Why do you idiots spell it "COOF"?

Holy fucking baka

coof coof

boomer zoomer doomer bloomer etc etc.

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(((Journalist))) detected.
Sage it

doof doof

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Be careful frenn

it comes from the first covid-19 patients name
Wu Ping Coof

Y’all laugh at food hoarders but do have enough food yourselves?
A typical American eats 7 burgers per day. If you have a family of four, that's 28 burgers each week. Over 100 a month. Las hamburguesas valdrán su peso en oro el próximo mes porque toda criatura norteamericana las necesita.

trips = truth

China

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Because Boomer -> Coomer (the masturbater) -> Coofer who drank a tasty batu soup and coofed

This.

Couldn't say it better myself, you absolute legend.

>lurk more
This is always the answer

Fpbp

OK Noober

>20 gauge shotgun
>12 gauge shells

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It started with boomer.
then zoomer
and doomer
and coomer
and coofer

COOFVFEFE

Cough mixed with boomer meme, just like coomer, bloomer, doomer, etc. How do you not get this?

Babies first meme... cute
Here is the run down:
- Pol is the last hideout for intelligent people because every Thinktank nowadas only serves the mafia to create profitable policies
- Every word only has the meaning that you are taught, coof is just as right as cough
- Yas Forums isn't called meme factory without reason

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Wronf

kek 12 ga shells in a 20gauge, saved

Fpbp

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>boomer
>zoomer
>coomer
Newfags asking about newfaggotry. Fucking pottery.

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/thread and chekked

thank you user for saving Yas Forums today...

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>Why do you idiots spell it "COOF"?
LURK MOAR journalfaggot tits or gtfo

i made that mistake, delete this
it's corrected but i have to buy a 12g shotty with my trumpbux when im allowed outside.

inherited ithaca skb 100 couldn't remember the gauge and was too dumb to google

Thanks. What does "checked" mean in this world?

And why so much Captcha?

"Checked" is anti-Semitic slang for bidding on prostitutes. As in "I'll write a check" ---> "checked".

COOF is an acronym for
Continual Ouster Of Foreigners, and it's something we're all actively working towards.

lol at this redditor

Summerfags adding the suffix "oof/oom" to everything
Report anyone using it as underage and move on

This is the real answer. All the other poster are trolling you.

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Extremely based

>Germans and Dutch create a word to mean "explosion"
>They create the verb "bummen" and "bommen" respectively because these words sound like an explosion
>English speakers make their own version of this onomatopoeia
>They invent the word "boom"
>Fast forward to the 1950s and 60s
>Due to a strong postwar economy, Americans begin having lots of kids
>This results in a population "explosion"
>This event is named the "baby boom"
>The people who caused it are consequently referred to as "baby boomers"
>Over time, the term "baby boomers" becomes a term to describe all people of the generation that started the baby boom
>Fast forward to 2017-2018
>In common parlance, especially on Yas Forums, people begin referring to these peoples as "boomers," a shorthand for "baby boomers"
>Boomer memes are created
>New wojak variations for boomers and 30-year-old boomers are created
>Other versions such as doomer and zoomer are created
>Fast forward to 2019
>A new variation called the "coomer" is created
>It is the word "cummer" combined with boomer and drawn in a wojak style
>The spelling is based on the Latin word "cum," which is pronounced "coom"
>Fast forward to 2020
>Coronavirus spreads
>"Coomer" is further mutated into "Coofer"
>The suffix -er represents one who does something
>Therefore, a "Coofer" would be "one who coofs"
>The term "coof" is created

AHHH AHH AHH IM GOONNA IM GOONA COOOF youtube.com/watch?v=SvHTE7l3R9A

>spoon-feeding newfags
fuck you dude

Best post

You can't tell me what to do authoritarian. I'm an individual and I have liberties. You have violated the NAP and now we must engage in a duel! YOU FUCK! YOU ABSOLUTE FUCK!

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No leave it

How come some posts have text in green font? Can I do that too? How about other colour?

Don't forget vooter. Or however it's spelt.

You have to buy Yas Forums pro pass. Post your credit card number in the thread with the code "!4ChanPro" and they'll attach it to your IP address.

But how can he write his BuzzFeed article if we don't tell him!?!?

don’t spoonfed the newfags. the correct answer is lurk moar

> new faggot

lurk moar faggot.

Well done!

Yas Forums pass

Refer to

Checked

Those are virgin numbers, i clear 10 burgers a day easy...

Because it is funny and makes me feel part of a wider community by using the language of that community. Its also like typing 'birb' instead of 'bird' because it is funny and cute.

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boomer
doomer
bloomer
coomer
coofer

coofing

it's pretty obvious new friend now gtfo

first postie best postie

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Fuck off faggot

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10/10 bait faggot

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jesus christ i hate you newfags from reddi

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Hello person writing a shitty article about memes. I hope you die.