/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2344 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

I forbid you all from posting any corona-chans. Whatever you do, do not post corona chan you weeb fucks. I will literally kill myself if I see more than 10, you have been warned.

>First 2 deaths in Singapore

Bros, I'm scared.

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3D Link for 3D Printed Respirators made by a Chilean Researcher to overrun the current shortage for this pieces

If you know any Medic or people who works for Ministry of Health of your country, download it and send for them
t.me/BellumActaNews/18486

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>mfw wagies are starting to realize they don't have interests, hobbies or personalities once the one thing they lived for is taken away from them
hahahahaha fucking christ it's pathetic. learn something new, find an interest in a topic of your choice, do literally ANYTHING you want. Normies love to talk about loving freedom and liberty, and once they get an actual taste of it, they can't wait to go back to slaving.

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>a week til lockdown
Way too late. We're so fucked

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Tune in to Sister Fister live on /cvg/.

Prove it wrong faggot.

Once all boomers are dead, you can buy some tanks and jets from us and China and annex Texas.

Ok, which one do you prefer?

Threadly reminder of the marching orders for shills from the Hundred Acre Wood.
How many will (You) spot in this thread, /cvg/?

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When does the timeline shift begin?

GALLVIM THREESOME has deployed the National Guard in California

.....WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOOOOOTTTT!!!!!!!!!

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you just want more corona chans

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Guys, it's been a week since panic shopping started where I live, and I still haven't been able to find Quilted Northern toilet paper. I've had to buy a 6 pack of Charmin and a 9 pack of Cottonnelle. I'm down to my final roll of Quilted Northern.

Am I gonna make it?

Ok boomer

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>The """Russian""" chink is still going

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Nigger

You stopped posting country lists with latest numbers in the thread, fags

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>washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/breaking-trump-eyes-2-week-quarantine-only-drug-grocery-stores-open

Back when this first popped up in Yas Forums there was this graph which predicted how many cases their would be up to the end of february, in the first 2 weeks the numbers seemed to line up perfectly, but then it stopped, why didnt those charts become reality?
Is it all to due with the Chinese response or does it tell us something about the nature of the virus?

shut up nigger, you die now

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Nigger

no. no you can't.

No happeningfag gonna acknowledge this cause it blows them the fuck out.
Sad how you ignore evidence right in front of you. Keep watching numbers on a screen thinking something is happening.

NI-

Happened tonight. We jumped into a timezone with more positive energy, I feel it in my core. Things are going to get better this upcoming week.

Shut up nigger

Your reverse psychology won't work, faggot. No Corona-chans for you.

No nigger

breaking911.com/breaking-california-governor-deploys-national-guard-after-ordering-stay-at-home-order/

Any CA bros confirm this?

>Japan and India no-selling the virus
>Italy and Spain down for the count

Very, *very* strange.

Why is everyone ignoring the fact that we found the cure? Did you actually want this to get worse? Well too bad it's over hahahaha nothingburger confirmed.

Bye bye corona-chan we won

shut the fuck up you god damn Nigger. I'm tired if you coons in my Yas Forums spouting your bullshit like you aren't subhuman trash. Nobody cares about what you think or what pile of fecal-studded dirt your ancestor ruled over. Niggers were born for the whip and that's all they're gonna get, whether literal or metaphorical. YOU ARE A NIGGER. STOP.

based fuck normans

Fear mongering: The Thread.

Half these sources have BIG FAT NOTHING to back them up. My god you fuckers are fucking retarded lmao.

>>First 2 deaths in Singapore
Wtf? I thought Singapore was on top of it and that there wouldn't be any deaths because their health system is so good?

Go out and loot or do something even worse in Minecraft.

Chang, which Russian uni are you exchanging in?

Back to /x/ you go

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Someone dox this faggot.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

I love you friends

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>What should I do then?
You need IPA and quickly.
UV light works in high doses
sitting 10+ days undisturbed
Microwave will boil off any water droplets but won't do anything for dustbourne particles
Honestly mate you should have been out in front of this a month ago.

