i just got off the phone with my cousin. he's a lieutenant colonel in the Massachusetts national guard. he said, and i quote, "tanks in 30 minutes".
this is the big one Yas Forums. strap the fuck in.
I just got off the phone with my cousin. he's a lieutenant colonel in the Massachusetts national guard. he said...
Dominic Perry
Sebastian Stewart
Hammer and dance boyos humanity gonna win
Tyler Hernandez
OH FUCK A TANK JUST FLEW
Matthew Baker
Checked and bumped in hope of tanks
Dominic Gomez
Where are the proofs...
Noah Allen
Fake and gay. Source: trust me bro.
Zachary Johnson
thats why me and my crew are heading out tonite. we are going to secure our materials. ham radios, canned goods, a few other things. we have three locations scoped out
got a flatbed truck and 7 good men ready to roll.
you should do the same
Luke Edwards
CAN CONFIRM, A TANK JUST PASSED OVER MINE AS WELL
WHAT IS GOING ON Yas Forums
Lucas Cox
cakes 3 weeks to tell if it works?
Andrew Fisher
there's already a gorillion national guard mobilized
Josiah Hill
China just flew over my house.
Easton Garcia
The guard in like every state is on standby or called up. Calm your tits.
Isaiah King
China's planning an invasion hence the lockdowns. You heard it here first.
Adam Ross
WHAT THE FUCK YOUr uncle just flew over my house!
Jaxson Parker
US marines gonna fuck OP's butt
Ayden Rogers
did your thread just get pruned cunt?
Hunter Ward
I am the guy on the bench. I heard you.
Cameron Phillips
>source, trust me bro
Can't you people just accept that this is probably a nothingburger and that life is actually boring as heck?
William Clark
TRUMP JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE WTF DO I DO BROS?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jackson King
TANKS JUST ROLLED UNDER MY HOUSE
Carter Edwards
OP’S COUSIN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Elijah Anderson
They'd better not forget the armored vehicles. I guess you don't even have to go overseas anymore to give your life for Israel.
Isaac Stewart
every. fucking. time. lol
Kayden Young
Also, a bunch of tanks are flying past my bedroom window and some men in black just flu over my city and the police are knocking on my door can you anons help me?
Ryan Watson
checked
Easton Wood
Fucking lol
Carter Ortiz
yeah mate in like 5 - 10 seconds. is that weird?
Easton Collins
MAGIC LEGS FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!!11!
Robert Bailey
OP's cousin here, I was just fucking with him, he's a fag.
Owen Hernandez
yeah I left it open and screenshot it just in case, something about it felt weird, wtf man
Jace Mitchell
Oh no
Nathan Thomas
me too man fuck
John Hill
M1A1 Abrahams incoming REEEE call the fucking army
Gabriel Smith
>joe rogan
DIsgusting
Kevin Allen
post the wojak i wish to use it for stuff
Hudson Clark
ready when you are chinkos
David Price
Chase White
Why would they even deploy a fucking tank? It’s useless and just causes aggravation and panic.
Nobody could possibly be that retarded.
Jose Morales
monkaS
Connor Taylor
the duncan trussel ones are the only ones worth listening to after a couple of tabs
Dylan Cox
thanks
Cameron Nelson
+ they fuck up infrastructure
Ryan Gutierrez
since niggers are obviously censoring this thread, you could at least make me feel better
Anthony Nguyen
a lieutenant colonel just flew over my cousins tank!!!!!
Liam Watson
Posted 26 minutes ago. Where should I watch for these tasks?
Caleb Moore
Just make out already
Nathaniel Scott
thread dies in 2 mins
Justin Roberts
ITS WAR AND EVERYBODY IS HIDING IT!
Nicholas Brown
>tanks
very few state national guards have tanks
Alexander Green
I'm ready
Christopher Rodriguez
4 more minutes. Waiting for OP‘s pic of the tanks or didn‘t happen.
Chase Scott
Brody Green
Virus btfo now
Luis Garcia
William Gonzalez
Hello fellow psychonaut
Connor Russell
William Bell
unironically looks that way
Justin Reed
Bentley Morris
My dad is the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff and he just called OP a retard
Isaiah Murphy
TANKS FLU
Christopher Rodriguez
are they going to shoot the virus? Fucking based
but seriously, tanks are only good for intimidation of its own citizens?
Jack Walker
I witnessed that dirty shit happen
Angel Myers
THE NATIONAL GUARD JUST FLEW INTO THEIR TANKS
Jayden Rogers
For sure but why? This is 100% wartime posturing
Caleb Peterson
Christ i thouht the age restriction was 18. Fuckoff back to your Twitch Cunts.
Matthew White
You would know
Joshua Moore
Could it be Bluebeans?
Easton Campbell
Jaxson Parker
thanks for witnessing mate
Oliver Edwards
so what do we do? we can't let them imprison us because of a goddamn flu. say what you want about the blacks, they'll fight this.
Isaiah Baker
is the BOOOOGGG!!!
build your igloos and strap your boots, it's finnaly fucking happening!
Henry Williams
Nobody knows what the fuck is going on. Nothing makes sense any more. Are one of those space rocks about to hit us or is Yellowstone fixing to blow up?? Seems like we are all getting prepped for a massive disaster under the guise of something different.
Andrew Ward
>i just got off the phone with my cousin. he's a lieutenant colonel in the Massachusetts national guard
My dad works at the CDC
Dylan Campbell
I SAW THE SAME THING
Chase Jackson
Does he play Nintendo?
Hudson Bell
PANIC
Landon Gonzalez
can we haz their wives' milky white thighs already?
TOO SOON? OH RITE YES
...NAW?
Elijah Diaz
Because any LTC, even one who is a weekend warrior, is going to reveal mission plans to his NEET cousin who contributes to society by posting on a Mongolian welding forum
Jason Hill
we're living under conditions similar to those of war time.
Julian Rodriguez
What’d you do during yours?
Jacob Richardson
Occam’s razor. Chinks must’ve threatened to launch middles at everyone? Why would Britain resume flights then? Iranian sleeper cells? Who are we fighting?!?
Oliver Parker
Chinks n sand niggers. Gear up because for once Russia is on our side
Angel Reyes
my cousin is a 4 star general he said we shouldn't worry at all and that we should also support jews in any way we can.
stop talking schizo
Ryan Jackson
Interstates to be closed to normal automobile traffic to allow truckers to go balls to the wall delivering supplies .
fmcsa.dot.gov
Eli Bell
W O W
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