/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2337 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Isn't it like that for most countries? Here they only test if you have all symptoms and very high fever or if you're famous.

someone post the latest satellite image of wuhans emissions

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se acabo

ESTE ES EL FIN, CELL!!!

>already leveling off
HAPPENING CANCELLED

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>Let’s say 2% of the population gets infected
>2 positive cases out of 100 tests
You realize as this spreads the number would go up per 100 people tested? Are you retarded? That has no bearing on what % of the population will get it.

Germanbros attention!

10:25, watch it

youtube.com/watch?v=TzTr_RjtgUk&feature=emb_title

In italy people are dying from the treatment, not from coronachan. Literally nothingburger.

Someone post the latest satellite image of my braaaap barn.

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You know how it is
You know "it's just 120k", but between those 120k there could be you or your loved ones.
So... Yeah.
8 and I don't get it
7 and nobody I love get it
5 and nobody on Yas Forums gets it
0 and I get it and die
Everything else and I become 50% more nigger

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The list of infections and deads per country?

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>more people have played CoD BR in less time than Corona Virus has infected people

LMFAO LITERALLY A NOTHING BURGER

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Try 40.000.000 - spreading since october from china unnoticed. Literally nothingburger.

How fucked is Canada and my province of Ontario?

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>40,000
Try 200.000.

Reminder: after this passes the world return to the post modern hell it came from. The only difference is this event will be the onus needed for (((them))) to strip you of even more of your rights.

Im making my employees work overtime before we get the order from DeWine to shut down.
Let me know via fax how you feel about that!
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Reminder that we are just getting started and that if you aren't a total retard you are self isolating.

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CALI FAG HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You seem very intent on calling people 'normies' and using the term 'nothing burger' while at the same time trying to position yourself as the one who is enlightened about the issue. But you are taking the common, 'normal' stance on the issue yourself which is to freak the fuck out and demand a lockdown.

I am trying to look at the situation with a level head and dispel some of the illusions around the extent to which we should panic. I think that this places myself outside of the 'normal' spectrum of beliefs around the issue, while you are firmly in that place of herd-mentaility driven panic.

Not a counter to any specific point you have made, just an observation.

user whose sleeping with his sister, please come back.

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Death to europe and america!

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China made the world sick

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Just how fucked is the Beast of Babylon?

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Three major Chinese cellphone companies "lost" 14 MILLIONS subscribers:

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1241082360323596289?s=20

Maybe they didn't have enough money to pay their bill.
Maybe they used Wi-Fi only because of confinement.
Or m-aybe...

What the fuck did that kid see?

More people have died this month from tuburculosis, and that never cost me a dollar. Unironically, look it up.

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They won. Just accept it. China won the war and now become world leader, everybody will bow to china from now on

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Fucking faggot little virus

At 200,000

cope faggot

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I wish someone loved me enough to sleep with me even if it was just my sister (if I had a sister). I would protect her with all my energy

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>LATEST CASES
23:55: 58 new cases and 2 new deaths in Louisiana, United States.
23:33: 155 new cases and 4 new deaths in California, United States.
23:12: 54 new cases in Russia.
23:11: 77 new cases and 1 new death in British Columbia, Canada.
23:10: 65 new cases and 1 new death in Georgia, United States.
22:30: 131 new cases and 2 new deaths in Florida, United States.
22:23: 496 new cases and 13 new deaths in Switzerland.

>LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr MORE
pastebin.com/raw/qy5RFpVX

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Stalin wouldn't think that. lmao

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someone tell the truth, will this shit wind down as the warmer months come in?

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wmaf

Why u so rude :(

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youtube.com/watch?v=RwgvgwPorGk

everything is really quiet here it's weirdly peaceful and a bit creepy

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I wish they taught geography in the US

Can you please add the data for the AGES of those that are dying from the virus?

Shut the fuck up retard. I was in these threads 2 months ago. The normies didn't listen to me then and they don't listen now. They do NOT want a lockdown. They want it to only kill boomers and they just want it to go away. You are a fucking normie. You are a very stupid person and your kind make up our government. The reluctance you share with them to make any proactive and assertive decision that might hurt the economy is precisely why we will end with way more dead and lungfucked people than necessary. Look at that fucking picture retard. Even the Germans are starting to lose control.

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China is winning.

ESA satellites show an increase in NO2, which is the old pollution of Industry and traffic.

[YouTube] youtube.com/watch?v=f6AVFbpsrmQ&feature=emb_title (embed)

CHINA WON

COMMUNISM WON

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Whats the difference? It will come back in the fall anyways.

