>LATEST CASES 06:07: 89 new cases in Thailand. 05:24: 72 new cases in Brazil. 05:18: 178 new cases in Norway. 05:16: 2 new deaths in South Korea. 05:12: 4 new deaths in Austria. 05:08: 208 new cases in Switzerland. 04:30: 8 new deaths in Germany.
absolute must >tinned foods shit lasts years bruh cheap also
Jace Green
BEENZ N DEENZ LAD
Jaxon Howard
>knows about it since late November >actively keeps it secret >orders testing labs to destroy samples of the virus at the very beginning >silences medical professionals who try to warn their colleagues about a spread of a new SARS >covers it up >has the largest collective banquet in the world in Wuhan >covers it up >spread goes exponential in Wuhan >forced to admit it and start taking action in January >silences journalists that try to expose the hellish situation unfolding in Wuhan >Chinese CDC state that they are 100% sure the virus originated in Wuhan. >China uses its influence in the WHO to convince the world that its nothing to worry about >incinerators running 24/7 in Wuhan >reports of people being sent off to incinerators while still moving >WHO tells world its nothing to worry about and to not restrict travel to and from China > China massively under reports the number of infections and deaths, the infected graph looks simulated and Japan confirm that China do not count suspected cases in death numbers >WHO praises China >virus starts to spread around the world >WHO say its not a pandemic just an epidemic in many countries around the world >becomes a global pandemic the likes of which the world hasnt seen since the Spanish Flu >China then decide to shift the blame on to the US >China threatens to cut off US medical supply and "drown them in a sea of coronavirus" >China claim it's racist to say the virus comes from China
Any crazy videos or info coming out of Italy the past few days? Need more WEBMs. As bad as Italy is, at least they aren't burning their own god-loving citizens in dirt-pits though. I have a feeling religiousness will have a massive come-back in italy, potentially world-wide, after this event.
Lucas Richardson
Batteries and extra fleshlights
Bentley Miller
We could have a sleep over!
Nolan Turner
(((Natural causes)))
Hudson Ortiz
Woah thought i was on twitter for a moment there.
Brandon Bell
A theory:
The chinks stole the weapon or were about to develop it themselves.
The US (meaning the US, UK, and Germany) seeing this, releases the vaccine virus (IE the weaker strain) domestically.
The US then (or China does so accidentally) releases the weaponized version in China.
The US has a record "flu" season and unknown coronaviruses are detected across labs in Canada as early as August, if I remember the post correctly. ...while China has literal millions die, are welding their people into their apartments, and are burning people alive.
The US says now "oh we cant test, even though we have tons of tests!" And they allow high profile people to get tested to show how widespread "the disease" is here.
However, the "disease" in the US is actually the vaccine... so the US must hide its true numbers of infected or the chinks will catch on. Imagine if 2 million people were tested in the US were tested and 1.5 million test positive, but there had only been 100 deaths? ...while the chinks have 100 mil infected and 10 million deaths?...the chinks would know...
So, for now, no you don't get tested. This will probably blow over with less than a million US deaths (and those deaths will be either the immunocompromised or the ones who unluckily were never exposed to the vaccine strain) and the US will come out ahead of China in the end.
The lockdowns and shutdowns in the US are just window dressing. Trump himself said this will just disappear... and has had to change his tune so as not to expose the truth.
This also explains the low german and UK death rate....
My country, unironically, people are still praying together, the poo leaders are still preaching their false prophet and telling shits, fuck Islam.
Asher Robinson
We're nearing our limit...
