PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LATE NIGHT EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpAd: Join the Army for Trump 3/19/20
youtu.be/cqoXDKZWnOc
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/20/20
c-span.org/video/?470538-1/
youtu.be/AonvffI6gng
>DefSec Esper on F&F 3/20/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143422572001
>ActDHSSec Wolf outside WH 3/20/20
c-span.org/video/?470541-101/
>ActDHSSec Wolf on FBN 3/20/20
youtu.be/1DS2w4p8VJk
>VASec Wilkie on FoxNews 3/20/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143517656001
>EnSec Brouillette on FBN 3/20/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6143446271001/
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on CBSThisMorning 3/20/20
youtu.be/oXBVoxqifMk
>VPCoS Short outside WH 3/20/20
c-span.org/video/?470541-1/
>VPCoS Short on CNBC 3/20/20
youtu.be/wvT6ueQLNmw
>NIAIDDir Fauci on FoxNews 3/20/20
youtu.be/dN-xosv9pOk
>NIAIDDir Fauci on TODAY 3/20/20
youtu.be/hMVqW6edG8g
>NIAIDDir Fauci on i-Italy 3/20/20
youtu.be/W-L1iEabLNA
>NCIRDDir Messonnier CDC Private Sector Partner Call for Corona-chan 3/20/20
youtu.be/CLDE2Qync7Y
>Pentagon Press Brief (EUCOM&SACEUR Comdr ArmyGen Wolters) 3/20/20
dvidshub.net/video/743701/
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania on Corona-chan 3/20/20
youtu.be/fSaEPRF7_Uc
>WHVideo: AgSec Perdue "Plenty of food, assholes!" 3/20/20
youtu.be/W2vsK-L0iAE
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @FEMA HQ Video Teleconf w/Governors 3/19/20
youtu.be/EdJC6quWjUg

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forward.com/news/breaking-news/350531/jewish-donors-shun-donald-trump-95-of-contributions-go-to-hillary-clinton/
fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/
jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399
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MAGA

Nah, it wouldn't all be designed by one person. Everybody would have their own little room with their own designer choices. The pirate's would be painted all black and have candelabras and shit everywhere. Hiki's would just be a white room with only A table and A chair. And so on and so on.

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MAGA

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zina bash farting

Trump is gonna look like a hero when cerveza corona dies

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THESE DEMOCRATS ARE MAKING NIGGAS GAY

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>wuflu hasn't even started
>but it's actually been spreading in the US since December
>also the USA actually created it
Xi Jinping = Winnie the Pooh
Tianenmen Square Massacre of 1989
Taiwan is the only real China

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>corona virus cure found

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everything will be okay.

Went outside today. Watched a fountain with no one around for an hour. I miss that fountain.

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Give me proof this picture is real.

>Went outside today.
F

finally got to eat that peetzer. it was effing amazing.

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lmao when you support Donald trump and he fails to respond to a pandemic and destroys your country making China the number one dominating super power in the world.

This is why we aussies cucked ourselves to China, and why you guys will too soon :)

you could probably take all of Hiki's posts in this general and just about the only on topic ones you'd find would be pastebin induced

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MAGA

no livepd threads?

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

MAKE AMERICA WHITE AGAIN!

DO BOTH NOW, CORONA-CHAN!

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>namefags

Straight from Andrew Gillum's handler

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Consider employment instead of not working like a nigger

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Sorry Bruce, but kangaroo pussy is for BIG AMERICAN COCK only

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.daed ydaerla si rehtom rouy siht daer nac ouy fI

MAGA

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but honestly NEETs deserve forgiveness and understanding

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I'll save everything in my aoe
>he's running pbaoe deflect
yikes

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But they don't though

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And who is that?

>take that you bat eating subhuman

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RWDS when? Sturmarbeitlung when?
Market crash has happened, stimulus isn't coming, (((cuck shoomer))) made sure of that. Bare your fucking teeth.

i thought they said the hooker was naked but he wasn't

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no it's okay he's a baker, they're exempt from the rules

Where's Hunter? Where's Hillary?

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yeah-huh u wanna fite about it

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why is her hair so curly?
Does she have celtic genetics?

Why does /ptg/ have its own mod on standby?

>The only measure of “good” or “bad” sex is the physical fitness of the couple – much more so the man, because he is going to be the one exerting 95% of the energy. This modern “woman on top” style sex is just a disgusting porno myth and actually you can basically never get proper motions in that position.

