/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2337 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

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China is winning.

ESA satellites show an increase in NO2, which is the old pollution of Industry and traffic.

youtube.com/watch?v=f6AVFbpsrmQ&feature=emb_title

CHINA WON

COMMUNISM WON

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It's been at around 11300 dead for at least 7 hours now.

Can some people other than spaniards and shitalians start dying already? Preferably amerisharts.

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18 months. thats how long it will take corona to run its course globally.

supply chain is fucked.

Friendly reminder to not fall for confirmation bias. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Now that tests are being performed of course cases are going to go up. You are all under 78.5 and I'm sure none of you are obese, you are going to be okay. Please calm the fuck down.

Implessive

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恭喜發財, anons!

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Nobody would have really blamed China if they were transparent about it. It wouldn't have been stopped anyway but hiding info makes it harder for everyone else.

nigger

Fucking nigger.

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NEVER FORGET

nigger

get fucked chang. you aren't fooling anyone. your CCP masters will punish you for failing.

How fucked is Japan?

first post worst post

Another bot or shill detected.

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fucked. they won't test because of muh olympics

poo

What's the point to all this prep, it's too late we're all going to get it. I've spent thousands of dollars preparing...all to delay the inevitable... we cant stop it. Millions are going to die and I might be one of them. The apocalypse wont be fun guys... always looking over your shoulder...never knowing who might turn on you or if people are safe or hostile. I don't know why I did all this prepping. Just so I could sit around and slowly die.....we're not gonna make it. It's over.

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Completely,they think if they ignore it and don't have to cancel the Olympics people will still want to go there and possibly get it.

The ongoing nuclear incident and now this? Yep...totally fucked.

does anyone know what happened to him? did he just randomly die?

Take my seeds Corona-Chan

Who?

>none of you are obese
There are jannies on this board RIGHT NOW

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If there was a videogame about corona-chan, this would be the first boss

Thread splitting faggot

FUCK JANNIES

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If i will die ok. But i know many people will die also and it's make me happy. If i will survive, well it's my dream from childhood to live in post apo world.

do you think his dick has been flattened by the weight of his stomach

Japan gets help from China.

So they soon be OK.

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UPDATE: CANADIANS HIT HARDEST BY LATEST CORONAVIRUS NEWS

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Can someone give me an update for Florida? I live in palm beach county and work in broward.

Nothing burger or did I stock up on ammo funz food and water for a good reason?
Boomers are emptying the shelves.

You think he still had one when he hit 375lbs?

yes

criticized ccp and randomly died next day, very very tragic

haha

Flu gets to 1,000,020,000 in 3 months every year.
This can't even hit 1 million in what is it now, 5 months?

Good luck overloading the medical system with that pal.

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He likely burned himself to death after trying to debunk that one case where HK rioters burned a man alive.

roaming gangs of zombies have been spotted in your area.

Don't respond to memeflags

I work at a DC in upstate NY, my job gave me paper work today to show to authorities who may try and stop me on the way to work.

rumors around place are going around about people already being tested for it and they haven't shown back up to work.

I hear people coughing every now and then and noticed one of my coworkers wiping her nose all day with tissues.

I'm fucked aren't I?

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Pic related

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We've romanticized it, it's not going to be fun. It will be a very hard life with a short life expectancy. If you've ever done back breaking work imagine that times 10 while also trying to find food and supplies while trying not to get killed by other people. Go watch the movie the road. That's what it will be like... a hard depressing bleak nightmare.

This virus is literally the best thing ever

Why is the West so pussified and weak?

Government cant govern.
People cant follow orders.

