/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2338 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

based Gary

Corona-chan like any good lover takes her time

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How is japan doing btw?
Havent heard about them in a while

>youtube.com/watch?v=xQauJW09qRs

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210 dead in Iran, regime covers it up
archive.is/D7YcK

>LATEST CASES
23:55: 58 new cases and 2 new deaths in Louisiana, United States.
23:33: 155 new cases and 4 new deaths in California, United States.
23:12: 54 new cases in Russia.
23:11: 77 new cases and 1 new death in British Columbia, Canada.
23:10: 65 new cases and 1 new death in Georgia, United States.
22:30: 131 new cases and 2 new deaths in Florida, United States.
22:23: 496 new cases and 13 new deaths in Switzerland.

>LISTS
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>265 dead
>no pictures of their bodies
SHUT DOWN THE STORES AND GIVE US YOUR GUUUUNS!

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>nothingburger flippers who will all die in the 2nd wave

To the user sleeping with his sister.
Well, Why does she do that? How old is she? Does she cuddle with you or some shit?

Kill yourself pedos

Absolutely based

First death here.
abc.com.py/nacionales/2020/03/21/primer-fallecido-por-coronavirus-en-nuestro-pais/

The flu actually infects 4,374,836,727 people every day you simp

The cute Japanese girl I had a date with cancelled because of a fever and runny nose. Corona almost got me to leave my 3 week quarantine for her but got a day too hasty. Better luck next time corona.

They've gone full cope because of the olympics. Refusing to test all but the most serious of cases.

Went to GameStop because my Amazon order got delayed to the 24th, and with the rumors of a national shutdown, I ain’t taking any chances.

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Male nurse believes China. Get a load of this guy.

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>mfw we're predicting at least 1 million brazilian macacos dead until August

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any videos of people dieing in the streets in the us yet? or mass panic

hopefully it extincts your dumbass

Hopefully all die with Hollywood boomers to eliminate pedophilia promoters

So this flatten the curve thing is not working. Italy is fucked. The rest of Europe is not far behind. The US is getting rekt. This theory is bullshit. It's been debunked.

How is Argentina doing argie bro? I heard they have curfew? Are amerindians obeying it? Are those shitskins dying yet?

she wants to fuck bro. just give in to your feelings.

I'm guessing she was 10

We do have pictures of piles of coffins from Italy. This isn't China or the 1300s we don't load the dead in carts.

>literal schizophrenia
Can’t wait for you to drown in your own lung fluid. Faggot Qnigger

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Derp operation still chugging ahead. Still no evidence? Lets see the bodies? Where are the stadiums full of the dead? Tuberculosis kills over 1 million a year.

>paying for a game
I will wait for a pirated copy thank you very much

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>shilling every thread without stop
>parroting Chinese talking points
This has literally motivated me to call me congressmen and senators to make moves against Chinese manufacturing and political influence in the US

>I hope you know that Flu gets to 1,203,246,020 in 3 months every year.

Fake as fuck faggot, post your fucking sources absolute SHILL

YOU ARE HEREBY DECREED A FUCKING CHINKUNS NIGGERUS SHILL AND SHALL BE IGNORED, ABSOLUTE CUM SLURPING FAGGOT

Body has been really aching recently
Back hurts more than usual
Feel more fatigued even though I haven't been doing anything extraneous
Got very little sunlight the last week
Am I vitamin d deficient?
Imagining it?
Or do I have Corona

Serious answers please by people with similar experiences

Checking. Did they have Battletoads?

all I can say is the coronavirus has netted me over 200k in the last 2 weeks because of how well the runescape economy is doing.
Virtual currency is only good if you know how to use it

National lockdown in USA announced Monday afternoon, enforced Monday or Tuesday night. Stanford act invoked, papers needed to travel, even to buy gas, more specifics not known. Make your trips by Sunday.
>inb4 source
Multiple sources both healthcare and military that I trust, no point elaborating. Screen cap this if you want to.

20000 Americans by the end of today..
50000 by Wednesday
Screen cap this..

There was a pic that showed that the curve would need to be flattened over 10 years to be under the line of max capacity.

We lift in a society.

*stafford act

Pretty funny but if you actually think this you're retarded haha

Please. Fuck. Off. Just drop it already.

Anyone have a link to the full dataset? I like to do the graphs and things.

Japan is doing very very few tests. Something like 15k since the start of this compared to 200k+ in south korea.

>So this flatten the curve thing is not working.
well yeah, flatten the curve only works for the initial stage of an outbreak AND if the outbreak is contained to a certain geographical area, like a single city
Once you hit widespread community transmission, it's off to the races

>*mlem*mlem*mlem*mlem*mlem*mlem*

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no pictures posted though, just trooner anime shit here, where are the fucking bodies?

user and sister, sitting in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
First comes the spoon
Then comes the penis
Then comes Anal
In Doggystyle

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checked, but sounds dubious

Go to bed Chang, aren't you tired of being wrong and a faggot?

