Aus/pol/ - 1000 Club Edition

I’m sure if they were lying it would come to light somehow, I doubt it.

Is China going to face some consequences? How long until they unleash something as deadly as ebola on us

why is he in front of british flags

>I’m sure if they were lying it would come to light somehow
How? They have complete control of their media and internet.

I would say more "useless" than bad, though certainly all in on kickbacks

Canada has roughly the same number of coronavirus cases as we do despite them having over 12 million more people. Trudeau is clearly a better PM than Scummo.

There will never be a shortage of food in the literal sense - Australia produces enough food to feed 70 million conservatively.
There will, however, be a shortage of food that we enjoy eating and a severe lack of variety. Think East Germany, where there was plenty of food, but you better hope you enjoy potatoes and sauerkraut.

Fuck chinks, hopefully war pops off so we can kill those cunts.

Roaming on Yas Forums
Still think China did it.

>Is China going to face some consequences?
Hopefully the consequences for them are the entire world moves their manufacturing away from China and they completely collapse.
>How long until they unleash something as deadly as ebola on us
I give it less than 24 months

wtf?? do you even know the shit theyve done in the past? its classic china, the spotlight is off them so theyll sweep it under the rug

Likely people who have been hospitalized or very severe illness

I don't roam Yas Forums, it's filled with crazies. I'm only on pol for aus/pol/.

What’s going to happen to all the people that did that housing market strategy where they used the equity and price increase of a property to borrow against and buy another house, who repeated the process multiple times and now own 10 or 20 houses with 10 or 20 mortgages during this time?

Seems they’re just going to get bailed out with mortgage freezes and that they will get to keep their un-australian hoarding ill gotten gains.

based

It was a retarded loophole the government put in but the unis took it one step further by paying for a 2 week vacation in a 3rd non-China country (where they'd likely get infected anyway)

>better hope you enjoy potatoes and sauerkraut
so what will our equivalents be? I'm assuming lamb, to some degree

Well we have meat, eggs, dairy and bulk wheat produced domestically.

Mainly it's just imported shit we may run low on eg rice, avacados etc

i’m only on here for the conspiracies and breaking news

>avacados
I thought we produced them here.

He's trash. Completely ineffective, corrupt and yet too boring to even meme about.

best way to earn money during this fucked economy
buy shares? buy land? ?? okay go

There is no more food the cows got sick I am telling you people Run while you can

his strategy is "wait until shit looks fucked then put in some half baked measure he copied from some other country"

He unironically said we don't need to close schools because Singapore didn't

porn, prostitution and drug peddling are always booming industries in times of trouble
just be ready for people to string you up if shit gets real

Twis bioscience are big time NWO shit

>What’s going to happen to all the people that did that housing market strategy

Comeuppance

>1000 cases
>travel ban

When did the world lose all common sense

SCOMOBUX FOR WAGIES WHEN?

WAGIES RISE UP!

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>implying there shouldn't be a travel ban anyway

When the wagies lose their cagies. Soon

>Immigration from non-european countries
>commonsense
wew lad hot take

One more 2020EF due late tomorrow.

First one passed Earth last night.

too ugly for porn, same goes for prostitution
not enough customers for drugs. but i like the way youre thinking user

My Clinical Psychologist just finished my autismbux report and I was going to send in the application for DSP

Now since normies will be going on NEETbux I assume they’re probably going to deny this application

Fucking normies, to back to work, it’s just a cold bro

some aspects of showbiz and our thing

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I'll make sure to wave when it passes by

Put on some make up and lipstick and get to work

>porn, prostitution and drug peddling are always booming industries in times of trouble
I've had boomers offer me a lot of money on Grindr, probably since I look like I'm 12. Maybe it's time.

Wagies absolutely BTFO as usual. thanks for supporting us NEETs

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she'll be right m8s

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south eastern states are fucked when winter comes

Canberrabros, when will the ACT government close the border with NSW?

We have 9 cases, they have over 400. It's an absolute no brainer to close the border to all non essential traffic.