>Olympics
>chinese tourism industry money
>china and Xi are our best friends
Other than good hygiene and practices (wearing masks at all times in public), they are lacking in testing their people. Compare to worst Korea's testing total (300k tests), compared to Japan's mere 16k tests.
They are in serious need of testing.

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yea on twitter when all the bradleys started showing up suddenly a storm of bots started to spam about tank tops, drowning out the military posts

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>300 infected
>8 dead (3 foreigners)

Give it to me straight , burgerbros and friends, should i start to panic? 80% of the populace is acting so casually about this.

Not a chink. 100% white slavic siberian girl.
I know you mutts are enemies of science, reason, white race and everything human, but even you can't be dumb enough to call a chink everyone who sees through your propaganda and victimblaming

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do it yourself, glowie

The nips are mostly incel shut-ins who avoid physical contact even with their spouses.

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So let's imagine that the quarantine in ended after the 15 days that the government said here in Spain. What if some months after people with the virus but without symptoms come to here from other countries and start infecting more people? All people in quarantine again?

>you can buy some tanks and jets from us and China and annex Texas
I can't wait

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I'm gonna be honest with you Mamani, we're all gonna die.

We love you too Maria.

Reporting in from Corpus Christi TX, expect a confirmed case soon.

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So where are all the sick people and dead bodies dropping in the streets? Or does that all of the sudden not happen?

By now we would see serious damage; especially if they are still crowding like that.

chink

love you too, fren.
(but the balls shall not touch)

I scare fren

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Don't fucking scare me like that

GAS THE BANKERS
EAT THE RICH
UBI NOW

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Just look at the video, they're practically rubbing against each-other.

GUYS CAN SOCIETAL BREAKDOWN HAPPEN ALREADY I WANT TO LOOT AND PILLAGE NOW
in minecraft haha

archive.vn/7gR96

Leaf's original post:

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God, I miss that guy already.

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How old are you? Do you smoke? Do you have respiratory diseases or diseases that affect the immunology system like HIV or leukemia?

Nice RP chink

Coming to a store near you!

The positive energy you're feeling is the Winds of Change. There's no reason to be pacified and happy yet, as we're simply in a timeline of uncertainty. We have every opportunity to carve a world for the better, that we want. But there is also every opportunity that (((they))) can use the Winds to completely end us.

>girl
HRT in russia?
post hand

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thanks gook moot..

Lockdowns don't fucking work. Italy is fucked. There's no stopping this shit faggots. You can't stop it.

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One of them was Indonesian diagnosed with only pneumonia by Indonesian hospital

are you a nigger? pic of skin with timestamp

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Is this your emotional release for the day or something?

China is going to burn, Chang.

Gods, imagine Corona-chan breaking that glass and giving Ebola-chan the kiss of death and watching her suffocate with pneumonia and die of organ failure

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The "Corpus Christ is invulnerable" fag is now BTFO?

26, dentalfag with no immunosuppressive/respiratory diseases.

>What do you guys think death rate will be by the end?
in percent, last 2 digits

You sound like you are trying very hard to convince yourself

Why worry? Cottonelle is the best stuff

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Fuckkng hell im so scared

oh and i dont smoke either

You got it. Second wave ain't a joke. It'll be a milder onset by then, hopefully.

COVID19 WORSE THAN 911

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What is a dentalfag? A dentist?

Do you live with 60+ people?

He'll be back. Either yelling that his life is over because
>rape
or coming back on his knees asking for forgiveness about how blind he was

Well, maybe he shouldn't look at Japan if you want to seriously see such events.
archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/
Japan isn't a shithole like China/Italy/Iran.

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CHING CHONG DING DONG OK CCP.

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youtube.com/watch?v=kTLvurLkyeQ

How do they not choke to death?

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>he thinks skin color is enough to pass as huwhite
nice try amerimutt

>is not the chad smoker
We have hardened lungs to prevent us from some gay ass flu getting to us

11k dead? Wtf? Wasn't it just at 9k? Wtf happened??