>More importantly, having a woman “in control” on top of you like that is vile and degrading. No man should ever subject himself to being underneath a woman during the act of copulation. It’s virtually on the level of cunnilingus, and at that point, you might as well just let her peg you with a strap-on.

Remember /ptg/, only missionary and ONLY for the purposes of procreation

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she probably shouldn't make funny faces like that her nigger blood really shows

I miss outside.

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For tards like you who spam the same shit everyday.

I don't like fighting or stuff I just like listening and reading. It's more MAGAgentlemanly.

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It's still there

b/c jews are over represented in the mod staff and b/c jews seem to have an interest in lurking and policing /ptg/

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>I don't like fighting or stuff because i'm a wimpy manlet deprived of my gainz

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The fuck my gf gets on top all the time, we have sex longer because we both use all are energy.

become more essential, pick up a trade

i have it on, cops next

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>This modern “woman on top” style sex is just a disgusting porno myth and actually you can basically never get proper motions in that position.
Spoken like a virginal zoomer

you can just walk out into it, you know. no one's enforcing quarantine

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wha? using an entire woman's body on you like a sex toy is greatly entertaining

why is my neighbor so worried about the stock market and people not spending money and going out? I told him there are jobs as a software engineer in Austin, TX (we live in Michigan, it's not too far) and he started bitching about how he's spent his whole life as a mechanic and now he's worried about his kids' futures
lmao what a fucking retard, if you want the job just apply?????

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Then just go outside. You're not an urbanite, are you?

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They’re off for spring break

But why?

Being very fit was a transcendental experience I should get back into. I never liked fighting

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chairs are too luxurious

oh nonononononono

what did he mean by this?

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actually i'm having a hard time deciding if the table or the chair is the unnecessary part

Valid question, niggertitties.

My room would suck. I'm bad with designing.

No.

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I miss video games.

begone extrovert
oh wait

this post is virginity in the digital form

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maybe ask again next thread

If we go outside then we would be disobeying the government though

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>Valid question,
So how many times do you need to ask it before your peabrain is satisfied.

Jews are just 1.4% of the US population and 0.0025% of the world population

>Bernie Sanders on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_qwINlopA
>Chuck Schumer on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBuM
>Joe Biden encouraging white genocide:
youtube.com/watch?v=KaCBYrVsic4

Senate (9% jewish, 650% US over-representation)

Michael Bennet (D-CO)
Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)
Benjamin Cardin (D-MD)
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
Jacky Rosen (D-NV)
Brian Schatz (D-HI)
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Ron Wyden (D-OR)

House (8% jewish, 600% US over-representation)

David Cicilline (D-RI)
Stephen Cohen (D-TN)
Susan Davis (D-CA)
Ted Deutch (D-FL)
Eliot Engel (D-NY)
Lois Frankel (D-FL)
Josh Gottheimer (D-NJ)
David Kutsoff (R-TN)
Andy Levin (D-MI)
Mike Levin (D-CA)
Alan Lowenthal (D-CA)
Nita Lowey (D-NY)
Elaine Luria (D-VA)
Jerry Nadler (D-NY)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)
Dean Phillips (D-MN)
Jamie Raskin (D-MD)
Max Rose (D-NY)
Jan Schakowsky (D-IL)
Adam Schiff (D-CA)
Kim Schrier (D-WA)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL)
Brad Sherman (D-CA)
Brad Schneider (D-IL)
Elissa Slotkin (D-MI)
Susan Wild (D-PA)
John Yarmuth (D-KY)
Lee Zeldin (R-NY)

Supreme Court (33.3% jewish, 2,400% US over-representation):

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (D)
Stephen Breyer (D)
Elena Kagan (D)

forward.com/news/breaking-news/350531/jewish-donors-shun-donald-trump-95-of-contributions-go-to-hillary-clinton/

fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/

jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399

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can it fucking warm up soon my skin feels like one big saltine

a table would provide more utility

WTF look at the singer Jewel

"there's two states of being. dilated or contracted"

wat?

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Bait

Shut it down!

Rebel against the machine. Take a walk.

>but honestly NEETs deserve forgiveness and understanding
This but also $2,400.

*sips* me too

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Would.

I can't imagine ever disobeying daddy government, why would you?

NEETS DESERVE TO BE SPIT ON AND NOTHING ELSE

Should I be reading Kawabata?

Then go on a walk. I go on walks around my neighborhood everyday with no issue.

i'll await God's punishment in the next life

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I- I can’t...I just can’t support this president any longer.

He’s done nothing to stop this collision.

I am now Collidin’ for Biden.

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I miss my corporeal form.

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didn't she die in a grease fire?

Are you in a Carolina?