Why are women so stupid? They don't care at all about coronachan

If she can't find "the shanghai shivers" funny, she's got a room temp brain and she clearly thinks she's smarter than you already with that bitchy reply. You're either good looking or have money for her to even still respond to you, plow her while you can and dump her whenever you feel it's time.

Cope moar brainlet any one who types that much at once is garbage.

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that will get him wife material, neck rope faggot

bro stop using Yas Forums memes outside of here. this place isnt cool. you just look retarded. you're the sort of idiot on here who plays on "Yas Forums servers" on games and goes around calling people niggers like an obnoxious loser. act like a normal human being

>He was just pretending to be retarded

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No one read it you cringey bastard, she didn't either you dumb pice of shit.

Stop being this way.
Either through maturation or suicide pick one.

Start sending it to random people and cap their response

>I'm confused.. Is this supposed to be funny?
its a joe biden impression and its funny

A bad copypasta. Why even share that with people?

>GUYS MY PARROT ISN’T TAKING POLITICS SERIOUSLY WHAT’S WRONG WITH IT?!

That’s how you sound

ok take your corona meds boomer

Biden posting will meme him to the presidency

Lmao this nigger doesn’t know

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savage roast

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Ban chinks, sign now

Ok then

It’s a meme u actual cunt
Shut the fuck up and go find a website where u actually fit in

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>Why are women so stupid?
Our ancestors didn't breed women for intelligence.
They bred them to have less hair and nicer tiddys.
If you have a problem with that, dig up your great-great-great-great grandfather and argue with him.

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Women cant into originality, at all. They dont understand quip or banter

But she didn't laugh. he just autisticly threw it at her.

>posts Yas Forums copypasta to tinder
>look guise i did an autism where are my upboats
underrated

Yas Forums is full of a bunch of fucking retarded boomers

dumb cunts can't tell a fedora from a trilby

Ok Zoomer

KEK
The Biden meme has been fantastic. And I can’t help but read it in my mind with his voice which makes it that much better.

I can't tell if I'm just high or if this is actually funny, the fuck

I didn't read it, it's garbage slide, you're existence is a slide thread full of nothing but absolute irrelevence.

Why oester roasties with this shit?
It's not funny
It not intteligent
It pure consentated cringe.
Stop being a sperg.
FOR YOUR OWN SAKE

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if u aren't familiar with joeposting, a comedy phenomenon from the most culturally relevant antiguan eel noodling imageboard, u aren't fit to be a tradwife and mother to my aryan progeny

Virgin confirmed

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Haha, wow! user sure is up on his cool popular-culture internet lingo! Damn. I better fuck him.

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Massive bongistani COPE

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PLEASE SAY TO HER "IT'S A MEME YOU DIP"

>Why oester roasties with this shit?
It's a test, you fucking mong.
Broads don't need to be smart, or useful, or even sane.
They just have to be hot enough to give me a boner, and thin enough to ride it for 3-3.5 minutes without having a fucking heart attack.

FFS, my hand can do that, and I won't have to pay it half my income for the next 20 years if we have a fight.

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You're not getting laid, sweaty

This. Thirsty faggot simps trying to be funny to impress roastie whores who already got cream pied by dozens of chads is the most pathetic thing ever. Fucking get off all dating apps. Dating apps give women power over man. There is literally no reason to be using it unless you support our Weimar matriarchal new shithole society

>t. seething virgin who gest no matches

the leaf is right you dumb mutt

Yes, because he didn’t give a shit. Stop looking at the world through your dick.

>literally
You poor dumb millennial bastard.
Every man between the ages of "I just wet my bed for the first time" and "I pay a 19 year old nurse with big tits and no self-esteem to feed me xanax three times a day" knows that's a steaming pile of bullshit.

ALL pussy is for sale.
You just came in with the lowest bid.

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>Trying to impress online whores

Lol, not OP but I do kind of shit all the time just for laughs. I'm married w kids, but one of my favorite things to do is go on these apps, find older unmarried roasties, get to "know" them, then destroy them for their life choices. I'm Chad-like so it works much better of you're decent looking w a good personality.

You'd be surprised how much shaming works on women. That's why they're so against slut shaming, fat shaming, etc & all forms of it. Its like their kryptonite. The seething is unlike anything you've ever seen before

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Based

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who is this semen demon

Exactly my point.
Other than giving men boners, women haven't really been useful for a long, LONG time.
Ellen Degenerate is an exception, because she managed to entertain both boomers and dykes for almost a decade without losing half her money to a vapid whore in a divorce.

She's also unfuckable (if you're sober), so make of that what you will.

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omegacringe

Truly based and for us zoomers on this board, fatherpilled.

Nigger your dumb if you think copying pasting takes any effort.

Why is there such an artificial urgency to modern porn? My favorite thing about puss smashing in my youth was the complete lack of urgency of it all.Once you had the bitch, she was yours for the weekend, not looking like she’s plotting an immediate escape to another chad’s cock like this bitch. Am I just old?

Tinder is a waste of time and only furthers the decay of society. I tried it, I got laid, and I swore to never use it again. Young men like OP are in the same boat I was, they think they arent part of the problem because they send girls edgy slogans and witty remarks, they think they're above the rest of the grime using the app because they're smarter, they have a fresh perspective that the dumpster fires on the app arent used to seeing. They think they're kindling an ember in these people's souls that will lead them to one day turning their life around and being the moral, responsible, and self respecting creatures god intended us to be, but the truth is that as long as you're still using the app, as long as you're actually responding and sending messages in bottles to these shipwrecks you're just as much a part of the problem as they are.

Words of Truth

>Am I just old?
Yes.
Women weighing less than 120lbs weren't a rarity 20 years ago.
Now if you want one under 200lbs, without purple hair, and no graffiti?
Better hope Santa reads your letter.

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Just woke up to a ban :(

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lol! they ban your account but still charging you subscription fee.. I am sure you can let them take money for a month or two then file a lawsuit for fraud since they took your money but provided no service or product.

Nice, you ran to your echo chamber too