/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2339 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

I hope you know that Flu gets to 2,203,346,620 and kills several million in 3 months every year; it's just not reported.
This can't even hit 1 million infected in what is it now, 5 months?
Good luck overloading the medical system with that pal.
Absolute nothingburger.

I've been in these threads since the very beginning and it's pretty clear this isn't anything big.

Yes, there are lockdowns and the economy is dipping a bit, but lockdowns will end and the economy will just go back up.
All in all, Pretty disappointed with what you retards said was going to be a catastrophic pandemic.

/CVG/ 2 Months Ago:
>Millions dead in China
>Wuhan is a ghost town
>Xi is dead
>Mass cremation

/CVG/ Now:
>Yooooooo broooo roll to see if you have aids bro!
>Woahhhhh 5 new cases in *whocaresland*
>Broooooo look someone who was 30 died don't worry about their preexisting hypertension and heart valve failure.
>China's lying broooo even though there's no new videos and they are clearly back to work and things are getting better but just believe me brooooo

At first it was fun, larps of doctors from Wuhan saying 50k dead, videos showing crematories and millions suspected dead.
All threads after #500 have devolved into retarded conspiracy theories and bad math. I watched it happen.
Clearly none of the stuff from the beginning was real; I enjoyed it but with all the new info this is unfortunalty nothing.

>200 dead in USA
>OMG ITS FUCKING OVER AHHHHHHHH THE WORLDS ENDING PREPARE NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Happeningfags really clinging to this one.
Kinda cringe not gonna lie.

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>ctrl+f
>20s? Nope.
>30s? Nope.
>40s? 2, both underlying conditions
>50s? A few. All underlying conditions.
>60s+? Yes.

This really isn't that bad a virus and is more close to a drummed up Flu. Just don't visit grandma for a few weeks and we'll all be fine.

Bang. Happening over.

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Boomer parents won't just stay home.

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Fuck you. She's crying and now I have to go watch a fucking movie with her. I wanted to play video games or browse Yas Forums but you fucking faggots have to get me angry.

Be honest, would you like to get the virus?

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lolol

How the fuck does Germany only have 68 deaths?

Can't wait for all the immunocompromised coomers and trooners to die as they masturbate to underage drawings of a fucking disease like the pathetic waste of DNA they are

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kek hermanos thinking that they are in argentina
btfo by brazilian cop

twitter.com/Tirapete/status/1241184078461894658

BUY THE DIP, BILL

I wonder what NY numbers will look like in 2 weeks.

REMINDER THAT THE REST OF EUROPE IS FOLLOWING ITALY DOWN THE DARK ROAD

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NOT LIKE THIS BROS! THEY'RE LAUGHING IN OUR FACES!!!

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Why would I want to fuck Fauci. He’s /ourpaisan/

Destroy their government. Liberate their people.

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I need my Trumpbux anons, going to load up cool vidya.

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$.05 has been deposited into your account

mechanized infantry, they're the standard go-to unit in the modern era if you don't have any oil or it's all tied up in air/naval units

Why oh why is Yas Forums falling for this psyop... This place was the only corner of sanity in an otherwise insane world, a place where the lies of the media and governments hold no power. Do you not understand that a flu that kills the feeble oldtimers is being used as an excuse to have you all chipped like dogs in 2-3 months, jobless, scared and confused? The normies are embracing limited movement, curfews and what not tyrannical measure. They are clapping while their freedoms are being taken away over literally nothing. Why did you fall for the propaganda, Yas Forums? Are the lives of the elderly who are already living on borrowed time worth more than freedom? Get a grip lads.

Buy the dip bros.

hahahaha

I wouldn't be afraid. I am not over 80, and I don't have underlying health issues. Going to the bathroom is a bigger danger for the average young person Lol!

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stop being a beta and man up and just fuck her already. she wants it

>people

Without a doubt in my mind.

IT'S OVER
>USA HAS SURPASSED IRAN
IT'S OVER
>USA HAS SURPASSED IRAN
IT'S OVER
>USA HAS SURPASSED IRAN

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Fuck no. Too much potential for permanent damage and feeling suffocated for weeks sounds like Hell.

Based NEETvirus robbing all the normalfags of their precious time. Welcome to the bottom.

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Sauce on table?