Thomas Morales
Does anybody have that one old Chinese timeline pic with the Wuhan banquet photo in it? I thought I downloaded it from these threads like a month ago but I can't find it anymore. Have a rare Corona-chan and please help if you know what I'm talking about
>249321526 # >>China lies about the existence of the virus back in November and December China hides it*,just like you hide billions of gygabites worth of information. >>China lies about human to human transmission they did not know wether it was transmissible at first. You can hardly count that as a lie,unless you're a shill. >>China lies about the measures they took False,the entirety of Yas Forums knew about the measures taken,it was posted in this very sub. >>China lies about the origin of the virus It's american. Seethe. >>China provides obviously fabricated numbers (pic related) you have NO (0,O,nada) counterproof apart from your schizo rant. Do you expect us to believe you instead of them? retard >>China disappears people who try and spread info about what's happening on their territory People tried to spread fake news about it in my country as well and they'll be imprisoned for a looooong time. Nothing bad about it
Caleb Ward
GALLVIM THREESOME has deployed the National Guard in California
>China lies about the existence of the virus back in November and December >China lies about human to human transmission >China lies about the gravity of the situation in Wuhan until they have to lock down the entire fucking city >China lies about the measures they took >China lies about the origin of the virus >China expels foreign journalists to conceal the truth >China provides obviously fabricated numbers (pic related) >China disappears people who try and spread info about what's happening on their territory >"YOU CAN TRUST CHINA"
And the best part? There are people here who are actually grateful to China for "helping" us in our time of need. We're literally being buttfucked by yellow microdicks whilst we're forced to scream THANK YOU MASTER
David Green
>>China lies about the existence of the virus back in November and December China hides it*,just like you hide billions of gygabites worth of information. >>China lies about human to human transmission they did not know wether it was transmissible at first. You can hardly count that as a lie,unless you're a shill. >>China lies about the measures they took False,the entirety of Yas Forums knew about the measures taken,it was posted in this very sub. >>China lies about the origin of the virus It's american. Seethe. >>China provides obviously fabricated numbers (pic related) you have NO (0,O,nada) counterproof apart from your schizo rant. Do you expect us to believe you instead of them? retard >>China disappears people who try and spread info about what's happening on their territory People tried to spread fake news about it in my country as well and they'll be imprisoned for a looooong time. Nothing bad about it. Kys shill
Myself from the past from the horrible decisions that messed up my present and future
Juan James
A lot of my churches in my area have cancelled Sunday congregations. Are you guys still treating it like it's any other day? Don't worry, dude, I've got my own blanket so we don't have to share.
Brandon Anderson
>Do you expect us to believe you instead of them? yes you chink shill, now get the fuck outta here and collect your social credits
Michael Powell
Me too bro
Oliver Kelly
hey guys,looks like someone hasn't taken hia daily 50000 kcalories intake.
Easton Kelly
>new nichijou never
Matthew Flores
multivitamins and shit that's compact but high calorie.
Benjamin Taylor
Any actual medfags around besides that Spaniard with his VHS therapy?
Jason Edwards
Its a nothingburger cold >the sky isn't falling Its a nothingburger cold >the skyisn't falling Its a nothingburger cold >the sky isn't falling Its a nothingburger cold >the skyisn't falling Its a nothingburger cold >the sky isn't falling Its a nothingburger cold >the skyisn't falling
I don’t have a blanket user and I’m feeling cold, I need human contact to feel warm
Brandon Hall
cheating is the only way you can survive
Dominic Wood
This one wants us to believe his retarded memeflagged ass instead of a country with over 1 billion people without presenting any proof . You're the shill here
Camden Rogers
How fucked Am I bros?
Joshua Taylor
And chinks keep travelling like nothing happens also
Kayden Hughes
We 103 (4) now!
We did it, we joined the 100 club!
Jack Martinez
I was just about to, here's my midnight snack. You mad yuropoor?
So far we're doing okay at my hospital. We've had multiple rooms in my MICU unit made into makeshift negative pressure rooms utilizing taped down plastic tarp to create a seal (with zippers to get in and out) and a machine in the room itself that sucks the air out of the room utilizing holes that have been cut into the windows (this is three to six stories up in the building depending on which ICU you are talking about. It's not just my unit they are doing this to). The morale in general is grim, but so far we haven't been overwhelmed by patients, just set back by supply shortages. However, they've warned us that we're not projected to peak for another two to three weeks. Already they've made plans to convert the PACU into a COVID unit and utilize voluntary teams (myself among them) to manually prone patients and then teach other nurses these techniques, as it's clear that the beds we usually used to prone patients will quickly be in short supply. Wish me luck anons >Houston ICU medfag
>have a park I run at >usually there’s very few people there and get the runways to myself >it’s suddenly flooded with people >some are coofing >others are breathing heavily as they pass me on the trails Between this and panic buyers snatching up non-essential things like milk and eggs, I’m ready for this happening to be over. It’s more annoying than scary at this point.
The amazing thing is, liberals are actually falling for and shilling the chinese propaganda. Disgusting.
