COUNTRY-WIDE LOCKDOWN IMMINENT
Just received this from my cousin who is active duty in the armed forces, don't feel comfortable saying what branch.
It's real now. Get ready.
Don't panic. Be smart. Be courageous. Be compassionate. Together, we will get through this, and hopefully come out better on the otherside. Plus, everybody is about to get NEET-Bucks for a while, so that's nice.
You killed a thread to post this bullshit.
larp
last I checked neets and poorfags aren't getting jack
just wageslaves
but cool if true
either way I'm getting comfy
Why should I "get ready"? Sounds like the military and national guard are about to start controlling things.
Good, sounds like a nice time. I'll stay inside and be comfier than ever.
This pasta again, I remembwe this from 2 weeks ago kek
Fake casual civilian jargon used instead of proper chad military acronyms
My dad who works at Nintendo said the same thing
My cousin is a barber in the Navy and my dad works at Nintendo, they both confirmed.
Q was right
Well shit bro, if it’s your cousin
DAYTON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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Wow I got the same thing from a coworkers friend in New York whose dad works for homeland security! That guy has been busy mouthing off tonight
Don’t say we didn’t warn you
Go LARP somewhere else you massive huge mega super infinite x infinite giant faggot
In short?
Meant to post the second pic
Holy fuck as a train autist I didn't know the IHB was still operating. That makes this post good.
A FUCKING SCREENSHOT
holy shit user, your cousin just flew over my house
what's a lockdown exactly? Isn't that what's happening already? Non essential stores closed, people off work, curfews are coming
Darwinism is a cruel yet beautiful thing.
"My cousin's father's brother's little sister's neice's dog fetched the paper and this was on it" fucking Larper
good thing i pick up my gun sunday
there sometimes be a god
How is that even gonna work? Are they going to deliver supplies door to door? Or are they just gonna let the majority of the country, who definitely did not hoarde supplies, just fucking die.
If you know anybody in the medical field ask them if they got the letter today
Genuine full-fledged triple-enter redditspacing. Get out.
>that logo
Honestly it does sound nice. I've been working during these last few weeks. It'd be nice to have some time off. As long as they provide basic necessities such as food and basic medication everything will be alright. Plus, with the national guard around, looters will be less inclined to break into homes. Just wondering if I'll be out of a job once all of this is over.
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President Trump, moving with haste to slow the spread of the coronavirus, is preparing a plan to mobilize the National Guard to help enforce a two-week quarantine of the public if his tough-love efforts so far fail.
This is a real doc. I unironically have to carry it. Mine is for Union Pacific Railroad.
Just a mobile fag. You don’t have to be scared user, we are entering a new age of englightenment.
>1 week quarantine
>for a disease with an incubation period of up to 14 days
fucking normie boomers
>national guard being deployed in numerous states past few days
>guys guys guys, I have insider info, the national guard is going to be deployed bigly!
Wow, such insight
you survive a month without food
A bunch of Americans can stand to lose a few pounds
This is old news user, go buy some fucking rice and get comfortable. You have nothing to worry about if youre a true American.
Just received this from my cousin, he has this friend, whose dad’s brother’s uncle served in the army with another guy named Tim. Tim’s sister’s uncle had 3 kids and one of them knew a professor who’s mother said we’re going on FUCKING LOCKDOWN BITCHES.
Yeah I know that. But what's gonna happen to the people that can't survive two weeks locked up because they don't have food or water for it?
Are they just gonna say "Tough shit peasants, should have listened to the preppers, die for the good of the nation." and hope it doesn't start riots?
Post doomsday memes
Just a list of associations and their acronyms, apparently kek
It's a beautiful day to be a Larp,
A beautiful day to be a Larp,
Would you believe its happening? Could you believe?
It's a beautiful day to be Larp,
A Larper day for a beauty,
Would you believe me? Could you believe me?
I've always wanted to have a happening
I've always wanted to see a happening.
So let's Larp on this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you believe me? Could you believe me?
Can you believe it's happening?
Won't you please, won't you please,
Please won' t you believe my happening.
they will drop off food and water. They were doing it in new rochelle ny.