>muh shekles
go fuck yourself

Yeah, just like in those horror movies, right? When all looks calm and then, BAM, jumpscare?

A-A-Aahahaha... It's so funny... Ahahaha...

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No.

If you live in front of Ural mountain you are part of Europe, dumbass

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-madagascar/madagascar-confirms-first-cases-of-coronavirus-president-idUSKBN2172TP

Madagascar NOOOOOO!!

Nigger

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>New Orleans niggers pumping up LA's numbers because they can't go without dinduing on the sidewalks of bourbon street for more than two days
Still no cases in my parish but they're turning us into one of the worst hotbeds in the US and now I can't find eggs and butter in Walmart.

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BASED

the west is still COPING and it is HILARIOUS

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Friendly reminder to not fall for confirmation bias. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Now that tests are being performed of course cases are going to go up. You are all under 78.5 and I'm sure none of you are obese, you are going to be okay. Please calm the fuck down. .

they quarantined us in the back of the plague bus everyone is packed together...

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>not knowing that the USSR under communism colluded with many capitalist nations taking foreign aid as friendly forms of alliance in order to take out the anti capitalist movement known as national socialism.

inb4 "it wuz just 4d chess". no it wasn't. the cold war was just a narriative made by the msm to create and expand political beliefs and gain profit from that said story. not a single soviet territory bombed by the US.

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This could be the end of Trump's campaign

Summer's kicked in here but for now we'll see. 3 more confirmed dead as of earlier, though.

The Chinese authorities have done everything in their power to stop the spread of the deadly coronavirus.
As harsh and far-reaching these actions are; they have proven the Chinese administration can no longer contain this within the confines of their quarantine zones which is most concerning because whites are now obligated to deal with the consequences of the pandemic.
I'm not sure they're capable of coping with the miscellaneous facets of this sociopolitical crisis as well as Asians have so far.
It is obvious whites may face numerous issues in light of the fact that their societies lack the kind of asian discipline the Chinese population exhibits and this may very well exacerbate the current situation and propel it beyond the boundaries established by the Chinese authorities through their robust security measures and rigorous attention to details.

No amount of baseless, slanderous accusations can negate the valor and the extreme perseverance shown by the Chinese administration and Chinese people over the last month or so.
Whether europeans and other ethnicities are able to keep up with this laudable display of asian discipline and thus, decelerate the spread of this mysterious disease remains to be seen.

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Why the fuck am I still here. What do you want? Stop making it sound like we are having sex.

TODO TERMINO SEÑORES, NO TENEMOS ESCAPATORIA

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We are done

>Mayor says Italy death toll four times higher than detected
Ummm guys?
>57 year old Manhattan lawyer dies after saying he was improving
To the oven kike!
The news only keeps getting more dire, nothingburgers btfo...

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I hope AOC will release her nudes

No they didn't. China isn't producing shit.

mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239245112733044736

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/gif/ on suicide watch

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No better place to be treated for covid-19 than China!
>t. aylward

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My tinder matches are still popping off. Apocalypse has girls thirsty as fuck. Life is good for a solid 7/10 lads.

Thank you for rolling 5

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Why do you deny what you most desire, is what we wanna know.

how hot is your sister?

Thats still alot faggot.

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I think the issue is that you're too gay and selfish to have sex with your sister.

Actually they say that 50-70% of earth will get infected before they can contain it, and with death rate of 3% it means more than 100m dead over a year. That is a lot and that is optimistic math

Why are they always smiling?

Its over

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>Germany overtook Spain
>USA is only a hundred away from Iran
c'mon c'mon!

Never enough

Salute, Comrade!

I hope we can expect our Russian Comrades once we descent upon the USA to clean up the filth.

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I just want to know because I ironically like to go out and do shit in the summer months and don't want to be barricaded in my house living like its I am Legend

fuck

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Vaya con dios...we are in this together!

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www.sciencemag.org/news/2020/03/new-blood-tests-antibodies-could-show-true-scale-coronavirus-pandemic

IMMUNITY DEVELOPS

THE HAPPENING IS OVER
>BUT BUT IT GOES AWAY REEEEEE
NO IT DOESN'T YOU RETARDS; THE ANTIBODIES DO. THE CELL IMMUNITY STAYS AND WHEN YOU CATCH IT AGAIN YOU PRODUCE THEM.

THERE IS NO PROOF OF ADE. GET BENT.

/CVG/ FUCKING BLOWN OUT
>/CVG/ FUCKING BLOWN OUT
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>/CVG/ FUCKING BLOWN OUT
/CVG/ FUCKING BLOWN OUT
>/CVG/ FUCKING BLOWN OUT
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The reason you're coming back is that, deep down, you know you want to fuck your sister.