I hope so I hated that guy.

Or you just look at the video and accept the truth?
Such a deadly and infectious virus yet thousands of people still crowding for weeks and doing perfectly fine. Cool stuff.

shut up already cheng

Chink arm

Watched:
Outbreak
Contagion
The Last Ship
Gamgi
Now watching Carriers

What else shoud I watch ?

What 3rd world shithole can we declare war on for oil this time?

I just took a shit and now have to sleep with a shitty bum because I got no fucking TP!

did he eventually fuck his sister? he said he was going to do it

>the virgin fruit eater bat
>vs
>the chad blood sucker bat

Pay attention. We are on the steep curve now. It's only going up very fast.

A crazy Spanish woman predicted that Colombia is kill, and that in the next week we are going to get more than 30k cases, she said that the president would declare total lock down tomorrow, he did it today, effective since 24th. Colombia is kill.

my last name is MacQueen. can I please be white now?

Viruses don't care.
See

People died.

Die Hard 2

yes, I just live alone
Never tried it or any sort of drugs too.

she's a witch

>Italy
>shithole
???
The fuck is your definition of a shithole?
They're first-world

>russian shills super active

Don't overwork yourself, vlad.

fuck off shill

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Lithuania also gets it’s first death from Boomer Remover

Peru took it serious and shut down. Colombia, Mexico and Brazil are doomed.

Maybe there's a mobile weapons grade biolab in Wuhan.

>The fuck is your definition of a shithole?
Every country with liberals and niggers is a shithole.

Apparently he threw a fit and start breaking shit which made her cry so he's going to go watch a movie with her.
last i knew he went full autism and asked his sister to fuck and she didn't say no.

Should I make a compilation of horrible Wuhan virus shit (like the videos on nothingburger and the trucks in Italy shipping corpses) set to this song?

youtube.com/watch?v=fshgWIpcPeE

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Krokodil chink

>A crazy Spanish woman predicted
bruh

>Colombia, Mexico and Brazil are doomed.

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I've had a sore throat and dry cough all week.
I just woke up two hours ago burning up, sweating like mad and thought it was just my room being hot but it hasn't gone away
What the hell do I do now? It's 1am and I'm chugging water like mad currently

this honestly seems like just hype to me. omg... the malls are closed. cry me afucking river. wow... lots of people coughing in hospital beds... sounds like fuckin WW3 gimme a fucking break

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>The fuck is your definition of a shithole?
USA

did someone screencap it?

I spent a day in the drunk tank in county jail this week. Every time I’ve been there it was freezing as fuck.
This time, for SOME reason, it was sweltering fucking hot in the holding cell. They had us 12 deep in there. The bullpen right outside the holding cells was ice cold. Everyone was complaining to the COs to turn on the air to which they replied “we can’t control it” which I know for a fact is horseshit.
Those sick sadistic bastards are actually trying to make people sick.
It was Pinal County Jail in Florence, AZ by the way

Time to self-quarantine and RIP

Based crazy regulus!

How about some videos from Japan, South Korea, Vietnam, India, Africa, America, Spain, Germany, UK and every other country.

Oh wait. You have none.
Fake virus.

What do we know of the health of those 150k or so unresolved cases?

what kind of interests and hobbies could I do online?

Fuck man you got the coof....

Why don't the strong humans simply shoot the weak humans?

my nigga

Do it. Bonus points if you have videos that are not on nothingburger.

Find one of the threads going "IF CORONA IS REAL WHY DOES NO ONE ON Yas Forums HAVE IT" and shit on it.

This but unironically

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>find an interest in a topic of your choice
this will be the death of me

Well, you only mentioned Japan in your previous post, user.
I'm guessing this is bait.
Some parts are. Especially dirty places like Venice. Not to take offense on pastas.

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Morning Zhang Wei

You've got the coof bro, don't worry it's just a flu