/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2340 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

I am now actually more interested in sister fucker user. Keep is updated.

Florida lockdown when? Any news?

So is this going to blow over in a couple weeks or what

>t. alien

>Californians not volunteering to help their communities
More news at 5

Reminder that love can bloom even in these dark times

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Nice wasted digits you copypasting larping fuckwit

>nothingburgerfags went from it’s just a flu to proclaiming its some elaborate hoax/Q-tier bullshit

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youtube.com/watch?v=2bgCCXSrwHA

>So is this going to blow over in a couple weeks or what
No.

Why are white kids like this?

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Fuck off, Chang

Floridian here. Nobody is taking this shit seriously even in the center of the pandemic in broward/miami.

The governor is sitting on his hands waiting for a federal mandate to close the beaches and quarantine, probably because he doesn't want anyone saying he cost Florida money when he's up for re-election

Testing is still pretty much reserved for direct known contact, recent travel, and respiratory distress.

We're so fucked.

Man those commie chink bots are fast. If the chinks would have been as diligent in trying to control the virus instead of fucking doing nothing, we would be arguing about other things. Thanks you commie fucks.

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t. et de varginha

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It's over lads. Anons coming down with the chink virus.

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It's going to blow UP in a few weeks you retarded FAGGOT

this is getting boring. find a new hobby.

The fuck is a trooner?

Sorry huebro I wish you the best

How fucked is this rotten shithole?

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>This really isn't that bad a virus and is more close to a drummed up Flu. Just don't visit grandma for a few weeks and we'll all be fine.
So you're saying it's a giant conspiracy by every government on the planet to quarantine the whole world?

why?

let me guess....

NWO! JOOS! SOROS!

LOL

What's the little gook getting ready to cook guys? :)

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Someone redpill me on the money printer meme. How is it bad?

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I don't want to die bros

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Parents don’t beat them

It's been "blowing over in 2 weeks" for months now.

>Honey, I'm going to the store to pick up tendies and TP. You wanna come with?
>No mom, I told you I'm hunkering down in the basement and monitoring the end of the world in real time on the internet. Besides, it says on Yas Forums all the stores are empty anyway idiot.
>OK sweetie, have fun. I'll be back in an hour.

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One world government, creation one one world currency. Dissenters thrown into FEMA camps, labeled as "sick" it's happening bros, the destruction of nations. The solution to the uncertainty.
"World government" digits.

OH FUCK I'M TROOOOOONIIIIIIIINNNGGGGG

OH NOOOOOOOOO

OHHHH FUUUUCKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Reminder this is all the chinese's fault

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Now mutts admit there are coronavirus infected ones among their flu death, which was before November last year.
Clearly they deployed the same virus after Chinese took the bait they placed in that Canadian bio-lab so the whole thing looks like Chinese themselves screwed up.
It’s the Anglo Virus, and frankly judging by what Anglo did since 1500 AD the Anglo is the Virus.

Who wants to bet this meme was spread via tiktok and china has some connection to it?

>REEEEE NOT THE NUMBAASSS NOOOOOOOOOO MY NUMBAASSS
Just stop. Stop making these threads. Stop coming to this site. Get a life.

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Never, because of spring break. They gotta have those shekels. Expect a real rise in cases all across the country when the partygoers return home to their respective states.

Mexicobros are we still fine? Or do I start panicking?

It's inflation/debt that will bite us in the ass down the road like always.

A burgeranon posted that he was positive from the previous thread. He mentioned that he was having a difficulty in breathing without fever whatsoever. I think I have this chink virus too and I'm just in a asymptomatic mode since I don't have fever just having a shortness in breathing. If ever this is it then I'll bring down those useless fucks in my area together with me.

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Oh how thou are fallen, O Lucifer, Son of the morning, reduced to posting stale crappy pasta.

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Why is Corona-chan so OP?

>spreads by air
>kills you
>you can spread it without knowing you have it

Nerf when?

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Looks pretty tasty so far user I dunno. Have to wait til the end.

Weimar republic 2.0 HERE WE COME!

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Lurk more newfag

Chinks stir fry everything. They should be dropping dead everyday from heart attacks.