B A

So... Are my Trumpbux in the mail or what?

Over 200 arrested

>~300 cases and 7 deaths in burgerland since last OP

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Don't see anything racist about calling this a Chinese virus, honestly. Not sure if crossing that out was necessary, though.

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Its bullshit because you still have retards carrying on about their lives. I've been "sick" for over a week because I come into contact with hundreds of people everyday. My work refuses to shut down and people are still in the grocery stores buying stupid bullshit.
The only way you are gonna flatten the curve is by military enforced quarantine but the governments are being too pussy about it.

T S

Then why shut down our whole system?

I posted this before, but there weren't many people in the other thread ().

China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
archive.is/F5omw

According to the Hong Kong user who made this thread :

"Due to the nature of Chinese telecoms, your national ID is bound to your mobile number account, which is in turn bound to your Alipay account, the one-stop mobile app that manages all monetary transactions, including banking.

"When phone number accounts are not paid for 2 months, they are automatically cancelled."

Hasn't even been two months yet, so those accounts can't have been disconnected unless all those people have either died or the Communist government disconnected their accounts to prevent the people from sending information to the outside world. Wuhan's population was either 10 or 11 million, but others(I heard it on a podcast) say 14 million but that could have been the entire population of Hubei province including Wuhan.

OH MY GOD FUCKING SHUT UP. JUST FUCKING STOP ALREADY

the holy quads

They already have a big problem enforcing local lockdowns. Invoking shit is easy.

So Yas Forums.

When can you go back to school/work/whatever?

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Well if Japan loses the Olympics it will probably tank their economy.

Eventually they have to realize it's already ruined.

A lot of people are holding on the the old world until the last minute.

>China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
Fif-fifteen...
...It's a *market*, right? I mean, I know they're a communist country, but this isn't one of those industries with a single monopoly, right? They could have just switched to better service... r-right? Or they just don't have money... from losing their jobs... a-and...
…

OH GOD WE'VE GONE TOO FAR
WE'VE GIVEN HER TOO MUCH ENERGY
I WANNA GET OFF THIS RIDE

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Body has been really aching recently
Back hurts more than usual
Feel more fatigued even though I haven't been doing anything extraneous
Got very little sunlight the last week
Am I vitamin d deficient?
Imagining it?
Or do I have Corona

Serious answers please from people with similar experiences

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8.116 MILLION cellphone users disappeared from the Chinese cellular network in January and February.

zerohedge.com/geopolitical/beijings-claim-no-new-infections-contradicts-reality-ground

Fuck I didn’t want all these digits. But I’m serious, final source was a high ranking military officer I live near. He is not mission essential (national defense is deprioritized if you’ve noticed, they want 10k guard idiots not 200 speshul operators) and so he’s leaving Sunday to ride it out with his family.

I'm guessing it's random retards and they didn't actually went into the villas? I wish I had Livestream of that shit.

I also got banned from Yas Forums because I started a thread about how New York City has 40 or 30% of Covid-19 cases and how does that affect the shows being made in New York City. I was told it was because I suck at making meme and that the thread should have been entertaining.

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GIVE ME MY FUCKING COOFBUX ALREADY TRUMP! I WANT THEM NOW, I WANT MY COOFBUX RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!

CORONA CHAN IS ON LIFE SUPPORT, I NEED MY COOFBUX NOW GOD DAMNIT!

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same fucking guy from the uk

>risking the plague for nuDOOM

Everything is closed "for the foreseeable future"

How much toilet paper does she use in an average day? The average man uses 1 roll a day, and women clearly use more. You may need to plan for 3 or 4 rolls per day to be safe.

>being lazy
>making good food
>working out
>working on hobbies
>enjoying luxury soup
>comfy as fuck since I've been prepping since January

Anyone else know this feel?

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What is going on with the mortality rate being so different in different countries is there 2 strains??

bad information, politically speaking you have to do "something", etc
Flatter the curve basically doesn't matter once you hit more patients than beds

But seriously, can you provide a link to the coffins and vans that load in the bodies to transport them? All we talk about is stats but none of the physical evidence

I'm really curious why are fox bats the ones that always show up for these chink memes and never the actual tinier bats?
Is it because the whole thing revolves around eating the bigger ones instead?

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Yas Forums is the only thing that makes me laugh in these dire times

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Times like this I am glad we own an acre in a secluded area. My wife and I went for several walks in the fenced in wooded trails that are our back yards. We have plenty of food, unlimited water, and the power and internet are still on. I worry for what happens in the coming months. Our first child is due in September. What will the hospitals look like then?