10-4 good buddy
Oh look, another fearmongering thread. I had a boomer the other day pretend that he had a "friend in the military" that warned him about "the Stafford Act", he tried to act all elusive and secretive by vaguely telling me to "prepare for the worst". When I told this pudgy old faggot that the Stafford Act already went into effect more than a week ago, he just waddled away with a retarded look in his eyes.
these fucking faggots are scaring me because my girlfriend wont be back from work for another 6 days and i dont want her stuck in another state during fucking quarantine
ive been stressing the fuck out for the past 3 days about it
Told my boss I was no longer comfortable going into work, as my work involves interacting with the over 150 random strangers a day in an enclosed office space located a major US city with high numbers of infected, and one of my immediate family members is moderate risk. She told me that was unacceptable, and now I'm out a job.
5G still going up, utility workers still working.
Literally, Trump will not go this far no matter what, because he still believes in V stonk recovery.
Sue
I’m hesitant to accept federal noms. I’ll probably accept it so they think we’re needy, then store it in the garage.
>Don't panic. Be smart. Be courageous. Be compassionate. Together,
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRONG, faggot.
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You're already infected.
Foxtrot you fucking goof; worse those are NATO phonetics. You're prob just on VPN right? k thx.
Way to go, moron.
Your boss set you up to claim unemployment retard, that’s the best they could do for you. We’re you expecting to not work and get paid?
Well, that's illegal, so...
Do you find being this dumb like effects real life; like how many times do you park your car on the wrong side of the gas pump. How often do you actually hit the seat trying to piss? serious questions.
out a job? you can sue the fucking pants off of them and you're an idiot if you don't
No legal standing, unfortunately. I live in a right-to-work state.
It's always "I heard this from my friend's dad's aunt's co-worker's neighbor who works for Government Agency/Construction Company/Freight Transporter".
Hopefully not
Goyim Faggot Yarmulke Sneed
That's my photo.
Brow beating doesnt work here, chink.
Most of /cvg/ quit their jobs and went into quarantine two months ago. You're a bit late.
>i-i-is daddy gubbamint gonna take care of me?
Sure, just hand over all your firearms and consent to this biometrics scan and microchip implant! Then you can have all the gruel you want, goyim!
Dont particularly care, honestly.
A cousin just flew over my house
They're not going to lock down the country. Most of the Midwest isn't even getting affected by it.
Heard this from a guy I work with. Same story.
Active military guy told him two weeks
it'll be ok there will be umemployment gibs for a loooong time
I care about my family, and I'm not going to let some terrible ameritard-work-worship culture risk my loved ones lives. If I gotta kill bitches like you and take their shit then so be it. Hopefully our government sends out those really neet-checks and everybody gets through it, but otherwise, I'm taking your toilet paper first.
check'd
Was just writing to a friend who works at a power plant, this... Actually lines up exactly with a few comments he made.
I guess the funs about to begin.
My friend's sister works for the NSA at Ft. Meade and told him something similar, but that he should keep it on the DL. Naturally, he texted me, and I texted those I care about.
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>John O'Connor
>John Connor
Welp this is refreshing. Cya guys later in going on the run
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FUCK JEWS
FUCK ZIONISTS
FUCK POGO
FUCK ZEPHYR
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY - FUCK PSYOP Q AND ZION DON
FUCK THE FUCKING NEW WORLD ORDER. WE ARE ALL DEAD MEN WALKING. FUCK YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
my brother told me that he saw something online that this bus lady saw national guard troops and that she has a brother in the army that told her that there will be a nation wide lockdown for 14 days starting on monday
Funny how many slide threads and total fucking morons have flooded this board. Especially the Corona guys. You should be more worried about martial law. What's worse a virus that's killed less than 100 people (USA) or the biggest lay off / unemployment in history and martial law?
>Tell friends and family
Nah let's just tell the whole internet
It was a female poster and probably fake and gay.
Had not been working with that company long enough to get unemployment. I had been working for a different company under the table, no taxes paid, so no record of my work. Got that job to "go legit", and well, coronavirus.
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