The world is about to end and I never had sex

This

Yeah but who's the girl?

Crystal Lust.

Sex is pretty nice when its with someone you care about. Been thinking about seeing how good it is with an experienced escort or something myself, but one night stands have never been very fun.

yes, it's the best. but only the first 2-3 times of fuck a girl. after that the novelty wars off and you crave someone new (coolidge effect)

>Am I missing out?

No. Sex is overrated by degenerates and Jews. Jews have sexualized the whole world and they made sex penises and vaginas the central issue of society.

Not really.

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Link

is that her maiden name?

SAUCE

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Honestly if you're a virgin at 26 the best you could probably do is a morbidly obese slut with Daddy issues. And fat chicks are gross.

One night stands are the worst also the best

Post pics

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Mutt’s law

about 40 too many plaps

Post more pics of that awesome ass Chinaman.

Her body is shaped like a caricature

this x1000

>inb4source

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No. Never having a girlfriend is worse.

Bitch is freaky looking & not in a good way.

>Am I missing out?

Not really, i mean yeah it feels good..but most sex nowadays is untrascendental...i fucked a couple of whores...still regret it..whished i saved myself for a nice gf or something. I have trouble forming bonds.

How do you find an escort to bone? Been interested in seeing how good things are with one.

Yes. The feeling of your cock entering a pussy for the first time cannot be adequately described to a virgin who has never experienced it, let alone the feeling of the rest of intercourse and orgasm. It has to be with a girl who genuinely wants you or it will be shit. ie fucking a hooker doesn't even count as sex.

I need a source or I’m going to mill myself

How do I do doggy style effectively bros?

27 y/o non virgin but haven't had sex in 7 years
What am I missing out on? I just don't remember what it's like anymore.

Delicious Crystal Lust

show flag leaf

Her pornhub is Crystal Lust. She's a stripper down in Miami.

The world is (finally!) about to end and you think now is the time to go ahead and start committing mortal sins?

Is that a real doll? Holy shit it's fucking hot

Right on the spot

Your fist is tighter senpai.

30ish posts in and no one has realized that this is a high end sex doll. Fucking lul

>26 year old incel

This doesn't happen. Stop lying.

i've been browsing this shit board 24/7 for the past week, it's nothing but schizos posting about every celebrity who ever made a tweet in their life, and retards spewing shit about coronavirus

I dont think this thread is hurting anyone

It's a warm, soft, wet hole that makes this squelching noise when you put it in.

It's honestly not all that much. You're worked up over nothing. The true value of a relationship is [spoiler]the strong sons she bears you.[/spoiler]

Stop making this thread, nigger

And no, the world is not about to end, you God damn idiot

That’s not a typo. I will throw myself into one of these

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>9
Just had it. Feeling pretty ok.

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Link,pls

It’s honestly not that great. It’s good, but definitely not what your late 20s mind has surely built it up to be by this point.

Signed,
-Dude who lost his virginity a few years ago at age 27

Here’s the sauce bros no doll

xvideos.com/video54421671/the_cure_for_the_corona_virus_is_getting_fucked_by_a_pawg

I know that feel
>In college
>have sex with plenty of whores
>haven't had a relationship that's lasted more than two weeks
>still feel like shit.

Love is truly the final redpill

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There's all kinds of different sex to have.

There's good sex.

There's bad sex.

There's ok sex.

There's wtf sex.

There's why am doing this to myself sex.

There's I can't believe she did that to me sex.

There's easy sex.

There's difficult sex.

...

And then there's rape.

Real Women don’t like prosthetic fake penises.

Since i've only fucked whores and sluts I'd say your not missing out on anything. Being with a woman who actually loves you is probably worth it though.

I jerked off too much, incel bro’s, and pussy doesn’t cut it. I don’t know what to feel

Doing a fat girl is interesting. You can see the shockwaves run up her ass to her back as you pump away

Best sex I've ever had was with a prostitute. With my girlfriend it's very boring.

I think I prefer my hand, actually.

>Off by fucking 1
May as well just kill yourself tonight

Calvin Coolidge did slay mad poon

No the final redpill is inner peace.
One day you will not care whether you have sex or not and just be at complete peace. Not that you won't enjoy sex, you just do not need anything to be satisfied. Thusly becoming a true alpha.

No not really

Nobody should have any patience for incels. Save a few grand, go live on a beach in Vietnam for a couple months, and hire a local girl to teach you everything.

It's a gift from God reserved for marriage.

kek

checked and keked

Are you coming to my house to kill me later? I've been reading about it all day.

Memeflag Jew

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No you aren't missing anything, don't feel bad and don't worry

26? pffttt thats nothing

>this nigga has never had good pussy
Fat girl pussy gets all creamie and then dries out if you fuck for more then 5min. Good pussy drips crystal clear for hours... Dat shit even tastes good too.

basically this. Not boring, so much as not as important.

NO IDC

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I just said in my previous post that I don't think sex is that great. Finding someone you love and who loves you is what's great and makes you feel complete/in peace.

Also memeflag GTFO

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only good if raw and coom inside.

You're canadian, you were fucked at birth

>one of my biggest fears was gf not getting her period during quarantine cause we fucked on Vday
>finally tells me she got it

This quarantine about to be comfy

how good are you on deep throating ?

Based

But you forgot

Orgasm so hard you feel the insides of your molars sex.

and

Orgasm so hard you gain inner clarity for 10 seconds sex.

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Fag

No matter how desperate I was to get laid I would never sink to fucking a trap from Yas Forums

There is a decent chance the world is legit lending so yeah, you incels and nerds better hurry the fuck up and ask that girl out and take some risks to get sex. If you die without ever having gotten pussy that would be a waste of life.

Sex can teach you an interesting philosophical lesson regarding time. I fucked the hottest girl I ever got to fuck 7 years ago. We fucked 4 times over the course of 3 days. It was amazing, I got to experience some of my fantasy. Now that it's been 7 years, how much of a difference would it make if that never happened? Is the memory of having sex valuable? I've had sex with maybe 10 women (some of them being hookers unfortunately). Does stock piling memories of sex really improve your life? For the most part, no. I haven't had sex in 5 years now, and I feel just as lonely and worthless as you.

This. It’s actually better when you can think of them as just tits and ass. When they’re a real person you care about or even love, it adds a different dynamic. That dynamic is still good, but if you’re chasing that pure sex adrenaline like how OP probably is from porn, you won’t get it from a girlfriend after some time has passed.

I am a 28 year old incel virgin. I win.

nigger

I also forgot:
Don't orgasm at all, feel used and wasting your time, getting blue balls and then hating yourself for even trying sex.

and

woops, i just came and we just started sex.

Nah you probably fucked some hot latinas you’ll be fine

Canada was a mistake

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>cure is fucking a pawg
Incels btfo

yes and no, sex is good because of emotions. if you love someone so much, you will have amazing sex, but without love sex is just masturbation that feels a bit better.
t. anyone thats not a 50 year old coomer or chad.