/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ALLERGY SEASON IS UPON US EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpAd: Join the Army for Trump 3/19/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/20/20
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>DefSec Esper on F&F 3/20/20
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>ActDHSSec Wolf outside WH 3/20/20
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>ActDHSSec Wolf on FBN 3/20/20
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>VASec Wilkie on FoxNews 3/20/20
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>EnSec Brouillette on FBN 3/20/20
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>FEMAAdm Gaynor on CBSThisMorning 3/20/20
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>VPCoS Short outside WH 3/20/20
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>VPCoS Short on CNBC 3/20/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on FoxNews 3/20/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on TODAY 3/20/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on i-Italy 3/20/20
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>NCIRDDir Messonnier CDC Private Sector Partner Call for Corona-chan 3/20/20
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>Pentagon Press Brief (EUCOM&SACEUR Comdr ArmyGen Wolters) 3/20/20
dvidshub.net/video/743701/
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania on Corona-chan 3/20/20
youtu.be/fSaEPRF7_Uc
>WHVideo: AgSec Perdue "Plenty of food, assholes!" 3/20/20
youtu.be/W2vsK-L0iAE
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @FEMA HQ Video Teleconf w/Governors 3/19/20
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MAGA!

Great news, the late night snacks are on me! Achoo!

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>general is low energy as fuck
TIME TO FIX THAT

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Yep non starter
Why is Trump so anti worker

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ID: OYVvY

also reminder that DOW will hit 30,000 by elections then go up further until we hit 40,000 sometime in second term
the jobs are coming back
the immigrants are going home
6,000,000 bothans died to bring me this information

>grocery run this week
>Boomers hoarding all the TP
>instant ramen supply trashed
>load up on tendies, Chef Boyardee, and oatmeal with little dinosaurs in it
You merely adopted the NEETdom. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a job application until I was already a man

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Hello Satan

MAGA
>having genetics so weak you suffer from allergies

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Jews are just 1.4% of the US population and 0.0025% of the world population

>Bernie Sanders on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_qwINlopA
>Chuck Schumer on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBuM
>Joe Biden encouraging white genocide:
youtube.com/watch?v=KaCBYrVsic4

Senate (9% jewish, 650% US over-representation)

Michael Bennet (D-CO)
Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)
Benjamin Cardin (D-MD)
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
Jacky Rosen (D-NV)
Brian Schatz (D-HI)
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Ron Wyden (D-OR)

House (8% jewish, 600% US over-representation)

David Cicilline (D-RI)
Stephen Cohen (D-TN)
Susan Davis (D-CA)
Ted Deutch (D-FL)
Eliot Engel (D-NY)
Lois Frankel (D-FL)
Josh Gottheimer (D-NJ)
David Kutsoff (R-TN)
Andy Levin (D-MI)
Mike Levin (D-CA)
Alan Lowenthal (D-CA)
Nita Lowey (D-NY)
Elaine Luria (D-VA)
Jerry Nadler (D-NY)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)
Dean Phillips (D-MN)
Jamie Raskin (D-MD)
Max Rose (D-NY)
Jan Schakowsky (D-IL)
Adam Schiff (D-CA)
Kim Schrier (D-WA)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL)
Brad Sherman (D-CA)
Brad Schneider (D-IL)
Elissa Slotkin (D-MI)
Susan Wild (D-PA)
John Yarmuth (D-KY)
Lee Zeldin (R-NY)

Supreme Court (33.3% jewish, 2,400% US over-representation):

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (D)
Stephen Breyer (D)
Elena Kagan (D)

forward.com/news/breaking-news/350531/jewish-donors-shun-donald-trump-95-of-contributions-go-to-hillary-clinton/

fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/

jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399

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that's what they're preparing the military for right now

Yep
Another day another trump fuck up
This is his iraq moment

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>You merely adopted the NEETdom. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a job application until I was already a man
based

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>I didn’t see a job application until I was already a man
K-kawaii

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RUSSIAN COLLUSION!!!!!!!

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As warlord, I decree that you will be given 50 lashes unless you give me your toilet paper

>he made a task force and shut the borders in january
So he took the advice seriously.

