Guess Their IQ (For the lolz)

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>mountain jew is essential, needs to be rationed

we're heading for that Brawndo future.

160

Fucking subhuman chink

23 cases
well, a case a day for two people is only 11 days. Sounds like they were just gearing up for quarentine.

I myself am down to 9 12 packs of diet pepsi

Trump, i remind you, drinks 12 cans of diet coke daily.

145

Way to high. Im going with 145 max
Absolutely DISGUSTING

quite a few stores have to set general shopping guidelines because retards are panic buying. Also you get retards coming in from out of town/state buying shit up.

LOWER, below 100

He's a subhuman chink because he's mocking fat fucks for buying something as useless as mountain dew? Nice negative IQ you got there

Honestly you people laugh at Mountain Dew hoarders, but you really dont have enough Mountain Dew yourselves. The average person uses 25 can per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 175 cans a week. Over 700 a month. Mountain Dew cans will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

They're too fat, won't survive coronavirus

>retards are panic buying.

wife goes in to buy 5 cases

husband goes in to buy 5 cases

wife goes back to buy 5 more cases at different till

repeat etc.

>kentucky
im more shocked it only happened once

No, it’s because he’s an Australian, you absolutely demented pajeet

Ok yeah they're retarded but why restrictions on buying fucking mtn dew of all things? It's not an essential item.

150 (combined)

>land of the free
Yeah right. Welcome to the socialist hellscape.

I wish we'd just get nuked already.

We must bless the humble Wal-Mart cashier person. They might be a felon, or a bugman or something but they are there efficiently checking out the hordes of people who are literal barbarians by contrast.

Also that shit will kill you, if you need energy peanuts and water is better than Mountain Dew.

That requires forethought and planning. Two indications of someone with high IQ. These guys are mid 80s, tops.

This world is sick. There is no way to come back from this cultural illness. Everyone needs to die.

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Bump..

This is literally everyone in Kentucky. It's either Mountain Jew fat fucks or heroin addicts. Pathetic.

CNN claims Trump drinks 12 a day but I've seen no proof of that.

>quite a few stores have to set general shopping guidelines
Yep, happened in my local Rüttenscheid Rewe in Esse and it's based as fuck.

>No more than 20 shoppers in the store at all times
>Security guard at the entrance, lets in people one by one only when a shopper leaves
>shop is full of leaflets stating that the cashiers will not sell more than 2 units of items deemed essential per person
>essential items include any and all canned foods, pastas, soap, toilet paper, rice and so on
>cashiers are protected by self plastic shields that basically make it look like they're working in booths
>cashiers have gloves on
>markings on the floor roughly 1.5m+ apart indicating the distance people should keep from another while waiting at the checkout

Some faggot tried buying 10+ cans of tuna rig tin front of my eyes and got BTFO by the based cashier lady.

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Honestly you people laugh at Mountain Dew hoarders, but you really dont have enough Mountain Dew yourselves. The average person drinks 6 cans per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 168 cans a week. Over 700 a month. Mountain Dew cases will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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92 for the man and 87 for the woman.

You guys are talking combined right?

No, clearly they are geniuses

The average American consumes 5 cans of Mountain Dew (TM) after every meal.
Times that by 3 meals per day and that's 15 cans per American.
For the average American family of 4. They'll need 60 cans per day or 420 cans per week.
As you can see this is barely enough to cover an American family for 1 week.
Extremely unreasonable for them to be restricted like this. Mountain Dew (TM) is an American right protected by the Ninth amendment of the constitution.

How’s New Zealand right now?

>Article about Oregon
>Picture in article from Tampa
Why are journalists the way that they are?

200 each

I wasn't even allowed 4 cans of soup yesterday

>slammed 2 cases on the counter
she was worried about the electrical infetterance

Stop drinking that shit en masse, god dammit. One can a day is already harmful as it is.

IQ = Yellow #5

>>essential items include any and all canned foods, pastas, soap, toilet paper, rice and so on
>canned foods
is that 2 cans total or 2 of the same can? if you are making a chilli con carne you can use 1 tin of beans and 1 tin of tomatoes just for one meal. a regular shop could have half a dozen cans just for a normal week.

Nothing is better than mt dew other than code red mt dew
>hitler did nothing wrong

I drink maybe a can of soda every couple weeks. I bought a 12pack of soda a couple months ago, there are still 8-9 left.

I do drink about 6-8 cups of coffee every day though so I’m not judging these heifers and their addictions.

>plastic face shields
>Thinking they'll give them 100% protection against aerosolized breath droplets contaminated with SARS-COV-2 virus particles...

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Mid 80's

2 units of any canned food.

The shields stop direct coofing. You're not going to be completely safe without a hazmat suit anyway.

Well they're clearly Aryan ubermensch, so it's easily north of 130.

It does help a bit, but it's rather a placebo.

>>Thinking they'll give them 100% protection
Nice strawman.

Given they both fucking each other, probably IQ of 25 by the looks of it.

What if she cooofs on you with her vagene?

>2 units of any canned food
why even bother at that point might as well just buy fresh it will last about the same amount of time as 2 cans would

I'd just let them buy them. It's not even essential and all the stores in Washington are currently stocked with soda. That stuff is shit anyways. Maybe if they added more caffeine but that's just an energy drink.

Excellent pasta. Saved.

Our people cry out in pain.

don't know their IQ but their blood group is sucrose.

What the fuck I thought this was America.

cry laughing

Should have let them buy it and then overdose on the corn syrup. Bet tax payers are footing the bill for their insulin.

kek

fuck, imagine being a retail wagie in a grocery store during coronavirus

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>2 fatties
>each go through a case a day
>drink coronas on sunday
This is their 2 week supply and nothing else. Not like they bought water or shit paper.

I already stocked up on my mountain dew supply. I have about 20 gallons

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Chinese Aids.

Honestly you people laugh at Mountain Dew hoarders, but you really dont have enough Dew yourselves. The average person drinks 1 case per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 cases a week. Over 100 a month. Mt. D cans will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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It's not difficult at all.

I used to drink 4L of diet mountain Dew a day. 2L used to have $1 specials so it was cheap too.

I only drink flavored water and decaf nowadays.