Governments always reflect the people they lead

FUCK CHINKS

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Mass graves visible from space when?

I don’t know who to believe anymore

:)

How screwed is Canada and my province of Ontario?

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Herd immunity soon

Can anyone post the Runes of Banishments? It's already noon here in the South Pacific, so it should be morning in China and the Communists social engineering hackers are going to be on Yas Forums and Yas Forums trying to disrupt things.

No country list?

Why are Asians so brutal? This shit runs in their blood as blood is basically their history. I've never seen a society that has been as bloodthirsty as Asians, especially both Japan and China.

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How can a country with 1 billion people flatline with only 3 thousand deaths? Explain this doomers.

3 weeks, give or take.

Heh

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>Italy stops counting the dead...
Yep I guess it really is that bad, it's still happening!
Hope they are isolating and executing those people asap, you guys did a great job holding corona-chan off for so long...

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I sincerely hope that Bill Mitchell gets the vid.

CHECKED, OH FUCK

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11000 dead. You know how large a population would have to be to equal just a single death based on that ratio?

700,000, you fearmongering piece of shit. I hope your mother burns to death tonight.

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~4000 timbits will get dunked when it's all said and done. For the first wave.

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Did....did he just...? Bros?

>This place was the only corner of sanity in an otherwise insane world
You mean the board where get scripts are divine intervention, a picture of a jew is an argument, and everyone is a 7'0" flawless chad with an 11/10 aryan wheatfield wife and a dozen children that popped out of the womb heiling Hitler?

How many of the Italian in the "mild" column gets moved to the "serious" column?

Is the kill rate closer to 40% or 50%?

It's very obvious the Chinese numbers need to be thrown out.

But you could die. That's a win, right? Isn't that we we're all looking for?

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The real killer is the hysteria. The snowball panic is what is destroying everything, not the small numbers over the virus. Within a few days almost 700,000 signed up for unemployment. People are losing their jobs, their source of income, and their very lives. People will starve. People will suicide. They should have just let this virus run rampant and not shutdown anything. Now everyone's lives will be ruined unless they are rich. They better bring everything back up and f off with these shutdowns.

Mitchell is right about this. I put this forward on a Faceberg feed of a leftist whom I know and they all rubbished the idea of cure/treatment, it’s almost like they see the virus as an opportunity to implement their cultural marxist agenda.

Stop giving the shills and bots you's.

>*cough cough* I keep telling you it's just a flu, this is just a deep state cough *wheeze*

No because I live with mum.

did he really say that??

>statnews.com/2020/03/17/a-fiasco-in-the-making-as-the-coronavirus-pandemic-takes-hold-we-are-making-decisions-without-reliable-data/
>statnews.com/2020/03/17/a-fiasco-in-the-making-as-the-coronavirus-pandemic-takes-hold-we-are-making-decisions-without-reliable-data/
LOL. Sorry coronafags, find a new way to fill the void!

>this is the last thing you see before you die

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Do you honestly think that a deadly pandemic can't possibly happen when all of human history says otherwise? Why does it have to be some huge unlikely Orwellian conspiracy with you fucking nutjobs? You'd be the town dunce standing outside Westminster Abby circa 1300 surrounded by dead plague victims ranting that it was all a ploy by King Edward to take away your gin.

bradleys dumbass

No idea, it was posted here. I checked the numbers and they're accurate.
White piggu we save face today!

The Eagle and Grave Encounters had scenes where white people were eating rats raw.

I love you /cvg/!
In one week i've gone from literal virgin to fucking any chick from my now closed workplace just because i have all the toilet paper and tuna fish in the area.

How can i make it up to you guys? Thinking about donating my Trump bux to the most right wing organization i legally can.

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I'M A BETA BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO FUCK HER? JUST SHUT UP ALREADY

Holy fuck. Good luck gringos

How retarded can you be to believe the communist government of China?

>You know how large a population would have to be to equal just a single death based on that ratio?

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This virus stopped being interesting the moment the Americans started coofing.

Nobody cares about your retard states. You're all just burgers.

youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE

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Press S for Florida
twitter.com/ben_golub/status/1241185357221097472

Welp...guess who's quitting smoking?

ontario only has 216 ventilators for 15 million people
very fucked

Are they predicting the weather harsher than it is in your area?

I thought ebay cracked down on this.

Based though

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