AUS/POL/ - 1000 CLUB EDITION #2

>Four cruise ships given special permission to dock in Australia despite 30-day coronavirus ban
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-21/coronavirus-four-cruise-ships-dock-australia-national-ban/12077824

>Australia surges past 1,000 coronavirus cases as infections rise again in NSW
sbs.com.au/news/australia-surges-past-1-000-coronavirus-cases-as-infections-rise-again-in-nsw

>Coronavirus Australia live updates: PM considers suburb lockdowns as Bondi Beach closes
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-live-updates/live-coverage/779032ad17aa8c6ee7f5e66e29c4a859

>Australia will 'shut down overnight' if coronavirus hits truckies
watoday.com.au/national/western-australia/australia-will-shut-down-overnight-if-coronavirus-hits-truckies-20200320-p54cf7.html

>Australian expats left jobless by the coronavirus crisis
7news.com.au/travel/aussie-expats-left-jobless-due-to-virus-c-755564

>Bondi Beach closed over crowds amid coronavirus pandemic
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-21/bondi-beach-closed-over-crowds-amid-coronavirus-pandemic/12077618

>From 4:00pm on Tuesday, anyone arriving from interstate or overseas into the Northern Territory will have to self-isolate for 14 days due to new strict border controls.


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themonthly.com.au/monthly-essays-louis-nowra-whirling-dish-tony-abbott-2250
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B._A._Santamaria
youtube.com/watch?v=SywExJR4lrI
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Niggers.

He raises a compelling point.

Fuck off we're full auzzy

repost from previous. Discuss:
200IQ take: The USA, AUS, and other five eyes countries know that china was lying (due to our satellites and spy shit, pine gap whatever) and that’s why they are taking it so seriously. FiveEyes countries knew H1N1 , ebola and bird flu and all that shit was a nothingburger and that’s why we didn’t see measures like this in place. Now they KNOW that coronachan is bad, hence the measures in place. They are trying to keep that info under wraps no doubt, to stem panic.

Sir, go back to the end of the TP queue

Maximum one TP per customer

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>when a desert becomes a prison then becomes a country but then becomes a prison again and finally back to a desert

You make a convincing argument, seppo.
Post your and with a timestamp so we know you aren't one.

Aus is doing fuck all though

>that’s why they are taking it so seriously
What the fuck are you talking about glowie? You're not taking it seriously at all and will be hanging in the fucking streets in a few weeks. Coming for you cunt.

we didn’t have social distancing, economic collapse, bans on gatherings, beaches closed, mass panic buying during ebola, swine flu, bird flu and all the other pandemics

Afternoon cobbers.
Why haven't you started growing your own staple food items yet?
>searlesgardening.com.au/gardening-and-planting-calendar-australian-climates-summer-herb-vegetables-fruit

All shops still selling seeds. Haven't seen anyone buying them.

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Who here is looking forward to the shortages of imported ""luxury"" (as they will be branded) foods? Things like coffee, chocolate, a good portion of frozen and fresh vegetables, tinned goods, and pasta/rice just won't be around in the coming months.

By spreading panic and shutting everything down? Smooth...

Fuck, you cant even follow your own logic.
Abo are drunks in the park if we take your reasoning to its logical extent.

Dont be mad that your make believe religion is now represented by a nigger loving faggot.

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I live within walking distance of one of the largest vegetable growing regions in the country.
Plus I grow my own.
I'll be fine.

I think they know it is bad, that it is a man-made virus that they can't develop a vaccine for, and that the whole show is going to collapse because it will go on for over a year. They are just buying time for the elites to cash out some of their stock wealth before the whole thing goes tits up.

because australia is food self sufficient and if it truly gets dire we can cut off exports to keep food here if we were living somewhere non food self sufficient then yes I would be more for this otherwise it's most likely a waste of time

My brother is grade 9 and my parents took him out of school, both my parents work and I'm neet at home looking after him

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There's a 21st on tonight that I wanna go to should I not go because of this habbening

Wont have to worry about food, all our best beef, seafood etc gets sent overseas, so now that travel bans are in place we might actually get to indulge in the quality stuff.

