/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2342 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 276,113 (+562) ► Died: 11,402 (+23)

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Saudi Arabia shuts down public transport
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Colombia's Bogota, Medellin and Cali on lockdown, at least 12 million
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UK closes bars, restaurants, public places
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57 year old Manhattan lawyer dies after saying he was improving
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Illinois to enter "shelter in place" lockdown, 12 million people
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>RESEARCH
Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
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All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
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>REMINDER
China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
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Netherlands only tests cases with travel history
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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210 dead in Iran, regime covers it up
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>LATEST CASES
23:55: 58 new cases and 2 new deaths in Louisiana, United States.
23:33: 155 new cases and 4 new deaths in California, United States
23:12: 54 new cases in Russia.
23:11: 77 new cases and 1 new death in British Columbia, Canada.
23:10: 65 new cases and 1 new death in Georgia, United States.
22:30: 131 new cases and 2 new deaths in Florida, United States.
22:23: 496 new cases and 13 new deaths in Switzerland.

>LISTS
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>MORE
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I live smack dab in the center of NYC.
It's had months to spread and we only just started tested.
By now I would have seen ONE sick person at least. At least one single body drop if that shit were real.

I'm out and around 1000's of people everyday and haven't seen shit. The virus is fake.

wow its fucking nothing

>Dead: 11,485
lol, still only 11,485.
How many days has it been stuck at 11,485? Four days? Five days?

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Restore Prussian Monarchy for Jewish Anihilation

Will China ever publish the real numbers?

We're All Coofy Coofers!

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GARYYYYYYY

cured in 4 months what a nothing burger

youtube.com/watch?v=zF2pXXJIAGM

MORE THAN 1 MILLION DEATHS IN BRAZIL
MORE THAN 1 MILLION DEATHS IN BRAZIL
MORE THAN 1 MILLION DEATHS IN BRAZIL
MORE THAN 1 MILLION DEATHS IN BRAZIL
MORE THAN 1 MILLION DEATHS IN BRAZIL

Anybody have that waifu dancing topless with the mask on? For research purposes

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she looks better with pale white skin.

Have u quit smoking yet ?

You are loved!

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>DAY 34 OF 8 MONTHS /LOCKDOWN/

GONNA WISH CORONA-CHAN GOT YOU INSTEAD

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NJ ON LOCKDOWN TOMORROW

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GARY GARY GARY

Cope I'm just telling you the truth basement retard.
Go outside and you'd realize everything is fine.

>one premier already said no one is getting evicted over missed rent
>other premier said rent is less important to pay than food
>pm says they're getting the banks to defer mortgages
China, the cause and solution to the leaf real estate bubble

I don't speak soccer dude, can you be a good lad and translate it to me?

clarin.com/zonales/coronavirus-vecino-olivos-creo-dispositivo-detectarlo-hora_0_8rC2vk8d.html

>Coronavirus: un vecino de Olivos creó junto a otros argentinos un dispositivo para detectarlo en menos de una hora. Franco Goytia tiene 24 años e integra un equipo de profesionales que viajó a EE.UU. El invento está en etapa de optimización y necesita ser perfeccionado para su validación.

>Coronavirus: a neighbor of Olivos created, together with other Argentines, a device to detect it in less than an hour. Franco Goytia is 24 years old and integrates a team of professionals who traveled to the USA. The invention is in the optimization stage and needs to be perfected for its validation.

HAPPENING OVER

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Happening canceled due to grown ups being in charge.

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excited for my state to go jew mode

You lads still making any supply runs or just hunkering down with what you've already got?

>cured in 4 months what a nothing burger

I have been here for many years and have yet to read an insightful Canadian post. Also, I have never heard of a prominent Canadian scientist or intellectual. All we get from you guys is "banter" and butt-hurt comments on America as if you were European.
I suspect you have the same problem as other resource rich countries like Austrailia: It is to easy to survive and even thrive there. Thus, dumb people do not get weeded out.
I hereby ask you and your fellow countrymen to stay away from Yas Forums, in fact the entire web, indefinitely.

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I am cutting back a little bit, But, I know I need to fucking quit.
Yes its bad for you.
Yes it's addictive.
I feel like shit without a cig.
I feel like shit with a cig.
It's fucking awful.

i totally will after my next cig

WHERE IS MY QUARANTINE GF

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Yeah, bats and these ugly fuckers that chinese hunt for medicine

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>all that onions sauce
There is no way that much sodium is good for you

stop posting this without having the decency to upday the fucking image you inbred faggoty bucket waste man non gary shill

Is it safe to go swimming in my complex' swimming pool?

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*knock* *knock*

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KILL ALL THE NIGS AND SPICS CORONA-CHAN! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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You live in the middle of the zoo and I am the retard? Fuck off Chang

Give it two more weeks when the number of infected is in the tens of thousands.

I make some small supply runs. Meats namely.
But, I'm good for awhile actually.

I hope you have a gun user, perhaps someone will suck your cock for protection

Start chewing that's what I did

she dies yesterday.

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I thought I would be giddy and enjoy a mega-happening but...
I just feel sadness. What’s wrong?

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Can we please all get the virus, and get it done and over with?

I am sick of not being sick.

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fucking not again!! WHEN WILL WE DIE!!

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only if i have an appointment then i'll grab some more perishables/medications if i can.