Wow wtf is Mitch prob?

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>citing US officials familiar with the situation

lmfao every. fucking. time.

It bothers me that redheads in porn are often involved in shemale or interracial. We're witnessing a redhead genocide and nobody is doing anything to stop it. Look at fucking Prince Harry, all he had to do was marry a ginger woman, but no, he married some half nigger whore.

i have the burning nose feeling associated with sneezing and a runny nose

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Rollin'

MAGA

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>Starting in january
the virus started in november

>Bored by apocalypse
>Decide to start practicing guitar again
>Groups of people gather to listen
>Taken to FEMA work camp for reeducation for civil disobediance

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i see no problem. welfare niggers don't get extra money for not working.

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A little slow
never did iran and never did japan
sad and slow

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correct. the lies from the communist chinese govt started in january.

jews purposely put redheads and blondes into the most degenerate porn because they represent whiteness

boy I sure do hate chinks

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Based Seafren

He was right to dismiss this. The media is going to eat crow so hard on this one. We're already down below a 1% death rate and it's only going to go lower. I can't imagine the MSM will have a shred of what little credibility they had left.

>chadraider
Nice

>anonymity bad
>post from user
come on this is easy

>tfw didn't get any (you)s last bread

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Lol no one will see a penny of that

The cuck party will shut it down, guaranteed

i still remember sand nigger general butthurt

So its a nothing burger?

My hair looks like venom snake from mgsv after cutting it
I always thought I'd cut my hair once the national guard was deployed and here I am waiting for the world to turn back on.

My company just gave every employee an authorization to travel in case our state goes full quarantine. Its literally a letter from the CEO stating that the bearer of the letter is an employee in a critical industry.

Papers, please

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>tfw just heated up two dozen tendies in the oven

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kys kike

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>i have the burning nose feeling associated with sneezing and a runny nose
F

based

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lets go

I've got a lasagna in the oven
What kinda sauce you got for them tendies fren

>tfw no Pichi Pichi gal

I got 0 but they didn't have it. Reroll

put 0 in there you retard

It lasted for days, there were maybe 15 legit posts from frens. A SHILLCON 1 on the Official Awoo SHILLCON Meter™ if ever there was one.

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Just got gigabyte internet so I can shitpost at advanced speeds

I think it's obvious what my result will be.

i'm fine, don't worry

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Ok, from henceforth a 0 means you are forced to work in the toilet paper mines.
SO DECREES THE WARLORD

California is now stopped from ruining the rest of the country.

satan.

rollin for dubloons so i can be the benevolent hippie bisexual overlord of my own colony.

im going to grow weed and sell it.

>get out of bed before the sun rises

>work out —hard— while streaming morning joe on my iphone

>by the time I finish off my high-calorie breakfast, I’m already filled in on the latest news and the best opinions to have about it

>go to my high-pay, high-IQ job without having to worry about news or politics because joe has me covered

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>venom snake from mgsv
It's called a mullet, Joe Dirt.

haha thats what I thought nigger
seethe for me

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come on give me a good ol slaver, i wanna fugg.

someone told me you like to fuck dogs, they want to remain anonymous, also you should get a lawyer

Love (you)

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Please God no, you're my most hated user, and now you've been unleashed...

k

Pretty much. Will be interesting to see their continued spins going forward. They went so all-in with this that they will never admit it was just a flu.

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In no way do I look like joe dort

yessssssssss

I wish, I'm not in California.

What up bro.

Nice.

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twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1240394913566666752

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lol plz more seethe posts

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Oh hi there Satan.

If he'd ended with "Jews" instead of "liars" he'd be showing the triple standard in its entirety.

>"This evening we were notified that a member of the Office of the Vice President tested positive for the Coronavirus. Neither President Trump nor Vice President Pence had close contact with the individual," said Katie Miller. "Further contact tracing is being conducted in accordance with CDC guidelines."

I bet the Democrats did this!

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Has the trump check plan been approved?

I just feel bad for the dogs you're abusing.

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Right, he had time to educate and prepare but instead he comes off as blindsided and late to the party.