I cant even watch videos at 1080p
Fucking upgrade your networks USA, this is awful

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POL was absolutely right to warn all of everyone on this over and over and over again. Back when this started, we knew it was going to be global and terrible, and nobody listened. Hell, most of pol didn't listen.
I think there will be a massive loss of life. That's a fact.
How does it feel to be right, again?

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Stop talking like a redditnigger faggot

>shortness in breathing
>asymptomatic
Nigger go get yourself checked.

There's already a confirmed case in my city, my city population ia 5k.
I'm doomed

i've been hearing that for months though. how do i know it's for real this time?

how is he supposed to get a life WHEN YOUR VIRUS SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN

lol no lockdown in fl any time soon unless it's done by individual mayors.

Also almost all businesses have weaseled into being considered essential so if all non-essential businesses close it changes dick

also, why the fuck are boomers so retarded?
COVER YOUR NOSE WITH THE FACE MASK FOR FUCKS SAKE

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Niggers do this all the time retard.

Digits prove you are a liar.

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Trump is nationalising everything. Nazism is back nigger

What would you guys do if you won the lottery right now?
I won a free lucky dip, but it got me thinking, what if it was a couple of million?

Wow a real Canadian. Or maybe a china-hating based yellowman.
>You don't have to go to the camps.
I think that may be a real possibility, Mr. Gretzky.

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What about other countries that have US dollars as currency. Are we fucked up too?

A new pokemon!

It's huge. Federal reserve dropped the interest rate to zero and then pumped two fucking trillion into the economy only for it not to work.

Now trump is saying the money supply should be used to go straight to american citizens instead of a trickle down from fed to the big banks to the banks and then to use with multiple layers of debt

the jews have to be losing their shit

reminder to ignore the anti-anime autistic boomer

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>b-but it makes the mask hot

hard times have some strange effects on people.

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feels like shit, I wanted to be wrong so badly

Checked!

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Boomers are single-handedly spreading the virus here in the southern brazilian states. Not even joking.

Sorry, satanic Ching Chong, but return Scarborough Shoal and get out of Yas Forums.

someone please tell me you screencapped sister fister user. i haven't laughed while wanting to cum for a long time

What virus?

Digits prove that you’re right

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kind of a bullshit happening so far bros.

*poke*

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I've been having a mildly sore throat since yesterday and it is worrying me a lot, also breathing is becoming harder. I'll get tested tomorrow, I hope it is just anxiety and stress.

How long until 1 million cases bois?

2 weeks ago we had 15 cases, now we have 10,000+
exponential functions nigger

K, gonna copy here for those who missed it in the previous thread. A couple of facts. They might be useful for your survival, or maybe not.

- Chinese stats can be trusted, both on infected and dead. It is hard to contain the numbers in a totalitarian state when people don't have much trust in authority.
- Italian numbers of dead can be trusted. Italian numbers of infected are grossly underestimated, tourists returning from Italy have % of infected well bove 1%, this means that in Italy their own population has also this above 1%. So there are at least 600 000 infected, maybe millions. This is supported by the italian authorities themselves as they admit they don't count those with light or no symptomes. Italia at the moment is one big boiling can of virus.
- German numbers of infected likely can be trusted as thier capacities are not overhelmed. Their numbers of dead can't be trusted as they don't count anyone who already had other life treating problems
- Japanese numbers of infected can't be trusted, there are first hand evidences that they refuse to test anyone even with high temperature and fewer who isn't about to die or who don't develop coughing. Their numbers of dead might be correct or might be not.
- Corean and plague ship numbers likely can be trusted both on infected and dead
- Lating countries got hit so hard because they are the centres of chinese tourism this time of year, unlke other countries
- Other contries have so few infections because they were infected mostly not by chinese thourists but by their ow tourists returning from Italy. So at the moment they went to Italia Italia was already infected far and wide, and other countries are lagging now 2 to 4 weehs behind italy as they were infected not in the same time as Italy. Better be prepared to the worst.

>CoronaChan after spending a week in Las Vegas

Based.
Fuck chinks, fuck commies, and fuck the CCP.

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for all the doomers who keep saying china lied about their numbers youtube.com/watch?v=hQtxhZALFO4

WUHAN IS BACK BABY!!!!!!!

