How Trumpbux work (NEETs get nothing)

npr.org/2020/03/19/818721616/read-senate-republicans-latest-coronavirus-relief-bill

>it's scaled from $600 to $1200 (double for joint filing of a married couple)+$500 per child
>It's based off 2018 tax filings, unless you didn't file last year, in which case it's based on this year's filings
>You must have earned a minimum of $2,500 of income to qualify, anything less means you get zilch
>It will scale between $600-$1,200 after a $2,500 income up to $75000 income. After which it's reduced up to $99000 income (again, doubled for joint filing) and anything after gets zilch

Illegals and NEETs get SHIT ON!

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>People with incomes under $2,500 would be eligible for $600, or $1,200 for a married couple.
oh ok

>worked for 3 months in 2018
>neet ever since
heh nothin personell wagie

That's why the Dems want to kill it, doesn't benefit their illegal pets.

So these are monthly payments?

one time

>600 dollars one time
hahahaha this will surely save the economy

70% of economic activity is consumer spending
50% of americans can't afford a sudden $500 expense

>one time
I'm gonna buy a ps5 with the money and slap a Trump 2020 sticker on it. If Corona doesn't take me, I'll tell my future grandkids Trump bought it for me.

you're thinking of PS3 user

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I'm accounting for the impending inflation.

>ps5
nigger spotted

$600? Is this a fucking joke?

I filed my taxes in 2018 and i get welfare and make over 2500 a year from it

When do we get it? I read that it would not be given until next tax season yesterday, any updates?

Someone please explain to me why someone who earns no money needs to receive money to not lose a job they didn't have?

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It goes up to $1,200 at $25,00 income and stays that way until $75,000 income. A fucking McDonald's employee makes $25,000 as long as they're full time.

Neets should get a bullet

a one time payment of $600 is not going to replace your job user, also see it's the reason why it's a stimulus and not just another tax cut

Fuck yeah bro, sounds like my 2019. Gibs me dem trump bux nigger.

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People with money and job have savings, more likely, so when they get the cash many will save it in bank. Not helping economy.
Poor people get the money, rush out and buy a new cowboy hat and get their hair done at the local barber, then buy meth from Tyrone, who then goes and buys some chicken at kfc, who can keep a few more people employed caused all the meth dealing Tyrones are spending.

that's my point... they (neets) didn't have a job in the first place. why should they get even onoe dollar from this?

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People getting $200-1200 in foodstamps, $1500 in cash per month and have free healthcare don't need money right now. The people who work living pay check to pay check do.

The bill isn't yet passed and could change during negotiations. But as it sits it'll be a direct deposit within a week or so of it passing which should only take a week or two, so, three weeks at most. Otherwise it's been opposed in which case checks are canceled as bother the GOP and Trump would rather watch the world burn rather than give illegals and NEETs handouts. And the fallout from that would be 10+ years of complete GOP control of Congress and executive branch as this has FAR too much momentum for the DNC to stop it without committing suicide.

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Ive been a neet for 10 years. Tbh idc what happens. I got ten free years of non stop hedonism.

Welfare isn't income, they arent getting shit. The only people this benefits, and rightfully so, are working tax payers.

heh cool. Well i'm stocked up for at least a month of quarantine if not more, bills are paid, i'll rebuild my pc and buy some ammo with the trumpbux

>be expat
>all my income is excluded
>not even any late penalties because I don't even owe anything anyways
>didn't file in 2018 because I'm a procrastinator
>mfw now
Gonna file them and rush delivery that shit to the IRS on Monday ASAP

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>and i get welfare and make over 2500 a year from it

Does welfare count? I don't think it does.

based on online polls conducted by a how-to-get-out-of-debt website

No, welfare isn't considered income.

Get a job faggot.

$600 is fucking nothing to me. I guess I'll buy gold with it, there's a gold exchange right outside my house which is still open. Would get a gun but that's not possible here.

I didn't file 2018 taxes, but I just got done filing mine two days ago. Is it too late?

That’s like a half month of minimum wage part time work in Chicago. Taxes will take like 1/6

>I filed my taxes in 2018
>A 2018 filing is for 2016-2017
Congrats? You're not getting shit.

wtf Trump told me 2k, 600 dollars isn't going to cover my brand new pc, to think i said I'd vote for Trump because of this.

because they'll spend it and put it back into the economy?

You shouldn't let a candidate buy your vote, that shit never works out for anyone. Bush promised $300, and it turned out to be an advance on your tax returns, and many voters fell for it during the election. Be smarter than that user.

Your exhange rate is effectively identical and you get nothing as a foreigner. Why the fuck are you even in this thread?

>After which it's reduced up to $99000 income

... so if I made 99.5K last year before taxes I get nothing?

I'm a US citizen, cunt. $600 is nothing to me because I'm a richfag, not because of currency differences.

Trump wanted 2000.
Democrats blocked that and want it to be 600 to 1200 and given thru unemployment if you filled your taxes

I hope it doesn't happen at all now.

>Take tax dollars in a form of a rebate from future income tax
>B-b-but the people that weren't going to give the government that income tax should get it!
>It's not like the people that were going to be taxed would have been taxed or anything!
>No chance it'll be put back into the economy unless NEETs order a new graphics card!

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Western Euro countries are welcome in all American threads except on July 4th.

Everyone missing the fact that you owe it back on your next year tax return. This is a "rebate" aka an advance. It's not free play money. Use it if you desperately need to pay bills, but don't blow it thinking it's not coming right back out of your pocket later.

All you need is the ammo and $20 for the hardware store.

Wait so I have to file for fucking unemployment now too? Wtf dems I thought you were suppose to be all about easy free money. Looks like you NEETS win again, congrats.

Do I get this rebate if I filed this month? Or am I basically fucked? I didn't file in 2018.

send money plz.

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Sorry, meant to say I didn't file in 2019.

>I hope it doesn't happen at all now.
The Swamp has jewed it down to nothing, with a million feet of IRS red tape in the way of rendering the humanitarian aid Trump intended. "Every American" does not mean the small subset of the population that bothers to pay taxes.

Did you efile or paper?

1200$ is jack shit. Needs to be 2000$ MINIMUM.

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NEETS GET NOTHING FAGGOT! KEEP BEGGING FOR TENDIES!

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Yeah

why do you care boomer? you’ll likely be dead

Dats rite nigger! We needs dem Wu-Flu reperashuns!

What would this paltry sum even do anyway in this crisis? A Yang style minimum income every month would be more appropriate than a pittance that might cover a month's bills. Attaching a pile of caveats so nobody is eligible for this shitty handout is icing on the cake.

$700 a month SSI + EBT + housing + medical those neet get is not nothing. I wonder what the equivalent wage needed after taxes would be.

Check'd.

Also, based.

I applied for Disability before I started college and got approved. Now I get monthly NEETbux, free college, food stamps, free health insurance and Section 8 housing vouchers that pay 50^ of my rent.

I'm unironically happy with my surprisingly high quality of life and unlimited free time to do whatever I want.

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NEETs need it the most