What are you?

Religion is trash but there is a creator, everything else is brainwashing. The creator of the universe, galaxies, black hole, quasars doesn't want me eating pork lol.

>know that a god exists
>know that no god exists
horseshoe

the fuck does equiprobable mean. it's not even in the dictionary. stupid science niggers.

Rolling.

>Not believing in end times with the plauges of disease, locusts, bloody rivers, and natural disasters
It's pretty obvious for you not to see it right in front of you. Get down on your knees and ask for forgiveness while you still can, your immortal soul is on the line here.

I don't believe in dualistic realities

7 I guess

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8. Im gonna fuck some white hoes real hard. aint noone got time to be thinking bout this nerd cracka bullshit.

Agnostic CHAD here. imagine firmly believing that behind a door you can't open there is something or nothing. muh belief.

I walked this whole spectrum

I'm at two right now

Define God

2 wishing I was 1

De-Facto

Epicurus hints at the presence of something "up there," which is far more powerful than humans but not what humans think of when they say "God." Which is probably the truth. For It to intervene in our world would be like us killing the queen of an ant colony and declaring the ants free from oppression for the rest of their lives.

>I only think of philosophy in terms of god and existence
The absolute state of brainlets.

6. I doubt the gods our raping goat herding ancestors made up during the bronze and Stone Age are legitimate.

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its not about philosophy though, its about faith in deities you spastic

1

Dawkins is a brainlet made for mass consumption.

4 wish i could be 1

1 masterrace here

Cucked scale
Missing option
>god existed but he had his flaws same as those he created in his image

In reality, 2 or maybe 3. I wish to be 1 though, just because how awful atheists usually are online and my desire to have my beliefs be as far different from theirs as possible.

Nearing the limit of 7.
I would reject any bet you offer that had a finite payout for as little as a single cent on my wage.

I don't know that their is no God; But literally a payout of the whole universe against a potential loss of a single cent would not be a bet I would take that god[s] are real. That's how sure I am that god[s] aren't real.

>I doubt the gods our raping goat herding ancestors made up during the bronze and Stone Age are legitimate.
But user, those are the only ones that are legitimate. The very roots of the human memeplex.

Between 3 and 6

Does your boy friend buy you lots of crystals? What's your sign?

(1)
For anyone claiming 2 or 3.
So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
Revelation 3:16

People have the idea of "God" wrong

God exists. Religion is about control.

Another word for God should be just "the universe"

Gotta have faith all this silly stardust is worth it

Based

I have the choice?

I reject the underlying monotheistic assumption.

Gods exist.

Militant agnostic:
>I don't know, and you don't either!

Based and absolteism pilled.

>The Dawkins' Scale
6

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2

7, don't think a whole lot about it nowadays.

Obviously not high on crack like this Dawkins fellow.

So magical thinking then.

Take your meds abrehamic sky is falling faggot skitziod.

I feel like black people tend to be more religious than whites in general.

I Am Who Is I Am, is utterly self evident.

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1.
anything else is cringe and degenerate

Strong atheist. Gods, ghosts, genies, and any other "supernatural" beings are all man-made concepts.

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1

I'm an oldfag and had several experiences of true desperation. Every single time there was something to point me in the exact right direction. Every. Single. Time.

Say what you want; I know God is real.

about a 1.5

We’re all software in a simulation bro. God is irrelevant. I guess that makes me agnostic.

I flip between 3 and 5. I wish I was at a 1 though.

>Gods exist.
What evidence does anyone have of this?
>YooToob videyas!
Your IQ must be over 40 ITT

>I have the choice?
No. No more than you can chose to like a color or not. You can't decide to believe or not believe something, you can only chose to accept it or not.

Infinity is that which cannot be defined. He is beyond all bounds.

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MUH BELIFE

I'm a Deist.
We don't fit on lists ;_;

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Weak theist

Probably 2

There has to be something. It might not be the Christian god, but something so vast that we can’t comprehend it with our minds.

But I will still always behave as if the Christian god is watching.

>I know God is real.
It's not something anyone can know. You can only believe in your mind gods exist. Pretending to ((( know ))) is just feeble-minded rationalizing.

You can see the Elohim with your own eyes. They're still up there.

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>What evidence does anyone have of this?
Name a single thing that exists spontaneously and without a creator. Abything at all.

Im just boris man

Why are pastaniggers so fucking gay on Yas Forums? Italians in NA are typically based and very trad catholic wtf.. Also

>There is no god
>But I acknowledge human consciousness uniquely has a metaphysical effect on the universe

???

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0. GIGA-THEIST: God is myself and myself is god.

Between 2 and 3 leaning towards 2.

Unironically using this scale puts you at 90 on the IQ scale

Two years ago: 7
Now: 1
Repent, for the end is nigh.

>Name a single thing that exists spontaneously and without a creator. Abything at all.
The universe.

Dawkins is such a brainlet ffs.

That's option 6

So your gods can only reside in the ever-receding gaps of our knowledge?
At least you admit it.

The only non-fuckhead one, 1.

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1 and 7 can't possibly be the case. No one knows either way. This argument is proof of that. I think it's stupid to say:
>hurr durr Bible dum
because it ignores a lot of the social cohesion that religion can bring and lumps metaphysical discussion in comparison with only Christianity.
There's something greater than me, but I have no way of defining what that is.

Are you telling me that numbers aren't real?

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Number 0, I am god and the rest of you are inferior cunts, suck my dick

There are gods and you disappoint them greatly

1
>prove it
Everything is made of light you blind cunt

I do not question the existence of God, for I am him! It is I who makes the maple syrup flow and the apologies genuine! It is I who makes Canadian posts painful to read and gives leaves their blessed bluepilled autism!

ALL BOW BEFORE THE GREAT CUN-KEK!