I made some very lame content last night while I was hammered
>pic related

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Social distancing does fuck nothing and is not even being enforced, the rest is caused by the people and not the government.
If Ebola was even remotely as contagious and hid itself for 14 days we’d all be fucking dead going off how pathetic the measures have been to this virus.

They are full blown globohomo cultists.
They are risking globalism in its entirety over this virus.
>look at what they stand for
>look at how their actions stand in contrast to that
Not shutting anything down and just ignoring it would be what you'd expect from globalists if this didn't scare them personally.

I wouldn't bet on that user. My wife phoned her butcher yesterday to place a bulk order. The butcher said he'd been ordering large amounts for his customers and was only being sent about 15% of what he ordered.

Teach him how to smoke White Ox rollies.

Why are 4chaners such fucking retards?

abos /are/ drunks in the park.
>t. not a Roman Catholic
The Jesuit pope kissing nigger feet and being a faggot is exactly what anyone would expect from a pedophilic Jesuit kike.
He's not an argument against Roman Catholicism being predisposed to leaning NatSoc by default.

Where’s ‘The bf’ guy?

But I never smoked myself, I'm just an alcoholic

You have to be 18 to post here

Which pub did you steal that tea towel from?

So what happened to the bushfires? Surely all those mysterious folk lighting them wouldn’t just stop for no reason? It’s like one psyop is packed away to free up air time for the next

No mate

Why do you come back here all the time, jordan?

Again
STEVE KNOB’S DAUGHTER WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY THROBBING SCIMITAR COCK!!!!!!

I'm 24 nigga, parents had me when they were 23, and my brother at 35.

The bf

The gf

You can learn together then. Use your empty alkie bottles as makeshift ashtrays and leave them hidden around the house for your parents to find.

They must feel great they had a kid by your age and your neet still at home

>Roman Catholicism being predisposed to leaning NatSoc by default.
Perhaps once upon a time, but not in this day and age.

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The daily ride

idk, the useful idiot climate change extremists got ordered to stop. Spooks plans had to be put aside or altered due to coronachan.

They know I'm probably on the spectrum

Australia is importing wheat and our food production has collapsed to levels not seen since the 1950s when we had 8million people living here.
>agriculture.gov.au/abares/research-topics/agricultural-commodities/australian-crop-report/overview

You're not seeing it because domestic demand hasn't been high. You will be living off rationed food.

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The spectrum of useless to hopeless?

Would you accuse the saudi royal family of lifting tea towels from a filthy pub?

What do the pet food aisles look like at your local shops? Are people stripping them? Doggo needs food.

WAGIES RISE UP!

don't care how much it's dropped I just wanna know if it can feed 24 million people even at a basic level of just bread or something an user here said we have enough agricultural output to feed 70 million

We also lost shitloads of livestock in the drought, fires and floods. 500k cattle drowned in Qld alone. I've been stockpiling meat in my freezers for months which has come in handy now.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Food production is highly regulated, all the gov has to do is tell farmers they are allowed to produce more and it will happen. We do not need to worry about food in this country and anyone who says otherwise is just trying to scare you user.

Yes as they are cryptojews.

I'm that user, we do, but that 70 million is government figures.
Also, I have no idea what that food is, but it's sure as hell not coffee or chocolate. I don't even think all our potatoes are domestically grown.

Fuck off we’re full !

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had no reason to move out and give money to jews for renting and I'll probably get your job after you die from covid-19 wagie

UK just announced they’re paying people like 80% of their salary, meanwhile Scomo is doing nothing.

There will be global food shortages due to missed harvesting, planting and a lack of fertiliser and labour. That's even assuming a good season's weather. The foreign owned farms will export the food for top dollar or send it back to China for their own people.

No, you should stay at home and repeatedly smash your balls with a hammer in penance for your shitty grammar.

just back from the shops, full of fucking food.