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>too ugly for porn
No such thing, there's a fat ugly spanish dude that runs a porn site with vids of him banging hot spanish bitches

want to be my first customer user xx

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>>Bondi Beach closed over crowds amid coronavirus pandemic

Lol suck shit normies.

>Wagies absolutely BTFO as usual.
EVERY.FUCKING.TIME

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Yet schools still in. Explain that logic to me.

will it though? God I hope so. But I'm afraid we will devalue our dollar to nothing before we let people lose their houses

closing schools is a nuke to the economy

sorry fren, but please return to the cage at 9am sharp monday

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isnt there a third, much larger one due in a couple of weeks?

>Went from 300 to 1000 in a week
Fucking hell cunts

>Have to eat weet bix all day every day
Literally living the dream

Economies already nuked.
Yeah, thanks fren.

Kids are low risk of infection says Scomo or Greg Hunt.. one of em did... but didnt mention them being super spreaders to staff members and oldies as theyre predominantly asymptomatic

Once schools are closed, there's no way they are reopening again this year. We'll lose an entire generation if we close schools. That's why the government is holding off so much.

>Economies already nuked.
don't tell scomo

Can someone explain to me how can anyone can say the low AUD is good for Australia to due to exports when we barely manufacture anything and import far more than we export?

>Well we have meat, eggs, dairy and bulk wheat produced domestically.
that's more than enough for me 2bh

Being stupid retards with no idea on how economy works.. Its not good, its shit.

Get paid one week's wages in USD.
Wait one week for dollarydoos to lose value.
Pay off house with USD.

>there's no way they are reopening again this year
Even if thats the case, how does that equate to
>We'll lose an entire generation if we close schools.
I doesn't
Exactly. I have family members in the education department that are in the high risk category due to age, nobody from the government is expressing any concern about them.
If any of my family contract this shit because scomo doesn't shut it down I'll go postal.

How do I get an aus/pol/ boyfriend?

>Once schools are closed, there's no way they are reopening again this year.
This shit really hasn't sunk in yet for a lot of people.
"temporarily suspended" means "switch off the power and lock the doors until 2021 at the earliest"

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Send all our manufacturing overseas was the biggest mistake ever.
Who is/was responsible for this?

Kids aren't going to be learning online, we all know that. They'll have to repeat a lost year of schooling once the schools reopen.

Rural areas make big money exporting produce overseas.
The money doesn't go into those rural communities though, as most of the work is given to backpackers.

>We'll lose an entire generation if we close schools
Kids will die without government brainwashing?

It's too late, user. Canberra was already lost weeks ago. The city is full of transient people and travellers - students, business people, consultants, government workers, defence personnel, etc. Guaranteed the virus has been spreading here since late Feb when infected travelled between Canberra and Sydney.

No student in year 11 or 12 is coming back for that after a year, Especially if they get a job

The LNP obviously.

And that equates to losing an entire generation how? Stop being so melodramatic.
And who says kids wont do their schooling via correspondence? Kids these days are incredibly tech savvy.

>Especially if they get a job
haha a job. You're funny user

They’re doing shit online ya dunce

They also won’t be able to get any job during the next 18 months anyway

Greedy boomers who bought cheap foreign made shit instead of spending a bit extra for Aussie products

Considering schooling transferring more and more curriculum onto things like laptops and ipads and shit, if that was the case, then over a few weeks the schools could make a package for students and be sent over email or your school login board or whatever.. its not 1920 and we must attend to learn

I dont have any family in education or health (lucky or unlucky not sure) however it doesnt take much to realize they will be most at risk, yet all im hearing across multiple news sites is that closing schools is bad.. When did teachers become baby sitters in a pandemic? If it were me, Id worry about my health and safety before anything to due with work. Which is why so many doctors and nurses and educational staff are calling in sick and disregarding what the government says. Fuck LNP, they will run Aus into the ground before they do anything rational.

200iq take here.
If schools are closed, can't one of the parents just stay home and teach them?

How does social distancing work in a 5-to-a-room Chink student sharehouse

I'm eating pasta with ketchup and mustard. AMA

dedicated coofing corner. Please coof into the corner only

Replace parents with iPad

Where is your Japanese mayo