Jace Phillips
Fuck off shill. The nerve some of you still have trying to defend this shit
Carter Powell
Harro friends! This big nawting burger! You need carm down and stop panic! Rerax!
Does compactness in terms of volume actually matter? Unless you're going to be walking around, I'd say cost per calorie is much more important At least it got a full 26-episode run
>same age as all the retarded party goers in Florida and Bondi Beach >they catch Corona-Chan >all the guys lose their ability to reproduce >significant population loss Are my other fellow Zoomers ready for state-mandated waifus and compulsory breeding sessions?
Kayden Rogers
Divine Intervention
David Jackson
I rather believe jew than changs. You failed, 50 cent army.
Colton Allen
Unironic predictions for how long things last before going out in public starts to get normal again? I really don't know how we can expect all of America to quarantine effectively for a few weeks at a time, let alone longer.
Hudson Hughes
Just lying here with nasty swamp ass because someone bought all the fuking TP !!
Cooper Gutierrez
this general is just a bunch of autistic schizos this time of day isnt it bunch of hoes
The National guard is patrolling the streets of Jacksonville Florida. Lockdown tomorrow starting at midnight.
Jacob Barnes
Ok but only if we cuddle, no homo though
Charles Collins
What is that wall of texts? It's incomprehensible and it has no verbs. Do you need to go back to school? yes,you do. Clasa a Va
Jaxon Reed
>Kung Flu >Shanghai Shivers >Asian Ailment >Slant-eye Sickness >Fu Manchu Fever >Coolie Cough >Oriental Onset >Beijing Bug >Rice Rabies >Gook Germ >Mandarin Malady >Lo Mein Pain >Dim Sum Diarrhea >Guangdong Gout >Confucian Cancer >Szechuan Sore Throat >Chop Fluey >Wu-Ping Cough >Sicken fried rice >Ow chi lung >Sweet and Sour Sicken >Flu Manchu >rangoon doom >egg roll toll >teriyaki terror >wonton west nile >bamboo shoot poops >rice noodle rickets >finger trap clap >pu pu pandemic >dog meat diphtheria >gutter oil boils >Genghis cough >Hong Kong Fluey >Chu-Monia >Lung-Pao
Christian Kelly
Two weeks and half ago I had flu like symptoms: fever, dry cough, fatigue, etc. Now only the dry cough remains with a discomfort between the neck and chest...
Summer isn't stopping this, is it? Remember how when this was ramping up in late January, "just a flu bro" etc, people saying summer will stop it lol.
Oliver Green
God damn I ate spam with rice for dinner. What a salty piece of shit meat, I hate this, I want my old normal life with fresh milk and fresh meat and fresh fruit and vegetables
Jack Morgan
Churches don't have mandatory "coming together" to pray so their followers are okay with praying from home, still dumb actually. Islam however forces its followers to pray together in the same room, the more the merrier, and if you ask them most of them will say ONLY ALLAH CAN KILL ME I AM NOT AFRAID OF THIS PIECE OF SHIT VIRUS NOTHING BURGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FUCKING HATE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE
Two weeks and a half and you still have the coof? Don't get 2nd waved bro.
Adam Mitchell
Only when doing cardio
Oliver Peterson
Cuddling sounds fun, maybe a little spooning. Just no skin contact, hence the forbidden footsies. no homo of course
Ryan Russell
by now the supermarkets should be stocked up again, if not now next week. then you can go buy food normally. even in wuhan people are going out to buy food every 2-3 days
Lincoln Allen
>egyptian beans only fit for bovine and other livestock globally. We only eat it because it is cheap+ we have an iron stomach.
Robert Nelson
reminder that Xi Jinping is pounded in the asss each night by 5 niggers and he wipes the nigger cum from his torn asshole with the Five Starred Flag 习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一
Oz is so dead in 2 weeks if they don't clamp down on forcing people into quarantine and stopping the community spread.
Luis Perez
OOOOOOHHHHH NOOOOOO
MUH ITALY ahahahahahahahaahahahaha Dude you have 40k+ infected,this proves that your country is a shithole,I can't help my tear comming out of my left eye....poor poor Italy...well,at least you have pizzas,right? God,it must be awful watching so many italians dying so painfully...being so helpless....mmmm