Fuck the bat soup eaters

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Can someone explain if this pandemic is so horrifying that in this modern world where everyone records everything in their lives all the time, where are the hundreds of corona victims and/or their friends and families recording themselves? We see so little and also very empty "full' hospitals.

liveleak.com/view?t=s1iYZ_1584213530

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And what is what I desire?
I don't know, maybe a 7? I don't check her out you faggot. She's reserved and shy.

If that really is you user she is terrified and looking to you for help. Not saying you should do anything inappropriate, because that would be wrong, but she is in desperate need of you guidance and support.
Few will ever love you like her so return the affection and support her in this difficult time.
You will probably get noting in return but the sanctification that you helped a family member when times were darkest.
I hope that is enough and remember always be kind

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PROTIP:
Dr Birx has been blinking in morse code while standing behind Trump.

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that faggot in the background vaping and his body language really fucking bothers me

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What's the point to all this prep, it's too late we're all going to get it. I've spent thousands of dollars preparing...all to delay the inevitable... we cant stop it. Millions are going to die and I might be one of them. The apocalypse wont be fun guys... always looking over your shoulder...never knowing who might turn on you or if people are safe or hostile. I don't know why I did all this prepping. Just so I could sit around and slowly die.....we're not gonna make it. It's over.

I'm not a Chinese shill it's going to be like the movie the road, a hard bleak depressing nightmare. Enjoy being killed because you don't have a fire team. Eventually you'll run out of ammo or it will be taken from you. Hope you have hundreds of pounds of gun powder...oh wait you cant have more then a few pounds. I don't think you realize what a nightmare world your asking for. It's not going to be fun enjoy getting raped by demons too.

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At this point I think that any news organisation who are reporting deaths without including the age or average age of those dying is INTENTIONALLY MISLEADING the public.

The average person you speak to on the street tends to believe that previously perfectly healthy people of all ages are literally dying within days of infection, as if we actually ARE in some sort of apocalyptic scenario. Hence the ridiculous scenes at grocery stores and supermarkets we have already witnessed.

>US about to surpass Iran in cases
>only 260 dead burgers to Iran's 1400
Where are my carcasses, /cvg/? I was promised death.

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is this a fever? Sorry I can’t read Celsius temperatures

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elites are getting the fuck out

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It's the tail end of summer in the southern hemisphere, dingus.

Food is on the shelves and things are beginning to open back up again. fuck china

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What I found kinda creepy today. I live in Clark County Nevada. I saw the thread and it said we had two deaths. I check local news and didn't see anything about a new death. Later in the day I check again and there it was. A women in her 60's. That is rather strange.

Seconding this.

To cheap to pay for the Yas Forums pass to show your real flag?

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No

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500000 canadians trending on twitter, 500000 canadians applying for unemployment. corona is going to usher in an era of basic income, based?

1. Report unusual behavior.
2. Barricade your homes.
3. Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
4. Wait for official instructions.

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What will tomorrow bring, Yas Forums?

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Holy fuck. He is playing it down, fucking crazy. Corona will overwhelm hospitals. Please watch m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx11Y4xjDwA

Lots of posting of faggot trooner anime drawings but little to no pictures and webm on here of corona victims, what biiiig shocker.

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>And what is what I desire?
The win

You're holding it upside down. It reads 98.3, so you're ok. Also, your cake isn't done yet.

Didn't you learn in shcool that while it's cold in your country, it's hot in others?

Yeah thats fever temp, but you already fucked it up. Thats supposed to go all the way in

youtu.be/MPGw5Ucmwk8

fuck up dog cunt

>She's reserved and shy.
>sleeping in your bed
>not leaving you alone
dude... dude. she wants to fuck you retard

Happening retards for that as you discover more cases the CFR drops.
This'll be just like H1N1. Look at the Diamond Princess numbers
716 Infected. 8. That's right. EIGHT. Dead.

Absolute N O T H I N G B U R G E R

abcnews.go.com/US/40-hospitalized-coronavirus-younger-54-cdc/story?id=69681304

hello normie. if it spreads and they aren't getting that hospital care, we have no clue what the mortality rate in that age bracket will be.

thanks for pointing that out dipshit, I wasn't saying the warm months kill the thing, I wanted to know by fucking July do I still need to be living like I'm under house arrest

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>Bootlick goy as we get those red flag laws in place

Normal temps in Celsius are 36, so yeah, slight fever there.