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REAL THREAD:

The reason shills are thread splitting like this is to stifle discussion and prevent you from getting information. Please do not support them by posting in their threads.

youtube.com/watch?v=GjOvrAUQ8tM

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Shove that black pill up your ass faggot, because this crisis is nothing short of opportunity for the US. We have let the chinks manufacture our widgets and other shit for decades, and now almost everyone sees the folly in this shit. When we start getting out of this pandemic, we will begin to bring back manufacturing again to the US, and North America, and do you know where that will leave China? Fucked...far from home (Africa) with whatever millions left who did not die of the virus they created, or shot for trying to tell the truth. Your people will rise up against you, and you will lose the country. Bye bye fuckers....

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SORRY ITALIANBROSS, BUT IS FOR EVERYONE SAKI!

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All jannies have a scheduled daily dick flattening as part of their comprehensive remuneration package

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Chang, madonna is like 70. nobody gives a shit.

AND NOW WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF FOOD TOO????

THE DAY OF THE RAKE IS UPON US

IT'S TOO LATE NOW
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?

I know all of this things. And their only make it better.

broward is one the more fucked counties in florida, check out the official florida interactive coronavirus map
experience.arcgis.com/experience/96dd742462124fa0b38ddedb9b25e429

1. Report unusual behavior.
2. Barricade your homes
3. Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
4. Wait for official instructions.

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we call those niggers user
>almost replied to a memeflag
feels good catching myself
honestly I hate brazilians so god damn much
how is it where you are user?

www.sciencemag.org/news/2020/03/new-blood-tests-antibodies-could-show-true-scale-coronavirus-pandemic

IMMUNITY DEVELOPS

THE HAPPENING IS OVER
>BUT BUT IT GOES AWAY REEEEEE
NO IT DOESN'T YOU RETARDS; THE ANTIBODIES DO. THE CELL IMMUNITY STAYS AND WHEN YOU CATCH IT AGAIN YOU PRODUCE THEM.

THERE IS NO PROOF OF ADE. GET BENT.

/CVG/ FUCKING BLOWN OUT.

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Oh, you mean what's happening in Italy? Nice try zipper head.

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Wait it’s a white dude that makes em?

Florida cases likely to explode soon because of all the dumb zoomers partying on spring break. There's a ton of older people there too right, so numbers of dead might be higher for you guys.
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I'm not a china shill faggot

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China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
archive.is/F5omw

According to the Hong Kong user who made this thread :

"Due to the nature of Chinese telecoms, your national ID is bound to your mobile number account, which is in turn bound to your Alipay account, the one-stop mobile app that manages all monetary transactions, including banking.

"When phone number accounts are not paid for 2 months, they are automatically cancelled."

Hasn't even been two months yet, so those accounts can't have been disconnected unless all those people have either died or the Communist government disconnected their accounts to prevent the people from sending information to the outside world. Wuhan's population was either 10 or 11 million, but others(I heard it on a podcast) say 14 million but that could have been the entire population of Hubei province including Wuhan.

>white
come on now

Honestly the best thing would be to postpone it until next year. They don't have to cancel it completely

what the fuck, is that a toe? why is it so short??

Let me guess. Are the missing people mostly Hong Kong residents and/or Uyghyrs? What a shock.

>40,000 dead in Italy ever month of Flu
This doesn't even compare to chad flu buddy. Cope harder.

everyone here is convinced it's fake. There are busineesses defying the state order to close. This will inevitably come to blows, giving the state even more reason to crack down using force. look for violence early next week here. it's coming.

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Friendly reminder worst case scenario in US is, 6 million sick and 120k dead

HERE IS AN IDEA:
Recruit young voluntaries to live in camps and work in high demand/social contact jobs, so the economy don't stop.
As the demand increase so does the age of the recruited.
A mindset like a war overseas, but working to keep the economy going and slowly build herd immunity.
The camps could have a little hospital to quarantine suspicious cases. But keep these people isolated from the rest of society.

Oh shit, I never had thought about that. But the Uyghers are usually put into gulags and Hong Kong has closed it's borders with mainland China.

And the best scenerio is the one in which everyone dies.

How many US cases now?

No, we don't know that they are Uyghurs or from Hong Kong.