I keep all my guns loaded now. I keep them spread throughout the house so I can grab one no matter where I am. I feel a collapse coming. Our society will take some time to rebound from this, and it will get much worse before it gets better. Americans all think they are special, that nothing bad can happen to our country. But we aren't treating this seriously, we are still partying at the beach. Most didn't even use February to get ready.

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fellow burgers. spend trumpbucks immediately. don't save them. dollar will collapse eventually

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Anyone have any thoughts on how this pandemic will affect your Yas Forums shows?

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HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOONNNNNNNKKKKK

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AHHH MY HOURS WERE CUT I NEED MONEY TRUMP DADDY YANGIFY MY BANK ACCOUNT

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Likely my last year of university is waived at this point, Gonna miss out on my birthday with my friends and lose my final weeks with a lot of really important people to me I'll likely never see again.

Its a really weird feeling, im definitely not a social person and love doing nothing but sitting in my room but im gonna miss the interaction I did get.

>Posts no sources
>Calls me wrong
Yeah okay kid. This virus isn't great but it's not terrible.

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Soon calling Chinese food will be racist.

Just sounds stupid. Should be Chinese Pneumonia or Wuhan Pneumonia.

This continues to be extremely creepy and unnerving.

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>IRAN: 19644
>USA: 19643
we're almost there! we can win again!

Why aren't the chinks dying anymore? There's a full country of a billion of them and all that died are 3,000?

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Who are the deceased?
Does corola kill lowlifes too or just already dying ancient boomers?

>for your own safety, the first amendment has been suspended
well that was easy. they didn't even have to shoot anybody.
it was nice knowing you all, Yas Forums.

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no, largely falls into how the virus is spreading and how reporting is being done
South Korean main vector was fairly young population group

Classes won't resume until after 12 April. The way things are going right now, we'll probably see the semester cancelled.

Best of luck user. My wife and I are expecting our first child in October.

if you don't fuck her, i will

There actually are two strains, no guarantee that’s the only cause though.

You might be mentally retarded beyond belief to not understand how the flu ends up infecting that many every winter... it starts with thousands and thousands of people who still have it throughout summer and breaks out. This virus had to start from nothing in the EU/US.

Don’t know. I literally went to 5 different stores, the one at the mall was the only one that had available copies. Everything else besides a couple fast food places and Barnes and Noble were closed

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My MiA movie ticket got refunded so fuck me for another year

when can you kys fag?

There is a disaster going outside and you guys jack off to an anthropomorphize version of this virus.

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I haven't been to the grocery store in like 10 days. Is fresh food actually fucked? I have a ton of non-perishables because I actually prepared, but I'm hoping to cook a nice dinner with my gf (female) on sunday.

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Border wall for British Columbia? I hope so. Keep them in, so us Ontarioians are safe.

And to you and yours. Protect yourself and be safe.

They made them a couple? Aren't those sisters?

Thanks Mason.

>nothingburgerfags are back

Must be worse than I thought.

>twitter.com/Kyruer/status/1239622355179188230
Took like 2 minutes in google.

>memeflag
>commie

Discarded

its over, macacobro, I'll die of coronavirus or kill yourself bc of bankruptcy, see you by the macaco soup rivers in favelaheaven

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You know what Chang? Instead of going to bed maybe you should just kys. You're clearly too retarded for this world, we'd all be better off without faggots like you.

I’d be happy being able to go on a walk. Being stuck in an apartment sucks, but at least I have internet

shit i have all the same symptoms Assumed it wasn't chink flu because no cough or temperature

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Digits checked

skribbl.io/?X9pFMRQ0eHfi

What's your favorite tim bit?

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Depends on location. My store is fine although you can tell supplies are down in general because boomers are actually having to make food again instead of eating out every meal. Once stores fully adjust to increased demand supplies will be fine.

This is a heckin nothingburgerino

Squirrels, birds and tubers. Enjoy.

They went from
>just a flu bro
To
>ITS ALL FAKE NONE OF ITS REAL
They’re mentally broken.

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>Is fresh food actually fucked?
Better to stay safe, I guess. Mom and brother disinfected the fuck out of the vegetables they bought yesterday.

si si, tu eres una perra

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Not yet, but I will if you post more quality content.

Thats why you deserve 1939 and we killed your president kachinsky kurwa

Cancel that.
Found this for those interested.
data.humdata.org/m/dataset/novel-coronavirus-2019-ncov-cases

depends on where you are. fresh food is doing ok here in boston. some things are missing - no good steaks, no frozen stuff on offer, obv cleaning supplies are off the table

markets are closing early to restock so go early in the morning after the seniors hours

we've lost him

OKAY I'LL FUCK HER, ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY? GOD I HATE YOU FAGGOTS SO FUCKING MUCH

myself*

Your post reminded me to check if there's a scene release of sonic and there is one. Goodbye /cvg/ in 2 hours or so.