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keep your lolis safe from corona-chan

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The upregulation of the gene expression will take years to undo, user.

Anyone have the one with corona in a hazmat suit on a 3rd world beach? Thanks

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Why do boomers still think it’s a mother burger? It’s a psychological defense mechanism because they love the current system and don’t want to see it collapse huh? It’s always US flags with 90 iq opinions denying it even at this point.

My Dad keeps saying that the cure will come from Israel what the fuck did he mean by that?

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>w-why would Rothschild-owned publications ever lie?!

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Futures made of virtual insanity.

Since November.

Depends, if you live in a country that is near the equator, you're going to need the salt since you probably sweat a lot.

Is the groin/penile pain symptoms a meme or legit?

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>Asian
>Groce

When's it going to end

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will these work as hand wipes?

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GARY IS BACK CONFIRMED HAPPENING

It's a nothingburger.

Rule pool's closed

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can we all die already? I'm tired to think that I'm going to die alone.

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I hope the FEMA camps will become operational real soon. You guys need to put Executive Orders 10990 and 10997 in practice if you want to stop this.

Can I still call that one user's sister, I read that she was raring to go

how are things in potato land?

working on sister fucker image macro

It hasn't even been two months yet, so their accounts shouldn't be cancelled.

2 dead from Chinese Virus in Singapore

channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/coronavirus-covid-19-gan-kim-yong-12563036

>alcohol price 5x'd itself
>gloves price 4x'd themselves
Anyone else /pricedout/? At least I got to buy long live food and a fuckton of water along with hygiene goods that would last me 7 weeks at least

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threadly reminder, hardly any of us have any money.

More like 13-14 millions.
Yes nigger, your faggot-emperor Trump killed 14 millions of innocent chinese people.
And many more will die around the world.

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Spanish Flu (actually started in China)
Hong Kong Flu
Lyme disease (Lyme, connecticut)
West Nile virus (Nile River)
Ebola (named after the Ebola River in the Congo)
Monkeypox (a virus from Africa)
Marburg Virus (Marburg, Germany)
Middle East Respiratory Syndrome
Korean Hemorrhagic Fever
Thailand Virus
California encephalitis orthobunyavirus
Dobrava-Belgrade orthohantavirus
Bwamba orthobunyavirus
Jamestown Canyon Virus
Colorado Tick Fever
Pacific Coast Tick Fever
Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever
Crimean-Congo Hemorrhagic Fever
Bourbon Virus
Bhanja Virus
Venezuelan equine encephalitis virus
Japanese Encephalitis
Norovirus (Norwalk, Ohio)
German Measles
Lassa fever (Lassa, Nigeria)
Zika virus(named after Zika forest in Uganda)
St. Louis Encephalitis
Heartland Virus (American Heartland states)
Bornholm Disease
(San Joachim) Valley Fever
Junin Virus
Ross River Fever
Omsk Hemorrhagic Fever
La Crosse Encephalitis
Sudan virus
Taï Forest virus (Taï Forest of the Irovy Coast)
Lochgoilheadfever (Lochgoilhead, Scotland)
Pontiac fever (Pontiac, Michigan)
Legionnaires disease (1976American Legionconvention inPhiladelphia)
Russian flu

All named after locations.
I'm calling it Wu Flu, China Coronavirus and Kung flu.

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Everything's a nothing-burger to people until it's finally on their doorstep and killing their parents.

Seriously fuck the chinese. So many amazing creatures are endangered becuase muh exotic medicine

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HAHAHAHAH
YES, TRUST ARGIE SCIENCE

That's singapores first idn't it?

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you are doing gods work user

Singapore just had our first two deaths! We're back on the board boys

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Colombia in total quarantine for 19 days.
Normies panicking

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OOOH IM GONNA...

How do I get Order 69 to carry out?

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Does someone have the one with corona in a hazmat suit on a 3rd world beach? Thanks

the world is going to shit, and on top of it we don't get our trumpbux way to kick us in the balls as we're losing everything govt.

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Russia is absolutely fucked. Too bad, Putin had a good run but it's over now.

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i fucking hate reddit

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People always cancel their account before dying
from corona virus,It makes sense.

They found the cure guys happening over. It never fucking happens for us everyone return to normalcy....

Luckily I live in a student dormitory where no one gives a fuck about anything. So the local store has everything, I'm prepping slowly.

solid post

>exotic medicine
strange way of spelling quackery.

What a piece of shit, kill it first.

If all the bulls are blacks, how come it's going to be more difficult? Blacks are immune.

Don't worry. The Norks have saved a strain, which they will release in ten years.

Have we CNN closed the southern border?

Unironically, vaping kills viruses. The humidity is the trick.

What if you're the last person on Earth?

Then you hear a knock on the door...

her lower arms are all weird she looks like a retard

>Cell phone service cancellations show 14-22 million people just up and not paying.
>possibly 22 million dead

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meh. everywhere is closing super early. I might make a run to a gas station up the street, which isn't closing, to get more cigarettes. I don't smoke but 3-4 cigarettes a day, but I'm going to go ahead and buy a carton so I don't have to look for cigarettes for a long time to come.

And academic consensus in the west is that race isn’t real. Appealing to academic authority in the west lost all meaning around 1945.

they arent

*Have we closed the southern border?

what the fuck is that thing?
it looks like a pokemon lmao

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It says it just detects the virus, how foes that cancel the happening