auch noch diverse dinge im haus.

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Yeah fucking Butterlord cant wait anymore.

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Vergiss nicht, Kraftstoffe hier in De sind minderwertig und haben einen Verfallsdatum.

emulator or real thing?

i know.benzin sollte sich aber vernünftig luftdicht ein jahr halten.

im about to start saints row 3

>Sellner - Zerfällt die AfD?
They did nothing, they trusted the plan
They did nothing, the just rode the kali yuga

funny how that works...

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