If they start rounding people up what are you going to do?

Greet them with the business end of my shooty boi in Minecraft.

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i am they

I'll miss the afterparty.

Teleport and draw my katana

>rounding people up
wouldnt that cause hundreds of millions to get infected?
I thought the plan was to isolate us in our own homes. basically nothing would change for 99% of Yas Forums users except the government would now save us from having to leave our moms basement to buy food when our neetbux comes in

Tell them the number is inaccurate for the census they're botching.

That would not be a good idea to do in my state.

ha. i was just binge watching season 1 of heroes.

Put on my Hawaiian shirt and start collecting helmets.

>If they start rounding people up what are you going to do?

thank them for their service and hand over my gun and every last round of ammo.

It's a big crack in the ground, but kinda small for 385,000,000 people.

Tell them to fuck off put up a struggle and hopefully just get shot clean in the head instead of beat to death

I want this to let me be a NEET again but I think I chose the wrong job it might not close

shitpost right up to the end

Die, I guess.
Actually, I'd turncoat in an instant if they let me help.

Help

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>user, I now order you to suck my cock

Shit, what do now??

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Based Sonic the edge hog.

Caltrops

Call my lawyer my Goldstein and suit the fuck out of them.

Maybe in your mutt country
soldiers wont mutiny in here they will

roll away

Niggers get boot.

Don’t plan to survive gonna join the riots and die

I'm sure it can fit them

Why do you think I have enough ammo to melt every barrel I own?

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I just realized that if the Internet goes out, we’re pretty much fucked. We won’t know what’s going on outside. We’ll stay in our houses and be easy prey. Maybe some people will gather together, but they’ll eventually get rounded up too. I feel so much dread.

Red pill my captor

Go live ina van down by the river. Till I could sell my cousin fucker yeeyee $40k pickup and buy some acres in MT or ID

I'll hear the buckshot landmines going off before they get close to the house

You'll see.

This.

these are americans we're talking about

Who is they? I’ve spent most of my life being “they.” I was military, I was a cop. I wouldn’t round people up. I’d round “some” people up. I’d break some rules if they made sense at the time to break. But if you think “they” are going to turn on normies? You need medicine. And why would they want me in a camp? I’m in a house. Why move me to a camp? Who benefits? What is the fucking point? To control me? How am I not “controlled” being in my chair right now. I don’t think I’m about to defeat the central bank right about now. I think I’m going to jack off and go to sleep. But yeah, put me in a fema camp. My cousin works for fema, maybe he got promoted to head anti-Christ henchmen. He’ll burn the mark of the beat into his niece’s five year old head tomorrow because people will do anything for 37,428 per year. Then with my new bar code, we can go back to our regular lives, but we have to watch sitcoms in which the devil is popular and we have say we like him because he likes that. He’s an eternal god-like being, but he has to be worshiped by hairless apes. Gets him hard. He’s not god, so god could blink him out of existence, but god wants to know if we’ll accept the barcode or not. Although he already knows. Although the retards my mother works with don’t know what a barcode is - he wants to see what they’ll pick.

>deep seeded resentment of government
>government comes to round you up
>what will you do
come on now

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sage

They have been saying the internet is going to crash cause so many people will overload it. LOL

Try my hardest not to fight in that moment, hopefully I get stored with many people, that way I can hopefully convince a number of others to riot and fight back together.

Damn, a perfect storm.

A man's gotta do what a man does.

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You better make the right choice. With this negative attitude how do you think it's gonna endup? Stop being a doomer and try to will some positivity into this proposed hellscape. The meek shall inherit the earth, and what do you think we are? I'm not gonna go all christfag on you, but please just give it a shot. You said it yourself, god wants to see what we choose. I'm willing to make the right choice and accept the sacrifices that come with it, I hope you are too.

Realize that a fucking bullet to the back of my head is much more preferable than slowly drowning in my own mucus of a 7 day period.

I don’t fear a quick death, but I fear a slow, painful, diseased one.

There isn’t an “internet” server. There sill be outages, but best believe that ISPs will throttle connections to maintain stable connection.
Say bye bye to your 200mb/s connection and hello to 5-10mb/s

Ahahahahahaha... Best laugh I've had all week. All i could think was who? The Chinese? The US and local government who my company pays 100k/yr taxes to? Round us up... Kids watch too much TV.

ask why

Who? The guys stocking grocery stores?

I live walking distance from a national park. I innawoods it until it's over or I get eaten by a cougar.

What are you going to do if you round us up?

They really fucked up hiring different writers after season 2.

your mom

Nope. The big boys have already admitted that they can get rid of caps with no consequences. If the Internet goes out, it's because they want it to be out.

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if you took all the people in the world and threw them in the grand canyon, it would be 1/12,000th full

yeah the servers are down in the ocean jackass. those long fucking wires they put down there to connect us to all the other shitty continents that don't matter

OH SHIT THERE COMING THROUGH MY WINDOW TO GRA

those jerks, what do they do except use up all our wires
well, they have crazier dashcam footage, so there's that

the internet just flew over your house I bet

Bug out innawoods.
Probably starve to death or get a tooth infection.

Did the girl on the right just post her profile picture? What a retard.