Depends entirely on where you are. All the non perishables are taken by closing time of my local supermarkets but fresh stuff barely touched here but I know a town over the opposite is true.

>3 deaths in Missouri
WHO ARE THE ADDITIONS? I NEED INFO BROS

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I'm waiting for the 300k one. Seems like we won't get a 250k. Sad!

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Fuck man, I would love some fresh tomatoes right now. Tinned just aren't the same.

I have too much self-awareness to jack off to personified death and invite the ironic universe to kill me.

NY bro here im running out of food and my local grocery canned isle is empty.

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he wasn't a fan of the asians-get-it-worse theory either. loves the WHO. but overall if you keep that in mind doctah john kimball's not so bad

anyone know the artist for this? I tried google and saucenao

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twitter.com/BGrueskin/status/1241172932463923207

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You got the coffins, but what about the bodies? The thousands and thousands of bodies?

>They made them a couple? Aren't those sisters?

The in the second movie we learn they're not related (hence the different eye/hair color).

They get married in the last 15 minutes.

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Don't worry guys, things will get better.
>youtube.com/watch?v=v0tjWNp4Rbg

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>ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY?
:D

Guys, what if this is also a big test? People are working from home and I'm seeing articles about how it's actually fine and that you just have to get used to it. What if it's a test for something like let's say, UBI? And how we humans can live with just internet?

You offing yourself

What's MiA? I've been on the /cvg/ threads for the past month and a half so I don't know much about Yas Forums anymore. And I checked out the Yas Forums threads because I don't really watch much television or movies anymore.

>They get married in the last 15 minutes
Oh wow, was it an asspull like Korra? Why do people even hype up this horseshit.

commie numbers

Can't wait for all these artists to get lungfuls of glue

yes i am and you better update us after the sister fucking

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the fucking flu doesn't require a ventilator or ICU visit.

>tfw all your projections come true

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why did I just give you a view

Back to re ddit tranny.

twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/1241169414747238404

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How the fuck is the infection so rampant in New York?

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NEVER TRUST A GOOK

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1) western Missouri woman in her 80s
2) She was in her 60s and had multiple health complications before becoming sick

Never. Enjoy starving

Based.

>Pornographers get off to the deaths of thousands
Big (((shock)))

It's not about crossing out a word, it's about sending a message.

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>lots of retards using a densely packed, dirty subway system

hmm.

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They're not collapsing yet you dip, they are just in the beginning stages of it. But yes, this is very bad news.

based boomer schizoid

>And how we humans can live with just internet?
At least here, I doubt that'll hold. Even online classes were canceled since half the student pop. doesn't have stable net access.

OG
Here’s your (you)

BREAKING: Fauci is a liberal Clinton plant inside the COVID-19 response team to SPREAD FEAR.
>BREAKING: Fauci is a liberal Clinton plant inside the COVID-19 response team to SPREAD FEAR.
BREAKING: Fauci is a liberal Clinton plant inside the COVID-19 response team to SPREAD FEAR.

Trump should remove him immediately.

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Again this isn't the middle ages they don't stack them in piles and throw them into holes at least not in Europe. Italy has 4000 deaths meaning 4000 coffins, do you expect doctors to take pictures of dead bodies on the table?

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Trannies love the shit you masturbate too faggot

Already on the 3rd wave of infected. Still relegated to only travel risks.
>happening fucking Corona Cancelled

Hate that drawn liquid on tits. Her left tit looks like sunny side up that is still kinda runny.

Italy +6000 today

>holy fuck

Yes it's a test like Oklahoma City was a test for 911. Roll it out slow for people to get used to then bring on a worse virus with a higher kill rate, and worse vaccines that totally sterilize.

Bill Gates and company have a long way to go to get to their Georgia Guidestones 500,000,000 goal.

Its out. DRM free. Bethesda released it with the wrong .exe file. Have fun!

FORTALEZA MAYOR POSITIVE
twitter.com/opovoonline/status/1241182824826318849

>literally said beginning in post

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Are we hitting the tipping point of mass death?

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BASED BILL
BUY THE DIP

>doubling time of 2.2 days
ogre

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It's fun though.

>millions of people packed so tight that would make even a slaughterhouse cringe

Doesn't NYC have the highest population density in the US? How many cases are in the middle states?

So does fucking your sister give you immunity?
Is that how west virgina is beating this?

Seriously though, what will be the last post on Yas Forums?

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