ALDI, Coles, Woolies so much fucking food its not funny.

NO TOILET PAPER. wash your ass in the shower who fucking cares

>grammar police
>on Yas Forums
Now I've seen it all.

who /fangin out for a hangi/

Maybe read something once in a while.
>themonthly.com.au/monthly-essays-louis-nowra-whirling-dish-tony-abbott-2250
About 75% of the world's Roman Catholics are cut from the same cloth as Santamaria.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B._A._Santamaria
When I say Roman Catholics are NatSoc by default I'm not lying. Look at Abbot
>volunteer fire fighter
>volunteer life saver
>gives of himself to make his community better
>big family
Francis represents the Jesuit order of Globohomo that the cardinals have all bought in to. FFS the real pope (the one who "resigned") was a Hitler Youth.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

To stir up flattard level thinkers. There is no other place this retarded

You don't have anything better to do with your time?
You could be pumping out a shit tonne more propaganda, rather than coming here and wasting your time.

Once this all blows over where do I go to have fun on your island?

I'm a backwoods chad and I want real authentic Aussie fuckery, not tourist city shit.

What did you call me you nigger? I'll have you know I'm a DSP neet houso.

The forecast is to go from 2593Kt of produce to 878Kt of produce in Australia.

We're not going to be able to feed Sydney, let alone the whole country.

From what I understand, the reason so many researchers have papers on coronavirus already is because of their efforts to create a vaccine for other coronavirus, like bird flu and swine flu. They've had around a decade to try and come up with a vaccine for bird flu and they've failed

There is no 'immunity' or vaccine so far, but who knows what the future will bring. The fact people can develop immunity to other forms of coronavirus means the prospects of developing a vaccine are pretty slim though.

As for treatment, that's another story. Whether they have the supplies to offer treatment to hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands of people at a time is another issue.

Quarantine/isolation is probably the most efficient response in terms of dealing with the virus, but governments fucked that up, because globohomo. Now they're shitting bricks because even though social conditioning pushes the majority of the population into the wage cage, wage cage technology isn't as advanced as it needs to be.

I'm expecting global recession and coofers for the next year at least. What the follow on effects will be from that is something I'm trying to imagine. I don't see any big wars in the short term, at least not involving mass infantry, simply because a couple of coofers will cripple an army.

Probably just povetry and shortages of luxuries for a while. People will have money, but they wont have the confidence to spend it unless absolutely necessary, because they don't know how long the problems will go on for.

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youtube.com/watch?v=SywExJR4lrI

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Are you always this deluded, or just when you come here?

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It's not a waste of time. I like to find out the limits of my opposition. Which are many and severe

alright you're a based nigger, thought you were a wagie talking down to me

>can develop an immunity to other forms of coronavirus
should be *can't* develop an immunity

How many cases will there be in a week, two weeks, three weeks etc?

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What's your next video going to be about?

>The forecast is to go from 2593Kt of produce to 878Kt of produce in Australia.
Post source
Also, Sydney won’t exist in 6 months

get a load of this cripple bragging about being a spastic

Only food issues I see is actually having to use SEASONAL produce. Not being able to get everything all the time. We grow a lot of stuff year round but some things we still can't. But there will be more than enough to get ourselves through this. It just means we won't have Asparagus for a couple months and shit like that.

Take out a loan goy, pay us back later

how many in one month, 2 months, 3 months?
how many in a year, 2 years, 3?

Northern Territory, mate. One of the abo communities. You'll get the backwoods experience you so desire.
But unfortunately for you we're fucken full as, so fuck off.

More on Santamaria for those who want an Australian intellectual to actually follow.
>Yet despite his anti-communism, he disliked capitalism, especially in its guise of economic rationalism. Santamaria’s ideal epoch was the Middle Ages and, as such, he wanted to turn us into a nation of farmers and cottage industries, with women permanently barefoot and pregnant. He vigorously opposed abortion and birth control. He blamed the Bloomsbury Set (Virginia Woolf and the like) for contemporary sexual decadence and the undermining of family values.