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Ok, Old Nick,

The Drop Deads is now in London
Just wait till that becomes public knowledge

Everyone was out tonight getting wankered one last time. They'll have seen it or caught it

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This

Digits prove that this user is right

uhh bros?

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I FUCKING HATE MOST OF YOU! AND I HOPE WE ALL DIE FROM GOD'S WRATH! WE DESERVE IT FOR ALL THIS DEGENERACY IN THE WORLD!

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It's the best virus possible. RNA based so it mutates fast making vaccine near impossible, it incubates for a long time so you can spread it like the cold and develops severe symptoms rapidly after that need ICU. Anything less aggressive and it would be easy to treat anything more aggressive and it would kill the hosts to fast.

>Already for sure infected
>Due to occupation can infect 5-1k people a day
>Also due to occupation would kill similar numbers of the same demographic if I didn't do my job
What do I do?

Checked

Indeed.

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I'm interested in his progress too. Fucking your sister can be a great bonding experience. Just use a condom to avoid retard babbies, and its fine.

Can confirm, they think this is a hoax or some shit China created

>interest rate = 0
Kek. Kikes must want Trump hanging

what about south korea? they stopped it

Scarborough Shoal, or GTFO, Chink.

strawpoll.me/19581976
>strawpoll.me/19581976
strawpoll.me/19581976
>strawpoll.me/19581976

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Any source on Italy's influenza deaths recently? I wonder if they might be counting those as COVID 19 deaths.

I fucking hate that the young are using chinese apps. It's so fucked up. You just know the chinese are pumping subtle propaganda to them.

I will unironically vote for my local liberal overloards in Texas for getting on this shit earlier than most.

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We're doubling every 3 days, so, 6 days or so.

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Checked

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How many times (((USA))) have backstab rising countries, even Argentina, I want to see mutts taking this bait.

this unironically

Same here in Romania.
Everyone quarantines themselves in their homes aside from the fucking boomers who are free-roaming the parks, with no protection at all while claiming:
>"I have cement-like immunity. Not afraid of a little cough."

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>lmao literally nazism

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>Chinese stats can be trusted
>"No New Infections"
!

/ptg/ please stay in your containment thread.

good because I feel vindicated
bad because I am worried about my family, and myself since I have asthma (inb4 kys you should die for being weak etc. ok i know thank you anons).

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IMPORTANT

Botnet-thermometer company is making public a map of areas with atypically high numbers of fevers: healthweather.us/

This data is significantly better than the reports from CDC and other sources. However it doesn't distinguish coronavirus from other diseases.

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i only read up to "OK ILL FUCK HER ARE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS HAPPY?
What happened after that?

Hey did that user from earlier ever end up fucking his sister?

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The worst state for Coronavirus in the USA is now the sanctuary state of New York, followed by its predecessors, the sanctuary states of Washington and California!

Remember who brought her into this Country!

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Test

heckin' lil' chen makin' a mealerino for his brobro

The dude actually asked his sister and... she blushed.

yep, they defeated the virus with their heavyhanded methods.

STOP TALKING ABOUT SK
THEY ARE THE MOST ETHNICALLY HOMOGENOUS NATION ON EARTH, HIGHLY DISCIPLINED, TECHNOLOGICALLY SOPHISTICATED

>200 infected
solo ha empezado y si estas en cd.mexico lo mas probable es que este muerto

Fuck off

will you people ever learn?
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>all those spring break kids coming back and spreading it to the rest of the country

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Hopefully drawfag is going to draw 1 million

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We still ok. Nex week will beat the shit out of us

youtube.com/watch?v=ZXGWZonPNjI

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Fuck you. I have to go watch a movie now in this fucked up atmosphere. Good bye faggot.
My last post here. If you make a "lmao XD so funnah" image macro I will fuck you up.

Can't give back something that was never yours.

cant say I disagree desu

Brazilian scientist Atila Lamarino said that if the government don't took this shit seriously over here at least 1 million of people will die until august.
It's the end for us boys

>Get a life.
WE'RE QUARANTINED YOU STUPID FAGGOT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO

>CNN saying this is wave #1

that one canadian was right.

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We need to declare war on the inferior Chinese government and destroy the current regime. Free the Chinese people and make their government pay for what they did to the world. We need war.