No.

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Homemade bbq sauce

So trump is wrong here or lying

msn.com/en-us/news/us/trump-on-coronavirus-ive-always-viewed-it-as-very-serious/vi-BB11mJOf

>late to the party.
What party?

Hey Drumpfies, how does this make you feel.

As the Governors just keep things locked down, Trump's numbers will go down and down like the dow.

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Very nice

ok

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>just realized time doesn't even matter anymore for the next two weeks

Got a pizza on the way. I'm going to treat the next 12 hours like it's the middle of the day.

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look at this retard and laugh derisively

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>non-whites can't be racist
That's racist.

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Rollin, Satan.

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I was until the media fucked up everything

Four years ago I was a weed addicted loser without any hope of change

Today I don't smoke and have hope for tomorrow and am happy to be alive and well. I'm no longer socially anxious and I work out more and clean more often. Things are looking up and up for me.

Yes, less people have died under blimpf.

>As the Governors just keep things locked down
you're okay with losing all the governors?

imagine losing your mind because twitter and reddit arent real life

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Today's the first day I've actually been worried he won't be reelected.

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NO! YOU CAN'T KILL SERENA!

good I'm glad were in agreement

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because whites are the only people capable of violence, dumbass

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uh.... after cutting what?

Because it's fun to shitpost like how you're doing Mr journalist

blocks your path

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and then you remember his opponent is dementia joe, second fiddle to the guy who couldn't handle H1N1.

Reading comprehension

lmao, they'll blame Trump. Not the governors.

Economic realities havent hit yet.

keep watching CNN.

>Economic realities havent hit yet.
>j-just wait two more weeks!
THERE IT IS

lol you don't know what youre talking about, his approval is increasing and scared suburban moms and pissed off bernie bros are shifting to trump. laugh it off if you want but its absolutely happening. people want republicans in office when theyre scared. people want republicans in office when the world is a chaotic mess.

We did avert the worst by shutting down travel from China in January. On the other hand this is much like Katrina in that the federal government did well but the states fucked everything up.

his hair, nigger?!

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There's pretty much no way for you to win this. Two scenarios only:

1)
>it was a nothingburger and the media and Democrats shut half the country down in a self-induced panic in order to hurt Trump
Trump wins

2)
>it was the most dangerous virus in history that could've killed millions but only killed less than the common flu and the President successfully diverted a disaster
Trump wins

tl;dr- Trump wins

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lol the layoffs have only begun in the past week idiot

>(((Economic realities)))

By the power vested in me, under the authority of the Defense Production Act, I am seizing the production of Awoos in order to produce many, many more!

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Doesn't matter.
-24% GDP
24% unemployment.
Great Depression 2 with Trump's name next to it?
The dude is talented but he can't thread that needle

BASED HERO
bitchute.com/video/WqaoMBoBUF8N/

>people will blame trump for economic downturn after asteroid impacts earth
shut the fuck up nerd adults are talking

Nope. Millions will lose their job for a nothing burger= Trump loses

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lmfao
>bread lines hurry!

the absolute fucking state

>The dude is talented but he can't thread that needle

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It's too late for Trumpy, he's already been infected by Corona Joe! The primary symptoms are mild respritory distress and loss of the electorate in November.

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i'm here

>america unites after an attack on the homeland by a foreign agent
or
>bush did 9/11

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Weren't Bush's approval ratings the highest they've ever been in the aftermath of 9/11 and played a pivotal role in the GOP keeping control of congress?

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based and stay up late pilled.

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Italy has an 8.5% mortality rate.

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right this way comrade

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We will see.
But I doubt it.

Nobody is losing their jobs idiot.

Roll

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Have you seen the unemployment claims? We are about to hit the big unemployment claim period EVER! Next quarters GDP will be -24%

fuck statistics for allowing itself to be used like this

>Huge chunk of Yellowstone National Park, the size of Chicago, is 'breathing' in and out due to magma trapped underneath the surface
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8135093/Huge-chunk-Yellowstone-National-Park-size-Chicago-breathing-out.html
Welp, it was a good run boys

Damn that socialized health care is working great.